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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Gd5150

Quote from: ItsOver on February 21, 2018, 01:33:23 PM
Jorch is using Roman numerals for his "Shecret" Door show, just like the Super Bowl.  It must be "shpecial."  ;D

Feb 22 - Thursday - Secret Door XVIII

Haha! The 37th bi annual shecret door program which over the years a
Has included 9 different guests. And every year the pool gets smaller due to people leaving to do their own shows and Noory-tiffs.

Gyoza Girl

Quote from: Zetaspeak on February 21, 2018, 12:10:10 PM
I think they were talking about Lisa Murkowski (Sen-R Alaska) and I will admit I was half asleep during it but during the 3AM est hour the guest seemed to allude to Murk killing her husband? Which of course it's one heck of an allegation considering they were married in '87 and he's still alive.

A few minutes after Noory had his coincidental "Phone problems" where he proclaims that they lost the guest and might have to go to open lines for the rest of the night. I assume somebody told him his crackpot guest just accused somebody of a murder of a person that's still living.

It doesn't do much for David Adair's credibility when he can't get a basic fact right. Also, he mentioned how people are clamoring for an investigation into the "mysterious death" of Lisa Murkowski's husband. Obviously, these are people who don't know what they're talking about. Makes you wonder what kind of people David Adair listens to.

albrecht

Quote from: ItsOver on February 21, 2018, 01:33:23 PM
Jorch is using Roman numerals for his "Shecret" Door show, just like the Super Bowl.  It must be "shpecial."  ;D

Feb 22 - Thursday - Secret Door XVIII
He should use Roman Numerals for the months also, at least for "FEB".  So Thursday II 22 Secret Door XVIII and I hope RCH or JBW comes aknockin' on that secret door!

zeebo

The "psychic lawyer" is on for tonite's second half.  Hoping tomorrow we get a clairvoyant accountant.

GravitySucks

Quote from: zeebo on February 21, 2018, 09:30:54 PM
The "psychic lawyer" is on for tonite's second half.  Hoping tomorrow we get a clairvoyant accountant.

Torsion field Economist

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 21, 2018, 09:30:54 PM
The "psychic lawyer" is on for tonite's second half.  Hoping tomorrow we get a clairvoyant accountant.
I'd be satisfied with a competent radio show host.

ItsOver

Speaking of competent, I listen to a fairly small market AM station.  It has a local early morning show with two very competent hosts that have been there for years.  I'm sure they make a fraction of what Jorch hauls in but either one of them would be infinitely better at hosting C2C than bozo Noory.  I'll never understand why PremRat cannot find a quality C2C host when at least some local Clear Channel stations have no problem finding hosts who can speak properly and be reasonably entertaining.

Dateline

Quote from: ItsOver on February 21, 2018, 10:07:19 PM
I'd be satisfied with a competent radio show host.

Unfortunately, in this world we can't always have what we want in life.  We must settle for seconds, or thirds, or fourths or fifths or . ..billionth . . .

ItsOver

Quote from: Dateline on February 21, 2018, 10:18:37 PM
Unfortunately, in this world we can't always have what we want in life.  We must settle for seconds, or thirds, or fourths or fifths or . ..billionth . . .
I just don't get it. ;)



ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on February 21, 2018, 05:25:57 PM
He should use Roman Numerals for the months also, at least for "FEB".  So Thursday II 22 Secret Door XVIII and I hope RCH or JBW comes aknockin' on that secret door!
The only door Jorch would have for RCH or JBW would be a trap door.

Quote from: zeebo on February 21, 2018, 09:30:54 PM
The "psychic lawyer" is on for tonite's second half.  Hoping tomorrow we get a clairvoyant accountant.

Mark Anthony.  What a schlupp.  I heard that guy on Dave Schraeder's Darkness Radio 5 years ago and knew he was a con.  Who does he think he is?  A successor to Caesar?  In his dreams.  Pay not attention to this rube behind the curtain. He is a fraud.

NoMoreNoory

After all the guff from Pat Boone about Billy Graham - he was greeted personally by God at the pearlies and is sitting beside Jesus tonight, apparently - Joorch said another dear friend has 'passed over'. I didn't catch his name: a hypnotist possibly? Another early turkey sammidge 'tribute' on Friday?

Tonight's guest wants to bring back diphtheria, smallpox and polio. You're hitting another one out of the park George.

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 22, 2018, 12:42:48 AM
After all the guff from Pat Boone about Billy Graham - he was greeted personally by God at the pearlies and is sitting beside Jesus tonight, apparently - Joorch said another dear friend has 'passed over'. I didn't catch his name: a hypnotist possibly? Another early turkey sammidge 'tribute' on Friday?

More than likely, Pat was right.  Not the coolest cat but he has the proper priorities.

GravitySucks

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 22, 2018, 12:42:48 AM
After all the guff from Pat Boone about Billy Graham - he was greeted personally by God at the pearlies and is sitting beside Jesus tonight, apparently - Joorch said another dear friend has 'passed over'. I didn't catch his name: a hypnotist possibly? Another early turkey sammidge 'tribute' on Friday?

George will have a hard time guessing this guy if he calls in for the Secret Door.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/guest/lang-craig/6926

Gd5150

Quote from: Sarcastic Plastic on February 22, 2018, 12:53:41 AM
Tonight's guest wants to bring back diphtheria, smallpox and polio. You're hitting another one out of the park George.

Wonder what the 4 billion paid out in damages caused by vaccines was for?

Jojo

Quote from: Gd5150 on February 22, 2018, 02:01:39 AM
Wonder what the 4 billion paid out in damages caused by vaccines was for?
One caller said many docs told her any vaccine can potentially cause paralysis.

