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I was beginning to blame myself, too.  I had literally just made myself a Orange Vod-juice-ka and was settling to to catch up.  Really just figures! 

Quote from: MV on May 01, 2015, 08:39:25 PM
Holy crap. It's really you. I'm glad you're back.

Thanks, Eddie and MV.  I'm glad to be back around and to see so many cool, familiar, old names!  I've got a lot to read tonight.

Howdy, ya'll.  And even Eddie Coyle, too. Wow. Swoon.

In honor of the recent interview with Christopher Scarver:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxLaxQyBGjE

I always wondered what it felt like to be a battered woman, crawling back from the shelter...

P.S. - That's a mighty fine favicon you got there, MV.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 05, 2014, 10:02:42 AM
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Oh, boy.  Thank you.  Now I remember why I used to spend so much time here... even sans Eddie Coyle. *wipes a tear of both mirth and sorrow*

Quote from: onan on June 05, 2014, 01:31:01 AM
Welcome back. Don't be a stranger.

onan

Yeah, I think so.  Ye olde Dark Matter trainwreck doesn't sting so badly anymore, so I might poke my head in.

I've been catching up on Knapp via youtube when I can; I still enjoy his shows and respect him.  I love when he makes a point of stating that his show will be going back to the core subjects of when the show first started (his emphasis, even) and nary of a word of Jorch is spoken, unless absolutely necessary.  Knapp has no need to pretend to be a brownnoser, and I'm sure he likes it that way.  I can even pretend Jorch doesn't exist when I listen... until his garble-mouthed copy readings come on, of course.

I don't dig around too hard for youtube recordings, but there are a couple of Knapp's shows where this old dude who works at a convenience store or something like that literally films his radio playing C2C while he's working.  He'll interject a little comment or two (usually pretty inane) during the commercials.  It's absolutely enthralling in its strange little way.  You can hear him talking to people sometimes or you just watch this regular old crabby dude sitting there listening to the radio.  I'm totally fascinated by it.

Kay Kyser - Ole Buttermilk Sky

St. Vincent - Cheerleader (Official Video)

This astrologer asstard is taking up airtime to tell Jorch when to go to the dentist and holiday shopping tips.

Fuck me.

Alright, some extenuating circumstances have forced me to listen to air radio for the last few nights as my only form of entertainment.  After tiring of a strangely depressing "classic hits" station (with a tagline of "it's a party... if only in your head!", you know you're in for something special), I needed a change.

Anyway, I tentatively decide to take maybe just a little listen to see what's going on over on the Snorge Show.  Maybe it's be something harmless, like LMH or something equally white noise-like.  Who knows?  Let's find out.

Well, oy friggin' vey. What a fucking steaming special ed circle jerk this is.  Really.  Just, wow. 

I just wanted to register my disgust in a public forum.  Thank you.

Quote from: Usagi on November 22, 2013, 11:07:24 PM
Or, outside of a 1st grader or 7-11's, respectively, neither of them have much in the way of lives.  Just like us!

Or was it a Plaid Pantry?  Starvin' Marvin'?  Was that ever made clear?

Quote from: Spooky Matter on November 22, 2013, 11:03:42 PM
Does anybody find it bizarre that both Art Bell and Noory come and check this site regularly.  I mean like every fucking day, and don't say anything at all.

I find it fucking bizarro.

Or, outside of a 1st grader or 7-11's, respectively, neither of them have much in the way of lives.  Just like us!

http://www.livescience.com/31471-weirdest-geological-formations.html

http://webecoist.momtastic.com/2009/07/22/18-natural-formations-that-look-man-made/

http://srsddn.hubpages.com/hub/Incredible-Rock-Formations

Nope, rocks never naturally do anything weird.  Nope.  No way.

I am the direct supervisor of two of the most annoying fucks ever to breathe.  They suck and make my job more difficult, but not so badly that I can fire them.  I would also feel bad if I did, because I'm weak, so I live with it.  I also hired them - good job, Usagi!  Oh, but I hate them.  Perhaps they would improve and be less derpy with inspiring leadership and effective training.  From me?  Fuck that.

