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Quote from: Jojo on August 19, 2020, 01:21:07 AM
Allow me to derail.  Tonight George played "...Sweeter than Wine...".  I am a recovering alcoholic.  I stopped drinking after about 10 years drinking to get drunk.  I drank too much, too fast.  I drank whatever I wanted.  Beer, hard liquor, spritzers, champagne, but I stopped drinking wine for a while when my ergonomic bottle opener went missing.  After a while, I missed wine horribly, but in those days could never find twist tops and my handy wine opener was nowhere to be found.  I can't use the spiral bottle openers.

One night I found a large bottle of wine with a twist top.  Too bad I already had my allotment of about 5 strong hard drinks for the night.  But after months without wine, I decided to drink it even though I had just tossed back a lot of alcohol and needed to get home (one mile) before it "hit me".  My dog was with me.  I could not stop drinking and finished the whole bottle of wine, 2 servings in the car and the rest in the kitchen.

I blacked out fast.  But I went in and out of "passing out" for hours and hours through the night.  Each time I woke up, I could hear that I was having difficulty breathing.  I worried I might die.  I didn't know what alcohol poisoning was.  Each time I woke from "passing out", I freaked out because each time I couldn't remember if my dog made it home with me.  And each time I took a few minutes to mentally re-trace my steps and remember that yes, indeed, he did make it home with me.

After several of these tortures, I decided to eat some refried beans.  I knocked over a tall cabinet and prayed it didn't fall on any of my 3 beloved, cherished cats.  I knew I was virtually helpless to lift it up and could barely breathe or function.  If it had fallen on them, they might have been very injured or died and I don't think I would have taken the necessary steps to care for the problem.

I finally got the cold beans into me and promptly projectile vomited.  I knew I would have to clean it up, but I could barely function.  I went back to bed and "passed out", waking only to projectile vomit 5 or 6 more times.  I'm lucky I didn't die.

The next day my heart was beating very weakly, but I was able to breathe normally.  I was employed full-time and because of the commute and schedule, it took me 2 weeks to wash all the vomit off the walls and furniture.

I haven't drank since that night.  My pets were all safe, no thanks to me.  I decided the welfare of my pets was more important than my addiction, plus I wanted to live, not die.  I prayed a lot.  After stopping drinking, I had a lot of pancreas pain and cold sweats whenever I got hungry.  I didn't know what to do so I ate a lot of ice cream.  After a year of that, I was able to give up the ice cream.  But, pancreas pain was still a concern for a long time.  Sometime pancreas pain can be fatal but this was in 2006/7 so I guess I survived.  But I worried.

I attended AA for a few years.  I had a very bad craving in my 6th year, but it passed.

These are the things I think about when George plays songs that mention alcohol, like "This Magic Moment" tonight and "More Than a Feeling" and even "Whiter Shade of Pale", and others.  This is my contribution to George Noory Is A Derailed Train Wreck.

damn and here I thought you were so normal.

but it's a good reminder that even those people you really think have their shit together may be battling some demons.

Quote from: ItsOver on August 18, 2020, 01:44:33 AM
Ha!  So Jorch was having OBE’s and reading “Chariots of the Gods?” years before it was published.  Sure you were, Jorch.

I've heard his OBE story a few times - he was floating above his bed watching himself below. probably a made up story to give him some street cred with the paranormal crowd.

Shit I wasn't paying attention but Walt Da Atheist pissed off George again. I presume he started up again with the Jews - George snapped at him 'We're not talking about that - stay on the beam old timer' and gone. not sure if 'old timer' was the exact term, it was 'old *something*.

The second guest is a complete sham, good natured old guy, but he's a fraud, not even good pseudo-science. George introduced him as a university professor - lol as the guy went along with his biographical history his impressive academic credentials amount to teaching English as a Second Language in China - a job that doesn't even require a college degree I don't think.

