Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2014, 07:54:58 PMFortunately, I haven't listened to Jorch close a show in a long time. Is he still thanking Art? If he his, I'd bet the clown just does it to piss Art off.
FFS, is he still saying that?
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Show posts MenuQuote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2014, 07:54:58 PMFortunately, I haven't listened to Jorch close a show in a long time. Is he still thanking Art? If he his, I'd bet the clown just does it to piss Art off.
FFS, is he still saying that?
Quote from: Izintit? on June 06, 2014, 07:45:43 PMI can see Tommy in front of his podium with big flash cards. Jorch would no doubt trip over a teleprompter or screw it up somehow. Jorch for dog catcher. That would be amusing.
Nahh,with a teleprompter any incompetent ass can get elected.
Quote from: Izintit? on June 06, 2014, 06:05:05 PMJorch, the shameless phony. I guess he was too incompetent to be a politician.
I am convinced all that was an attempt to create a good guy image trying to up his crappy little internet show subscibers.
Quote from: MyEye on June 06, 2014, 05:07:29 PMThe last I heard, Magnum B.S. Noory was saying it was supposed to be ready by June. Hmmm..seems like that would be now. But, then again, Jorch has stated a number of other dates, as well. Looks like PremRat is as good at constructing new studios as they are at running C2C. Maybe they're busy with the Mist Tunnel. : Maybe Jorch is just full of crap.
...Is Nooby still building his studio in Hawaii?..
Quote from: coaster on June 06, 2014, 01:07:16 PMThat time blows anything Jorch normally does out of the water. Yes, what a freaking moron. ) Even adding Goatsy to his bogus prayer list! Thank you , Bateman, you hilarious genius!
Goatsy. haha. I cant believe Noory did that over the air. What an ignorant fucking tool he is. haha
Quote from: alger on June 06, 2014, 12:33:25 PMWere you here last year when Jorch was posting as Gnoory? Oh, those were the days. Art had just announced he was coming back, sigh, and Jorch popped into the forum, to be eaten alive by most of the Gabbers, although there were some fanboys. A certain aquatic mammal comes to mind. I think even he has pretty much thrown in the towel on Jorch. Art even showed-up and called-out The Nooron on some stuff. Such hilarity.
I wonder if George watches this thread? I'm guessing he watches it like Obama reads Drudge. Narcissists can't help it.
Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2014, 12:12:47 PMHa! I'm just praying poor 'lil Goatsy didn't take the hit and Jorch just moved his sideburns to the top of his head and filled in the gaps with some black Kiwi. Pray for Goatsy!
Yeah, but does the carpet match the drapes?
Quote from: SnapT on June 06, 2014, 12:06:29 PMJorch could actually cover three main characters. Brainless, heartless, and a scaredy cat, although I really picture him as a flying monkey.
DEAL! Who do you want to play?
Note that I am reserving the role of the Scarecrow for George Noory.
Quote from: zeebo on June 05, 2014, 09:11:26 PMThanks for the shout-out, Zeebo. It's bad enough if Jorch whacked Goatsy, but can you imagine then being smeared with shoe polish and mounted, spread-eagle, atop Jorch's head? Come on, Jorch. Wasn't just scalping 'lil Goatsy enough for you? Do you have to wear his whole carcass on top of your brainless knob? There truly are some things worse than death.
How can this not make the top-right quote. I ask you. Seriously.
Quote from: Izintit? on June 05, 2014, 06:32:34 PMPortals? Can angels be far behind? WARNING! Another Mushmouth suckfest ahead!
Oh boy,tonight we get the souths bigfoot,the Fouke Monster.Of course it`s an interdemensional being because THERE IS NO PHYSICAL PROOF.Ever notice that with the progress of technology the answer for UFO`s and bigfeet etc. is that they don`t leave evidence because they`re from other demensions via some portal.Like the old churchlady used to say.."How convenient!".
Quote from: aldousburbank on June 05, 2014, 04:53:51 PMIs Jorch already wearing somekind of hairpiece? Or are those just paste-on sideburns. Oh, I get it. Jorch is going for the "Elvis" look. Hahaha.
Ok. This is a picture of a dude who will never, ever, ever get any high-quality tail.
Quote from: coaster on June 05, 2014, 01:59:57 PMJorch has an astounding head of hair, if you like seeing a dead animal's pelt covered with black Kiwi polish on top of his head. I wonder if it's from a squirrel or a beaver. Maybe he whacked goatsy.
Hoagland is a dipshit but he still has an amazing head of hair.
