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I miss Onan getting cranky whenever anyone used the term ''fat car''

Quote from: GravitySucks on June 02, 2018, 01:46:11 PM
Is there a Heather S. Wallows?

Not yet, but there is a Heather S. Kank

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on June 02, 2018, 03:24:48 PM
Thinner and fit people make the better competitive eaters.

Senda has too much fat taking up space so his stomach can not expand fast enough to accommodate a large amount of food in a short time. Also the fit person stronger muscles that assist in getting everything down fast...

Could he keep them in his cheeks, like a squirrel?

Quote from: SredniVashtar on June 02, 2018, 01:36:43 PM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpezk

Hey, a shout out to Union Gap, WA!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on June 02, 2018, 05:54:21 PM
I did go to the Highway 55 World Hamburger Eating Championship here in Raleigh today.  Just for you Albrecht, as promised, here is a complete report...

Any sign of Rose Girl and Eagle?

George has said repeatedly that he ''dates lawts and lawts uv wimmin''. 

Yeah, sure, no doubt Tommy does too.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGJMK-Y7u34 

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 02, 2018, 06:08:18 PM
Everyone's been feeding at our trough, so they all get slapped down.

You do realize this is not the way to handle it, right?

Quote from: PaulAtreides on June 02, 2018, 02:10:15 PM
Trumpers need to be on notice that the aluminum for their single wide trailers is about to get very expensive and Warren G. Harding can finally rest easy as he is no longer the worst POTUS ever.

Really?  Name a single successful domestic or foreign policy issue that Obama is responsible for.  Something where we can point to the actions he took to initiate and follow through on an issue most people would consider a success.  Because there was quite a bit of incompetence, division, failure, crime, and corruption we can point to.  Hell, if he wasn't the worst president in modern history, you should be able to name quite a few successes that were his doing over his eight years.

In just over a year Trump has already left him in the dust when it comes to the economy and foreign policy.

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 02, 2018, 03:08:01 PM
Of course we should just let Russia and China engage in predatory pricing and drive our key remaining domestic aluminum producer (Alcoa) into the ditch...

What does that have to do with putting tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and the EU?

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on June 01, 2018, 09:52:57 PM
Exactly.  Trump is creating leveridge for negotiations with the many European states that levy ridiculously high tariffs on American goods.

Quote from: Metron2267 on June 02, 2018, 10:58:21 AM
Precisely!

Same for Canuckistan.

The world's on notice, no more lousy trade agreements, period!

Then redo or ditch trade agreements, don't arbitrarily add tariffs to industries - the only result of which are higher domestic prices and retaliatory tariffs on our products sold abroad

Quote from: Bart Ell on June 02, 2018, 11:04:18 AM
The tacky bench mention sure moved the needle on those donations!
A total of ZERO new dollars came in since it got mentioned to millions of listeners in hundreds of countries.

https://www.gofundme.com/art-bell-tribute-bench-and-plaque

bench@real-legacy.com

Quote from: littlechris on June 02, 2018, 10:00:59 AM
Haha. George sounds worried. Maybe I’ll do the 1.5 hour drive to Pasadena and finally meet him in person. I’ll wait till he enters the convention bathroom, at which point I will engage in friendly conversation with him and finally introduce myself. George is extremely violent so he will probably hit me. At which point I will defend myself and hit him back. Too bad there are no cameras in the bathroom to get it all on video.

Has anyone told him they won't have fat cars available?

I'm on Israel's side because the moslems are a blight on the planet.  I'm on the side of their neighbors wherever there's conflict.  Burma has the right idea.

Quote from: brig on June 02, 2018, 02:01:48 AM
I have been awake till the end of all of them, but didn't make it a point to make note of that.

Some of the words and patterns Art used would normally only come from a person his age, and it's just odd to hear Heater repeat them over and over.  One example is she uses ''boy'' a lot, as Art did. 

People under 70 don't really use that as an expression much anymore - she certainly didn't as (redacted) on the GabCast - and it sounds ridiculous to hear it three or four times in every segment (''I've been looking forward to this show for awhile, and boy is it going to be a good one'', etc).  There are others.  If she isn't signing off with ''ta ta'' like an idiot, then she wasn't paying as close attention as we thought.

Art would sometimes sign off with ''ta ta'', and there was just something about it that always fell flat for me.

Has anyone made it to the end of one of Hester's shows to know if she ends them with that?

Quote from: brig on June 02, 2018, 12:16:12 AM
Heather should rename her show Midnight at the Lonely Hearts Club.

They're not lonely.  They have cats.

Quote from: Jocko Johnson on June 02, 2018, 12:08:24 AM
You guys love our American Booze and we love Sushi And Sake...

We do?

Quote from: Jinger Rat Snapps on June 01, 2018, 11:53:45 PM
We Japanese will rule the world...

Didn't they already try that?

Quote from: Mr Apnea on June 01, 2018, 10:54:40 PM
This sounds like crap I hear people saying in the supermarket

Check out line chatter would be an improvement

Quote from: El Chorro on June 01, 2018, 11:05:31 PM
"Art actually talked to me...for like, ten whole minutes...(sniff, sniff)...of course, his guest had dropped off the line and he was facing dead air."

This is pretty grim.  In a hilarious way.

Quote from: PrairieGhost on June 01, 2018, 10:44:35 PM
What would you call it? I'm not a fan of wormhole either.

It was cringe-worthy from the start.  With that, Art proved he wasn't the all-seeing genius some thought

Quote from: PrairieGhost on June 01, 2018, 10:44:35 PM
What would you call it?...

Deuce drop

Hester started the first caller off telling him she's real, self deprecating, humble, and a few other real, self deprecating, and humble terms

More 'Burgh Unboxing before the calls

''First time caller''? 

Won't they all be first time callers tonight?

Quote from: Doomed on June 01, 2018, 10:20:43 PM
I thought it was the Blue Hippo. Have I been misinformed?

Hopefully she'll call in

Wait, what?  Art told her to ''be yourself''?

Quote from: SpookyTim on June 01, 2018, 10:06:38 PM
Email address for a fucking cat.

Layla



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtxO1gwbHPQ 

Art's last two quitenings inspired me to become an internet troll