Get Home Bags, Bug Out Bags, SHTF preps et al...

[Caruthers612]

       This could be seen as related to the Guns thread, or not. Now that spontaneous rioting and violence are the new normal in 'Murica, I have taken to keeping some Get Home Bag type stuff in my car at all times. My interest is just that, getting home, and then, if need be, bugging in. Could be a natural disaster, too, as I lived through one o' them as well. Whether you're into getting home, preparedness, bugging in or bugging out, I would be interested in hearing your list of items and your reasoning. I am always looking to improve my get home assortment. Also, please post naked pictures of your Mom.

[the_Stranger]

All you need is 3  thirteen-gallon bags of turmeric.
Crisis averted.
You're welcome.

[Luka Megurine]

This is all you need

[the_Stranger]

http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/buckets-660x330.jpg
https://store.jimbakkershow.com/product-category/food/entrees/buckets/

[Caruthers612]

http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/buckets-660x330.jpg
https://store.jimbakkershow.com/product-category/food/entrees/buckets/

      Would that be the Jim Bakker, of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker fame? Could he still be alive? If so, I think I know what he's selling buckets full of.

[Caruthers612]

This is all you need

         This girl can share my bunker with me. Not her boyfriend, and not Alex Jones.


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[the_Stranger]

      Would that be the Jim Bakker, of Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker fame? Could he still be alive? If so, I think I know what he's selling buckets full of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOH37W0jPpA

[Caruthers612]

         Holy Christ, it is. And how could I forget the great Jessica Hahn. Nassau County skank turned sex goddess. Howard Stern made her a star.

Jessica Hahn by Archibald Heatherington Nasty-Face, on Flickr