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True Confessions Of BellGab

Started by Jackstar, September 22, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

Jackstar

Even though I haunt the Political forum virtually twenty four seven as if it were my fuckin' job, I haven't actually bothered to vote in the last three elections I have been able to do so.


LET THE WILD RUMPUS BEGIN

Jackstar

I was threatened into not promoting this thread.


CONFESSION IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL

My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

Jackstar

When my girlfriend's dog attacks people, I silently cheer her on.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PRONOUN

I ditched the sandwich Mrs. Walks_At_Night packed for my lunch today and went out with the fellah's to Bojangles:


Quote from: Jackstar on September 27, 2016, 11:14:45 AM
When my girlfriend's dog attacks people, I silently cheer her on.


BEHOLD THE POWER OF A PRONOUN

Oh, I so believe that!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 27, 2016, 12:45:43 PM
I ditched the sandwich Mrs. Walks_At_Night packed for my lunch today and went out with the fellah's to Bojangles:



heh heh

Hog

I didnt finish all the pills and stopped taking them when I felt better, now it feels like I'm pissing fire again.

peace
Hog

jazmunda

I've never read The Coming Global Superstorm.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 27, 2016, 11:09:30 AM
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

Amy is still in my basement. She's probably dead. Haven't fed her in weeks...

jazmunda

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 27, 2016, 11:09:30 AM
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.

I basically do this whenever someone rings my doorbell, stranger or family.

jazmunda

Quote from: rekcuf on September 27, 2016, 11:20:51 PM
Amy is still in my basement. She's probably dead. Haven't fed her in weeks...

How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.

Quote from: jaz on September 27, 2016, 11:21:58 PM
How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.

Not very long. Tastes like shit.

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 27, 2016, 11:09:30 AM
My father and an out of town visiting aunt dropped by unannounced. I was so pissed they didn't tell me they were coming over that I pretended not to be home.
Am curious what you were hiding in your home or worse basement.


Jackstar

When I tell people that "I have social anxiety," I am really thinking, "I find most people are too stupid to painlessly associate with simultaneously."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Corona Kitty

Quote from: Jackstar on September 29, 2016, 03:15:17 PM
When I tell people that "I have social anxiety," I am really thinking, "I find most people are too stupid to painlessly associate with simultaneously."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN


I think I found my new favorite poster

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Hog

Quote from: jaz on September 27, 2016, 11:21:58 PM
How long can you survive on your own feces? Asking for a friend.
Less time than if you simply didnt eat you faeces at all.

4 minutes for O2, 4 days without water, 4 weeks without food.

Tell your friend to NOT drink his urIne either.

peace
Hog

Lilith


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: username on September 29, 2016, 04:18:21 PM

I think I found my new favorite poster

Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

GravitySucks

Quote from: mv on September 30, 2016, 12:27:33 AM
Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

Pfffft

Once, while in gym class, I started to get an erection.  I tried to think of something silly to distract myself and make it go away, so I thought of Spongebob Squarepants cartoons.

For some reason, this made me get even harder.

Jackstar

Quote from: mv on September 30, 2016, 12:27:33 AM
Now see?  If the ignore feature were working, you might not have found that.

Arguable.

FLATTERY COMES AFTER FELLATIO, ALPHABETICALLY

Lilith

Quote from: Jackstar on September 30, 2016, 10:28:34 PM
Arguable.

FLATTERY COMES AFTER FELLATIO, ALPHABETICALLY

Jackstar, you shouldn't argue with MV.  He owns this place you know.

Besides, MV is right.


cweb

The ignore feature is actually working. It's just been renamed something nobody could ever possibly want: Jimmy Church.

Sorry MV, didn't mean to speak for you...

aldousburbank

Once I actually told my teacher that my dog ate my homework.

whoozit

I once left an all you can eat buffet while still hungry.

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