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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 13, 2022, 09:08:19 PMP.S. I like that you call me Barbie. [...] Thanks. 

Terry you're not going to go on just fine without me, we are touched by love and, as a result, we are forever changed.

I understand. I accept the insurance. Not for me, for Dickstar.

I have no idea. I'm just the apostille here, I believe I'm going to leave before she blows. Krakatoa.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 10:35:01 PMArmed man in rainbow wig at Dairy Queen

I'm told you have about 5 minutes remaining to be thankful before I neck myself and trigger the imminent heat death collapse of your universe.

I don't make all the rules. I just make them classy.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 13, 2022, 12:53:53 AMKind of weird how I keep on getting thrown into cops path at work huh? Almost like you've been doing it on purpose whole time.

"Oh, he's just this guy who hangs out, right? Yeah, we've been planning on hanging him out to dry for the last seven years. He's a real menace."

I'm not even worth this much trouble. Do they think I'm an actual Atlantean now? So stupid.

I wasn't even throwing them out. They just thought I didn't belong there, and you all helped cover it up and make it happen. How much liability is this? I don't even care.

I don't even care that she's alive again. She's into other bald men that coerce her into other harmful actions against others. And it's all too late.

People know you're this authentic. What they don't know is how remarkably not_brain_damaged I actually am. I guess there is still time to come over with lead pipes.

And, that's why none of you know the identity of anyone I actually do still like, and why I don't expect to let you know, either.

I have, thankfully, not engaged in espionage, unlike some people. Okay, that's about all I can think of. It's really just another day.


An opportunity was missed here. You had your chance to display something besides insanity.

How much money spent on this? But I gotta pay my $113 Amazon credit card bill. okay. I'll get to that.


You get that I know she's a re-programmable minddoll and the real Grapefruit isn't even on-planet, right? Shit, who cares if she even remembers me, she's probably dialing Shoes'R'Us. Basically I'm sad to have to sell some gold when it isn't my choice, but you like shoving people around, so--it's a win-win.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 12, 2022, 09:38:52 PMt fucking l/ D fucking r

That's okay, I'm sure your paralegal will work overtime for the likes of you, stepped-in-shit-for-brains. Have you ever considered not starting bullshit fights to prove how awesome of a stud you are? Like I still don't know what you cry over me for but I bet it is completely worth all the angst. Is it because I was right about weed, or is that I don't respect thuggish brutes who think they know everything? Hit me with a metal stick, that'll convince minds and seize hearts.

I don't even remember why I thought you were not annoying. Is there anything else you do? Sorry, no girlfriends for you to pretend to traffick and rape, no pets, you can slash my tires if you want. Cheerio!

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 13, 2022, 05:07:43 AMeveryone is tiptoeing around it nodding sagely pretending they know a thing

It was a remarkably poor idea, all things considered, given that under the circumstances I think a well-heeled team could find all manner of things to balloon this into. However, given that I was clearly not surprising anyone with my discovery--how hard could it have been right? I mean it's not like I was deliberately kept in the dark for most of a year before finding out obvious information--anyway, I they're on to the notion that I've stumbled across.

They seem perfectly pleased as punch to have managed to strung themselves up with a real live one, and were already well on their way towards making up new charges while making it seem like it was no big deal, like it was the most obvious railroad I've ever seen, which should make it easy to make it apparent that you're all a bunch morons and useless bloddy loons, because I just fucked this entire region's court sytsem for ages to come, given all the extra investigatin' that,  suppose, may or may not be concluded, because, you know, it's all just a big joke, except for one thing:


I have paper. People know that a bunch of effort went into maneuvering a man--me-- into a weired siutation, that is -assumed- to be something I thought I was going to be immune from. I dind't. I assumed that anyone I met on Facebook would do the same hting.


That it would take five years and go this roundabout method in order to achieve a result of... who knows what? It's fucking nonsensical, and I'm annoyed now, and I don't give a wet sack of shit who is threatened now. I don't know where such obvious frauds are taken to, but I assume that pseudonyms will have to be used.

