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no way Noory had a hair transplant, he's too cheap and chicken of surgery to do that - he went to the Yellow Pages and found Toupee Palace. He also wouldn't have his hair dyed professionally, straight to the corner drug store for Midnight Black Magic Hair Dye.

the jet black wig and mustache on Noory's beaten Droopy Dog face is hilarious.

here's a photo of him and Punnett at some paranormal conference.

Seriously, when he does these absurd group intention things contending that they work 80% of the time to effect huge climatic events and last night even in a very serious tone telling people to dial it back for fear of creating a monsoon in your opinion does Noory actually believe the crap coming out of his mouth or is he just an entertainer who is giving the audience what he thinks they want?


the horse story is that when he was in the TV news business in Detroit there was some guy whose job was to run film from locations back to the station to be developed/edited and one day the guy tells everybody he wants to buy a race horse for $9,000 and asks people to lend him the money - a bunch of the people including George loan him $1,000 each. Not that long after the guy comes back with $9,000 to pay everyone back, the horse had won the first 2 races after the guy bought it. So I guess Noory got the bug seeing how easily one could make money. So when he moved to St. Louis he bought a farm, bought horses, bred horses, sold horses and like most people who go into horse racing lost money -  hardly anybody makes money, i had an uncle who got the bug and had some success with major stakes winners but the costs are very high and so many risks. Barry asked George about it laughing like a retard but this time he was right to laugh, he told George 'you just don't seem like a person who would know anything about horses George'

Quote from: At the stroke of midnight on September 11, 2020, 05:09:53 PM
So George is going to do an "intention experiment" tonight to bring rain to OR, WA and CA. My throat and lungs have been raw and irritated for five days from the smoke, but that's nothing compared to those who have lost their lives, livestock and homes to the flames. The forecast is for rain, but George will claim he did it. This stunt of virtue-signaling is patronizing and insulting.

I note something strange. On Monday a huge car caravan of Trump supporters met in Oregon City, and then drove to the state house in Salem, to rally on the capital steps. They were followed by Antifa, who started a brawl on the capital lawn, but got their butt's kicked. The next two days, fires erupted all along the Willamette Valley corridor that the car caravan had traveled. Now, four days later, 100,000 people have been evacuated, hundreds of homes have burned to the ground, and entire small towns are no more. Strangely, most of those people in the car caravan are from areas that have been evacuated, and had the most property destroyed. I'm like Snoorge...I don't believe in coinkydinks.

Tonight will be a vitue-signaling fiesta, As George cries crocodile tears for "our troops"  who died. These days he claims he was neutral about American involvement in all those useless Middle East conflicts, yet I remember him being a cheerleader. I vividly remember listening to him the night the US invaded Iraq. I remember 99.9 % of his callers predicting it would be a cake walk.

he's a complete fraud and so lacking in self awareness he doesn't even remember what he stands for on any issue additionally he has so little respect for the intelligence of his audience he feels he can say or do anything and the audience will go along with him - he's like a very poor man's Trump.

I can never decide whether he's more an imbecile or more just an asshole.

The group intention shtick last night was hilariously bad -  i guess after his performative display of grief he was really feeling in the bullshit zone. Once again he explained how successful these Coast intention efforts have been in the past in combating natural disasters like moving hurricanes off course. BUT he wanted to make sure when the audience went into their trance that they not go at it too hard, need to find just the right level, because he noted that in the past 'we've overdone it', referring to some imaginary incident where the Coast audience concentrated so hard on bringing rain to some parched or burning part of the country that it rained and then it rained for days causing floods and monsoons. He also noted that just one person in the audience could have such strong psychic powers that they could put out the wildfires on their own. My god he is shameless, because I actually don't believe he's that dumb, he's a fucking con artist who thinks his audience are complete morons.

