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Started by Lilith, October 11, 2018, 08:10:37 AM

AZZERAE

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 08, 2018, 07:01:26 AM
Just so you know, if you've got tits and a vagina then Lee will like you.

Vaginas are great.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: WildCard on December 08, 2018, 06:08:23 AM
Hi, Lee.

I just want to know whether you dislike me, from your own point of view, or interaction with me.  Or, whether someone put a bug in your ear to dislike me - if that's the case.  Just following up on some hints.

Just curious.  If I'm mistaken, I apologize.


I think you're fabulous!

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Rix Gins on December 08, 2018, 07:01:26 AM
Just so you know, if you've got tits and a vagina then Lee will like you.

That's true! I'm sooooo into women (not men)!

ZaZa

Quote from: Azzerae on December 08, 2018, 08:04:30 AM
Vaginas are great.
BE CAREFUL...
A snake's mouth looks like a vagina
So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.

AZZERAE

Quote from: ZaZa on December 08, 2018, 09:38:35 AM
BE CAREFUL...
A snake's mouth looks like a vagina
So this is what they meant by a serpent deceiving Adam.




OUCH!!!

ZaZa

Quote from: Azzerae on December 08, 2018, 10:52:48 AM
OUCH!!!

Don't get me wrong...
you can put it in, but you have to pull it out very quickly. We are talking nano-seconds here... lol 

AZZERAE

Quote from: ZaZa on December 08, 2018, 10:57:23 AM
You can put it in, but you have to pull it out very quickly. We are talking nano-seconds here.

I bet Dr. Ladyboy's lopsided vagina bites like a bitch!

ZaZa

Quote from: Azzerae on December 08, 2018, 11:18:59 AM
I bet Dr. Ladyboy's lopsided vagina bites like a bitch!

Not only that,but 21stCM was complaining to his /Christian/ wifu that Dr.Ritchie's new vagi smells {stinks} like a blue cheese.
21stCM is refusing to penetrate.
Dr.GoatPussy-LadyBoy is all suicidal over this.



AZZERAE

Quote from: ZaZa on December 08, 2018, 11:51:55 AM
Dr.Ritchie's new vagi smells like blue cheese.

On a trip over to knock-off Gab I discovered that Dr. Ladyboy and 21st Oyster "Man" pinched the legless WR666's skateboard (which he uses to get around). It was smothered in semen, and the two perverts shot a woman in both breasts and proceeded to lock themselves in her wardrobe to lick the cum covered skateboard while penetrating each other with coat hangers. Ultimately the purpose was to abort bloody clumps of feces from one another's assholes. The disgusting scene was captured on security camera.

ZaZa

Quote from: Azzerae on December 08, 2018, 11:57:56 AM
On a trip over to knock-off Gab I discovered that Dr. Ladyboy and 21st Oyster "Man" pinched the legless WR666's skateboard (which he uses to get around). It was smothered in semen, and the two perverts shot a woman in both breasts and proceeded to lock themselves in her wardrobe to lick the cum covered skateboard while penetrating each other with coat hangers. Ultimately the purpose was to abort bloody clumps of feces from one another's assholes. The disgusting scene was captured on security camera.
*GROSS*

poor security camera

Gd5150

When’s the Bellgab Christmas play?


ZaZa

Lee,
I was trying to use this option you are talking about in this post of yours, but it didn't work.
Any hints, please.

Quote from: Liberace! on February 21, 2015, 03:51:19 AM
falkie... if you're going to post images, use the [img] tag or don't post images at all.  there's no need for you to attach two random and useless images at the end of every post you submit.  you used to attach far more than two images at the end of each post until i lowered the limit, so i'm guessing if you could do 30, you would.  i've asked you multiple times now NOT TO DO THIS.  these images take up space on the server and then get included in weekly backups of the forum which is already a huge amount of data every week.  i'm now going to go delete every attachment you've ever submitted ever ever.

also, you are SILL FUCKING REPLYING TO THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN CUNT ASS FUCKING SHIT STAIN PM NOTIFICATION EMAILS YOU DUMMY!  I AM SO TIRED OF FINDING THESE IN MY EMAIL INBOX.  YOUR THICK SKULL IS BEGINNING TO SEVERELY AGITATE ME AND FROM NOW ON I WILL PUBLICLY POST EACH OF THESE SO PEOPLE WILL SEE BOTH THE MESSAGE THAT WAS SENT TO YOU AND YOUR REPLY TO THAT PERSON.  THIS MAKES THE FOURTH OR FIFTH TIME I'VE ASKED YOU TO STOP.  i don't know what else to do.  you're just so fucking thick skulled and oblivious to anything that might deviate from muscle memory.


LMAO...BTW, THE WAY YOU LOST YOUR SHIT ON Falkie is priceless.

ItsOver

Quote from: Liberace! on December 08, 2018, 08:36:11 AM
That's true! I'm sooooo into women (not men)!
Can there be any doubt?


Quote from: Liberace! on December 08, 2018, 08:36:11 AM
That's true! I'm sooooo into women (not men)!

