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#1
I didn't listen to Coast at all this week, listened to Frank Morano a bit. I do miss Noory's idiocy though when I don't tune in to Coast for a while.

so we lost Rush, I was an on and off again Rush listener but it really stinks I'll never hear him again - death is so final, unless you're one of Noory's sham mediums who talk to the dead all the time.

Noory with his Super Beets, his tonic water with quinine, zinc, Vitamin D and whatever other snake oil Pharmacist Ben and the veterinarian gives him will be on the air for another decade.

#2

Rush can't be replaced really, it's not like his company can or will hire somebody to take over The Rush Limbaugh Show. Stations will have to find another conservative talk show to replace Rush's slot. I'd think most of the stations who carry Rush already run a bunch of the other big name conservative talk shows like Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin.

I like Mark Steyn when he fills in for Rush and I don't think he has a show of his own syndicated.

#3

i caught that exchange about The Wizard of Oz, classic Noory cringe, it happens when he's trying to be conversational and/or humorous with a guest, it always falls flat because his mind works so slowly and with such a limited knowledge base he has no ability to analyze if what he is going to say has any chance of being remotely interesting or humorous to anybody. So he brings up the classic Wizard of Oz movie and paints the picture to the guest of a young Georgie watching the movie with Ma Noory and being frightened by the Wicked Witch of the West. Grrrrrrrrrrrrreat story. The guest doesn't know what to say, so Noory asks her 'Did yeeeeeeew ever see that movie?' Of course she did like every other human being you moron. He thinks the conversation is going so well that he continues on with the topic, and asks the guest whether she can cackle like the Wicked Witch of the West. The poor woman cackles for him and giggles. Time to move on ......... or so she thought .........Noory's far from finished with the tedious topic. Next he wonders because even the things he does remember, old movies mostly, he doesn't know much about, if when the Wicked Witch of the West cackled was she riding a bicycle or flying on a broom. He asks the guest whether she remembers, the guest giggles she's not sure and clearly is wondering why this idiot is now fixated on such a stupid thing. He continues on trying to figure this all out - bicycle or broom? She was riding a broom, that's what witches do imbecile - he was confusing scenes/characters, Miss Gulch is the mean ugly lady in Kansas who does not like Toto and actually takes him to be put to sleep - then the tornado hits and Dorothy is off to Oz where Miss Gulch appears as the Wicked Witch of the West. Honestly I really think that Noory has never put together that Miss Gulch and the Wicked Witch of the West are the same person, one a dream version of the other. Anyway, this literally went on for about 5 minutes with the guest not knowing what to do until Noory finally gave up and encouraged people listening to call in if they had the answer to the bicycle or broom question.

#4
I know I'm pretty rough on George and Coast and imo it's well deserved BUT it would be unfair not to give credit where it's due. I feel quite privileged that George has given me the opportunity to listen to some of tomorrow's great music stars getting their first national exposure on George's Emerging Artists feature before the rest of the world discovers them.

Of course not one single person ever to be a Noory Emerging Artist is 'emerging' or an 'artist'. It's just classic Noory buffoonery, you'd think just by chance with 500 stations airing Coast that somewhere some unknown musician with actual real talent might stumble on Coast and figure what the fuck I'll email an MP4. But nope, every month another crop of no talents.
I'm not even sure what genre of music most of them are attempting.

Still not giving up totally on the idea that the entire show including Noory and his guests and callers is a very very long elaborate joke - a satire so good that people believe it's real. like that Andy Kaufman comedian/performer that a lot of people thought was real.
#5

There's probably some way to check out Papa Noory's WWII service online. I'm saying there's about a 5% probability that he was in combat in the Battle of the Bulge. Which is higher than the probability that George chased down a man who stole a woman's purse in a restaurant/bar and pinned him down until cops arrived and much higher than that of George having had some kind of tryout for the Detroit Tigers. So many fibs.

#6
it's a freewheelin' Friday Night Open Phones tonight, Noory is on fire with lies and stupidity.

'My dad was in the Army in WWII. He was in the Battle of the Bulge in Germany. He didn't talk about it but he gave me some of his things. He gave me his helmet.'