later Barry from Mayberry called in sounding stupider than I've ever heard him, going through the same 'ol buddy ol' pal of mine' banter to which George once again tells him he's not going to use the phrase because ol' Barry will charge him because senile ol' Barry thinks he's actually trademarked the catchphrase. Barry asked George about owning standard bred race horses and how he got into it, actually a good question, George explained how it happened and it was half interesting i guess, George said he got out of it because he was losing his shirt. Ol' Barry thought this story was the greatest most hilarious story ever told and couldn't contain his glee. Noory loves when the sad sacks worship him like he's an actual celebrity.

fuck, i tried to get on here last night but once again this forum had some virus and my anti-virus blocked it. i bet this forum software never gets patched or updated.

anyway i'm amazed nobody has posted about Noory's over the top performance, at the beginning of the show Jorch read a very somber poorly written(by him) retelling of the events of 9/11, then played an audio montage of various flight recordings, air traffic control, police transmissions that lasted maybe 5 minutes - then silence, which was broken by the hammiest  'breakdown' you'll ever hear on a radio, he was literally choking out loud, weeping, choking, more sobbing - went on for maybe 30-45 seconds. Do I think he actually was overcome by emotion? Nope, not a fucking chance. He gathered himself together and introduced Jerome Corsi for his little hit and Jorch pathetically wanted to make sure people 'got' that he had broken down so told 'Jerry' he was sorry about losing his composure. Then he introduced his first guest, a psychic lawyer, and of course Noory had put so much effort into his performance he needed to bring it up again with the guest.

i woke up at about 3 or 4 in the morning - Norry was interviewing another of his woo ladies who has combined the winning combination of Edgar Allan Poe and tarot cards. As usual Norry was obsessed with Poe's ignominious death on the streets of Baltimore, the woman gave a few theories on how Poe met his end. Then there was a very obvious glitch in the NooryBot's RAM chipset - no sooner had the guest answered his question he repeated the exact same question leaving the guest flummoxed.

I take him at his word he was listening to Paul Anka. He has to be the squarest man alive. He was 20 years old in 1970, the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd etc and softer rock like Carole King, Neil Diamond, Elton John etc and this man knows none of it - he's fucking listening to Andy Williams, Pat Boone, Perry Como and Paul Anka.

I was 5 years old for fucks sake and I knew all those, from my sisters and older kids on in the neighborhood.

Nobody knows what he was talking about when he claimed the other night that 'I've been in front of audiences since 6 years old.'?

didn't he also claim he had a tryout with the Detroit Tigers?

pathological liar.

as has become his habit on Friday nights he and Tommy take off 20 minutes early and put on some old interview to finish the show.

very good, another matter to take up with Premiere/IHeart in my quest to get him fired.

Why is everything that comes out of this man's mouth so odd? I don't believe in almost any of the paranormal stuff on Coast but I am suspicious that Noory may not be fully human and some kind of hybrid.

I just joined tonight's show hoping it was Knapp or Syrett or Punnett but alas, it was Noory - and it was open phones. So Jorch is talking about his earliest memories and regales us with his memory of his dad taking his mom to the hospital to give birth to his younger sister. nothing odd about that but he continued on,  'I told my mom this and she didn't believe me but then I described to her the color of the coat and dress she was wearing and she was shocked. I told her this when I was 15 OR 20.'  WTF - 15 ... or ...... 20. Who says shit like that?  A normal human being says 'I was 13 or 14' 'I was 18 or 19'  but this guy it's 15 or 20 -  those ages aren't even close. It's like being asked 'when did you lose your virginity?' and answering 'I was 17 or 29'

uh .. a new wrinkle in the Jorch Noory biography tonight, for me anyway - his second guest is some amateur psychology woman who told Jorch that she had a talk show on an LA radio station and had stage fright and sought out a therapist who did hypnotherapy on her. So she asked Jorch if he ever had experienced stage fright. Jorch chortled at the question 'Nope, no stage fright here.'  then he paused and added 'But I've been in front of an audience since I was 6 years old.'

what's he talking about? he's never mentioned being a child performer of any kind  to my knowledge. if it's not another Jorch bullshit story I could imagine little Georgie in the 1950's playing the accordion dressed in a little suit. The Lebanese Eddie Munster.

