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#18451
Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2014, 07:54:58 PM

FFS, is he still saying that?
Fortunately, I haven't listened to Jorch close a show in a long time.  Is he still thanking Art?  If he his, I'd bet the clown just does it to piss Art off.
#18452
Quote from: Izintit? on June 06, 2014, 07:45:43 PM
Nahh,with a teleprompter any incompetent ass can get elected.
I can see Tommy in front of his podium with big flash cards.  Jorch would no doubt trip over a teleprompter or screw it up somehow.  Jorch for dog catcher.  That would be amusing.
#18453
Quote from: Izintit? on June 06, 2014, 06:05:05 PM
I am convinced all that was an attempt to create a good guy image trying to up his crappy little internet show subscibers.
Jorch, the shameless phony. I guess he was too incompetent to be a politician.
#18454
Quote from: MyEye on June 06, 2014, 05:07:29 PM
...Is Nooby still building his studio in Hawaii?..
The last I heard, Magnum B.S. Noory was saying it was supposed to be ready by June.  Hmmm..seems like that would be now.  But, then again, Jorch has stated a number of other dates, as well.  Looks like PremRat is as good at constructing new studios as they are at running C2C.  Maybe they're busy with the Mist Tunnel. ::)  Maybe Jorch is just full of crap.
#18455
Quote from: coaster on June 06, 2014, 01:07:16 PM
Goatsy. haha. I cant believe Noory did that over the air. What an ignorant fucking tool he is. haha
That time blows anything Jorch normally does out of the water.  Yes, what a freaking moron. :))  Even adding Goatsy to his bogus prayer list!  Thank you , Bateman, you hilarious genius!
#18456
Quote from: alger on June 06, 2014, 12:33:25 PM
I wonder if George watches this thread?  I'm guessing he watches it like Obama reads Drudge.  Narcissists can't help it.
Were you here last year when Jorch was posting as Gnoory?  Oh, those were the days.  Art had just announced he was coming back, sigh, and Jorch popped into the forum, to be eaten alive by most of the Gabbers, although there were some fanboys.  A certain aquatic mammal comes to mind.  I think even he has pretty much thrown in the towel on Jorch.   Art even showed-up and called-out The Nooron on some stuff.  Such hilarity.

I would fully expect, as a minimum, PremRat staffers are regularly checking-out the GNS thread, if for nothing else, some laughs to ease the pain of Noory.  Hello, you poor bastards!
#18457
Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 06, 2014, 12:12:47 PM

Yeah, but does the carpet match the drapes?
Ha!  I'm just praying poor 'lil Goatsy didn't take the hit and Jorch just moved his sideburns to the top of his head and filled in the gaps with some black Kiwi.  Pray for Goatsy!
#18458
 8)
Quote from: SnapT on June 06, 2014, 12:06:29 PM
DEAL!  Who do you want to play?

Note that I am reserving the role of the Scarecrow for George Noory.
Jorch could actually cover three main characters.  Brainless, heartless, and a scaredy cat, although I really picture him as a flying monkey.
#18459
Quote from: zeebo on June 05, 2014, 09:11:26 PM
How can this not make the top-right quote.  I ask you.  Seriously.
Thanks for the shout-out, Zeebo.  It's bad enough if Jorch whacked Goatsy, but can you imagine then being smeared with shoe polish and  mounted, spread-eagle, atop Jorch's head?  Come on, Jorch.  Wasn't just scalping 'lil Goatsy enough for you?  Do you have to wear his whole carcass on top of your brainless knob?  There truly are some things worse than death.
#18460
Quote from: Izintit? on June 05, 2014, 06:32:34 PM
Oh boy,tonight we get the souths bigfoot,the Fouke Monster.Of course it`s an interdemensional being because THERE IS NO PHYSICAL PROOF.Ever notice that with the progress of technology the answer for UFO`s and bigfeet etc. is that they don`t leave evidence because they`re from other demensions via some portal.Like the old churchlady used to say.."How convenient!".
Portals? Can angels be far behind?  WARNING!  Another Mushmouth suckfest ahead!
#18461
Quote from: aldousburbank on June 05, 2014, 04:53:51 PM

