The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Lilith]

But it would be the expensive, brand name dog shit, not the generic stuff.

Not a doubt in my mind.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

But it would be the expensive, brand name dog shit, not the generic stuff.

Or the kind of dog Shi t someone would purchase a case of, leave it on the FREE dog shit for everyone table downstairs, the entire case ends up in Senda's apartment, Senda  reviews said dog shit, complains that it tastes like dog shit, but still hordes the other eleven cans.

[Lilith]

George is going to buy some SlimFast on Monday.

[Lilith]

George says he's been eating lots of salads on his new diet.

[Pizzapunch]

Does George realize he's now tagging his street address on his videos?

[Lilith]

George said he can eat a mountain of Steak.

[Lilith]

Does George realize he's now tagging his street address on his videos?

I don't think he realizes it, but that's what happens when you have your GPS turned on.

[Lilith]

George is out of power, but he says he'll be back later.

[Lilith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-NVroq2ks


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brX8Fz6_f-A

Still waiting for George...

[SredniVashtar]

Or the kind of dog Shi t someone would purchase a case of, leave it on the FREE dog shit for everyone table downstairs, the entire case ends up in Senda's apartment, Senda  reviews said dog shit, complains that it tastes like dog shit, but still hordes the other eleven cans.

You were doing so well until you fucked things up with your hillbilly spelling. It's 'hoards', dumbass. 100 lines on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, 'I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker.'

[Lilith]

You were doing so well until you fucked things up with your hillbilly spelling. It's 'hoards', dumbass. 100 lines on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, 'I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker.'

I happened to catch your fantastic episode on the GabCast.  It's still streaming.  I don't know if you caught any of it. 


(Sorry for the OT post).

[SredniVashtar]

I happened to catch your fantastic episode on the GabCast.  It's still streaming.  I don't know if you caught any of it. 


(Sorry for the OT post).

Some people (the bastard shall remain nameless, for now) described my voice as a 'lisping mew'. What say you?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You were doing so well until you fucked things up with your hillbilly spelling. It's 'hoards', dumbass. 100 lines on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, 'I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker.'

I nevir spelt to goode nohow....

I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker
I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker
I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker

May a hoard of retarded shitkickers pull a train on yer Ma, whoz prolly a hor...
May a hoard of retarded shitkickers....so on and so forth....

[Walks_At_Night]

I happened to catch your fantastic episode on the GabCast.  It's still streaming.  I don't know if you caught any of it. 


(Sorry for the OT post).

Yet that was then.  Now look at him. 

#ShadowOfFormerSelf

[SredniVashtar]

Yet that was then.  Now look at him. 

#ShadowOfFormerSelf

If this is meant as some sort of pre 4th July trash talk then I'd like to add my contribution: fuck you, peasants. We celebrate 'Good Fucking Riddance Day' on the 4th too. Must be a coincidence.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

If this is meant as some sort of pre 4th July trash talk then I'd like to add my contribution: fuck you, peasants. We celebrate 'Good Fucking Riddance Day' on the 4th too. Must be a coincidence.

We'd like to invite you over for hotdogs and fireworks.

[Yorkshire pud]

We'd like to invite you over for hotdogs and fireworks.

Will you take offence if we both turn up in matching t shirts; "Happy 4th July you treacherous bastards'"

[K_Dubb]

Some people (the bastard shall remain nameless, for now) described my voice as a 'lisping mew'. What say you?

Utterly shameless, this roughing up a nice old lady like some desperate street punk.  Get your great, greasy mitts out of her pockets -- you don't want to know where she keeps her compliments.

[SredniVashtar]

Utterly shameless, this roughing up a nice old lady like some desperate street punk.  Get your great, greasy mitts out of her pockets -- you don't want to know where she keeps her compliments.

You just outed yourself (not for the first time). I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when brig comes after you like a combination of an Exocet and a crazed Dobermann. Once she gets her teeth in your trouser seat she never lets go.

[SredniVashtar]

Will you take offence if we both turn up in matching t shirts; "Happy 4th July you treacherous bastards'"

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It might be considered 'fraternising with the enemy', unless we end the proceedings by torching the place like we did the White House [pauses to sing the National Anthem] which might be seen as a poor return for their hospitality. But...fuck 'em!

[Yorkshire pud]

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It might be considered 'fraternising with the enemy', unless we end the proceedings by torching the place like we did the White House [pauses to sing the National Anthem] which might be seen as a poor return for their hospitality. But...fuck 'em!

I've been asked if the UK has 4th July...I replied; "No, we skip straight from the 3rd to the 5th and have one fewer day in the year"

[SredniVashtar]

I've been asked if the UK has 4th July...I replied; "No, we skip straight from the 3rd to the 5th and have one fewer day in the year"

They're bad enough all year round but absolutely unbearable on the 4th. I love how they pretend they 'won' their independence when we wanted to get rid of them for decades but they were too thick to take a hint. We had to go through this whole pantomime of fighting a war so it didn't hurt their feelings.

[K_Dubb]

You just outed yourself (not for the first time). I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when brig comes after you like a combination of an Exocet and a crazed Dobermann. Once she gets her teeth in your trouser seat she never lets go.

They are in a balled-up length of hose which she swings from her garter belt, you filthy reprobate, playing armchair Freud with fanciful diagnoses of horror uteri from afar.  Flagrant malpractice is what it is.  Go stuff a cigar in that gob and think about what you've done.

[whoozit]

You were doing so well until you fucked things up with your hillbilly spelling. It's 'hoards', dumbass. 100 lines on my desk first thing tomorrow morning, 'I must not spell like a retarded shitkicker.'

I think it was just an auto correct issue when he was trying to spell whored.  Like Falkie whored out the lactating lass.  I wonder what one does with a can of branded dogshit?

[Lilith]

I think it was just an auto correct issue when he was trying to spell whored.  Like Falkie whored out the lactating lass.  I wonder what one does with a can of branded dogshit?

I believe Senda uses it as a facial and as a body wash.

#ICouldBeWrong

[SredniVashtar]

I think it was just an auto correct issue when he was trying to spell whored.  Like Falkie whored out the lactating lass.  I wonder what one does with a can of branded dogshit?

Isn't shit used when making leather? That's why you don't want to be downwind of a tanning factory.

[Yorkshire pud]

I think it was just an auto correct issue when he was trying to spell whored.  Like Falkie whored out the lactating lass.  I wonder what one does with a can of branded dogshit?

In Senda's case, he adds it to the nail clippings, cat fur, snot, crumbs, chicken skin, ribs grease and general Senda detritus on his keyboard and then sends it to get it repaired unwashed.

[whoozit]

In Senda's case, he adds it to the nail clippings, cat fur, snot, crumps, chicken skin, ribs grease and general Senda detritus on his keyboard and then sends it to get it repaired unwashed.

I can’t imagine living like that.  Anything washed in George’s sink is probably dirtier than before.

[Roswells, Art]

I never thought I’d say this but it’s nice to be back to the sanity of the Falkie Thread.

It is nice to go back to a simpler time. The Falkie thread is the Willoughby of Bellgab.

[whoozit]

It is nice to go back to a simpler time. The Falkie thread is the Willoughby of Bellgab.

Falkie is now the only YT personality I will comment on.  It is scary when he seems like the source of sanity, but what the hell, it’s BellGab.