George tells his guest that he also had an Out of Body Experience when he was 11 years old and it changed and shaped his future. So it would seem he's blaming his OBE for making him the idiot he became.

I listened to Knapp last night, both guests were true crime/mobster subjects. Just so nice to hear an imbecile free night of Coast. What Noory has done to the show is an abomination, the wall to wall  quack medicine salesmen  and  woo peddling housewives is Noory's legacy.

I have no doubt Art Bell's last words as he lay dying on the floor were 'I can't fucking believe that no talent piece of shit George Noory is going to outlive m.............' 

Quote from: Ciardelo on August 15, 2020, 01:38:36 AM
I'm just an alien chasing flirt.

lol, i love that ad, it's so terrible that it's good.

George loves the open lines, most of the Sad Pack got in last night, most of them giving shut outs to each other, it's become a family according to George, a family where every member's age has surpassed their IQ. He can't even carry on a fresh conversation with his regular callers, it's groundhog day, he has the exact same conversation with each of them he's had 50 times before. Some lady called in and her contribution was telling us she lived on the border of Alabama and she enjoys Annie from Alabamy, well surprise surprise, George had Annie on another line and had the two old bats talk to each other -  it was as awkward and painful as a colonoscopy and lasted all of 30 seconds, poor Annie didn't get her own call in because George cut her off lol he explained that he didn't know how to work the equipment.

Typical Noory, Cornelius called in, George asked him about his hospital bills and assured ol' Corny that he was going to help him with those bills. Of course Noory didn't mean he was actually to pay Corny's bills himself or a part of them. Ol' George told Corny to talk to his producer and she'd set up a GoFundMe for him and George would give people the link to it on air. What a shmuck. IF that GoFundMe does happen I'll be real interested to see if Noory contributes anything. He likes to brag about giving random homeless people 20 bucks, let's see if he gives Corny a few hundred bucks.

The average age of Coast listeners is even older than I thought. Barry told George he's 77 and another caller told his story about encountering a UFO in 1950 when he was in the 12th grade - 17 in 1950 would make him 87.

And of course George put a ribbon on another masterpiece of radio dreck by slipping out the door with 20 minutes left in the show as an interview with a rock drummer I've heard several times before played out the remainder of the show.

I don't think it's possible for a human being to do as bad a job at his job than Noory does at his.

Quote from: albrecht on August 12, 2020, 06:07:20 PM
I liked how Doc Wallet ended the splitisch show format with a shout-out to "Big Tom," as he apparently calls Tommee.

I also like how Doc Wallet doesn't just say that doctors or hospitals might have made a wrong decision or even malpractice but he outright makes statements like "they killed him" and accuses doctors of actual murder, as with Congressman Lewis and Herman Cain. Norry makes no push back on such claims.

Noory pushes back on no guest no matter how preposterous what the guest says ever.  My view on this is that Noory is an imbecile with little knowledge of anything, and he's aware of this to some degree, if he were to push back on a guest it might develop into a real conversation or debate and Noory knows if that happens it will expose him as the ignoramus he is, so it's safer for him to just agree with everything the guests say and as is his habit, fake to the guest and audience that what the guest's opinion or knowledge is is shared by him punctuated with an 'mmhmm' or 'exactly'.

Noory at his sycophantic obsequious best with tonight's guest, i can't even type this without laughing - the guest's name is V the Guerilla Economist. There's no legitimate radio program who'd even have somebody on who is such a sham they won't give out their real name. V is an internet conspiracy theorist with insider knowledge of the financial industry, Noory is a certifiable idiot so he's easily bamboozled and whatever V says Noory follows with a very knowing 'mmhmmm' 'exactly' or he'll blurt out some non-sequitur then the guest returns a knowing 'exactly'. Covid19 is a conspiracy, neither of these two nitwits can tell you what the conspiracy is or who exactly is behind it but hey it's easy to just list random events and play 'connect the dots' even though the dots when connected are just a massive scribble. I can't stomach Noory, I am listening much less, the guests are as terrible as the host.

