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Quote from: zeebo on March 24, 2016, 01:09:15 AM
I hope we're at least a vaguely-loveable malicious cult.

Praise MV!

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 23, 2016, 07:22:53 PM
I dunno...this post made me kinda hard...well, a semi anyway 

The only thing banal around here is your constant hammering of the same note, over and over again, like a retarded child with a toy piano. Get some new material, Shecky! 

Sings One Note (I wanna' suck Art Bell's Dick) Charley... to the wind. Kisses! and Ta!

(but nice colour with the retarded piano shit... precious memories of childhood encouragement from your father?)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 23, 2016, 07:09:54 PM
GILFs are where it's at, baby! 

It ain't easy being as manly as me. Everyone wants a piece. I couldn't say no to your mom though. She just seemed so sad over you being such a let down to her. I did what I could 

BTW, I would send your regards but I'm trying to make her feel better, not worse. Be a good lad then and run along   

You're funny! We should play World of Warcraft online sometime! Make sure Mom keeps up on her beta-blockers. If you're not careful, you'll find yourself pegging a corpse. But we all know you haven't achieved an actual erection in at least a decade. If you had, you wouldn't come across as such a banal, opinionated little dick.

Quote from: Auslandia on March 23, 2016, 07:00:50 PM
That's hot

...and wet!



(thank you Dow Chemical)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 23, 2016, 06:55:25 PM
Sure! Let me just pull out of your mom first 

Send her my regards!

(she's 83... you stud, you!)

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 23, 2016, 06:46:32 PM
Hey, man! Don't be prejudiced against trolls. They got rights to, ya know. Here at Bellgab we don't have any discretion anymore and every opinion is as equally valid as the next. There's no basis to judge anything or anyone anymore. I love you, Bellboy! 

...and you've been here all of, five minutes? So your vast experience posting here really, really matters. Or maybe you're just an ass.

Can we touch dinks now?

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on March 23, 2016, 05:10:33 PM
Anyone else been to check out the troll birthday party going on here right now? Who knew they were so popular?! 

Sum-wun sed sumthin' I don't uh-gree with!

Dey must be trollz!!

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on March 23, 2016, 04:09:33 PM
Tonight's show prep

Mother of Mary, fuck me.... but that is truly funny!

(and sadly, true)

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 23, 2016, 06:11:36 PM
I posted this "portrait of the artist as a young man" of our esteemed birthday boy earlier today, but just wanted to throw it out again for anyone who may have missed it.  I'm sure it's how he'd like us all to think of him!

One last go before midnight...

SredniVashtar, that arrogant little cock
He has talents, one dare not ever mock
Your manhood, he'll shred
He'll fucking hand you your head
Your ball-sack, he'll fashion into a smock



I hope you enjoyed your birthday. That said, you're still an asshole.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on March 23, 2016, 05:24:18 PM
Happy Birthday, big guy. No one here can touch you for talent.

I see that you too have also enjoyed the 'Full Frontal' experience. 

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 23, 2016, 03:51:45 PM
Hey, how did you find my Facebook page? Oh crap, I forgot to wear my bra again.

I knew it was you!

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 11:40:09 AM
Art will go to any lengths to foil the "stalker". Including wearing a disguise.

My bad! I could have sworn that was IB.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 23, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
He'll be very bloody once the stripper has finished with his feeble pasty body..he'll be left as a husk.

While we all sat around, getting plastered
We all told SV he's a bastard
Sweet Kathy performed her 'Donkey Act'
But, you know it's a fact
Boning SV was the deed that she'd mastered

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 10:25:54 AM
You'd better open a few cans. It will get you acclimatised (or "acclimated", if you prefer) for Sweet Kathy's act later. I have also made sure you're on the list in the back room for later, if you know what I mean?

The birthday stripper was Kathy, so sweet
She was far from what one calls petite
She wore naught for a costume
There was great fun in the back room
When SV had a quaff on her teat!

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 09:08:22 AM
Oh, I was wrong about Falkie. He came through with a present after all! Thanks, big guy!

Well that rather steals the glory from what I got for you...



(and they're genuine 'Manhattan Style' too)

Quote from: ziznak on March 23, 2016, 09:14:44 AM
funny, I don't think ive ever seen a "falkie" birthday thread?

