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Quote from: LadyFish on February 11, 2020, 10:30:16 AM
With a $125 annual fee, which makes the card worth $375 purchasing power for him right now. I wonder if the credit card company makes the $125 fee his first purchase and if he doesn’t pay it all off the first month, they start charging a high interest rate on that annual fee. Even without making any purchases, and even if they didn’t charge interest on the annual fee, that would be about $10 per month just for the privilege of having the card.

For a guy that thinks finding $5.50 is a windfall, that sounds pretty unaffordable. But then, Falkienomics can be very illogical, and seems to be mostly based on what Falkie “just has to have” at the time.

With a likely interest rate around 36% (or higher) George will might make the minimum payment due and allow interest to accrue on the already charged $125 fee. It's legal loansharking and dimwitted Senda is on board with arms open wide.

Today George demonstrated his incredible ability to temporarily set aside disabling health issues and abscond with a stolen grocery cart that he pushed several blocks up a series of hills to 'glean'  a roadside throwaway that had been left outside for a 'collector' to carry away,

George might be disabled but when it comes to free stuff, he's on it like flies on shit. What a guy!


https://youtu.be/NqVsjdPHDtw

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 10, 2020, 10:07:04 PM
I much needed new character is Senda’s world. The token Mexican comic relief who shtick is to hide behind things like Wilson in home improvement.

George is complaining about not getting views I think that can be directly related to the lack of interest in him on Bellgab, Ellgab, whatever other gabs there are.

It is just sort of stale.  Hopefully UFO con will being entertaining.

His latest acquisition of cellphone with a somewhat decent camera could be used to record possibly entertaining video if only he would learn to hold the phone still and -pan- slowly from side to side. I'm not holding out as his video skills despite a zillion uploaded videos have never shown any improvement

George Senda visits a woowoo convention. (A visit to dizzyland)


https://youtu.be/hqJgArHBYGg

HOW DARE YOU!

The evil sewergab trolls have destroyed my nerves and my health.
I am not well right now with both a sinus infection and serious ear infection.
After UFO Con, I and my body and emotions NEED a rest desperately.
I will put everything private until I see if people WANT me to post.
Not the trolls but decent people who like and appreciate me and
will donate to me a new iPad and GoPro I need to make videos.

Lung cancer is often not detected until it has spread. Life expectancy for cancers is typically expressed as a 5-year survival rate (the percent of patients who will be alive 5 years after diagnosis). Overall, the 5-year survival rate for lung cancer is lower than other cancers, at 18.6%.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on January 24, 2020, 12:06:51 AM
Can someone who knows what they’re doing please move this thread to the Politics folder.   Much obliged.

You betcha, I'll get right on it.

Just remember, The Master's food stamp allotment could possibly be cut...

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on January 17, 2020, 07:46:16 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGK3UPim9HY

OK, I was wondering when George was going to stumble upon the smallest of clues that his "disabilities" and subsequent benefits would fall under scrutiny. He feels so betrayed.  Delicious. 

I see people with real disabilities denied medications, therapies, and even access to affordable health insurance every day due to our states budget cuts to Medicaid programs.  Service providers like us are going bankrupt and closing down all across the country due to the financial strain.  People with REAL disabilities are being thrown to the wolves and George holds up one paw to the camera..... "It screams in pain and goes numb.". Clown.

It's funny how George's right arm and hand are fully functionable when consuming pizza and multiple Claimjumpers pies. Or dragging in 40 pound bags of cat litter (I'm surprised he hasn't switched to 'lightweight' cat litter)

Of course he notes that any 'negative' video comments will be deleted, he can complain but as usual refuses to accept any  criticism especially from sewergab trolls.

Quote from: pate on January 16, 2020, 12:52:21 AM
in lieu of a donation, eye aM nortixinf  a plata of carrots and celeriac mit um, homade rancheree saussy!

MMMM!

-p

Finally! Something we can all relate to!   

Piedo Ravo!!

The real tragedy occurs when the master receives a letter with postage due and after paying discovers the 'letter' contains a mere .02 cents taped inside.

Ohhh....myyyy......

Quote from: LadyFish on January 13, 2020, 09:07:06 PM

I already snail mailed Falkie a quarter for his laundry. Wondering if I should use another 50 cent stamp to mail him an additional 2 pennies for that fund as well.

That is a very thoughtful gesture. Did you apply multi-colored glitter to the quarters after soaking them with a strong liquid adhesive such as Gorilla glue?

Let's be happy day!

Quote from: whoozit on January 13, 2020, 02:58:29 PM
I thought this decades laundry day already happened.

'Groundhog Day'   featuring George Senda....

One constantly repeating cycle of events...

The 'laundry' never done, the kitchen and floors never cleaned, too many cats to feed, not enough cat food, ungrateful subscribers unwilling to support the channel and two pizzas and a pie are NEVER enough...

Gleaned from the notorious "Dark Web"

This is not good. If George doesn't respond quickly it will surely lead to the demise of his excellent credit rating. Not!

Kitties are worried...