Thomas from La Jolla called in so he's alive, he's got to be quite old, tonight he told Noory and the guest he was a subscriber to Ayn Rand's newsletter in the 60's.  Gotta figure he was at least in his 20's in the 60's, gotta be 75 or older.

I never heard Walt Da Atheist say he had a radio show, I do remember him saying/bragging he had a newspaper column.

I also seem to remember him saying he was from Illinois/Chicago not coal country of Pennsylvania but it's possible with that thick accent I just assumed he was from somewhere near Chicago.

Lots of AM radio is paid programming -  anybody can get their own show if you are willing to pay.

Noory has Thomas' number. Months and months ago Noory on air told Thomas to get with Tommy about setting up a guest shot for Thomas from La Jolla.

of course Noory never followed through along with a hundred other bullshit things he's said he was going to do.

i just tuned in and Noory was shilling the stupid Everette Washington show which the brains behind this sham, Tommy, is now calling 'radio to stage',  what an innovation! almost as brilliant as Hoagland's 'radio with pictures'.

so Noory in full used car salesman mode says 'folks the seats are selling out faster than I thought they would' -  hahahahaha HE HAS BEEN SHILLING THIS SHOW FOR MONTHS, IT IS A SMALL THEATER, 800 SEATS AND THERE ARE STILL SEATS AVAILABLE but sure Jorch, they are selling faster than you thought they would. 

And I guarantee you these losers haven't even bothered to ask the city/county/state whether there are restrictions on theaters due to Covid. Prepare yourself for the announcement where this show is cancelled and George whines about the overreaction to Covid and nobody ever says anything about the regular flu killing tens of thousands of people. He will be lucky if the show gets cancelled because it's obvious ticket sales are bad. Of course he'll lie and say the show was sold out.

his second guest is a voodoo witch, she's an old bat from Detroit so we got the usual Noory idiocy 'Do yeeeeeew like the Detroit Tigers teeeeeeeeew?' actually his first guest was also from Detroit and we went though the same unpleasant pleasantries.

During the interview with the voodoo witch lady another voodoo witch lady who's been on Coast came up, Noory the noted voodoo religion expert intoned 'She really knows her spells' 

lol  'Lynn if you had known the plane was going to crash do you think you'd still have taken that flight?'

Premiere should just use a Noory soundboard and fire him saving themselves $500K or whatever they pay him -   his contribution to interviews is 90% mindlessly responding from a menu of -

'exactly'

'jeeeze'

'that's right'

'interesting take'

Didn't listen much tonight but Noory can pack in a lot of dumbness in a very short amount of time. His guest was some lady who writes/teaches about how to build wealth. Jorch completely misses a point she made and thinking he was being smart told her  'It doesn't matter if one person is making $20,000 a year and another makes $80,000, they can both live well on that.' How out of touch can a person be -  $20,000 a year is pretty much poverty for most people, of course different areas are more or less expensive but even in a cheaper area $20,000 a year is awful unless you're basically a shut-in. The guest was polite and responded 'ehhhhh .. well there is a minimum amount one needs' meaning if your income is $20,000 a year you're fucked, she has no advice how to build wealth on that unless you go back to school and train for a job that pays better.

The second guest is a woman who bought a haunted house, she only spent 2 days in it and sold it. Noory asks her 'Lynn, if you had known the house was haunted by a ghost would you have still bought it?'  what drug is this man on?

The guest is a nurse so Jorch asked her about the corona virus -  according to this nurse who isn't a hospital nurse the virus was manufactured in a lab, of course Noory agreed because that's his stupid belief regardless that there is widespread agreement in the scientific community that the virus is not engineered in a lab and is of natural origin.

oh dear the Sad Pack is falling apart. Creepy ol' buddy ol' pal of mine Barry from North Carolina confirmed that Cornelius is sick but not with Covid19 and expects Corny will call in tonight and give everybody an update. Creepy Barry remains obsessed with the biologist guest from the other night and repeated his lame joke laughing uproariously. He had just spoken to Mike the Millennial a half hour previous to his call.
Jorch expressed some worry about Thomas from La Jolla whom he hasn't heard from lately. Please keep them all in your thoughts and prayers, we cannot afford to lose any of these people!

