George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[CronkitesGhost]

i forgot the quotation marks, thanks.

the second guest started off fairly normal, a 'therapist' from Australia who counsels people who have been in contact with and/or abducted by aliens. she left normal about 15 minutes into the interview and at present is orbiting Niburu. i can't even repeat the shit she's spewing, it's Whitley Strieber level fantasy land. And Jorch as always eats it all up, nary a hint of skepticism, just a lot of the usual 'Wow' 'Incredible' 'Interesting'.

[Jojo]

Norry is hurt.  What?  His bedroom tales have not been production quality?  Being the gent and yoga practitioner that he is, he has immediately gone to work to remedy the situation.

He will assume plank position, yoga position in the bedroom, he can hold it for hours. 

Problem though, the ramen noodle is overcooked.  Back to the kitchen.

Sounds like he'll need to be "ginger", lol.

[Jojo]

He said the ancients would have considered us to be like Gods, not bec we go to the moon, not bec we have medicine, lawn mowers, airplanes, dish washers, symphonies, long distance calling, construction cranes, etc...  No.  We are like dieties Bec we send pics to each other.  Pics on cell phones, after last night's porn comment.  This just gets better and better.

[AZZERAE]

i forgot the quotation marks, thanks.

No sweat.

[Lilith]

[Jojo]

Wow, just Wow!

Yeah.  What a release.

[Metron2267]

Good to know.  If a non-married wants bedside rights in case of mortal injury, she better be on good terms w the family or POA.

Beats DOA.

[Jojo]

Beats DOA.

POAs for DOAs...

[albrecht]

i forgot the quotation marks, thanks.

the second guest started off fairly normal, a 'therapist' from Australia who counsels people who have been in contact with and/or abducted by aliens. she left normal about 15 minutes into the interview and at present is orbiting Niburu. i can't even repeat the shit she's spewing, it's Whitley Strieber level fantasy land. And Jorch as always eats it all up, nary a hint of skepticism, just a lot of the usual 'Wow' 'Incredible' 'Interesting'.

She also suggested someone in Australia who is a "Shamanic, M.D." It wasn't clear what schools offers this degree and what "modality" she uses but it is almost "like an activated virus." Whatever that means.  Not sure if the Australian medical system, Medicare, covers a "Shamanic, M.D." treatment.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Last night I heard George say one of the dumbest things I have ever heard him say. He asked the first guest why doesn't the US just take over Mexico. That already happened, Bozo. It was called the Mexican -American War. It didn't work out that great for Mexico,  did it? What it did do was leave a very bad taste in the mouths of Mexicans, and a seething hatred of Americans. At some times overt, but much more often, just barely under the surface.

[albrecht]

Last night I heard George say one of the dumbest things I have ever heard him say. He asked the first guest why doesn't the US just take over Mexico. That already happened, Bozo. It was called the Mexican -American War. It didn't work out that great for Mexico,  did it? What it did do was leave a very bad taste in the mouths of Mexicans, and a seething hatred of Americans. At some times overt, but much more often, just barely under the surface.

I think even the lefty guest was taken aback by that deep political "solution" from Norry. You could almost hear him crawfishing, not to be associated with Norry, and wondering how he got on this show, like many a guest who have some legit background, regardless of their politics.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Reading the dog in the hot car story, George once again pronounced writhing as "withering". It's like he makes zero effort to improve his on-air performance.

[CronkitesGhost]

Truly impressive guest bookings tonight Tommy. A double bill of woo woo pseudoscientists, first came a husband and wife team who claim to be PhD's, vaguely described as 'social scientists' and archaeologists but like most other Coast guests when you do a Google search on them you find nothing but links to the equivalent of 'fake news' websites. There are zero links to any published peer reviewed research papers.

The second guest said when discussing what is consciousness that it is the heart that gives instructions to the brain, the brain is merely a receiver of messages from the heart.

Ian Punnett had good guests and conversations this past weekend on Coast, Noory really has to go, it's the same shitty subject matter every night. And take the slob Tommy with him.

[albrecht]

Guests were no John Anthony West, Robert Schoch, or Boris Said caliber. Host was no Art caliber.

[Lilith]

[ItsOver]

Guests were no John Anthony West, Robert Schoch, or Boris Said caliber. Host was no Art caliber.

Good to see things were consistent.

[Metron2267]

POAs for DOAs...

Or wards of the state for all.

[Metron2267]

Last night I heard George say one of the dumbest things I have ever heard him say. He asked the first guest why doesn't the US just take over Mexico. That already happened, Bozo. It was called the Mexican -American War. It didn't work out that great for Mexico,  did it? What it did do was leave a very bad taste in the mouths of Mexicans, and a seething hatred of Americans. At some times overt, but much more often, just barely under the surface.

But their key holidays and celebrations have nothing to do with battles against the US. No one celebrates Pancho VillaDay, they do celebrate the 16th of September (independence from Spain) and Cinco de Mayo (defeating France at Puebla).


