Haiku for Noory-san

[pate]

Spelling mistakes ruin
Haiku REPORTED Jorge
sNoory still sucks too...

[wr250]

50,000+ posts of suckage, 3.1 mill+ views
sticky could no longer hold
all the massive suckage documented

[pate]

sNooron is fappy
thinks thread fell into pordahl
clueless as always...

[aldousburbank]

Our father who Art
Deliver us from suckage
Two thousand fifteen

[pate]

Aural audience
I have not:  subtones Jorge;
Ratings off the charts!

EDIT: improper use of semis....

Convoy rolls over
Not worried, Tommy takes calls!
Hello, how are yew?

[zeebo]

Well you know it, but,
To put it another way,
Noory doth sucketh

[zeebo]

Numbers Lady night.
Why is 5 so important?
Letters in word "sucks".

[Heather Wade]

Numbers Lady night.
Why is 5 so important?
Letters in word "sucks".

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Predictions of doom
Ebola, ISIS, Ukraine
The Quayle lays an egg

[Gd5150]

I've got fever
And the only prescription
Is more Haiku for Noory-San

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

'Noory is dreadful'
'Violets are blue...' don't rhyme;
Neither does Haiku.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Hi! Kon'nichiwa!
Watashi wa Nooly desu.
Damena n desu.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I'm Noory!  Sorry!
For all the Shit I've Broadcast...
You Buy My Story?

[zeebo]

Noory-free weekend
Briefly, merriment abounds
Monday, has a sad

[pate]

Freaky talkie me
sNoorie, look to intartubes
I have TV show

[pate]

He is still talking
I am not listening (to him)
Finger touch prostate

[zeebo]

Guest is bumped again
Jorch panics, how to fill time?
Lionel Fanthorpe

[pate]

Working on new
Haiku, Jorge needs to eat
Moar pizza rolls, feed him!

-or-

Jizz'stache like Jazz Hands
Needs work,  can't pump forever
Nuclear evil

-or-

I go to hell
Doan care about evil peeps
I microwave in my mind

-or-

big long seventeen poem no one gets who cares about your mind it is yours

[washere]

Overhead a seagull crossing autumn's ephemeral sky

Dye white moustache or eyebrows? Georgy San

What use life's short just dye expensive hair implants

Seagull just dropped on my head a big SHIT, u mofo!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

New Bumper Music:
We're On a Road to Nowhere
With George Ralph Noory.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

What Would People Miss
If Santa Didn't Exist?
George Misses the Point.

[wr250]

strong language required to
describe jorch's suckage, because
On the Internet, nobody can hear you being subtle

last line credited to Linus Torvalds , creator of Linux and god of geeks and nerds everywhere.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Black Pen, Ten Dollars;
Mirror, One Hundred Dollars;
Real Mustache, Priceless.

[pate]

Doan know much 'bout
Reality coincidence
Static get static...

[PB the Deplorable]

George hits on a witch
Into a turd she turned him
Nobody noticed

[pate]

Wuz he fuzzy Jorch
sNoory dead puppy pleased
Carradine at peace...

[pate]

Overhead a seagull crossing autumn's ephemeral sky (=15?)

Dye white moustache or eyebrows? Georgy San (=10?)

What use life's short just dye expensive hair implants (=12?)

Seagull just dropped on my head a big SHIT, u mofo! (=11?)

overhead a seagull a seagull crossing autumn's ephemeral sky, a poop...

-or-

Dyed white moustache sanitize George Clueless or eyebrows shaved...

-or-

Seagull just dropped on my head a big SHIT, u mofo *you cad sNoorge!*

[pate]

What use life's short just dye expensive hair implants =(12?)

I give syllables
Use them wisely doncha know
Jorge Gnoory sucks!

[pate]

Conditional son
does not mean evil baby
anchor under boat...

-or-

Nice man finds himself
In falling fruit close to tree
What to do Jorge?

-or-

Mean hater in nets
Recognizes on air fool
Weeds garden instead...

[wr250]

dead babies in storage shed
a tragic tale
morbid george gleefully reports