Jorch also on the fly came up a new segment for the show that he will do a couple times a year 'Talk to Tommy' - Tom will take questions about his own life for 20 minutes.

Tommy asked George how his life has changed during the pandemic. Of course George's answer was predictably without anything remotely interesting in it - 'I just keep working Tom, watch a little TV, and pay my bills etc'  Tommy is far more interesting, he says he has been looking at his baseball card collection during the lockdown.

Barry also continued with his lie that he has copyrighted 'ol' buddy ol' pal of mine'.

And now Louise is on the air and she credits Noory for her 'reaching a higher Cleopatra level'.

Open lines absolutely is definitive proof for the Law of Attraction - moron radio show host attracts nothing but other morons to call in

Sleazy Noory works his sponsor Newsmax into his little newscast, in an obituary no less. 'Herman Cain, the one time presidential candidate and business magnate, has passed away. Cain who was about to launch a new show on Newsmax ..........'

Barry may be the saddest of Noory's Sad Pack. He's so hard up for company that he calls in during guest segments with no questions, which is actually pretty selfish. He called in and spent his time talking about his days as a college student, he was a biology/chemistry major which according to Barry makes him a biochemist even though he has no PhD - followed by his own guffaws at what he thought was a hilarious joke  - George then asked ol' pal ol' buddy of mine idiot if he had a question for the guest. 'NOOOOOOOPE, I JUST WANTED TO TELL ELIZABETH(guest) I LOVE HER!' 
so creepy.

Another bottom feeder wackjob scientist, this woman claims she's an evolutionary biologist but she and nimrod Noory are on the same wavelength.

With regards to the novel coronavirus she stated 'I've never heard of a disease without symptoms' -  there are many diseases where people are asymptomatic including some cancers until the disease is very advanced. Hypertension for most is asymptomatic.

Noory the polymath again gave his brilliant observations about the coronavirus 'I think it's airborne don't yeeeew? How else could it spread so fast?' He literally thinks the coronavirus floated in the air across continents and oceans. The guest agreed adding 'yes, on pollution particles.' to which Noory replied 'Absolutely'

lol Walt Da Atheist got run by Jimmy Church a couple weeks ago so he tried the same shit tonight with Noory. Noory's guest is a biblical archaeology/prophecy academic -  Walt follows an absolutely idiotic call from Barry from North Carolina.

Walt begins

'Wid all due respeck to da guest, even if dey do find da Ark of the Covenant dat doesn't prove the God of Israel, Jehovah or Yahweh, exists right, it might confirm the mythology of those ancient people. I was talkin to Jimmy Church and I'll tell you what I tole him, I got no problem wid Jews like Mark Levin and Michael Savage, but da Jewish religion is a racist religion ....'

George jumped in 'Ohhhhhh no' , unlike Church he didn't run Walt Da Anti-Semite off the show and put it on the guest's plate to defend Judaism.

Nostradumbass says Biden and VP Susan Rice in the WH in January - but won't finish the term and he says he's not seeing death or illness so quite possible Biden will be abducted by aliens.

these dudes are brilliant. Hairy Legs feat. Scranton Joe


https://youtu.be/BS5HCi-zsYE

https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno

so the first guest was one of those 'intention' believers - did George ask him why the big group intention prayer he did for Covid19 was a complete failure? i came in at the end with Noory for the thousandth time bragging to a guest about his aunt the paranormal psychiatrist who died being electrocuted by a radio in her bathtub. hahahaha the apples don't fall far from the trees, Noory will die in some bizarrely stupid way, the pizza roll was just a warmup.

