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Quote from: albrecht on January 08, 2021, 10:31:54 AM
This guy is good. He has likely listened to some late night radio and shortwave folks and read some books, before he got on the interwebs and all the Q stuff!

What is his handle on Bellgab?

Jojo

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 08, 2021, 10:30:55 AM
Or perhaps he is basking in the Maui sun. With Whitman, Price and Haddad?

K_Dubb would look good, basking in the arms of Horns.  Horns may have to go the Dave Norway toupe route, though, and semi-permanently mount the horn set on his head.  I believe Dubb wasn’t completely thrilled with Horns shorn locks look.

Quote from: Liberace! on April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM
The following is a list of documented George Noory quotes. Known as "Nooryisms"... these non sequitur quips and half-witted, meandering ramblings serve only to exacerbate my feelings of disappointment over what has happened since Noory took over Coast to Coast AM. If you happen to know of others and you can document when they occurred, please post them in a reply to this topic.


"Could it be a portal?"

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"I don't think there's any doubt."

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"Let me tell you even I have learned some things here I didn't know about."
From Jul 19 2007. Following a round table discussion on trans-humanism.

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"How 'bout a dramatic topic... trans-humanism... you know, when you just think of the word trans-humanism, you dudint think that it's that exciting but it really is!"
From July 19 2007. He really did say dudn't.

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"If we all had our own solar system, we wouldn't have to worry about that."
From July 19, 2007. During a discussion on solar energy.

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"Did you hear today they just found Saturn's 60th moon? I will give you one million dollars of the network's money, James, if you, in the next two minutes, can name all sixty."
From July 19, 2007.

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George Noory: "Dr. Leir's website is www.alienscalpel.com. Ooh, that's scary sounding. Alien scalpel."

Dr. Roger Leir: "Well, you know me George, I don't try to scare people."

George Noory: "Yeah, with those fang teeth of yours?"
July 6, 2007.

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"If you raised a baby and beat it and kicked it and yelled at it, it would turn out to be a mean baby?"
July 19, 2007.

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"Jim, humanity has always been looking for ways to improve on our suffering and improve on disease, aging and involuntary death..."
July 19, 2007.

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"You know, Ray, everytime I think of things in the future, I think of the Jetsons."
July 19, 2007.

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"Well before too long we'll all be cyborgs won't we?"
July 19, 2007.

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"I would guess your mind is part of who you are."
July 19, 2007.

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"If you had a chance to go back to Skull and Bones right now, as a little fly on the ointment, so to speak, what would you be looking for?"

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"Gosh!"

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I've been fascinated by this my entire life.

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Al-ja-reeza.

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"Things are never as they seem.

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I should write a book. I've always wanted to write a book. I should write a book about kids who see dead people.

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"Wouldn't it be amazing if one day they discover a buried UFO and flipped a switch and on it goes?" (Another non-sequitur.)

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I don't believe in coincidences.

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There are no coincidences.

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Coincidences don't exist.

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Have I ever mentioned that I don't believe in coincidences?

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OK, Canadian. Don't knock our administration.

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I really do believe 2012 is coming. What do you think about that?

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"Well, the group mind experiments I've done on the show have been rather tentative because I don't know what the heck I'm doing.

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George: "It would be great if Saddam just left Iraq, don't you think?"

Hal: "Yes, but he's not going to do that. Like last time, he's going to put his citizens in harm's way, use them as human shields, and wreak destruction on the oil fields."

George: "That's kind of selfish, isn't it?"

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"Yeah, March 3rd is a full moon. When our boys go in that'd be the best time, because they'll really need the light to see." (On the Iraq invasion.)

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"I truly believe there are other solar systems out there. I really do."

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That'll make you want to think.

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"Just let it go. Don't worry about it. If you screw up, no one will ever know." (George talking to his board operator during a break when his mic was accidentally left open.)

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A story is worth a thousand words.

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Richard C. Hoagland: So he used the Star Wars theme the night before the God damn war started! Can I say that on here?

George Noory: No.

Richard C. Hoagland: Oh. OK.

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"That's got to be the worst luck I've ever heard of... in a very long time."