His dad fought in the Battle of the Bulge like Noory fought in Desert Storm.

then he discussed his musical talents, he played the clarinet, that I believe, dorks always played the clarinet in high school - he admits he sucked and gave it up then he tried guitar and sucked at that too so he explained 'that's why I started singing.'

then he ruminated about music with Tommy, George informed Tommy that the big bands no longer exist, like this just happened recently and not 60 years ago. Which caused him to ask Tommy 'I wonder if there are saxophone and trumpet players today. What do you think?'  Dumb and Dumber decided they probably don't.
Of course there still are amazingly talented sax and trumpet players, there are symphonies/orchestras, jazz ensembles, and most the commercial music industry which produces music for movie/tv soundtracks, tv commercials, etc. I'm sure there are less non-digital musicians these days but they still exist - i had 2 friends who were pro musicians, did very well, just doing session work for film/tv and then their own shit on the side.

i can't get enough of Tommy and Noory conversations, Tommy is only slightly more evolved and engaged in the world than George -  the conversations go nowhere, the banter is totally void of wit - following the music conversation George asked Tommy if he'd liked to have lived in Vegas in the 50's, because Tommy had told George he'd started as a big band disk jockey spinning Louis Prima records. Tommy's brilliant response was a dull 'No', Noory asked why 'no', Tommy deadpanned 'I don't want to be buried in the desert' of course Noory didn't really get the reference so Tommy had to tell him.


#7
ol' mush mouth ol' mush brain of mine

he's got a British lady on who's an expert on nightmares

'I've gotta say, sometimes when people have nightmares are they really severe.'

lol he really said that.

the Noory to English translation of it is 'I've gotta say something because I'm the host of the program but since I'm barely paying attention and quite stupid I'm just going to blurt out some random nonsense and you the guest can do what you want with it'

#8

Noory and his show are complete shams but other than us his audience doesn't care - half of them have some form of dementia or mental illness, the other half are simpletons and people who need a friendly voice to fill the void at night.

This guy has repeatedly, hundreds of times, said on air that he is completely agnostic when it comes to life after death adding that it really doesn't matter because if there is no afterlife you'll die and never know it.

YET, night after night, he has guest after guest who claim they communicate with and are in the presence of spirits of dead people, souls, angels, demons, and every other supernatural entity imagined by man. Noory drops the agnosticism, he transforms into true believer 'mhmm that's right' 'that's what I thought' as he confirms whatever nonsense the guests throw out there.

#9

tuned in for all of 5 minutes - the usual Noory lack of any preparation.

Noory: What's the favorite book that you've written.
Guest: (boring answer)
Noory: How long does it take you to write a book?
Guest: (boring answer)
Noory: Do you think there are more paranormal things happening nowadays?


Noory has been in this paranormal racket for 20 years and is completely illiterate on the subject matter, so he has to ask questions a 6 year old would have.

#10
haha he is such a weird character. he literally sounded excited about Barry's stroke. 'HEY CORNY, DID YA HEAR THE LATEST ON BARRY FROM NORTH CAROLINA, THAT GUY AND HIS STROKES, WHAT A CHARACTER HE IS!'

he also brought Tommy on air the other night during open phones and Tommy asked Noory if/what Norry's most prized possession is. He paused for a second then told Tommy that a guest had given him a movie prop, a club, from the movie The Green Mile. Even Tommy was dumbfounded by this, since he also got the same item from the guest and it's a meaningless item to him. So an incredulous Tommy continued on 'Huh? That's really your most 'prized possession'?' Noory replied 'I have old photo albums but sure, I keep the club in my office.'

bizarre, the man is in his 8th decade of life, has kids, grandkids, a long career in radio, a decade in the military and his most prized possession is a stupid movie prop given to him by a stranger that has no relevance or meaning to his life. very on brand for Noory though, perfectly describes him.

