George Noory photoshop gallery

[pate]

Thanks, I appreciate that!

Apparently I drank too much coffee this morning, and instead of photoshopping Kim's ass, I did another one (spent some time on it as the intartubes seem a bit broken...)

In any case, as with any of the garbage I crap out, it is completely DRM & gluten-free and anyone can steal for use:

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I call it "Jorchie - EnfanTerrible"

[ACE of CLUBS]

Love the quizzical raised eyebrow, as though he's saying, "Is that a Portal?"

Great pics ......... can you make it a $3 bill ?

[pate]

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[pate]

This one is so stupid you can't help but to keep laughing at it.

I hope that photoshop comes through from that other thread, not sure who did it, but I figured it belonged here...

[TheSheriff]

[pate]

Late for the "1776" celebration I suppose...

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[TheSheriff]

[b_dubb]

Nice work.

[TheSheriff]

Another quality George Noory endorsed product from Taintco 

[b_dubb]

These are all excellent. However Taintco is one word. Fuck even Zoo knows that.

[wr250]

Another quality George Noory endorsed product from Taintco

are not these the source of this product ?

[cosmic]

Wowzers - Here is my First Post! I joined just because of this thread -Excellent 

[UFQuack]

[pate]

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I call this one "igNooryHullRazor"

[pate]

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I forgot sumthin in that first pic, this is a very HALF-Awesome attempt to fix it

new title is HalfStashHellRazor....

thanks for the 'preesheeayyshun!

edit: should be "HalfStashHullRazor" but I like both titles... Poll?

[pate]

SimpleMind

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[UFQuack]

Coming soon to Gaiam TV
A Suspense, Thriller, Mystery Clashick:

[UFQuack]

[zeebo]

Hahaha, that's perfect, UFQ.

[UFQuack]

thanks zeebo



This is what it's like in Jorch's mind as he hosts the show while half asleep.

[UFQuack]

While listening to George Knapp Sat night, I thought about the perfect job for Jorch, you know, a job that will help get him out of radio quicker, something that could also use his skills as a "people person" who loves to make small talk, well that's when it hit me!: A door to door meat salesman, specializing in all different kinds of salami.

I can see it now, on the side of his truck, could be the words inscribed "Whether BIG or small, salty or sweet, hot or mild, Jorch has got the salami for you!"





I was also inspired by this image someone else originally had done:
http://lunaticoutpost.com/usersmiles/graphic/images/2011/April/02/A706_4D96AF20.jpg

[PB the Deplorable]

... I was also inspired by this image someone else originally had done...

This one?

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[UFQuack]

Thanks PB, yep that's the one, and it was right here on bellgab after all!

[PB the Deplorable]

Thanks PB, yep that's the one, and it was right here on bellgab after all!

It's not mine, it looks like the handiwork of former poster Gumby Dammit, not sure

[Jorch Einstein]

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Shazam!

[aldousburbank]

thanks zeebo



This is what it's like in Jorch's mind as he hosts the show while half asleep.

Heh, just saw this.

[UFQuack]

1,2,3 1,2,3 Jorch
1,2,3 1,2,3 Jorch
1,2,3 1,2,3 Jorch

Throw 'em out, on his ass

JORCH!--gonna swiiing from da chandelier, from da chandelayeeeeeeeeeeee=ee

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

How Jorch envisions himself as President:

Eric Holder Noory would be great.

[UFQuack]

How about this instead?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

How about this instead?

Zeebo!