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Started by Jackstar, September 22, 2016, 01:21:25 PM

twiki

i don't think i would pay to hear art again.

Ciardelo

Quote from: twiki on February 13, 2017, 06:51:04 PM
i don't think i would pay to hear art again.

You, me, a bunch of us twiki. I was blissfully unaware of Mr Bell's return to satellite radio so I know I saved a little cash there.

jazmunda

Quote from: twiki on February 13, 2017, 06:51:04 PM
i don't think i would pay to hear art again.

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 13, 2017, 07:13:44 PM
You, me, a bunch of us twiki. I was blissfully unaware of Mr Bell's return to satellite radio so I know I saved a little cash there.

I'd pay but in pennies.

jazmunda

I secretly wanted to be a nuthugger.



Not very eloquent but it is a fair point    ::)

Ciardelo

I never said I liked almond tatas.

Ciardelo

I like almonds, is that so bad? Can a guy like some sorts of nuts and and not be persecuted?


jazmunda

Quote from: Ciardelo on February 13, 2017, 10:04:43 PM
I like almonds, is that so bad? Can a guy like some sorts of nuts and and not be persecuted?

Nuts are fine. As long as you aren't one of those legume freaks.

Ciardelo

They told me I reached for the secret too soon.


Ciardelo

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 13, 2017, 10:09:27 PM
Wouod you drink it if it was called nut juice?

word! ++++1!

..lets welcome my steely-eyed friend from down in Texas, GS! :)

jazmunda

Quote from: GravitySucks on February 13, 2017, 10:09:27 PM
Wouod you drink it if it was called nut juice?

Way to take the conversation into the gutter Gravity. :P

The answer is yes though.   ;D

bateman

Quote from: 🖖 on February 13, 2017, 09:58:09 PM


Could you find a more pixelated image? This one is still readable.

zeebo

Quote from: 🖖 on February 13, 2017, 10:07:03 PM
Nuts are fine. As long as you aren't one of those legume freaks.

Or cashews.  They aren't nuts or legumes either.  They're actually seeds which grow wrongly outside of something also wrong called a cashew apple which isn't even a true fruit itself. 

jazmunda

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on February 13, 2017, 10:43:22 PM
Could you find a more pixelated image? This one is still readable.

2013 was a rough year.

bateman

Quote from: zeebo on February 13, 2017, 11:00:20 PM
Or cashews.  They aren't nuts or legumes either.  They're actually seeds which grow wrongly outside of something also wrong called a cashew apple which isn't even a true fruit itself. 

Where do the lies end???

Quote from: batemanâ,,¢ on February 13, 2017, 10:43:22 PM
Could you find a more pixelated image? This one is still readable.

I can't even read it!

Ciardelo

Quote from: rekcuf on February 13, 2017, 11:31:19 PM
I can't even read it!

You try to act like you are part of us...

you are not.

you cuck.

Jackstar

Quote from: Jackstar ℗ on February 11, 2017, 08:01:25 PM
The one and only live baseball game I have ever attended in person was a no-hitter.


STILL MORE BORING THAN HILLARY



Further, even though I was granted the boon of witnessing this spectacular event, I still think baseball is excruciatingly gay and stupid and a total waste of time.


DON'T START ME ON GOLF


I used to own this Vanna White hoochie poster. 31 years later and I still feel kind of dirty about it.    :'(


Jackstar

https://youtu.be/Zf8PWSQaEwY



Once in a long while, there comes a YouTube video worth sitting through. This one may be watched until that one comes along.

aldousburbank

Although so called friends have attempted to get me to eat sushi, I still have never eaten a fish.

Taaroa

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 19, 2017, 10:44:39 AM
Although so called friends have attempted to get me to eat sushi, I still have never eaten a fish.

You mean just raw fish, or that you have literally never eaten fish?


aldousburbank

Quote from: Taaroa on February 19, 2017, 10:48:53 AM
You mean just raw fish, or that you have literally never eaten fish?



Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.

Taaroa

Quote from: aldousburbank on February 19, 2017, 10:51:54 AM
Literally, a fish has never been eaten by me.
So is there some kind of reason behind it? Fish done right can be delicious...


aldousburbank

Quote from: Taaroa on February 19, 2017, 10:58:16 AM
So is there some kind of reason behind it? Fish done right can be delicious...



Not certain why. But it may go back to negative olfactory experiences in the Pike's Place fish market.

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