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican%E2%80%93American_War#Effect_on_the_American_Civil_War

Gen. Ulysses Grant also expressed the view that the war against Mexico had brought punishment on the United States in the form of the American Civil War:

The Southern rebellion was largely the outgrowth of the Mexican war. Nations, like individuals, are punished for their transgressions. We got our punishment in the most sanguinary and expensive war of modern times.

The philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson shared Grant's view; towards the end of the war he wrote: "The United States will conquer Mexico, but it will be as the man swallows the arsenic, which brings him down in turn. Mexico will poison us."

Guess who ended up being more right than wrong.

[ACE of CLUBS]

Last night I heard George say one of the dumbest things I have ever heard him say. He asked the first guest why doesn't the US just take over Mexico. That already happened, Bozo. It was called the Mexican -American War. It didn't work out that great for Mexico,  did it? What it did do was leave a very bad taste in the mouths of Mexicans, and a seething hatred of Americans. At some times overt, but much more often, just barely under the surface.

Ahhhh . . . maybe Mexico won that war. They pull pretty good wages from the US, pour all kinds of drugs into the US, enjoy the US infrastructure, and have zero responsibility.  Perhaps they'll team up with China sometime and really bring the US to its knee's . .  ?

[Metron2267]

We're about there right now, but they had to have help from Soros and his caravans from el Salvador and Guatemala.

[Jojo]

Reading the dog in the hot car story, George once again pronounced writhing as "withering". It's like he makes zero effort to improve his on-air performance.

I could have used a graphic warning on that one.  Suffice it to say, an animal was damaged in a hot car.  That would give me time to turn down the volume.  I care about dogs, but I don't need the details.  At least this one didn't die, even though he was injured.

Sometimes I stick around if I see a dog in a hot car.  One time I had to call.  The owner was getting an hour massage!  At the massage clinic where I worked.  I don't think management liked it, but I was allowed to call.  Unbelievable.

[ItsOver]

...Sometimes I stick around if I see a dog in a hot car.  One time I had to call.  The owner was getting an hour massage!  At the massage clinic where I worked...

I stick around when I see a hot dog on a bun.  With mustard and relish.

"At the massage clinic where I worked..."  Heater, is that you?

OK, placing you back on the ignore shelf.  Enough laughs for now, Edith.

[Lilith]

[Dateline]

Norry's complete name is George R. Norry.  He has decided to change his middle name.  It is now George Ramen Norry (Everybody loves Ramen). 

[albrecht]

Ivor Davis was a good guest and Norry didn't do a bad job. Since it is all Hollywood- and Norry loves to name-drop and lives in a Hollywood fantasy world- so he paid attention and even asked some good questions. But Ivor Davis was pretty good and since was around at the scene at the time had some good stories and comments. 

[At the stroke of midnight]

George said he had been riveted to his tv back then, and read everything he could get about the Manson murders. Given his morbid bent, I think this time he is telling the truth. Later he asked the guest how Sharon Tate's baby died. He wanted to know if it was stabbed. Where does this ghoulishnish come from?

Second guest was the proto-type that is on the show several times a week; the ditsey new age female huxster. They all sound exacty alike.  One could be substituted for the next, and I doubt most listeners would notice. Wash, rinse, repeat.

[Jojo]

George said he had been riveted to his tv back then, and read everything he could get about the Manson murders. Given his morbid bent, I think this time he is telling the truth. Later he asked the guest how Sharon Tate's baby died. He wanted to know if it was stabbed. Where does this ghoulishnish come from?

Second guest was the proto-type that is on the show several times a week; the ditsey new age female huxster. They all sound exacty alike.  One could be substituted for the next, and I doubt most listeners would notice. Wash, rinse, repeat.

It might not have occurred to him that after the pregnant woman died, the fetus would have died in tandem if it wasn't stabbed to death already.  Maybe he asked because he was trying to figure out how the baby probably died.  Evidently, he hasn't been through miscarriages.

[Jojo]

Norry's complete name is George R. Norry.  He has decided to change his middle name.  It is now George Ramen Norry (Everybody loves Ramen).

Wheat ramen was awful in the 90s but the new gluten free brown rice ramen is wonderful.  Let's talk more about ramen because it doesn't suck!

[Jojo]

I stick around when I see a hot dog on a bun.  With mustard and relish.

"At the massage clinic where I worked..."  Heater, is that you?

OK, placing you back on the ignore shelf.  Enough laughs for now, Edith.

Likewise, I'm sure.  As receptionist.

[ItsOver]

George said he had been riveted to his tv back then, and read everything he could get about the Manson murders. Given his morbid bent, I think this time he is telling the truth. Later he asked the guest how Sharon Tate's baby died. He wanted to know if it was stabbed. Where does this ghoulishnish come from?

Second guest was the proto-type that is on the show several times a week; the ditsey new age female huxster. They all sound exacty alike.  One could be substituted for the next, and I doubt most listeners would notice. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Ha!  Creepy Jorch, the ghoul.