Well if you reconsider that stance, you should visit your competitors site. He's running some interesting Ads these days. 

ZaZa

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2018, 05:28:22 PM
Well if you reconsider that stance, you should visit your competitors site. He's running some interesting Ads these days.

DISGUSTING !!!

ZaZa

Quote from: ZaZa on December 09, 2018, 04:03:37 PM
Lee,
I was trying to use this option you are talking about in this post of yours, but it didn't work.
Any hints, please.


LMAO...BTW, THE WAY YOU LOST YOUR SHIT ON Falkie is priceless.

MAYBE I JUST GO BY THIS ANNOUNCEMENT
and don't worry about using Bellgab's storage space.

Re: Some Changes to BellGab
« Reply #301 on: December 24, 2017, 03:25:45 PM »

Quote from: Liberace! on December 24, 2017, 03:25:45 PM
BellGab's new server provides unlimited storage space, so image attachments have been re-enabled.  If there are any file types you'd like to attach which are not currently allowed, let me know.

ZaZa

Because just few months before was this ANNOUNCEMENT made:

Quote from: Liberace! on July 08, 2017, 03:30:54 AM
Just a heads up to let you know the forum will no longer support attaching images to posts.  This is in an effort to conserve hard drive space on the server.

You can continue including images in your posts, and it's easy to do.  If the desired image exists on the internet, simply insert the image's URL into your post like this:
[img]http://bullcrap.com/rubbish.jpg[/img]

If the desired image is located only on your computer/device (meaning no image URL is available), you can upload the image to a free image sharing service like Imgur, TinyPic, or countless others.  After the desired image is uploaded to the sharing service, its URL can be pasted into your post as shown above.

Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Gd5150 on December 08, 2018, 09:22:45 PM
When’s the Bellgab Christmas play?



Can anyone name the retired characters? I'll start with the original Patty, Sherman, and Violet.

ZaZa

Quote from: ZaZa on December 09, 2018, 04:03:37 PM
Lee,
I was trying to use this option you are talking about in this post of yours, but it didn't work.
Any hints, please.


LMAO...BTW, THE WAY YOU LOST YOUR SHIT ON Falkie is priceless.

Lee,
I was asking that question because I was concerned about using your storage space.
But I think I should not worry about it now.

Quote from: Liberace! on December 24, 2017, 03:25:45 PM
BellGab's new server provides unlimited storage space, so image attachments have been re-enabled.  If there are any file types you'd like to attach which are not currently allowed, let me know.

Quote from: ZaZa on December 09, 2018, 06:04:10 PM
Lee,
I was asking that question because I was concerned about using your storage space.
But I think I should not worry about it now.

It's just a little disk space..................................

ZaZa

Quote from: Liberace! on December 24, 2017, 03:25:45 PM
BellGab's new server provides unlimited storage space, so image attachments have been re-enabled.  If there are any file types you'd like to attach which are not currently allowed, let me know.

Lee,
maybe if you allow 21stCM to attach his vast collection of horse porn files maybe then he will start posting here again.

Metron2267

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 09, 2018, 06:03:48 PM
Can anyone name the retired characters? I'll start with the original Patty, Sherman, and Violet.

Frieda - and her naturally curly hair.

ZaZa

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2018, 06:28:21 PM
It's just a little disk space..................................

Absolutely disgusting what's going on on EllGab that gay brothel.
EllGab nest of LGBT filth.
EllGab /aka/ Gay Brothel

WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on December 09, 2018, 05:28:22 PM
Well if you reconsider that stance, you should visit your competitors site. He's running some interesting Ads these days.
There must be something (someone?) on that site with some very interesting internet history to get google to place those particular ads.  (I'm looking at you, PBS.)  ;)

ZaZa

Quote from: WOTR on December 10, 2018, 12:09:31 AM
There must be something (someone?) on that site with some very interesting internet history to get google to place those particular ads.  (I'm looking at you, PBS.)  ;)

PBS is a stinking dyke.
I think the gay ads are directed at Bart Ell and his producer, two raging faggots.

Metron2267

Quote from: ZaZa on December 10, 2018, 12:13:10 AM
PBS is a stinking dyke.

Oh no, that must be far worse than being an alky soak like YOU! >:(


Nucky Nolan

Quote from: Metron2267 on December 09, 2018, 06:34:16 PM
Frieda - and her naturally curly hair.

I likely mistook Frieda for Patty before she came out of the closet. I always blamed Marcy for that.

whoozit

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 09, 2018, 06:03:48 PM
Can anyone name the retired characters? I'll start with the original Patty, Sherman, and Violet.
Lee was always especially fond of Schroeder.  Definitely because of music and piano and stuff.  Definitely not balls and penises and other gross stuff.

Metron2267

Quote from: Nucky Nolan on December 11, 2018, 06:27:14 PM
I likely mistook Frieda for Patty before she came out of the closet. I always blamed Marcy for that.

I always hoped in some comics alternate universe that Violet one day grew into:



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