And all this so little baby bitch baby boy didn't have to, what? Who fucking knows. None of you told me a fucking thing that was true about the whole situation but it never occured to me that you would be this careless as to allow the whole wagon train into the mud bog. And I don't even want to be here, asshole, I was -helping- as I was -asked- after Doom Wednesday which turned out to be some sly way of showing me who was boss after the cat died.

Guess how fucking friendly I feel about anyone here now. Let me guess, you might have thought I wouldn't want to embarass anyone? I don't want to. It's embarassing that this is what you turned this into after half a year... I remember being midly beumsed and wnodering what was going on.

Now it's more major felony fraud and wow, it would have been cheaper to have just had me killed. And for -your- shit. LOL. Ask me if I give a shit about the court swinging it's weight around after clearly being careless fuckheads for how long, and what happened over spring and summer? What a huge waste of time, and I am sure this was a great idea for your legal team's dream team to work on.

I don't even care whow it ends up going. It'll be enough for me to see people observing that you are blisteringly incompetent and wildly incapable of accomplishing any goal beyond chaos.

Oh look. Voicemails. You should probably have one of your faggot attorney's call me, because as I'll be alleging criminal conspiracy and abuse of power against the shithead Police Defender as well as the judge what'sherface anyway, I doubt you are ready to gang up yet, but you might as well, also, I'm still better off without them.

Since they lied their asses off for five years while... let's see, which of you idiot faghags thought they would be wisely put into this position? Well, right, now, I'm ambivalent.

I'm really just happy that I finally have something to do and you gave yourselves a 9.75 month head start. And you still fucked that up. I know everything and they can expect that we're not having a trial next week. Oooh, and I get to tell a therapist everything I fucking know.


Nice moves. Maybe you should go back and get a G.E.D. No one even cares about each other anymore, this is a missed opportunity, and surprise, you're all liable, culpable, and I could give a shit if I have sex or see any of you in the flesh again. You probably all smell like cigars anyway.

I'll say this for you: at least I see no signs of trifling. That's nice. Standards for once.



Semper fidelis, as the reason I engaged in simulated sex with your plant was to get the necklace back, and I simply followed orders. Why would anyone be mad at me? Because I had your cunting DEA faghags thrown out to fend elsewhere? Well you have ninety fucking homes in the region, and you left me to sit in a motel for 3 months while you fucked off everything over nothing. Fortunately I have nothing to lose and didn't give a shit anymore about any of your loathsome degenerates anyway, so this should just be more and more fun for your steadily increasing legal bills. What a fun time you have here!

Whose idea was this anyway? I'm fucking harmless. Sure, I just blew the train whistle off with an imaginary shotgun, but this was all your idea. I truly think some kind of demonic influence is at play.

I assume Assange is involved in order to gain street cred. Lucky him, he can have my poo in the toilet to fingerpaint with. I had nothing else to do anyway. This was a great way to make me remember the Alamo.

I don't even care who suffers. I'm not. this is still better than getting screamed at for having sex with women I never even talked to. These broads who, in fact, want nothing to do with me must have really pissed someone off.

And you married them. Mazel tov? Sure, whatever, Jesus, get a hobby or something. Actual_sad.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 13, 2022, 04:16:52 AMThe other story that isn't being talked about much is the role of the police at the moment.

They're all fairly impressed with me. I'll be surprised if it was easy to round up it doesn't dudes who are willing to brace the pill at The High ground and go past the world is in vampires and then knock on my door and say "oh please come, come with us, walking to this tiny box and sit here while we live in your house," like fuck off. I saw the whole damn thing being built around me the whole fucking time and I couldn't believe they actually thought it was going to work.

As per usual cultural norms, I am sure they just assumed that I was stupid and blind.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 13, 2022, 04:16:52 AMThey passed a new Public Order Act recently which basically allows the police to arrest anyone they think might possibly be causing a problem, irrespective of whether they have caused a crime or not.

No wonder The Queen left. There are other worlds than these. Timeline Access makes a great many things possible.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on September 13, 2022, 04:16:52 AMIf you could actually see the old girl I could understand it, but for lizard-related reasons, I guess the 'powers that be' think that a ten-foot reptile lying in a casket might lead to uncomfortable questions.

I love that they all think I actually believe Grapefruit is still alive. These morons must think I'll believe anything.

