The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[nooryisawesome]

Mrs Crow has been reading all these posts about people that making huge donations to George.

She assumed that George was going to pay her for cleaning up his apartment. Now she finds out he is broke.

She he is demanding payment up front before traveling out to California. Geeez George would be foolish to pay someone before a service was provided

Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Any ideas? I'm not going to get caught in middle between George and Mrs Crow.  $25,000.00 is her estimate for cleaning and organizing the apartment.

Does that include the biohazard team complete with the biohazard waste storage and removal? If so that's a hell of a deal.

[nooryisawesome]

Ppl with no money, do lots of things...
I've known it to happen where  a neighbor called police over her purse being stolen to have a great excuse not to pay all her rent.
yup.
no lie.
Seasoned scammers are privy to this. Trust that.

Anyone else notice when George lies, the story is extended as far as he can,  to make it look legit, and he yawns all most all the time when he's doing a big one. lol
yup. a big long yawn.

Poor Falkie! I've never known anyone to have so many horrible things happen to him.  Poor poor Falkie..

He is very unlucky in life. He has lost his rent money order 3 or 4 times in 2 years.

[Norm]

Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

The WonderWoman stamp is cute. If George is careful he can steam it off and re-use it.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxuJBb9EE_o

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

Rally Squirrel,
You, Sir, are a comedy GENIUS !
if George had any brains, which sadly he is lacking, he would team up with you as a script writer for a new YouTube channel show named....
"The misAdventures of Falkie, The Guy from Pittsburgh"
YouTube productions showcasing...
Falkie receiving your glitter bomb....
(he could initially, before opening think it is a real bomb and have to put on his "protective gear" before opening...a for sure 2 or 3 episode show)
Falkie receiving your Lottery ticket, but unable to retrieve because he lost his mailbox keys
(this could be a 2 or 3 episode show...cliffhangers galore)
*these are just 2 examples of your wit and humor matched with Falkie's classically trained acting...
COULD AND WOULD MAKE FALKIE FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE !
(theories galore....is Falkie for real ?....can a human be that STUPID ?....who is Falkie's "mystery benefactor ?.....what will happen to poor Falkie next ?....I feel sorry for Falkie ! Where do I send a "donation" PLUS 2.9% PLUS 30 cents ?.....
Falkie,
THINK ABOUT IT !
....I am very serious !

[Happier Times are Coming]

Does that include the biohazard team complete with the biohazard waste storage and removal? If so that's a hell of a deal.

.... a more pressing concern is
does that include a Falkie "up close and personal" professional debugging, delousing, scrapping, wire brushing, steel wooling for those hard to reach areas, thoroughly cleaning of underside of fat pads, thoroughly cleaning between the cheeks of that YUGE BLACK WOMAN'S ASS, both filthy holes steamed cleaned and bleached, total Falkie dipping in Falkiepopotamus specialist vet approved harsh Chemical, special sanding filing of nails, special attention given to the snaggletooth......
special hoses, heavy duty winches cables pry bars lifts, chemicals ....

[FallenSeraph]

Looks like Georgie did get the loto tickets I sent him, finally. Al tho I had RS as a return address and signed a good luck note with RS he seemed to credit Red in the description.

Well once again I tried folks but like the glitter bomb it just did not work right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxuJBb9EE_o

He hit the $20,000 winning ticket then realized it was a prank. He was filming it and is is scratched off so we know there is a few minutes of gold, I wonder what it would cost to get him to post it?

1. "Thank you for the gift, but I would've preferred the cash."

2. Loses the key to his mailbox. Instead of asking the landlord for a new one, chooses to RENT A P.O. BOX INSTEAD and blow off his home mailbox for ... what, the rest of his life???

EVERY DAY I tell myself I'm going to QUIT WATCHING this LIVING EMBODIMENT OF WTF. And EVERY DAY I fail.

GET A MAILBOX KEY, FALKIE!!!!! Think of the money you could save on your P.O. Box rent!!!

I can't. The concept of just deciding never to get your mail after losing your mailbox key leaves me flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. He should call his next livestream "FLABBERGAB."

Jesus.

[FallenSeraph]

The WonderWoman stamp is cute. If George is careful he can steam it off and re-use it.

"Don't contact me at my home address."

** holds a picture of his home address up to the camera **

This is why I think this is all fake and this whole thread is really being monitored for a documentary about Mean People.

[Happier Times are Coming]

"Don't contact me at my home address."

** holds a picture of his home address up to the camera **

This is why I think this is all fake and this whole thread is really being monitored for a documentary about Mean People.

or...
imagine if you will...
"reality does NOT exist as assume....but we are all just a part of a computer AI program"
we may just be bits of information being simulated in a computer....
all programming and hardware actually (in a twist) designed by the true "Evil Guy from Pittsburgh, George Senda"...
it "could be".."couldn't it" ?