A fairly regular caller from Long Island whose name I don't know because he's generally a terrible unmemorable caller with nothing  weird about his personality like the Sad Pack members, called in to the first guest and asked,

'About the dinosaurs - are they a myth?'

good lord.

hahaha Noory and Tommy are talking about the cancelled event, two sad sacks sound like children finding out Christmas has been cancelled. George sounds like a pouty 6 year old 'we're at the mercy of the governor'

of course he doesn't tell his audience he's sorry for leading them on and taking their money, he just told them he'd advise them NOT TO GET A REFUND, better to hang on to the ticket, and Tommy adds as if this is some benefit to the customer 'if you keep your ticket you can keep the exact same seat'.

unless there's a vaccine that is very effective god knows when indoor theaters will be allowed to put on shows without major social distancing.

Quote from: ItsOver on September 01, 2020, 01:48:46 AM
CronkitesGhost strikes back! The Seattle “invasion” has been decimated!    A victory for BellGabbers? 

Talk about un-buh-leef-able -  those stupid bastards were really going to go through with that show without informing anybody in Everett. As I've said before part of me wanted to see the show go ahead with people getting sick and dying and Noory and Premiere sued for tens of millions of dollars.

I am going to contact Premiere/IHeart and let them know about this, if I could get him fired it would be top 3 accomplishment in my life.

Has he set up that GoFundMe he said he was going to for Cornelius?  of course he hasn't.

yep, these clowns were planning on dropping into small town USA in the middle of a pandemic and recklessly risking the health of 800 high risk people and then taking the money and running.

glad I could help put a stop to it.

QuoteCG,


Thank you for reaching out and sharing this information. We have received a few similar messages and have been in touch with the theater to either cancel, postpone or move to a virtual event.



Heather Thomas | Public & Government Affairs Manager | Snohomish Health District

3020 Rucker Avenue, Suite #306 | Everett, WA 98201 | p: 425.339.8688 | c: 425.508.4980
Public Health: Always working for a safer & healthier Snohomish County

The man is incredibly lucid for 97 but gullible as they come and not because he's elderly, he's believed this shit for decades, there's not a conspiracy trope he isn't a true believer of.

Ian just let him ramble on. The best moment

Paul Hellyer: You're aware of the base on Mars?

Ian Punnett: *silence* .... um

Paul Hellyer: Well I talk to the man who was stationed there for 3 years.

Ian Punnett: *silence*

Ian went gentle on him but I give him credit for confronting Hellyer a few times, Ian asked him for names and other evidence a few times and Hellyer got defensive, giving 'i'm not going to do that' and 'it's in my book' type answers avoiding giving a real answer. Then Ian cleverly asked him 'Do you ever worry that people use your high ranking position to plant disinformation?'   Hellyer answered quickly 'Oh yes I know they do but over the past 15 years I've learned how to detect who is lying, I can tell with 98.9% accuracy.'  I could hear Ian's eyes rolling but the man is 97 so he finished the interview. All Hellyer's information according to him comes from top officials in the US government and military but he won't name names.

He was Minister of Defense of Canada for a short time I think ages and ages ago, the UFO and conspiracy theory con artists use him because it gives their bullshit credibility if they can connect themselves with a high ranking cabinet member of a G7 country. They imply that Hellyer holding that position would have had access to top secret information and that's why he believes little green men were captured at Roswell and Nazis had and still have a base in Antarctica and have infiltrated the US military etc  The truth is that Hellyer has never said he had learned of any of this shit from his time as defense minister. He's no different than your average UFO and conspiracy 'researcher' and enthusiast, he read some books and believed it all.

It does tell you what a lightweight country Canada is, to have a man this gullible in charge of your defense department is worthy of ridicule.