In any event the judge can say whatever she wants with her little gavel and her little impotent fist but actual men on the ground will have to actually enforce these ridiculous orders, perhaps has an outside chance of happening, I am pretty annoying, after all.

I mean after all I did let them sit in the house for three and a half months and sell drugs and waste time and do whatever the fuck they were doing and they didn't do anything useful and then I swept in and sat there and also did nothing useful but at least my name was on the house.


My President was right. I like going for the jugular.

Quote from: paladin1991 on September 12, 2022, 09:38:52 PMso Jackyboi, send any flowers lately?

Kind of weird how I keep on getting thrown into cops path at work huh? Almost like you've been doing it on purpose whole time.

Do you even know the half of that story? are you her dad I almost talked to him instead. I figured that be rude.

But I happen to know looking back exactly what happened and I doubt you have any conception of the important salient points, so that's why I'm always puzzled by your confusing detention paid to the fact there's someone who wasn't Sara looked pretty cute.

I mean obviously the impression was made. I know you're just mad coz like she died on the way to see me, and because of your erectile dysfunction.

By the way what did you do with the crazy one? Never mind I never tried the question.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 12, 2022, 08:49:04 PMIs that for a John Titor thread?

I doubt that I will ever get that gig again. Apparently "off-book" is a bigger deal in some circumstances than others.

I'm mostly off all work lists at this point. Paladin. Misanthrope. Scallywag.


You don't think I'm embarrassed at this point, do you? Lord Naga, please.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 12, 2022, 08:50:38 PMP.S. Don't tell me what I'm OK with.

I'm okay with you not being okay with being dismissed out of hand for total cultural irrelevancy. I won't tell you that you're okay with that--it stands on its own.

Meanwhile, I'm okay with not bothering to upload more content. And I won't tell you what you're OK with. I won't tell you other things too.

(goddam this is hot content. I wish I could upload it. But really, why bother? You're okay with just imagining it anyway. Frick! Damn.

Unfortunately I have no reason to just... show off. That would be an insult to The Court. Shuckydarn.)

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 12, 2022, 08:48:33 PMI'll take that as you got nothin.

That's what you presented with. And?

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 12, 2022, 08:48:33 PM(And Americanism I picked up)

Put it back down with the d.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 12, 2022, 08:34:17 PMWe'll never know but I wonder if the Queen knew her time was near

Duh, it's a simple molting process for beings of her race, age, stature, status, & politcal importance. She ain't dead. She's in new flesh, somewhere else, and she's shut of this ghetto shithole. She's done, she's out, y'all can find a new way to run your sphere--without the limitless supply of human slaves, there's just no spark in it for her.

Standards. GOD SAVED THE QUEEN.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 12, 2022, 08:42:12 PMSo you're okay with

Do you really still present topics for cogent discussion this way? Dude. Isn't it time to grow up? You're better than this. I know you are.

Maybe you're sandbagging. These days; I'll allow it.


REMEMBER: future historians are going to read this, and judge you. Fair warning.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 11, 2022, 07:33:09 PMhe's haemoraging money very quickly. The forthcoming litigation will finish him..then what?

Read Atlas Shrugged. What's the point, Lucy, when you don't really have it anyway? All taxation is theft and if you cannot speak freely then you're one more fucked off mindslave. .. End of story. Sure you could elaborate but if you can't elaborate freely, then... you'll get the idea. It's not like I love living so much that I'm willing to fucking eat shit and die everyday so I can live a little every night. Why? Is there anything on Earth 556 that's substantially better than Earth 557? Well one of them has German Karen and one has Dutch Karen... how should I know? maybe they're functionally equivalent.

I didn't have to come here, I went here because I was told certain things and I believed them and then to come to find out that everyone was lying to me? well guess what, I already did lose everything already then. Yawn.

But I still have The High Ground. *tuneless whistling through teeth... yours*

I wargamed this outcome. I think my chances are fair. I die with my decapitated head between your daughter's legs, no matter what happens, which makes the saving throws a lot easier. I'm telling you, if you've never lived without having any children at all, you don't know what it's like, it really makes the survival metric a lot simpler to deal with.