[FallenSeraph]

If I could afford it, I'd send Falkie a Sonicam 360-degree immersive VR webcam so those of us with HTC Vive headsets and such could be RIGHT THERE in his living room with him during his videos. Then we could each pick up JUST ONE THING off the floor. Then he could find his mailbox key and his iPad. We could all be clean in mind, body and soul and live happily ever after.

[Norm]

"Don't contact me at my home address."

** holds a picture of his home address up to the camera **

This is why I think this is all fake and this whole thread is really being monitored for a documentary about Mean People.

Mean People are everywhere. They toss trash on the ground. They steal candy from children. They use profanity in public places. They leave Newport cigarettes lying on the floor of apartments they break into. They steal a man's dinner money.

Mean people suck.

[Laughing Gator]

If I could afford it, I'd send Falkie a Sonicam 360-degree immersive VR webcam so those of us with HTC Vive headsets and such could be RIGHT THERE in his living room with him during his videos. Then we could each pick up JUST ONE THING off the floor. Then he could find his mailbox key and his iPad. We could all be clean in mind, body and soul and live happily ever after.

He'd just pawn it like he has anything else that is worth something.

Brig is right in that he really needs to have a caregiver assigned who controls all of his money. You know, I'm concerned about old Anthony Senda. I think I might call Elder Care in Martinez to check on the poor man and his wretched living conditions. 

[damon]

He'd just pawn it like he has anything else that is worth something.

Brig is right in that he really needs to have a caregiver assigned who controls all of his money. You know, I'm concerned about old Anthony Senda. I think I might call Elder Care in Martinez to check on the poor man and his wretched living conditions. 

Yes George really does needs help. I think that he needs a group home and I do know that some people will disagree with me. He needs someone to control his money. A group home will help george keep his place clean, he will have better money management, and a clean room = better health.

[FallenSeraph]

He'd just pawn it like he has anything else that is worth something.

Brig is right in that he really needs to have a caregiver assigned who controls all of his money. You know, I'm concerned about old Anthony Senda. I think I might call Elder Care in Martinez to check on the poor man and his wretched living conditions. 

I think I'm getting outraged because my 43-yr-old brother is mentally challenged and he still gets up every day and goes to a job -- where he works hard -- and keeps his tiny apartment clean. And yes, my mom manages his money for him and I guess one day that task will fall on me.

Compared to my brother, Falkie has a perfectly functioning mind. If he spent one day volunteering with adults who are truly mentally and physically challenged, maybe he'd appreciate what he has, take better care of himself and stop tossing around the word "disabled" so much.

I used to think he was one of those lonely older guys who can't really function domestically without a woman taking control of things -- like my dad. A generational thing. Now I'm just getting irritated. Be a man. Stop babbling about your age. LOOK AT LIAM NEESON, for God's sake.

BE LIKE LIAM NEESON, FALKIE. I know you have a particular set of skills in you somewhere.

[chefist]

Anybody on the air talking about bellgab, I'm in!  Chefist?  MV?  Muddy? Jaz? Bateman? George? ( I know, George already said not tonight) ... Anybody?

I'm heading out to visit my sister on the gulf...I'' bring my mic at least. Maybe do the Blogtalk thing for the ease of production.

[damon]

I'm heading out to visit my sister on the gulf...I'' bring my mic at least. Maybe do the Blogtalk thing for the ease of production.

chefist your co-host should be little chris and/or falkie

[GravitySucks]

I'm heading out to visit my sister on the gulf...I'' bring my mic at least. Maybe do the Blogtalk thing for the ease of production.

Take your time. Coastal flooding starting already from Cindy.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Rally Squirrel,
You, Sir, are a comedy GENIUS !
if George had any brains, which sadly he is lacking, he would team up with you as a script writer for a new YouTube channel show named....
"The misAdventures of Falkie, The Guy from Pittsburgh"
YouTube productions showcasing...
Falkie receiving your glitter bomb....
(he could initially, before opening think it is a real bomb and have to put on his "protective gear" before opening...a for sure 2 or 3 episode show)
Falkie receiving your Lottery ticket, but unable to retrieve because he lost his mailbox keys
(this could be a 2 or 3 episode show...cliffhangers galore)
*these are just 2 examples of your wit and humor matched with Falkie's classically trained acting...
COULD AND WOULD MAKE FALKIE FAMOUS ON YOUTUBE !
(theories galore....is Falkie for real ?....can a human be that STUPID ?....who is Falkie's "mystery benefactor ?.....what will happen to poor Falkie next ?....I feel sorry for Falkie ! Where do I send a "donation" PLUS 2.9% PLUS 30 cents ?.....
Falkie,
THINK ABOUT IT !
....I am very serious !

perhaps NOT a good idea ?
I could foresee the Falkie Show becoming a YUGE success, but alas Falkie (earning close to 1.5 MILLION PER ELISODE, once it is syndicated) acting out as Charlie Sheen did in "Two and a Half Men" making all sorts of horrible statements about the Producer and Writer Rally Squirrel (a Chuck Lorre)
and the whole show going to hell !
*leaving the support cast of Sweet Kathy, Ratty Patty, Chefist, Happy Times, Brig, Damon, Old Crow, and others out "in the cold".....
well, a guy can dream...