Quote from: Rat Fink on January 11, 2020, 09:04:51 PM
Sometimes I laugh.  I am Rat Fink.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl-YxM5oIUU

Dream on fatboy, dream on....have another pizza or two, guzzle down some more banana creme pies, food is your friend and the new chinese buffet is OPEN so come on down and PIG OUT!!

Too much?  Eh?


https://youtu.be/3QdPI238qh0

Quote from: Rat Fink on January 08, 2020, 03:25:07 PM
How apartment looks for man without a mop.  I am Rat Fink.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HISxdTO_fUU

George works hard to keep his place clean and neat. He's real clean freak.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on January 03, 2020, 07:23:58 PM
You just gave me a great idea. George is a wonderful caring man. Perhaps instead of donating to him people should donate to an Cat or animal shelter in George Senda’s name.

That would be a wonderful project. Instead of feeding a handful of furbunnies, cats from around the world could benefit from a genuine, caring man who would skip a meal for himself just to ensure a hungry, cold kitten could not only have a warm dinner but live in a protected shelter as well.

We will need a clever name...hmmm...what should we call it?

Quote from: nooryisawesome on January 03, 2020, 01:36:35 PM
Those Youtube videos are Senda's legacy for future generations.

In the future school children will be taught about how one man made the world a better place by making videos on YouTube.

He will be eulogized at a freeway rest stop relief area for pets and occasional truck drivers.

Quote from: Lilith on January 03, 2020, 12:48:55 PM
Should be an interesting time ahead in the "Senda" videos.

I honestly don't see Senda making it to the end of the year before his afflictions cancel his bus ticket for good. He's a solid gold candidate for pneumonia and at his age and physical condition a seat on the heavenly (or not) bus is almost guaranteed.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on January 03, 2020, 06:42:02 AM
Senda's World season 56

Will George ever officially get to 1 million views?

Will Kathy make it to George's to do the Laundry?

Willy Kathy use the PJs George got for free? she sleeps all natural?

Will Georges $30 of quarters be enough to do all of his laundry?

Will Kathy pay George back for the coffee?

Will Kathy's claim that she can get the Prius fixed for $100 pan out?

Will George and Kathy manage to get their tax fee waved down at the DMV?

No word of Patty......

2020 will be a tough time for George as aging Martinez private living structures will be subject to new California earthquake codes. Buildings with elevators will have to undergo expensive retrofitting or cease operations which will mean 'disabled' tenants on limited income will be forced to move elsewhere to areas such as Stockton where rent is cheaper, street drugs plentiful and multicultural living the status quo.

George will need to reach out to his massive subscriber base and request additional financial support for himself and the kitties which will likely starve or be eaten by wandering packs of hungry coyotes and/or wharf rats. (See San Francisco, wharf rats, disease, .)

But I digress....

Quote from: Liberace! on December 18, 2019, 11:16:18 AM
You're doing God's work.

Wonderful news, George deserves it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr7aZUfVies

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on November 25, 2019, 07:44:30 PM
Gunpowder was fun, but remember the old chemistry sets ?
I got one when I was around 7 y.o. .
It came in a metal box and had all the goodies; acids in liquid and powder form, chlorates (make your own white powder w/ a little table sugar), nitrates, and nitrites, sulfer and flowers of sulfer, a balance scale, and quite the assortment of reagent grade chemicals. I don't remember the manufacturer, but I had the deluxe kit, which was quite expensive at the time.
I do believe there was even some white phosphorus in the kit I had.
Oodles of fun.
Kids just don't know what they're missing, today.

Gilbert Chemistry set. 58 years ago I learned to make explosives, smoke bombs, stink bombs, developed basic mind altering drugs before LSD was even known among the hip crowd.  At the tender age of  nine or so I was making a lot of money selling my 'products' at my local school. I owned 3 Schwinn bikes, even bought a nice Pontiac car but could only drive it at night to avoid being stopped by the cops. Life was very good, eventually launched my own business and sold it to Dupont when they made me an offer I could not refuse. (wink, wink)

Quote from: brig on November 08, 2019, 08:21:51 AM

I really don't think it's a sinus infection George.  Have you tried using one of these while you're in your apartment?  I'm only trying to help.

I'm afraid this is the only solution to George's misery

Quote from: brig on October 27, 2019, 08:43:54 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1viwIKhNkek

PeeGeeNee updates, and George turned down a free car.

Did George totally blow the opportunity to receive a working automobile for free? Well no, the truth is George being concerned about air quality and ozone layer depletion decided rather to continue begging for donations rather than to accept a working vehicle that could be sold for a profit.

Is George stupid?

According to a recent poll viewers agreed George Senda is 81 percent likely gain even more weight thanks to unwavering support of the frozen pizza industry.

But does this make George Senda stupid?

Yes, so say Ancient Astronaut Theorists and Safeway grocery clerk Marvin Bagwell. "We can't all be rocket scientists, somebody has to be a fuckup" Mr Bagwell told our reporters.

Spreading the Falkie love from that 'other' forum...

Oh my goodness!!

Quote from: brig on September 21, 2019, 03:30:43 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nQ5E4pUj7Q

George explains that it's NOT HIM, it's the computers and card chips.

It's never George, but the worthless subscribers and sewergab trolls who constantly cause great conflict in his life.