Meanwhile, in the real world, the reality is that I'm a time traveling interdimensional sourceror who can fucking leave here literally with the snap of the fingers or the blink of an eye and I'm just hanging out just to watch you be run around being cute.


I assure you, the lack of your common belief is a plus in many ways. Now run along and go fucking hump The Macarena or whatever it is you do. I've got weed to smoke; I don't need you.

Unless I can trade you for some nuns.  Even then, why bother. That joke has already been fallen for.

Quote from: albrecht on September 12, 2022, 06:08:25 PMI floss and brush though.

So do I. Out of spite.

Quote from: albrecht on September 12, 2022, 06:08:25 PMbut in this case they wanted to get the deal, finally done, and brought in food

I love it when the stonewallers are suddenly throwing parties like Hearst, like it's suddenly time for delight, oh, how convenient, sure, there's nothing remarkable about the timing, sure.

Which reminds me. I don't like the way I'm being negotiated with. Too much thug, not enough hug. I've decided to no longer care about embarrassing anyone.

Imagine what it is like to have two telepathic connections... and one is older, more established, and tells me what to do in order to piss off the other one, because they're fighting, and even though it's FUCKING TELEPATHY, they're all *still* tryna hold things back, "oh I hope he doesn't know the reason why is beacuse..." I mean, like, wtf? Like I do not make this shit up.

When it happens, it happens, and I don't think A Certain Person understood the significance of certain things... because when a third telepath comes through and can't hear the older two, and acts all bossy and shiz, and isn't even -close- to the right control codes... like, what? What am I supposed to do? Like immediately fall back and kick someone in the pussy?

I don't even have any good shoes for that. In any event: ENCHANTED CRYPTOGRAPHCIALLY LOCKED WEDDING NECKLACE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO MY POSESSION. I HID THE FUCKING THING SO I WOULDN'T BE TEMPTED TO JUST RIP THE FUCKING THING APART BEFORE I WAS READY TO.

AND IT IS MISSING PIECES. THEY DIDN'T WALK OFF BY THEMESLVES. SOMEONE IS HOLDING TROPHIES, SOMEONE IS TERRIBLY CLEVER, AND NOW THAT I KNOW THIS, WHY WOULD I EVER CARE ABOUT GETTING LAID EVER AGAIN?


I am a Sourceror and I can make ENCHANTED CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY LOCKED NECKLACES. Hey, your argument is invalid. That sounds like a job I can really get excited by. Now, let me guess, someone wants me to hurry up? Yeah, well, I'm savoring my joy in self-accomplishment.

It works. No, I'm not going to tell you anything about. Go learn it on your own like I had to, fuck all y'all. Anyhoo, I want my Tao piece and et cetera and, duh, I'll get it. Otherwise, I wouldn't want it.

And now that I've figured out at least two ways I can probably earn money in the future, well, great, when it is time to worry about that, I'm good. I might never collect a single dollar in public benefit, ever! Won't that spoil your chanting and exhorting of me to "make something of myself?" Hey, fuck you, I don't live my life for you, I live it for me.

Also: there ain't no way the whole thing wasn't a set up. "What did he buy? What a wierd ring. What does the think-tank say? They don't know either. Here, give the floozy one that is the just right size and tell her to make it sound believable it's a "coincidence."


None of this matters. I'm perfectly happy playing in the mud with sticks in the flooded out sewerscape that my world has become. At least I'm not a deadbeat dad, or paying rent, or alimnony, or addicted to anything.

We all have different standards for success. Mine just happen to be awesome. I ENCHANTED A NECKLACE TO CREATE AN EFFECT AND IT WORKED. I can die happy any time. Not really any hurry, though. What's wrong with me? I didn't poison Hunter's weed, wtf.

You all just jelly. Pffft.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2022, 08:07:56 AMThe queen is on the move

She's been secreted safely off world. That's all I'm authorized to say about the matter, other than, "have fun, donuts."

That's right: Jackstar helped save her, while you all were enjoying Innerreach's podcast. Who told me he was going to quit drinking, and meanwhile thinks I should have a psych eval and need to be yelled at about it. Publicly, even.

Now, I almost bought a lawyer. Instead, I was struck by a keen brick of insight. I'm supposed to be freaking out, right? Nah, I'm fine.