That's because that bitch of a mother of his would just rise from the grave and shower him with unwanted sweaters and such. Talk about the horrors of the zombie apocalypse!

SV is a down London way wanker
Who's mind is all filled up with rancour
He pretends to be straight
Yet secretly likes to fellate
Bellboy at a bar called the Anchor

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 08:55:36 AM
Well, I am honoured. We are waiting for the stripper to arrive. I think Yorkie was in charge of that. He's booked her from something called "Senda Entertainment inc", so I am sure we can expect a quality product.

Hopefully you have plenty of buckets on hand. There is a keen market for all that breast milk, you know.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 07:27:49 AM
If BellBoy is thinking about me, he's usually coming.

(it's the accent)

OK! Who authorized this bullshit? We have threads dedicated to the remembrance of the unfortunate issue of universally despised limey bastards now? This is a thing?
Oh well, when in Rome...



I know an old man named SV
A more disagreeable sod, there can't be
He'll correct all your misspelling
His sharp wit, there's no quelling
He will slay you with his repartee

Happy birthday, you glorious limey bastard!

Quote from: Hog on March 20, 2016, 10:45:23 PM
I'd re-up as a Time Traveller again if Art did a couple shows a week.  I'm sure many would as well.

Art thinks that because its been 3 months since his departure that all of the "thousands| of current subscriptions are because of Heather running the show.  I think that the majority of them would still be people holding on for Art to return.  I mean it's only $5 a month on a payment setup that automatically pays every month.  If we had to manually re-apply every month, or if the subscriptions were of a more significant monetary value, there would have been a much larger drop off in subs over the last 3 months.

C'mon Art, if she'll let you do 1 show, she'll let you do 2 shows.  Dont let your illness "control your ability to do a show", you CAN do it and you damn well know it.

peace
Hog

But, but, but... THE STALKER!

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 19, 2016, 05:48:09 PM
It's almost FRIKKIN night time moron. First wake up.... Deadbeat

Unfortunately, Senda also suffers from the extremely rare disorder; "Displaced Time-Zone Identity Dysphoria". DTZID sufferers are condemned to live in one time-zone, yet have their internal clocks inextricably set to another, completely incompatible, time-zone. Senda has no choice but to live on Ulaanbaatar Time. It's a real 'disability' and it's 'none of your business' so, STFU!

Quote from: Art Bell on March 17, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
No not a crazy thought at all, that's why we made it only a Month to Month basis, we knew it might not last a long time and wanted nobody to lose money. Of course the number of subs is down some but still in the many thousands with people joining every day because of Heather since of course it has been Month's now. I will if I am able do some fill in as I have said but I do have health issues now that control my ability to do that. Heather will either continue to grow into the position or not so you are correct, it's her show now and she can change it in any way she wishes.

Art

Well, at least after all these months of carrot dangling and equivocation, Art has finally gotten 'off the pot'.



(and we are left with the 'shit' that MITD has become)

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 19, 2016, 08:55:56 AM
...The story so far:

...“I hate living in this country,” said BellBoy, “but when you are a serial animal molester who's wanted in 30 states in your own country you just have to make the best of it. Between you and me, all those cattle mutiliations were just my way of expressing affection. Nothing says love to me like a cored-out anus.”...

I am truly humbled, dear Sir.

I can't wait to listen to this one. Too bad one show every three months in no way merits a Time Traveler's subscription.

(Cue the Buggles: "Torrent streams killed the paid-podcast scheme star")

Quote from: Roswells, Art on March 11, 2016, 09:00:37 PM
This is our new Falkie. Please come to terms with it.

Does this mean that I'm free to obsess over the thought of his wife's, girlfriend's, boyfriend's, rent-boy's, 'significant other's, one of Billy' sexy, sexy goat's plump, sweaty thighs?

Quote from: starrmtn001 on March 07, 2016, 05:22:31 PM
So, you're not jealous of dogs?

Let's just say that my Momma always said, "Find something in this life that you're really, really good at and enjoy doing 'that' for the rest of your life".

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 07, 2016, 04:49:16 PM
I like Wanker in the Night. 

EVERYONE likes Wanker in the Night.

(That's what I called my first wife)

Quote from: venix on March 07, 2016, 04:41:35 PM
If Art doesn't follow through on this within the 7 Day period he will have lost any shred of credibility that he may have had left....