Ok. This is a picture of a dude who will never, ever, ever get any high-quality tail.
Is Jorch already wearing somekind of hairpiece?  Or are those just paste-on sideburns.  Oh, I get it.  Jorch is going for the "Elvis" look.  Hahaha.
#18462
Quote from: coaster on June 05, 2014, 01:59:57 PM
Hoagland is a dipshit but he still has an amazing head of hair.
Jorch has an astounding head of hair, if you like seeing a dead animal's pelt covered with black Kiwi polish on top of his head.  I wonder if it's from a squirrel or a beaver.  Maybe he whacked goatsy.
#18463
Quote from: albrecht on June 05, 2014, 10:05:22 AM
Only looks like because Andy Kaufman was a genius and not talentless hack. Andy was crazy, possibly, but a genius. RIP (unless conspiracy rumors are true.)
If only C2C had a host as talented as Kaufman, instead of the buffoon known as Jorch.  If only. :(
#18464
I wish there was an alternative to the USPS for general mail service.  My day-to-day mail delivery really isn't a problem.  It's when I have to deal with the local post office, which I try to avoid, if at all possible.  The employees are usually surly, slow, disinterested, and seem to be generally indifferent to customer satisfaction, the usual result when there is a disconnect between personnel performance and  job retention, from top to bottom.

I'm sure there are exceptions.  I would expect the small-town type PO's to be more customer friendly but I'm in a major metro area where, unfortunately, my local PO just sucks.  Also, unfortunately, I have no altervatives for some services.  That's what I really hate about any government-related service. If the provided service sucks, I can't easily vote with my feet, short of moving.  You're just screwed.  I'm glad there's not just one provider of toilet paper.
#18465
Quote from: Morgus on June 05, 2014, 12:59:39 AM


Tonight the c2c website put up a photo of Noory at age 18.
Isn't that the age Noory claims he first read Van Daniken's book "Chariots of the Gods" in 1968, as a "kid" ?
Somebody needs to photoshop in some objects including that book with that photo...  8)
Geesh, he looks like Latka's dumb brother.

#18466
Quote from: fotd on June 04, 2014, 11:17:04 PM

"How did Google know it was my birthday?"

Because you entered your bday when you created a google account you dipshit.  They know the computers you were on because you logged into your google account.  How can a national radio show host be completely out of touch like this?  I know we're talking about George, but fuck.  How did he ever make it through the sign up process on this forum?

Tommy probably did it for him.  Jorch couldn't handle something that taxing.  Besides, Jorch would have been too busy with his show prep, of course. ::)

#18467
Just thinking about Jorch makes me want to drink.  Jorch, the metaphor for life's suckage.  Damn, this Drambuie is good, with a chaser of half San Pelligrino, half ginger ale.  I'll never make it to Jorch's suckfest.  Thank you, Scotland.
#18468
Quote from: zeebo on June 04, 2014, 05:47:21 PM
Yeah how about every time someone tells him what a great job he's doing and keep up the good work, etc. (a shot or a barf are both acceptable)
That works.  You can count on Jorch doing his false modesty routine  just about everytime somebody's dropping to their knees to pleasure Jorch.  You'll either be unconscious or praying to the porcelain god way before the show's over.
#18469
Quote from: zeebo on June 04, 2014, 05:34:53 PM
That is a friggin genius idea.  Sign me up.  Wasn't jazmunda working on this?