Punnett's guest tonight is a biblical scholar who's written a book about a guy who tried to peddle a forged 1st century Christian gospel. So with the topic involving the Bible I knew the man, the myth, the legend had to be waiting on hold - Walt Da Atheist doesn't disappoint.

'Ian dis is an entertaining show tonight but science has made all dis stuff moot. Charles Darwin wrote Origin of the Species just a century or so ago, only a hunnert years after our founding documents da Declaration of Independence and da Constitution. Deez ancients were da veritable naked ape, they made up these stories to explain how they got where they were and where they were going.' 

Ian got his back up, pointed out to Walt that there are people who attack Darwin because there are gaps in his theory and things unexplained and his attack on the Bible wasn't much different. 

couldn't believe Cornelius thinks the show is hosted by George Norway. black people are hilarious. he doesn't have a computer so hasn't seen the show's website with the name of the host, he's probably never seen Noory's name anywhere.

Quote from: albrecht on August 28, 2020, 02:09:52 PM
RCH blowing up NASA pic was epic.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtg9hIh--Kg 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4TSiuKs_ZQ

fuck yeah this is the good shit, why I listen to this mess because it's so unintentionally bad -  George Noory is the Ed Wood of radio.

'you don't believe in heaven and hell.'

'wtf. i'm a Christian pastor.'

love it when the guests are caught on Noory's merry-go-round of obtuseness and can't get off -   the Madagascar conversation is a perfect example, just repeating what the guest just told him  'i just fucking told you Madagascar is the 4th biggest island so why are you telling me that as if I didn't just give you that information?!?!'

He's pushing his vaudeville show in Everett extra hard tonight, this man has no shame and no brain. Broadway theater is shut down, the greatest entertainers continue to sit on the sidelines unable to do live indoor performances but this brainlet thinks he can drop his hairy arab ass down in small town USA and subject 800 extremely high risk elderly people to potential Covid19 infection. I think he should be criminally charged for trying to pull this off without approval of local authorities.

Part of me though wishes the public embarrassment Noory would receive if the cops bust the live show with irate grannies swinging their walkers at the police. Noory of course would escape out a back door because that's the kind of scam artist he is.

These people are either complete imbeciles or sociopaths thinking they can invade a town during a pandemic and quite possibly cause an outbreak.

I just sent an email to the city of Everett, city clerk's email is all I could find.

QuoteDear Sir/Madame,

I’m not an Everett resident but I am concerned for the people of Everett. There is a nationally broadcast radio program, Coast to Coast AM,  that has been advertising for months a theatrical live event to be held a month from now on September 26th at the Everett Theater. The advertisements say the event has been almost sold out, it seems that they are planning to seat 800 people with no social distancing and this is what alarms me. No city I know of is allowing this type of event during the Covid19 pandemic, the cities that are allowing indoor events are restricting seating drastically. Perhaps the people behind this event have been in contact with the city of Everett but there has been no mention in any promotion of the event that the event occurring is contingent on anything Covid19 related. I'm sure the theater like all theater across the country and the world is suffering financially during the pandemic but hosting such an event while the pandemic is still ongoing would be very irresponsible as this event could quite conceivably turn into a superspreader event. I must add that the radio program Coast to Coast AM focuses on paranormal subject matters and conspiracy theories, the host of this program, George Noory, since the onset of the Covid19 pandemic has cast doubt on its' origins and its threat to human health, repeatedly telling a nationwide audience that Covid19 is no more a threat than the seasonal flu.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/calendar  scroll down to see the Everett event.

Regards,

CG

a month to go until his stupid show in Everett and he's still selling trying to sell tickets. the Lebanese P.T. Barnum just said 'Folks the tickets are going out the window.'  Is there any metaphor this idiot knows that isn't a botched metaphor?

and does anybody in the city government of Everett aware that these carpetbaggers are planning to cram people inside a small theater for 3 hours? I know of no city anywhere that is allowing indoor theater/cinema without severe seating reductions. There are some NFL teams that are going to allow 20% of the seats to be sold in OUTDOOR stadiums while most NFL teams are not going to have any fans in the seats.