Quote from: albrecht on June 05, 2014, 10:05:22 AMIf only C2C had a host as talented as Kaufman, instead of the buffoon known as Jorch. If only.
Only looks like because Andy Kaufman was a genius and not talentless hack. Andy was crazy, possibly, but a genius. RIP (unless conspiracy rumors are true.)
Quote from: Morgus on June 05, 2014, 12:59:39 AMGeesh, he looks like Latka's dumb brother.
Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18.
Isn't that the age Noory claims he first read Van Daniken's book "Chariots of the Gods" in 1968, as a "kid" ?
Somebody needs to photoshop in some objects including that book with that photo...
Quote from: fotd on June 04, 2014, 11:17:04 PM
"How did Google know it was my birthday?"
Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit. They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account. How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this? I know we're talking about George, but fuck. How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?
Quote from: zeebo on June 04, 2014, 05:47:21 PMThat works. You can count on Jorch doing his false modesty routine just about everytime somebody's dropping to their knees to pleasure Jorch. You'll either be unconscious or praying to the porcelain god way before the show's over.
Yeah how about every time someone tells him what a great job he's doing and keep up the good work, etc. (a shot or a barf are both acceptable)
Quote from: zeebo on June 04, 2014, 05:34:53 PM
That is a friggin genius idea. Sign me up. Wasn't jazmunda working on this?
Quote from: wr250 on June 04, 2014, 05:23:55 PMGood point. If it weren't for Tommy "Tiny" Dannheiser's shielding effect, Jorch would be a continuous sphere of suckage to the World. Frightening.
lisa might have to put tommy between the candles and jorch so the suckage wont put out the lighter that lights the candles
Quote from: Izintit? on June 04, 2014, 01:45:09 PMI may tune in tonight, if I feel the need to thoroughly purge myself. Who needs ipecac syrup when you have clueless Jorch and his shameless synchophants. Have fun sucking your birthday candles out, Jorch.
I certainly won`t be listening tonight to the parade of butt kissers jostling for the position of No.1 brown noser.If I had to guess I would bet Alex Jones would repeat,tho,with Glynis a close second.Don`t think that thin-skinned George won`t notice who kisses his <ahem> ring the longest either.
Quote from: Birdie on June 02, 2014, 05:13:01 AM
Congratulations! There should be some sort of BellGab achievement badge to display next to the user name of anyone banned from the C2C FB page. That would be awesome.
You are so right- that guest sucked and sucked hard. The 'child molesters aren't ALL bad' talk was pissing me off. And the Bible Study session during the call-in segment was annoying, as well. I miss Art's beautifully ruthless cutting off of guests and callers. I think I miss that the most.
GNS.
Quote from: Treading Water on May 31, 2014, 06:19:26 PMJust thinking about "Young Frankenstein" makes me laugh. Enjoy.
The Normal Heart. I'm watching everything I can on HBO until I cancel it next month. Trying the no cable route for a while....
Anyway, I haven't sobbed so hard since I last watched Wuthering Heights.
I've pulled out my copies of Young Frankenstein, Stripes, Dogma, and Lust in the Dust. Nothing but laughter for me tonight!!!
Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:10:41 PMProbably what Adolph was thinking as he was hunkered down in the bunker with the Rooskies knocking on the door. His last thoughts before he pulled the trigger were no doubt, "Damn Jess! Noory sucks!"
...I gotta remind you all here--I didn't start this Hitler business here, I just pointed out some facts on the swastika.
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 30, 2014, 12:45:46 PMYes, but Jorch does 8 hours of show prep. Maybe that's for the whole year. Maybe it's for all 12 years.
Oh boy, could he! My German is not so hot but his fucking passion! Even just reading the English trans can strike some chords, as it's meant to. I've never researched the speeches, did he use a speech writer or did he write his own schtick? Anyone? I have read that he would practice the speech for hours, days even. Inflections, tones, hand gestures, posture, etc.
Then he would get in front of the ppl......
Quote from: Morgus on May 30, 2014, 12:55:17 AMReminds me of my first post on this esteemed forum.
Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04 George's Birthday Party"
Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?
Art Bell NEVER did that, just had regular guests on those nights...
Expect endless surprise guests calling in to suck up to Noory calling him the best host ever, etc...
Quote from: Jackstar on May 29, 2014, 07:38:25 PMSchool teachers? Imagine how pissed Adolph must be.
You misspelled "swastika." Hell, all of y'all did. Do you know how many schoolteachers are rolling over in their ashtrays right now?