Jobs suck.

Bitches be trippin'.

Quote from: JimHarold on November 19, 2013, 09:07:22 PM
I release two free podcasts per week.  Thanks, I hope you'll check them out!

Yup, good stuff.  I've procrastinated in listening to your podcasts.  I'll start now. 

I went to go hunt down Marc Knight's gallery of Fort Rock photoshops and discovered... it's as if he'd been erased from CoastGab, Stalin-style. 

Did I miss something?  What happened there?  A PM'll do if it's sordid.

I do hope it's sordid.

Nah, man.  FR was a visionary.  Art came back, albeit briefly, and the Scorpion Army even came to life!  Tell me you saw that coming a year ago.

There's a fine line between madness and... genius?

Quote from: littlechris on November 15, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
You honestly wouldnt press the shift+3 key to save a suffering kitten? I hope you are joking.

Nope.  Not even this one.



Not even.

Goodness.  Come back to Gab after a few day drunken orgy and you never know what you might find.

This is silly.  Of course he's against the "campaign."  It may have had some slim chance of success!  If he wanted to be on radio, he'd be on it.  Lawdy, lawdy.

Glad I missed it, though.  I wouldn't "hashtag" to save a kitten.

Quote from: dan7800 on November 12, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
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Not playing for me.

http://www.shoutcast.com/Internet-Radio/ufoship

Prior to that now damndable status bar, I never actually entertained a hope that Art would come back to radio.  That water had not only passed under the bridge, it had made it's way to the ocean.  My one true desire was to see Premiere boot Jorch in favor of someone with talent and intellect.

Perhaps the lamest result of all this is that Premiere now has bonafide proof that they made the right decision in keeping a toady at the mic instead of ever taking a risk.  Snorch is here to stay.

Anagrammy was the first to reach out to me.   

I kinda miss her, too. 

--

BTW, after taking a peak in mine.... where's those KNYE shirts, guildnavigator!

All that really matters is that Eddie was one cool cat... and now he can't come back here after his middle of the night walks.

Quote from: BattyBrooke on November 11, 2013, 08:02:49 PM
I see you're still on here picking on women at random. You seem to have lots of anger for women.  You really are sick. Like, rapist sick.

Oy vey.

Re: Any topics that make you immediately turn off the show?

Quote from: Eddie Coyle on April 05, 2012, 02:46:21 PM

               Trayvon Martin, Jersey Shore, Fisting, EU debt crisis, Steve Perry, Tim Tebow, The Lincoln-Douglas debates, "Don't tase me bro", The designated hitter, Taiwan, Sarah Palin, The surprise of "The Crying Game", Hale-Bopp, Chupacabra, yellow discipline, Supertramp, capitol punishment,the 1848 Revolutions, Marilyn Manson, "Friends", 9/11, Stratego, "Nobody's Gonna Break My Stride", Southern secession, OJ, gay marriage, Adding New Mexico as the 47th state, Teapot Dome scandal, Astro-turf, Kardashians, Benjamin Disraeli, Nixon wage freeze of 1971, Richard Hoagland, Obama, Ishtar, "Mac and Me", Israel, "Nappy Headed Hoes"...
       
              And DB Cooper.
         

The insertion of "Teapot Dome scandal" made me lol another whole night.  Even now it hurts because I'm laughing.  I'm not even sure why!

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Quote from: Michael Vandeven on February 23, 2012, 11:37:59 PM [Can't actually quote it for some reason.]

by the way... i told you not to use this new account you've created.  i specifically instructed you to use your original account.  you stated that you'd lost the password, i attempted to help you recover the account, and you sent me no further responses.  what is wrong with your fucking pumpkin head?  i hate you so much and wish you'd just go away.  christ.

^ "your fucking pumpkin head" had me loling for an entire night.

I've come to a startling conclusion:  This sucks.

And whatever it is that you think that I am referring to, I am.