See? I meant it, no hard feelings. I'm neutral. Trap is already sprung. Not only do I have no need to know, I have no care to know.

Phone continues to get unknown pings from unknown sources. Vasily didn't get the memo, "one ping only." Shit is lighting up.

My oven is broken or else I'd bake a lasagna. It feels like destiny because it is.

totesinsulated. Maybe I should get an electrician to fix my oven? They've been so helpful before.


It is very exciting time for Humanity. Nevertheless, I am consumed with ennui.

ZUGZWANG.

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 12, 2022, 09:20:22 AMBWV 546, the grandest and most solemn of them all

Bland, non-committal gaze. Total perspective vortex, totestotal. Commonplace happiness and easy glee: available.

Seriously, I helped The Queen escape Punyling justice. What? You were just going to beat her with some sticks and then shove her in an oven with buttons that worked.

Just enjoy blowing up the decoy. Y'all can enjoy playing with your toys, it'll be like it's a real war.

Now, let me know when you're done with your feeding frenzy. I have an actual life, People.

Owls are involved.

Quote from: Rix Gins on September 10, 2022, 01:06:04 AMFrom the Learn by the mistakes of others thread.

Oh, Nancy Birnes. I remember her well.

"Jackstar. come on man. why do you not want to join our study group and give us all your first crack intellect?"

Well, let me count the ways. Number one, you hate me. Number three, you can't count and you don't think can notice anything. "He doesn't even have gaydar! And he's a rising Virgo? Hahaha!"

And speaking of the mistakes of others: hell hath no fury like a woman scorned twice.

And married how many times? Huh. State-level secret, huh? Don't even know myself. On a need to know basis. Maybe she should have told me. How engagement did we buy to get her together?

Like I said. Need to know basis. Even I don't know. However, I don't need to know, I've got an (enchanted/encrypted) wedding necklace.

https://youtu.be/11r6JUg790E


This should keep all the timekeeper's timeclones busy for a while. This will make it look like I care; because I do.

Meanwhile, I won't have to lift a finger while these people tear themselves apart. There. That's the end of my personal drama. Any questions, I'll be under their rocks, questing.

This was the plan all along. But note: I am open to new viewpoints.

I'm also good either way. Vengeance cycle complete. Closed to my interest. You still trash each other? You do that. I don't care at all and I don't want to hear about your birthdays, your Valentine's Day, your Christmas Eve... Nope.


It's all Happy Thanksgiving. It's not toxic, it's taxing. I've done everything I can do.

It's all in the hands of Moloch now. Or, Ba'al. Whichever one my new lawyer's pool boy worships. (Open Source standards.)


This will probably be the last information update I can provide. At some point this might actually get serious in which case, I actually have to get serious. It's kind of a gray area these days for now.

Yeah, it's absolutely ridiculous. Which was fine when it was a whole gang of toteslesbeaus making fun of just me right but when it was spread out to be a bunch more people, it wasn't so funny anymore, huh?

"I can't believe you let your daughter around me either," also, "I can't believe you thought I was going to pay for a (blank's) kids."

The right thing is that I love me some lesbeaus. They're very not distracting. No anxious pressure. For me, anyway.


Meanwhile: Shields .

Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2022, 03:04:26 PMWill do, Mike.

But, is he a Junior?

Quote from: albrecht on September 11, 2022, 03:27:43 PMFor a short window there was a, sorta, version of Buckfast here called Four Loko. A cheap caffeinated highly alcohol-by-volume drink. Highly popular in certain circles (high school kids and bums.) And, surprisingly, the side-effects to communities. It got banned and they settled with some government agencies after making $$$ and then produce it without the caffeine and 'energy' components.

The night I got drunk on (four/for|4)Loko and had the worst vomiting experience of my entire life was the day before it got banned, and I had never heard of it before. I saw the story on the news and said "I got to get me some of that!!!" so I bought four of them (they were available down at the corner gas station that pollutes the creek so I knew they'd have some left, even though you think that with the band going off the next day they'd be hard to find, like collectors items, but no they had plenty.) and I didn't make it through even the first third of the third one before I was puking my guts out all over the floor and it was the most disgusting time I've ever had in my entire life.

