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Jackstar Is Single Again (was: (Re: "Hey, Ladies"))

Started by Jackstar, July 09, 2016, 06:34:02 PM

Jackstar

Ladies,

You may wonder why I am not fifty points ahead already.




Jackstar

Quote from: Real_Troll_60K on December 01, 2016, 07:41:17 AM
The City of Goddamn Queer
Population: you

If just one boxcutter beguiles you, how did nineteen seem compelling?


Jackstar


Dr. MD MD

Quote from: Jackstar on December 03, 2016, 09:02:00 PM



Let us all know when you've figured it out, Tex.

I wouldn't hold your breath. Apparently, he doesn't even know how to do a screen capture.  ::) :D



Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 03, 2016, 09:22:00 PM
My breath?!  ???

Your hot breath or your hot fazoozle.  The order matters not, all roads lead to Goddamn Queerville with Jackie.










Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2016, 10:00:49 AM
*frantically updates résumé*

See if you can get your doctor to write you a prescription for two testicles.

Jackstar

Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

Quote from: Jackstar on December 07, 2016, 12:39:03 PM
Men don't need a prescription for those. That's just a story your mother stopped your whining with.

You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.



paladin1991

Quote from: Penis Waving Retard on December 07, 2016, 01:09:14 PM
You can get these over-the-counter.  Think about it.



Oh look Jackie, the friend with the suit and the empty hand is penis waiving 'tard.  The hand should have a bottle of Scotch to celebrate being fired.  Again.

Jackstar

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 04:39:42 AM
I'm not as good as I once was.
Love is a word that equals abuse.
Commitment means only until you find someone you want to fuck more.
Trust is a word that's used to describe the lies you don't want to admit.

Naw.
After Jackstar?
I'm pretty broke-in.

As for in bed?  His bed performance is amazing when he's not focusing on himself.

HINT:  How often to you see Jackstar NOT focusing on himself, his idea's, his issues, his problems, his viewpoint.... etc, etc, etc....







3OctaveFart

So you can't find a girlfriend. In Sean Connery voice: "Shocking."

Yorkshire pud

Oh Jacky, you're far too modest posting that from your ex. What about her posts of her naming you? The ones where she said you fucked with her head? C'mon, be candid.

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 04:42:46 AM
Because of Jackstar I understand cutting.
And burning.
And all kinds of self mutilation.

True story.  Ask my ex shrink.


Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 01:12:03 PM
Get rid of the voice.
I am offended.
I feel stalked.

I think it should be bann worthy.
Remove it.

As far as I know, I didn't post my phone number, OR give him permission to.

You guys wanted a reason?
He gave you one.

Quote from: JackstarsEx on May 31, 2014, 03:40:53 AM
You seen a real picture of Jackstar?
*giggles*
There's a joke.
Balding.  Overweight.  Pale.  Moobs.

TRUTH.




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