#11

Noory also worked in one of his frequent not so humble brags about his generosity. I think it was Cornelius who asked him about his memories of his military days, George told him he still keeps in touch with some of his military buddies and one guy had just recently got in touch who was going through tough times and needed 320 dollars, so good ol' George wrote him a check ......... then added 'actually I gave him $350, more than he asked for'

such a douche
#12

open phones were quite sad last night, the regs living up to their Sad Pack reputation. And George so sensitively handling them lol. Corny called in to tell George how lonely he is now that Papa is gone. So George asks him and I am paraphrasing 'You have nobody do you Cornelius?' and then asks him 'Do you look forward to Coast all day long?' Then to cheer Corny up he cheerfully asked 'HEY DID YOU HEAR BARRY HAD ANOTHER STROKE!?!?' Cornelius didn't seem to know but it turned out it he had heard about it earlier in the week, it was just Noory being his usual clod self, making poor Corny think Barry had another stroke in the past day or two.



#13

Mike the Millennial called in during open phones to tell us that young people are spending too much time on their phones and social media and should be practicing 'self care'. Boy what a fun 24 year old. Hard to imagine he doesn't have any friends other than a bunch of broken down old people whose social life revolves around an overnight radio program.
Oh he also let us know that collecting sports cards and memorabilia is a popular hobby.

Kid needs to join the military or hire a hooker.

#14

I listened for 5 minutes and I got what I always want out of a Noory interview - a good laugh.

He's got a guest on talking about climate change,  Noory wanting to add something of his own to the conversation tells the guest about one of his many deceased regular guests 'And he claimed the world is filled with abiotic oil. And I happen to believe that too.' (of course he has absolutely no knowledge about it to have any opinion whatsoever.)

The guest very dramatically responds to stupid ass 'YOU ........ ARE ....... DEAD ....... WRONG.'

Noory of course has no rebuttal because he knows nothing about abiotic oil other than he remembers an old guest talking about it. So George can only offer some chuckling in response and says 'Are you poking your finger in my chest?'

#15

I haven't listened in a while, the guests are abominable and needless to say the host is worse. So I'm tired from a full day of dealing with Leftist trash on Twitter and hope to get in bed and listen to the radio, tune in and give Noory a shot, he's beginning his interview with a female guest and asks the expected automated question 'How did yeeeeeeeeeeeew get into this?' Lady replies 'I was a massage therapist and then I read a lot of books because I love research.'  Vibrational healing. More quackery. *click*

Fuck you Premiere Radio.



#16

Numbers Lady is the consummate con artist, speaks extremely quickly giving her marks no time to examine what she's saying. George didn't give her an answer she needed him to give her but it was impressive how she quickly came up with some alternate nonsensical numbers bullshit to save herself.

She also claimed 'I've lost 8 people in my life to the virus George.'  suuurrrrrrrrrrrre you have Glynnis. as all con artists are she is a pathological liar.

#17

haven't listened the past 4 nights -  Punnett had a bad show/guest, then Cunny Lingus, tuned in to Noory and it sounded like another crackpot nutrition show, Noory is so scared of death that he comforts himself with the delusion that supplements will keep the grim reaper away.  Look in the mirror George, supplements aren't doing shit for you.


#18

what cracked me up most was the word 'often'

I really would encourage him to work out his theory of races/ethnic groups originating from different extra-terrestrial species. Remember that as a boy George had a telescope and would show Mother all the constellations and planets he had memorized by heart.

#19
God bless this idiot, I can't get bigger laughs anywhere else than from his silly stupid antics. I still don't know if he's serious or putting on an act as the host of a paranormal radio show. I think he really might be as big an idiot as we think he is.

So his guest is some wackadoodle who believes there are reptilians from outer space among us above and below ground. Noory as always treats the nutbag like he's a legitimate researcher and not somebody who should be locked up in an institution.

So ........ after the guest gives some ridiculous unfalsifiable answer about ET's Noory quite seriously says and I imagine he was stroking his chin as he said it

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'

How often you imbecile? Daily? Every once in a while?

He's a fraud, when he has a guest who's a straight edge scientist like De Grasse Tyson who puts down this type of nonsense Noory would of course say 'I agree with you I think you're right.'  I'd love to see a guest who actually listens to the show call him on his bullshit 'George I heard a recent show and you seemed quite in agreement with your guest that reptilians are among us, so which is it?'  'I don't take sides, I believe everybody has a right to their opinion.'


#20

Noory makes the idiots breaking into the Capitol building look like intelligent responsible people.

