Haiku for Noory-san

[StabWound]

Forget the grid, Jorch
You should insulate your face
From my fists of rage

[wr250]

psychic struck by lightning
morbid george asks
how did robin williams die?

[zeebo]

EMP Attack
Jorch knows: Only way to get ...
Smaller audience

[wr250]

2 hours,peak oil, abiotic oil
2 hours,squeaky giggles
nooronic insanity rules the night

--or--

cold hearted orb that rules the night
take the snooron from our sight
red is gray,coast ,a blight

[zeebo]

Carnivora? Please.
What's the next big Noory craze?
Dinovite, that's right.

[wr250]

super suck sunday
sans snooron
no submerging artists?

[Gd5150]

Nooredom spreads like cancer.
Fire him?
Nay, hire worse hosts!

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The sound of nothing
Empty, yet there is a noise
"It sure is. Good point."

A most eloquent and elegant seventeen syllable take down--very nice!

[UFQuack]

are you there? next call
trouble with the phone lines
uhp--we lost our guest

[Heather Wade]

Poetic genius
Each of these Noory haiku.
We miss Art so much.

[aldousburbank]

Summer slips away
What does it even matter
Suckage continues

[wr250]

Summer slips away
What does it even matter
Suckage continues

winter is approaching, dress warm
summertime  heat; gone
jorch noorons suckage is never changing

[zeebo]

Next week, LMH
Between turkee sammich bites,
George says: "Wow, Linda"

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

"Two Million List'ning?"
Guest Asks.  "Higher" Says George.  "Three?"
A Week, George.  A Week.

[pate]

Equinox tonight
forever words lost in space
You, sir fade to black...

[wr250]

internet trolls, GNS thread
are losers and haterz
thus quoteth jorch snooron

[zeebo]

internet trolls, GNS thread
are losers and haterz
thus quoteth jorch snooron

Haters and Losers
Trolls populating the Net
Says Jorch, King of Ghouls

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Careless clipper slip
Girlish screams bounce off the tiles
Trademark down the drain

[wr250]

Careless clipper slip
Girlish screams bounce off the tiles
Trademark down the drain

moose-stache shaved, trimmer failure
george feels nekkid
no worries , a shadow stache appears ...

[zeebo]

moose-stache shaved, trimmer failure
george feels nekkid
no worries , a shadow stache appears ...

Jorch exiles his 'stache
After regrets - a quick fix
Break out the Sharpie

[aldousburbank]

George's plan for health
Take turmeric for cancer
Bleach for ebola

[UFQuack]

pour coffee down throat
have ebola cereal
breakfast time for Jorch

[Heather Wade]

Noory you are trash
How the hell you got on air
Baffles everyone

[Gd5150]

a Noory interview
same as yesterdays
its no box of chocolates

[Heather Wade]

Noory without 'stache
Mental image of naked
So gross I vomit

[zeebo]

a Noory interview
same as yesterdays
its no box of chocolates

More like a box of raisins - they're all pretty much the same and all kinda suck.

[pate]

When my brother sees
A moustache like George Noory's
He calls it dick broom

[Elinor]

The babbling Noory
Sucks, and having sucked, babbles
On. And on. And on.

(with apologies to Omar Khayyam)

[pate]

My moustache, my flair,
Totally could not queen me
got you more faking?

[wr250]

the george noory suck thread,falls
off the stickies
the suckage is to great