[FallenSeraph]

https://youtu.be/PP9SVOdFiBw

In which chili takes on epic proportions after a traumatic break-in/walk-in/home invasion. Would someone please send him $4 for some chili?

[Laughing Gator]

https://youtu.be/PP9SVOdFiBw

Heather Wade's master plan is coming along well.
Falkie is crazy, why would anyone sneak into his apartment and steal his Ipad to get him off Youtube ??

[Happier Times are Coming]

Heather Wade's master plan is coming along well.
Falkie is crazy, why would anyone sneak into his apartment and steal his Ipad to get him off Youtube ??

off the top of my head....
I could think of 23-41 people !
starting with Happy Times are Coming !

[FallenSeraph]

Heather Wade's master plan is coming along well.
Falkie is crazy, why would anyone sneak into his apartment and steal his Ipad to get him off Youtube ??

I asked him what kind of iPad it was. He said an Air 2 with 128 "MG." That's too bad. I found some nice Apple-certified refurbished iPads in the $112 range, but they're not as loaded or fancy. Hell, I can't even afford a refurbished Air2 with 128GB.

I can hook him up with a nice $39 Kindle though! 

[bateman]

I asked him what kind of iPad it was. He said an Air 2 with 128 "MG." That's too bad. I found some nice Apple-certified refurbished iPads in the $112 range, but they're not as loaded or fancy. Hell, I can't even afford a refurbished Air2 with 128GB.

I can hook him up with a nice $39 Kindle though! 

You should seriously send it just for the subsequent complaint video.

[chefist]

Take your time. Coastal flooding starting already from Cindy.

Oh, shoot...yea, forgot about that. thanks...

[Happier Times are Coming]

https://youtu.be/PP9SVOdFiBw

In which chili takes on epic proportions after a traumatic break-in/walk-in/home invasion. Would someone please send him $4 for some chili?

a very considerate idea, however the person nice enough to send George the $4....
DO NOT FORGET TO ADD THE 2.9% plus 30 cents (IT COST THE FAT ASS TO GET HIS MONEY)
proper amount "donated" would be $4.42 !
*otherwise ALL you will do is PISS FALKIE OFF !

[3OctaveFart]

A man would have gotten a part-time job to resolve some of these problems.

He can't afford a four-dollar packet of chili and still thinks he's going to buy a piece of land.

[Happier Times are Coming]

oh, although I have not had time to view the latest in Falkie YouTube..
I did take particular notice of how handsome the Falkie is today !
*come on ladies of sewergab...that face (and crooked glasses) does cause a bit of...
well, you know...ugh..the "feminine equivalent" of a "twitch"..?
be honest now...

may I inquire, if one expression is "more effective"...

[MAX]

a very considerate idea, however the person nice enough to send George the $4....
DO NOT FORGET TO ADD THE 2.9% plus 30 cents (IT COST THE FAT ASS TO GET HIS MONEY)
proper amount "donated" would be $4.42 !
*otherwise ALL you will do is PISS FALKIE OFF !

Holy cow Senda packed on more pounds and his face flea face scab is back...

[Lilith]

I'm heading out to visit my sister on the gulf...I'' bring my mic at least. Maybe do the Blogtalk thing for the ease of production.

Praise MV!

[Happier Times are Coming]

A man would have gotten a part-time job to resolve some of these problems.

He can't afford a four-dollar packet of chili and still thinks he's going to buy a piece of land.

?
think like Falkie for a minute....
he is simply patiently awaiting a "sugar momma" to PAY FOR HIS LAND with a "donation" !
....and perhaps to perform various "tasks and duties", as directed by Falkie (of course, NO MATTER how rude, crude, distasteful, illegal, immoral or horrific there should be NO BITCHING...just "yes, Master"...IF he sees fit to remove the ballgag !)

[Lilith]

A man would have gotten a part-time job to resolve some of these problems.

He can't afford a four-dollar packet of chili and still thinks he's going to buy a piece of land.

I know Right?  I mean he could stand outside and sell F****** lemonaid, and have $4. in a couple hours.