Howard Bloom describes how inefficient we are at getting Covid vaccines distributed and how we need to come up with a better plan. Norry responds 'Well there's no proof the vaccines work anyway.' 
#21
hahaha i just heard Corsi, such an old drama queen. He's being de-platformed and silenced and according to him will be imprisoned. 'I'm done George' But he still wouldn't give up on his prediction 'Congress hasn't certified the election.'  Well they have now Jerry ol buddy ol pal of mine.

#22

now i have to stay up, gotta hear the Corsi meltdown. he's a bizarre character, his conviction that Trump would be declared the winner of the election was insane. I supported Trump, supported his populist agenda and still do - I understand why he thinks the election was stolen from him but the man is seriously fucked in the head, he is such a narcissist that even if the libs hadn't done everything to overthrow him, he'd have found a reason to blame something for losing. It's what he does, there's always somebody to blame for his failures.

He lost the Senate for the Republicans with the constantly changing conspiracy plot stories, even many of his supporters began laughing at him and the menagerie of kooks he was associating with and repeating their wild ridiculous plots.

He could have done the smart thing, taken the loss, spent the next couple of years on conservative media telling his supporters how crooked the Democrats and the Deep State are, mocking Biden and family for the corrupt people they are and then run again for 2024. That's over, these past 2 months have ruined his legacy for all but his most hardcore MAGA supporters, the people involved in that stupid siege of Capital Hill.


#23


LOUDER! LOUDER! LOUDER!
#24
George Noory's Master Thespian Theatre presents

The Tell Tale Heart



ACTING!!!
#25
The guest describes the deaths of celebrities Elvis, Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston, all deaths causes by massive drug overdosing. Noory, King of All Simpletons, asks the guest 'Why doesn't anybody say to these people just stop it?' Brilliant, nobody has ever asked/told a drug addict or alcoholic to stop doing drugs or drinking alcohol.

Noory should come out with his brilliant treatment for addiction. George Noory's 'Just Stop It!' a 1-step program with a 90% cure rate for all types of addictions, available from Amazon and everywhere books are sold.
#26
think Noory had to get to a commercial very quickly after getting the guest to describe the examination of Jonbenet Ramsey's vagina, vaginal wall inflammation, described evidence of fingers entering her vagina in the '7'oclock position'. Noory panting and sweating profusedly.

And he won't let it go - he just broke for another commercial and invited callers to call in with questions for the guest and added 'including Jonbenet Ramsey' - he has said 'the little girl who would be 30 now' half a dozen times.

this sick creepo is Jojo's dreamboat  ::)
#27
Noory's very excited tonight, he's mentioned Jonbenet Ramsey twice already, his guest is a forensic pathologist. He's about to turn 90 and Noory told him he sounds not a day older than 45.
Noory's mind is racing with thoughts about Jonbenet's autopsy.
#28

He just gave a shoutout to BellGab lol

it's his anniversary show, he was acknowledging online groups who support the show, admitted some aren't very complimentary and chuckled

#29

weird going back to the beginning of this thread, 12 years of Noory numbskullery archived for eternity. most of the posters from 2008 are gone, they stopped caring and listening i assume and some died.

not sure when i'll stop caring, there's literally nothing else on that's live that's better and I don't mean better than Noory/Coast - Frank Morano is better than Noory BUT not better enough that it beats  the pleasure I get from the often hilarious spectacle hapless Noory and his cavalcade of charlatans, kooks and losers make of themselves.




#30

lol even when Noory has a good point he finds a way to mess it up

he was talking to a guest a couple nights ago and as has become more frequent the conversation got around to age/death. So George is telling the guest that he's going to go on as the host of Coast as long as he can and as somebody else described in a post here he had Tommy describe what the plan is when George drops dead on air. George then opined that retirement is bad for people, it will kill you, and he uses his father as an example. 'Well look at my dad, he worked as a financial analyst for the Ford Motor Company, he retired at 60. And while Dad loved his family and stuff he didn't really do anything, he didn't play golf or have hobbies.' So the guest responds 'Yes I agree, that's too bad about your father.' Of course the guest thinks Noory's dad died young because he retired and had nothing to stimulate him.  The man lived to ALMOST 90, completely crumbling George's theory.  Pops Noory lived almost 30 years of retirement.

first time i'd ever heard him say what his father did at Ford - i always wondered if he was on the production line or a suit.

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