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I was jumping over chairs and knocking them over with my back feet."

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"Yeah. Pretty scary. But has anyone considered the people that live underground? (Referring to the Sounds From Hell clip.)

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"Lex has done it again. I don't know how Lex does it." (Referring to listener-submitted photos on the website.)

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"Oh, yeah."
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sure.
That's right.
Uh huh.
Gee.
Ha ha. That?s true.
Yeah.
I was just going to say...
Sure, yeah.
Gosh, he comes up with some great stuff.
(Noory's interactions with Michio Kaku in April of 2003.)

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"He's dedicated to finding the 'Theory of Almost Everything.'"
(Referring to Michio Kaku.)

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"Did he have.....Lamb Legs?"
(Referring to a half-man, half-animal thing a caller said was chasing her.)

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"You know, you sound exactly like Don Johnson."
(Immediately following a lengthy monologue by guest Zeph Daniel.)

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Are they called sand scripts because they were written on tablets of sand?
(To Michael Cremo, referring to the Sanskrit language.)

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Chucacabra.

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"Do you think asteroids have a brain and know which side of the planet to crash into?"

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"You'll know how advanced they are by the amount of graffiti in the tunnels.
(Referring to Mars.)

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Wagering war...

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"I've got to ask you something, and this is going to be a very profound question. I want you to think for a moment, if you haven't already, and... oh, I guess you probably already have...

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Can you add hydrogen to, say, gasoline... or does that defeat the purpose?"

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"I want to go back to the dark ages and find out what the reason was. I think it was an asteroid or a meteor."

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"Elderly Thomas Edison was elderly."
March 28, 2007.

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"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because... remember Chewbacca?"

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"We're not talking about dead people. We're talking about the aliens... of their ghosts!"

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"Well, with prophecy you got to see what happens."

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"You do something annual every year, don't you?"

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"What I do is create an aura of mystery."

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"Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader."

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"Who or what was the Great Pyramid?"

Another addition to the Dave Norway Hall of WTF.

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.'

At least according to this, Horns appears to be running free but may be appearing on Post Office bulletin boards soon.  Dubb may be limited to sending him love letters to the lock-up.

https://www.azcentral.com/story/news/politics/arizona/2021/01/07/who-arrested-capitol-riot-washington-dc-arizonans/6581890002/

Quote from: whoozit on January 08, 2021, 08:20:12 AM
I wish the dead would stay dead.

“Exactly.  Let’s go to the next caller ...”

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 08, 2021, 09:04:09 AM
Barbarian speaks. Only 52 views. Stuck in meeting so I haven't watched.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBResXyFzyQ

I saw somewhere that Viking Buffalo dude is commonly known as “Horns.”  Have they locked Horns up yet, as part of the big Capitol break in roundup, or have they allowed him to run free to stir up things at the next target?

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on January 08, 2021, 03:17:45 AM
God bless this idiot,

So ........ after the guest gives some ridiculous unfalsifiable answer about ET's Noory quite seriously says and I imagine he was stroking his chin as he said it.

"I've often wondered if the different races and ethnic people we have are descendants of different extra-terrestrial species.' ...

Ha!

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 07, 2021, 10:18:28 PM
Take the Poo Pill


https://twitter.com/NewshubNZ/status/1341274154272616448

Next will come just dipping into public toilets and snatching a nibble.  Yum!

Quote from: Innerreach on January 07, 2021, 09:07:36 PM
https://twitter.com/AndiUlm1/status/1347375458728472576?

They are probably just getting some "pizza" escorted in. :

Or an emergency Häagen-Dazs delivery for Nancy.

Quite frankly, he was facing mission impossible.  Unless the federal government is completely restructured, minimized, and decentralized, it will remain a creature who’s primary interest is it’s own preservation and aggrandizement.  This wasn’t and isn’t going to happen.  Now that the Dems and their puppet masters have control, this will only accelerate.   D.C. and Puerto Rico as states will lock down the Senate, Schumer will expand the SCOTUS to shift it’s balance, and they’ll do everything thing they can to retain the House, and they know they have to act fast, within the next two years.  Open borders, more election “changes,” more “refugees,” etc. 