I bet his big number at these shows is that song he plays all the time about a guy who visits his dying lover in the hospital in the middle of the night, she's weak and sleeping, and the coward just leaves her to die alone because he's a shitbag. Noory relates to the song because it's exactly what he'd do in that situation. Noory also lies about that song, claims it's based on a true story. I googled it and the songwriter said it's fictional.

Jorch with a straight face tells his second guest,


'I feed off a live audience. You can hear them laugh and cry.'

It's NooryMania, women seeing the Lebanese Elvis gyrating his hips live on stage overcome with emotion and cry uncontrollably.

wonderful. a new week of ISuckRadio is upon us.

just tuned in to hear Jorch the Anti-Vaxxer scaring his elderly listeners about a coronavirus vaccine.  better they remain in their long term care facilities with their families unable to visit them.

Noory is a complete write-off. But the show's guests and topics are so terrible that a better host wouldn't do much to improve the show. I like Syrett but his guests are from the same polluted pond of bottom feeders Noory and Dannheiser fish from. I could go on YouTube and find better guests. Knapp and Punnett get better guests because their interests are wider - Knapp with true crime and Punnett with popular culture,  Knapp because of his reputation and career as a legitimate journalist is able to book the small number of legitimate UFO 'experts'.

I'm listening to Syrett interview a guest for hours, actually guests, they are brothers and their 'research' is into the pagan origins of America. They keep repeating that the Greeks and Egyptians came to America long before the native Indians. My god, how ignorant and lazy and stupid do you have to be not to go to Google or Wikipedia to check your facts. Native American Indians, entered America from Siberia  22,000 to 13,000 years ago as the glaciers melted and a land bridge from Alaska to continental North America was exposed. Even 13,000 years ago is thousands of years earlier than the 5,000 years before present that the Egyptians became a civilization. And the Greeks, they are recent, about 1000 BC. Really surprised Syrett doesn't have this pretty basic knowledge and didn't call them on their ridiculous crackpot history.

Quote from: Morgus on August 22, 2020, 09:46:05 PM
Another last minute alert from Hoagie's website,
Due to Power Maintainance Shutdown its yet another replay tonight...

hahahaha he's such a stumblebum loser - he just messed up a commercial read for Coast Insider Club

'FOLKS WE LOVE YOU BEING PART OF THE PROGRAM AND WE LOVE BEING PART OF ....... UH .......... YOURS'  Yes George the Coast Insiders all have their own programs.

No idea what was actually written for him to read but it sure wasn't that.

yet another 'housewife with magical powers to talk to the dead and see the future' guest.

Kid: MOMMMMMMMMM WHERE'S MY ROLLER BLADES?!?!

Mom: I don't know. Where did you leave them?

Kid: I LEFT THEM WHERE I ALWAYS DO IN THE BOX BY THE FRONT DOOR! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM?!?!

Mom: I didn't touch them. Check again maybe you missed them.

Kid: LISTEN BITCH YOU GO ON RADIO SHOWS AS A PSYCHIC IF YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHERE MY ROLLER BLADES ARE YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR!! I WILL POST ON YOUR FACEBOOK THAT YOU ARE A FAKE PSYCHIC WHO CAN'T EVEN FIND A PAIR OF ROLLER BLADES!!!

I never realized how egregious Noory is with his constant pathetic attempts to sell himself as being erudite - i call it 'stolen expertise', like 'stolen valor' where people who were in the military or some having never served sell themselves as combat heroes when they never were in combat

i'd love for a guest to call him on it

Noory: That's right.

Guest: That's right? I just gave a pretty complex explanation. How would you know if I'm right or wrong? You've studied in my field of expertise?

Noory: Exactly.

Guest: What? I don't think you understood a word I said but you said 'that's right' as if you were an expert validating my work

Noory: Interesting take. Where can people find your book?

Guest: I don't want to be rude but I don't think you know a thing.

Noory: That's right.