Just ask my ex. By the way I am really remorseful for that. I'm sorry I put you through that, we are even forever due to that one moment, TOLL paid UP for everything you ever did. I'm so sorry you don't have to come back to me or anything but I do apologize, that was terrible. I'm very sorry. I still think of it to this day and it is one of the main reasons why I don't overindulge on the many things that I could be over indulging on: I don't want to end up like that ever again.

Quote from: BobGrau on September 11, 2022, 01:53:27 PM1) You will never keep the locals off the booze.
2) Yes... ever been to India?
3) I enjoyed his sense of humour, but grudged paying him to be rich.
4) ...Apparently yes, can't say they're popular around here, though.

5) I quit. Bureau of Ethanol, Landmines, and Timeportals can kiss my ass (tears up badge with incisors).

Quote from: albrecht on September 11, 2022, 02:11:16 PMThe whole Royal deal is sorta weird.

I'm sworn to secrecy, but... yeah. It is "sort'a weird."

I'm just glad I don't have a sister, at this point. *whistles nonchalantly in blood,Royal*

Quote from: albrecht on September 11, 2022, 02:12:58 PMManhattan empty etc.

I'm told that in some timelines, it wasn't empty--they were hiding. "Cowering in place," they called it. 58D!!

Quote from: albrecht on September 11, 2022, 11:37:13 AM911. Art had good live show. It can be found in the archive or on the interweb archives. Somewhere also there is KFI's (LA AM Radio station) whole day archive. I forget what Hendrie did that ACTUAL day and following but soon after, in Hendrie fashion, developed Fajeen character, I think.

I was there. It was 3 days of, "I can't believe it. It was much better than Cats."

THREE. DAYS. Condor not included.

Quote from: Jackstar on September 10, 2022, 02:39:52 PMWe're shutting it down, panel by panel. Stay frosty.

I'll post in a minute. It'll probably be a long minute.

Should I publish or not? Somebody call Jack Paladin's Lance. Quite frankly I don't mind either way.

https://youtu.be/jfAHfomlMeA

Quote from: Juan on September 11, 2022, 10:44:13 AMI'm sure her tardiness was caused by climate change.

How can you be so certain with all those cocksmarbles in your mouth?

Quote from: K_Dubb on September 11, 2022, 09:42:50 AMThat is difficult to swallow. 

What is not? BOB BOOM BOOM BOB-NEIL BOOM? I'll admit that sounds like a mouthful... it isn't.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 11, 2022, 09:50:47 AMShe died at her favourite residence and if the locals had had any desire to burn it down, they'd have done it by now.

You're dealing with two sides of The Queen. The winner is the one you didn't bury "properly."

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 11, 2022, 09:50:47 AMI cannot explain the tardiness in getting her to Edinburgh 30 minutes later than expected. Perhaps a few of the tarten dressed subjects threw themselves in front of the convoy as a mark of respect?

No. You can't explain anything. You can't explain anything at all!

Fix my truck. I need to give it away later. Don't ask. Just do it. NIEN 5 NEIN, standing by.

TUE

TIE,II?

Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2022, 10:19:25 AMThanks for trying.

I didn't. Jester did. It made quite a difference.

Integrate your mom next, Boyo.


Pfft.

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Quote from: Innerreach on September 11, 2022, 10:19:25 AMYouTube must have shadow-banned me.

Maybe they banned you for screaming at white people too much. They just tryna get by. What is your problem.


Federal solution, b****. We found your murderer. Isn't that nice? I think it's nice. I don't know about HER. SEEMS LIKE B**** SOLUTION IS FEDERAL.

OF COURSE I COULD BE MR. WONG. Lisa not Mr Wang. Right? Rite. I KNOW!

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on September 06, 2022, 09:27:37 PMI guess he doesn't like to fuck. 🤔

You don't know how to do it wright/@All\write. And your pillow talk sucks. Going to get me out of here? Fat chance.

Quote from: Corona Kitty on September 11, 2022, 02:33:53 AMGoing on the bills getting paid playa.

Did you pay C. William C.? You should probably get a refund.

THERE GOES ANOTHER EGG. BOOM