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#752
I'm no radio guy, but if I'm hosting a struggling show, the LAST thing I do is get pissy and announce there's zero callers. You might as well say "This show is shit and I've run out of things to say"  Instead lie and say "I see there's 2 open lines if you have a question for my guest" or something. The lack of self-awareness and common sense is astounding.

I felt most sorry for the guest. If you listen carefully you can actually hear him die a little bit at the end of that clip
#753
Quote from: Epaphroditus on December 01, 2016, 06:25:49 AM
You like the rest of us have no idea how many listeners or subs the show has , any host of live talk knows that 99% of all listeners never call . She is clearly purposely blocking crazy political callers .
Fact 1: The show has 2 affiliates KNYE and KCAA
Fact 2: The live stream peaks at around 1000-2000 listeners
http://live.darkmatterradio.net:8303/
Fact 3: she frequently has to beg listeners to call in(complete with passive aggressive contempt for the audience) This clip was about a half hour before Damon's call

I think she would be a better fit at a Classic rock station doing "Two'fer Tuesdays" "get the Led out" and playing Freebird for the millionth time. As a paranormal radio host she's in way over her head. The guest last night was all over the road with no attempt by the host to focus on the topic.(unless I'm missing something and BLM has something to do with free energy)
#754
You got the rough edge of Redacted's tongue. That usually runs about $4.99/minute
#755
Hi George Hi Hi Hi George

Bill would make an excellent addition to Bellgab. He's the only guy who could make Falkie seem normal
#756
the worst Bill the AAA call was the call to Clyde Lewis where he described his porn preferences
#757
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
November 24, 2016, 02:48:11 PM
I've never understood his witch fetish
#758
the Fran-chess-kin monk is her Spring-heeled Jack
#759
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Jimmy Church
November 20, 2016, 02:37:07 PM
Quote from: Uncle Duke on November 20, 2016, 08:47:07 AM
I got a chuckle out of the gal who began her open lines call on Friday night with something like, "Let me start by offering my condolences to Art Bell".  Jimmy seemed taken aback, but by the time he asked what she was talking about, she'd plowed on into some conspiracy thing and he didn't follow up.  Not sure what to make of her comment, but some of the possible intents are intriguing.
And people wonder why hosts sometimes get pissy with callers
#760
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Jimmy Church
November 19, 2016, 09:50:02 AM
to be fair, 90% of callers to these shows are off-topic, can't get to the point stammering dolts.
#761
Radio and Podcasts / Re: The Broad Cast
November 18, 2016, 05:30:39 PM
F/Marry/Kill
Hoagland/Bell/Noory?
MV/Falkie/Sredni?
#762
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
November 17, 2016, 09:58:27 AM
Falkie needs to be more of a go-getter like this guy. 78 and hitting on 29yr old models

"Okay, I'll get out of your face," said Scott, who allegedly exposed "his anus, buttocks, and part of his genitals" to the victim.


#763
You know it's bad when the show's host reveals that she had an extratere-sh-trial implant and nobody notices

It's approaching Falkie levels of pathos
#764
what is the business rationale for KCAA broadcasting Hoagie repeats? A gesture of goodwill? Nothing else to broadcast?
#765
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
November 12, 2016, 02:37:15 PM
Hillary only has herself to blame for not taking the sage advice of Art Bell callers
#766
Quote from: (Redacted) on July 27, 2013, 12:55:12 AM
This guy reminds me of that person at a party who tries too hard to make you like them.  Do they only take callers who kiss ass, these days?  All the callers so far have brown noses.

I can't wait till Art comes back and shows this Wellsade guy how it's done.
#767
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
November 10, 2016, 10:18:11 AM
you know Clyde's triggered when he pulls out the douche-canoe/clown shoes insult
#768
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
November 09, 2016, 12:33:10 PM
Falkie please do your next 1minute c2c TGFP(TM) segment on all the woo-woo experts(like Numbers lady, the Project Merlin geeks and especially your nemesis John "Vague" Hogue) that guaranteed a Hilary win. You should "read them the riot act" and not allow them to weasel out of their predictions like Ed Dames
#769
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
November 08, 2016, 09:39:08 AM
yes it's Godzilla. "The Loud Speaker Spoke up and said Ground Zero" is from Negativland's Christianity Is Stupid.

Negativland was a big influence on Clyde and they're the inspiration for the audio collages everybody seems to hate. I actually like them and prefer them to Abba or that get right back song for the millionth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6gPSSYxex0
NSFW
#770
Radio and Podcasts / Re: End of Days Radio
November 06, 2016, 02:05:13 PM
I have a bad feeling somebody's gonna end up getting superkicked through a barber shop window
#771
Radio and Podcasts / Re: End Of Days With @michaeldecon
November 05, 2016, 09:39:47 AM
who gets custody of Falkie?
#772
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
November 04, 2016, 12:17:06 PM
for fans of cringe radio

the best part is the caller's "stop that crap" during her on-air tantrum/pity party, while the guest Christopher O'Brien(co-host of the Paracast and a real paranormal radio professional) loffs in the background
#773
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
November 03, 2016, 04:27:01 PM
fresh cauliflower=needs cutting up
frozen cauliflower=already cut up
#774
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
November 02, 2016, 11:54:54 AM
why no more 'Trump talk' videos? I guess the election has been a bit quiet.
#775
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
November 01, 2016, 04:59:49 PM
Falkie if you're gonna scope out some dude's girlfriend with you're Ipad you got to be a bit more subtle. That kinda shit will get you a beating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XmLtDfTKNs
#776
the good news: new station WLINY
the bad news: real radio stations don't have 5 letter callsigns and the special new affiliate listener line had 0 calls
#777
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Ground Zero with Clyde Lewis
October 29, 2016, 11:24:34 AM
As a kid, I would shudder every time I'd see this thing in the Sears catalog
#778
Radio and Podcasts / Re: Art Bell
October 27, 2016, 04:52:49 PM
for the last few shows she's used the Noory/2 sets of guests format with no 1st h political talk/open lines. A marked improvement but still way too much giggling
#779
Random Topics / Re: The General Musings of Falkie2013
October 27, 2016, 11:09:38 AM
can anyone in the COT(+J) shed some light on the recent chipped tooth crisis?
#780
Back on air tonight*!

*must be within 50' of the 19.5 compound
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