He then had the audacity to declare tonight's show is an instant Coast classic. Noory, you aren't capable of being involved in anything that could be called 'classic' unless we're talking classic stupidity or embarrassment.

Hoagie was really on top of his game tonight, classic grandiosity mixed in with some classic begging for money.

I came in partway through the begging so if i have something wrong let me know - a friend of his who I assume was another kook UFO researcher died, had been collecting/purchasing and cataloging NASA imagery for decades. The dead guy's sister who was estranged from the dead guy, all these kooks are estranged from their families unsurprisingly, contacted Hoagie offering him her brother's collection. Hoagie and her exchanged a bunch of cordial emails and he agreed to pay the shipping charges for the collection. She ships the collection by Fedex and the always dramatic Hoagie describes having to fetch 12 large boxes from his patio in the middle of a monsoon. The shipping charges were $1000,  Hoagie of course tells the sister he's broke, and then in true scammer style he blames the sister for not letting him know the volume and weight of the collection even though he had asked. So the sister has been sending him threatening emails, she wants the $1000 and I assume she's threatening to sue. So Hoagie with no shame whatsoever asks his listeners to donate money to get this woman off his back.  How the hell is he still in that nice house if he is penniless? He won't be in that house for long, wouldn't be surprised if some of these no-shows he pulls are because they've cut off his internet or electricity for non-payment.

As far as grandiosity he teased his guests with the global, actually planetary, conspiracy he has unraveled behind the Covid19 pandemic -  'guys, this is just between you, me and a few MILLION listeners'  and no he wasn't being self deprecating about his show, he is that delusional that he really believes he's being listened to by a huge world wide audience.

He also bragged about his contact in the White House who according to Hoagie put the 3 hour DVD presentation he created, no doubt on piece of shit cracked software, on Trump's desk blowing the lid on NASA and giving Trump the information he needs to alert the world about whatever the PTB are keeping from the world.  That DVD if it did make it to the White House ended up in a pile with all the other crazy shit nutters send to the President. He didn't even get a boilerplate letter back from the WH.

Oh and his continuing plans for the REALLY BIG COVID SPECTACULAR  -  the doctor, and when he says doctor you know it's not an M.D. or PhD, a friend of Robin's she respected greatly told him she has no interest in coming on his show and to get rid of him gave him some names of other people to contact.  Robin's friends and family I'm sure hated him.

Quote from: albrecht on July 26, 2020, 01:11:38 PM
Apparently Disney purposely tanked the movie "John Carter" because they didn't want people to see it. And so they didn't use name as the novel. Which RCH said was "John Carter from Mars" (it wasn't it was A Princess of Mars. ) RCH is thus far vague on why make the movie at all if Disney and they wanted to cover up Mars information and John Carter story.
The expert- another member of the Imaging Panel who is a non-degreed polymath by choice- says that there is a "collapsed shopping mall" on Mars. Or at least that is the closest description he can use so that we can understand.

I love the Enterprise Mission Imaging Team - they come from such diverse backgrounds, of course none having anything to do with astronomy.

Noory makes Punnett look like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Noory looks like the miserable owner of a Falafel King franchise.

that sucks - on talkstreamlive there are two TOSM streams - one was unavailable and the other was last week's program so I assumed he flaked.

so once again he couldn't get his shit together and do his little internet radio show?

poor Ian it's an onslaught. bunch of elderly MAGA folks called in - he dispatches them pretty quickly. he's apolitical, claims to be but he's definitely a lib.

final caller, old woman, a female Jorch said she's never felt better, she doesn't do any social distancing, won't wear a mask, says it's the herbs and minerals she takes that makes her immune. Ian got rid of her fast 'I know too many friends who've been in the hospital - bye'

Poor Punnett has to deal with the crackpots and sad sacks Noory has nurtured. Annie called in on open phones and she's rambling on as you'd expect from a hillbilly about squirrels and then for some reason she began making other animal noises. Probably deep into the moonshine.