Jojo

Quote from: Gyoza Girl on February 21, 2018, 04:09:22 PM
It doesn't do much for David Adair's credibility when he can't get a basic fact right. Also, he mentioned how people are clamoring for an investigation into the "mysterious death" of Lisa Murkowski's husband. Obviously, these are people who don't know what they're talking about. Makes you wonder what kind of people David Adair listens to.
Thanks.

Jojo

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 21, 2018, 12:13:05 PM
What does that have to do with the men's bathroom?
Traditionally the men's room is devoid of mixed company, making it a suitable place for salacious gossip.

Jojo

Quote from: Zetaspeak on February 21, 2018, 12:10:10 PM
I think they were talking about Lisa Murkowski (Sen-R Alaska) and I will admit I was half asleep during it but during the 3AM est hour the guest seemed to allude to Murk killing her husband? Which of course it's one heck of an allegation considering they were married in '87 and he's still alive.

A few minutes after Noory had his coincidental "Phone problems" where he proclaims that they lost the guest and might have to go to open lines for the rest of the night. I assume somebody told him his crackpot guest just accused somebody of a murder of a person that's still living.

I was really out of it in the 4am hour, but the guest returned and if you said it true that Noory tried to cover for it by saying her father passed away? Looking up online, it seems like her father Frank Murkowski is still alive at this years Congressional gold medal ceremony honoring Bob Dole.

He also said Murkowski is an "never Trumper" and said to vote down anything that's put up, even though she voted for the Tax Cuts in December. David Adair was pretty much all over the place and wrong on basic things. Must have been strange for Noory as he was hyping him because Noory give him some award over the weekend but the guest really sounded like a nut last night
Thanks.  My tablet couldn't get the play back.  But anyhow.  Let's call her Murky, since that's how Alaska will look after Big Fuela rips apart the land.

ItsOver

Quote from: Sarcastic Plastic on February 22, 2018, 12:53:41 AM
Tonight's guest wants to bring back diphtheria, smallpox and polio. You're hitting another one out of the park George.
Don't worry.  A dozen eggs or so will take care of it.


albrecht

Was I find interesting is that several of the guests over the years on C2C have had "legit" professions (dentists, lawyers, psychiatrists, etc) but also practice their "expertise" in woo-woo. Some imply they still practice. I looked up one of them a few years back and she seemed to still in good standing in the Bar. Do opposing attorneys or their clients know that they claim to be psychics, witches, "experts" on "Exopolitics," etc? I would hope/think that if they claimed such to clients that would be some kind of fraud or at least malpractice? Or are their clients "believers" and seek them out? "Dang, I got caught for DUI who was that lawyer on C2C AM who also was communicating on international space treaties with Grays? Oh yes, I'll call him...sure if he got the Nordics out of the dispute with the Demons he could get me out of this fix..."

Jackstar

Quote from: albrecht on February 22, 2018, 10:45:57 AM
"Exopolitics"

Where are you at with dolphin intelligence? Asking for an out-of-town friend.

albrecht

Quote from: Jackstar on February 22, 2018, 10:58:55 AM
Where are you at with dolphin intelligence? Asking for an out-of-town friend.
I will differ to Norry for commentary: "if they only had hands, they would be smarter than us!" (or something to that effect.)

ItsOver

Quote from: albrecht on February 22, 2018, 11:10:54 AM
I will differ to Norry for commentary: "if they only had hands, they would be smarter than us!" (or something to that effect.)


"Whut if cats had thumbs?"

http://youtu.be/on9vqL4W6Hc

Quote from: Jojo on February 22, 2018, 03:32:13 AM
Traditionally the men's room is devoid of mixed company, making it a suitable place for salacious gossip.

I did not know that.  I'm going to have to start paying more attention.

Or, my original premise is this is what goes on in the ladies room and you may be projecting.  Was that wrong?

Quote from: albrecht on February 22, 2018, 10:45:57 AM
Was I find interesting is that several of the guests over the years on C2C have had "legit" professions (dentists, lawyers, psychiatrists, etc) but also practice their "expertise" in woo-woo. Some imply they still practice. I looked up one of them a few years back and she seemed to still in good standing in the Bar. Do opposing attorneys or their clients know that they claim to be psychics, witches, "experts" on "Exopolitics," etc? I would hope/think that if they claimed such to clients that would be some kind of fraud or at least malpractice? Or are their clients "believers" and seek them out? "Dang, I got caught for DUI who was that lawyer on C2C AM who also was communicating on international space treaties with Grays? Oh yes, I'll call him...sure if he got the Nordics out of the dispute with the Demons he could get me out of this fix..."

A very low percentage of lawyers ever argue a case in court.  Most are either working in the bowels of large and small law firms doing research, having meetings, putting together files, supporting those who are going to court, etc; working for various organizations in-house (corp, non-profit, govt, etc); or working in some other field - while keeping up with their bar credentials.

GravitySucks

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 22, 2018, 12:12:28 PM
A very low percentage of lawyers ever argue a case in court.  Most are either working in the bowels of large and small law firms doing research, having meetings, putting together files, supporting those who are going to court, etc; working for various organizations in-house (corp, non-profit, govt, etc); or working in some other field - while keeping up with their bar credentials.

Or, apparently, watching dog porn

ItsOver

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 22, 2018, 12:12:28 PM
A very low percentage of lawyers ever argue a case in court.  Most are either working in the bowels of large and small law firms doing research, having meetings, putting together files, supporting those who are going to court, etc; working for various organizations in-house (corp, non-profit, govt, etc); or working in some other field - while keeping up with their bar credentials.
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