A shot everytime Jorch says "ah shucks" or the equivalent for everytime a guest hoovers him?
#18470
Quote from: wr250 on June 04, 2014, 05:23:55 PM
lisa might have to put tommy between the candles and jorch so the suckage wont put out the lighter that lights the candles
Good point.  If it weren't for Tommy "Tiny" Dannheiser's shielding effect, Jorch would be a continuous sphere of suckage to the World.  Frightening.
#18471
Is all of this an evil plan to redirect the GNS thread?  Nah, Jorch is too stupid and Premrat is lost in space.  The suckage of Jorch is too strong anway.
#18472
I just spent over a half hour at the local post office trying to get my mail from some arrogant morons.  Just what I want, even more screwed-up government-related entities to deal with.
#18473
Quote from: Izintit? on June 04, 2014, 01:45:09 PM
I certainly won`t be listening tonight to the parade of butt kissers jostling for the position of No.1 brown noser.If I had to guess I would bet Alex Jones would repeat,tho,with Glynis a close second.Don`t think that thin-skinned George won`t notice who kisses his <ahem> ring the longest either.
I may tune in tonight, if I feel the need to thoroughly purge myself.  Who needs ipecac syrup when you have clueless Jorch and his shameless synchophants.  Have fun sucking your birthday candles out, Jorch. 
#18474
The Carnivora commercials are so bad they're laughable.  Jorch reading his script like a less-than-gifted third grader, Bollinger with his pseudo-science and snake oil, acting as if his BS is accepted medical knowledge.  What a joke.  They fit right in with the current C2C three ring circus of crap.  Somebody should go after these clowns for medical fraud.
#18475
Quote from: Birdie on June 02, 2014, 05:13:01 AM
Congratulations! ;D There should be some sort of BellGab achievement badge to display next to the user name of anyone banned from the C2C FB page. That would be awesome.
You are so right- that guest sucked and sucked hard. The 'child molesters aren't ALL bad' talk was pissing me off. And the Bible Study session during the call-in segment was annoying, as well. I miss Art's beautifully ruthless cutting off of guests and callers. I think I miss that the most.
GNS.

There's always the coveted Pizza Roll Medal.  I think this achievement more than qualifies.

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Valdez was the last recipient.  Where is that dude?  I hope all is well.
#18476
Quote from: Treading Water on May 31, 2014, 06:19:26 PM
The Normal Heart.  I'm watching everything I can on HBO until I cancel it next month.  Trying the no cable route for a while....
Anyway, I haven't sobbed so hard since I last watched Wuthering Heights.    :'(

I've pulled out my copies of Young Frankenstein, Stripes, Dogma, and Lust in the Dust.  Nothing but laughter for me tonight!!!   :)
Just thinking about "Young Frankenstein" makes me laugh.  Enjoy.
#18477
Quote from: Jackstar on May 31, 2014, 03:10:41 PM

...I gotta remind you all here--I didn't start this Hitler business here, I just pointed out some facts on the swastika.

Probably what Adolph was thinking as he was hunkered down in the bunker with the Rooskies knocking on the door.  His last thoughts before he pulled the trigger were no doubt, "Damn Jess!  Noory sucks!"
#18478
Quote from: paladin1991 on May 30, 2014, 12:45:46 PM
Oh boy, could he!  My German is not so hot but his fucking passion!     Even just reading the English trans can strike some chords, as it's meant to.  I've never researched the speeches, did he use a speech writer or did he write his own schtick?  Anyone?  I have read that he would practice the speech for hours, days even.  Inflections, tones, hand gestures, posture, etc. 
Then he would get in front of the ppl......
Yes, but Jorch does 8 hours of show prep.  Maybe that's for the whole year.  Maybe it's for all 12 years.
#18479
Quote from: Morgus on May 30, 2014, 12:55:17 AM
Ugh, looking at next week's posted c2cam schedule I see:
"Wed 06-04  George's Birthday Party"

Now Noory is spending an entire show to just celebrate his birthday?
Art Bell NEVER did that, just had regular guests on those nights...

Expect endless surprise guests calling in to suck up to Noory calling him the best host ever, etc...
Reminds me of my first post on this esteemed forum.





A picture is worth a thousand words.  Two pictures that say over a thousand posts.
#18480
Quote from: Jackstar on May 29, 2014, 07:38:25 PM
You misspelled "swastika." Hell, all of y'all did. Do you know how many schoolteachers are rolling over in their ashtrays right now?
School teachers?  Imagine how pissed Adolph must be.
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