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Kingdom of Nye With Heather Wade

Started by SergeantMajor, June 05, 2018, 03:38:31 PM

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Sean92008

Poor Brig, I think a 72-hour lockup might be justifiable.

Aquarius

Quote from: Sean92008 on June 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM
Poor Brig, I think a 72-hour lockup might be justifiable.

For Brig? or for Heather?

G'night all1

yoursongs

Quote from: Sean92008 on June 21, 2018, 11:23:16 PM
Poor Brig, I think a 72-hour lockup might be justifiable.

Someone should ask HeatherthenobodyWade if she visited Art's gravesite for his birthday, and if she left flowers, or anything else.

What's going on tonight over at Late Night with the Morons network?

yoursongs

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 22, 2018, 12:29:44 AM
What's going on tonight over at Late Night with the Morons network?

They all chipped in and got DisWade a new box of Crayolas.

Heater ought to consider not taking breaks.  No one there seems to be able to play bumpers, run commercials properly, or bring the show back on a consistent basis.

The Big Foot

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on June 21, 2018, 09:29:34 PM
Perhaps Art's ghost will be back tonight to smoke that last cigarette

I guess He's smoking it right now.

paladin1991

Quote from: brig on June 21, 2018, 01:09:39 AM
Riders of Nye pumping out from pole to freezing pole.

um hmmmmm

Is that a typo?  Is that supposed to be 'pimping?'

paladin1991

Quote from: albrecht on June 21, 2018, 10:18:51 PM

Isn't odd that "box of rocks" happens so frequently with her friends? Those were the initial gifts. I knew old timers who would use as a mild prejorative with that phrase...

I'm not an 'old timer' so I am not sure what you mean.  Is that a crack against ART the notorious desert rock hound? I would guess that before ART passed he tried to get his rocks off on her desk more than once, but the COPD and his wife, kept that fm fappening. 


Morgus

Heather had technical problems in the last hour last night - her UPS power backup acted weird and took her off the air.
The network got her on the phone so she could describe what happened.

Ghost

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 22, 2018, 10:21:14 AM
https://twitter.com/bart_ell/status/1010195793679212544

Outstanding! I’m so delighted to be included in those numbers! It is fabulous to have Art’s bumper music blasting out 21 hours a day! Lovin’ It!

#KONR #keepitgoing!

paladin1991

Amazing stuff, Bart.  Youdaman!  And Heather ain't.  (And if she is also, the man, it's not like there's anything wrong with that.)

Another amazing factoid.  ART is still dead and no final cause of death.  Anthony Bourdain smoked himself, what, two weeks ago?  And the French, the Fucking French, have already released their final report.


What's taking so long?  Is there something a little bit weird about ART's death? 

Sean92008

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2018, 03:12:04 PM

What's taking so long?  Is there something a little bit weird about ART's death?

Yes.  I wonder if Heather's breakdown has something to do with her involvement.  Supplying a pill for pain, etc...

Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2018, 03:12:04 PM
Anthony Bourdain smoked himself

That's really just your ignorant jarhead opinion.

Bluejay

Quote from: Kolchak on June 06, 2018, 02:32:47 PM
Heather's guest tonight sent a bio in calling himself "The King of Youtube Horror," which is funny because I've never heard of the channel. He has 26k subs. The Nightmind channel has 263k. Who's the king now?
Subscription numbers can be purchased like followers. So it doesn’t really have much substance when someone brags about their numbers as a selling point.

malliard

Quote from: Bluejay on June 22, 2018, 06:07:18 PM
Subscription numbers can be purchased like followers. So it doesn’t really have much substance when someone brags about their numbers as a selling point.
i have dozens of numbers....


timebandit

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2018, 02:18:11 AM
I'm not an 'old timer' so I am not sure what you mean.  Is that a crack against ART the notorious desert rock hound? I would guess that before ART passed he tried to get his rocks off on her desk more than once, but the COPD and his wife, kept that fm fappening.
i'm still trying to figure out was fifa means

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: timebandit on June 22, 2018, 06:53:02 PM
i'm still trying to figure out was fifa means

Do you mean FIFY? It stands for Fixed it for you. ;)

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on June 22, 2018, 04:04:32 PM
That's really just your ignorant jarhead opinion.

That's right.  Now swallow it.



Jackstar

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2018, 07:18:32 PM
That's right.  Now swallow it.

I'm too busy swallowing Scalia's balls. Not that there's not room, but it's a matter of decorum.

timebandit

air wave nectar of the gods coming up soon..
I get a stirring whenever the witching hour approaches..
no brag just fact

#HeatherArtillaryAtTheReady

paladin1991

Quote from: Jackstar on June 22, 2018, 07:56:21 PM
I'm too busy swallowing Scalia's balls. Not that there's not room, but it's a matter of decorum.

Jackyboy, you just crack me up.

Dr. MD MD

Quote from: timebandit on June 22, 2018, 08:22:08 PM
air wave nectar of the gods coming up soon..
I get a stirring whenever the witching hour approaches..
no brag just fact

#HeatherArtillaryAtTheReady

Evening, Mr. Vara. :)

paladin1991

Quote from: timebandit on June 22, 2018, 08:22:08 PM
air wave nectar of the gods coming up soon..
I get a stirring whenever the witching hour approaches..
no brag just fact

#HeatherArtillaryAtTheReady

https://youtu.be/YEBtcnb9SPs

Hi Paul

SergeantMajor

It says unscreened callers tonight...does anyone buy that?


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