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Jorch's Eye Pad.

Started by elbee, September 15, 2012, 01:49:13 AM

Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?

paperboy is our leader
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would it be a mean baby?
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That'll make you want to think...
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I feel sorry for the haters. I fell in a puddle. I was in the navy!
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Quote from: General Johnson Jameson on February 09, 2013, 04:10:44 AM
Heh, you guys know Juh-Orrrjuh totally doesn't understand anything about this, right? The gist, the premise, the puns, etc. See those geese way up overhead? Yep, about that high.

I almost expect one day to either read on his resume/write-up that he has his own comic strip, or see him mention it in some magazine interview..

Nebraska888

Quote from: ziznak on February 09, 2013, 04:23:04 AM
ah man great stuff lately pb... and I liked the jumbo pizza roll cartoon insanity did with the jorch n tommy... very funny last few pages... this is like the thread I can't wait to read when I havent been around for a bit.

Me too.......love to go to this thread to see if PB has some new cartoon!


CrabbyOld Bat

LOL

Btw, I forgot to compliment you on the "black is slimming" toon. I roared over that one!

elbee

hahha a hillbilly outhouse!


Insanity




ItsOver

Hahahaha...... my new favorite excuse, valet parking.  :)   "Honest, teacher.... valet parking really did eat my homework."


Nebraska888

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 11, 2013, 09:50:40 PM
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I am wetting my pants!  God......you are the best.


Usagi

How have only only just started looking at this?  Truly beautiful.

ItsOver

Hahahah..... "was it a mean sock, Whitleee?"


lonevoice

Quote from: ItsOver on February 11, 2013, 10:31:35 PM
Hahahah..... "was it a mean sock, Whitleee?"
It saw the "No valet parking" sign and made a run for it

That's IT!  I'm gonna' start selling my collection of crocheted toilet paper "cozies".
I'm saving up for a printer that can handle those t-shirt transfers.
:P

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 09, 2013, 10:23:22 PM
... George asks if the Chinese celebrate New Year's "like we do in this country, on this planet?"...


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Falkie2013

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 13, 2013, 01:51:09 AM


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I've always thought that driers come with an invisible mini black hole and that's why you can never find the missing sock when the wash is done. It gets sent through the black hole to the planet of lost socks. Similarly there is a planet for lost keys, wallets, combs, brushes, purses, etc.


Mail that shows up years later at the original address on the envelope is sent to its own planet to where there's time displacement and periodically mail is propelled back to the post office to be finally delivered.


more fodder for your magic pencil.


jorge thinks he was the emporer of ethopia and a sore throat made him want to crawl under a rug.


good thing he didn't have tonsilitis, which is incredibly painful. he might have killed himself.


it positively cries out for 2 new cartoons ...




"...I believe my laundry basket is a portal"






I just pulled a muscle laughing!!!


Holy sh...!!


BRAVO!






Request for "contact with aliens: litterbox crop circles.

Falkie2013

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 14, 2013, 12:46:19 AM
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Springheel Jack just stole my wallet.

ROFL ! ROFL ! ROFL !

This is the funniest stuff on the internet.

More ! More !

Could the next one be that a chupacabra stole Jorge's car keys ?

Nebraska888

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 14, 2013, 12:46:19 AM
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OK, Paper*Boy........the Springheeled Jack stuff has made my day.  You are a bright spot in the dismal discussion of George.


Nebraska888

Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 15, 2013, 02:32:09 AM
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I am dying here....OMG......stop it!!!!  TOOOOOO DAMNED FUNNY!

MV/Liberace!

heh heh... that book just keeps growing.


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