Sadly, I sense things will get much worse before anything is turned around, if ever.  I wish it was different but it is what it is.

Quote from: whoozit on January 07, 2021, 06:00:34 PM
I like to imagine Joe’s wife getting him ready for bed now, a nice cup of cocoa and a quick story.   I’m sure he’s asleep by 7:15.

With the way this election was conducted, the dems could have installed a door knob as the prez.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 05:55:38 PM
Well ok but when company's over you turn into a shrubbery.

I can live with that.  I’ve just about had it with these guys.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 05:36:44 PM
You guys better look good in short shorts, I ain't having no fugly pool boys no sir.

How about if I bring Solskinnskringle and FedEx in a nice selection from Young’s Dairy?  Dry ice is our friend.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2021, 05:28:30 PM
You should probably get used to that. Soon there will only be one coffee and it will come in a non-descript, brown paper bag that you’ll have to wait in line for. Enjoy your socialist uptopia!

The people who were hoarding toilet paper last year may not have been so foolish after all.

Quote from: albrecht on January 07, 2021, 05:26:10 PM
You don't think there was any foreign intervention, or financial interests, in our Revolution? Or even possibly some agent provocateur action? You know how much people drank back then and where they often met when discussing their grievances, giving out pamphlets, common business dealings, and organizing militias? And prior what we call our "French and Indian Wars?" Or that 1812 was also not just about us vs England? Like wise our "Civil" War. There is a lot more "there there" than the stuff taught in some "People's History of the United States" leftist crap or schoolboy texts on either side of the Atlantic. We're talking globalism  and bankers, and secret societies, even back then! 

Diatribes, speeches, and tracts against Kings, Masons, Joose, leaders, Catholics, devils, Federal govt, and bankers etc (pick your enemy) now look pale in comparison to stuff back in the day- even just many decades ago during "civil" right times in some mainstream papers.

It must have been a bitch keeping up with all that shit in the old days on the internet.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 07, 2021, 05:24:33 PM
It looks nice in there Doc. Maybe the Dubb man will let us in to wash the windows or something?

I can bring doughnuts.

Hey, Dubb.  When the S really HTF, are you going to let us seek sanctuary in your walled palatial estate?  Will there be a secret pass code?

Quote from: albrecht on January 07, 2021, 05:04:04 PM
And the first thing Obama, or whoever he is, did was lease a place in a tony DC neighborhood and....build a wall around it. (This was before he bought that super expensive estate on Martha's Vineyard on the beach because ocean levels will be rising so much.) So much for that Chi-town loyalty and being 'down with the brothers,' except according to all the rumors the 'down low.'

It would seem that walls are ok for some people, just not for the country or the hoi polloi.

Ha!  Yes, indeed.  “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”   Welcome to Animal Farm AND 1984.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 04:27:00 PM
Yep



https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/clarissajanlim/police-three-dead-medical-emergency-capitol-riots?origin=web-hf

Poor feller.

At least he checked out packing a pair.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 04:28:59 PM
Happy New Year!

Damn, Festivus is over already?

Quote from: albrecht on January 07, 2021, 04:46:05 PM
It is like a certain person's Certificate Of Birth. So easy to fake this stuff. Why you need apostilles and proven chain-of-custody.  But that radio/zoom mp3 you posted the other day with some group meeting. Someone who had a private airstrip. Contained prayers. Claimed "Italy Did It" and was "in contact" with Conte in Italy and some affidavits?

Life in Amerika has become one SNL skit after another, interspersed with Onion articles.  President Trump’s term begins with a wall and now ends with one.

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 04:06:05 PM
Yeah I saw video of them putting it up.  7-foot, looks like the same stuff they tried outside the courthouse in Portland which Trumpet Man leapt over for his famous hundred-yard streak under fire.

2021 is certainly off to a promising start.

 In further news, let’s believe in walls.

“In addition, a 7-foot-tall “non-scalable” fence is being built around the Capitol building, McCarthy said. The fencing will run along Constitution Avenue, Independence Avenue and First Street to the street that runs in front of the Capitol Reflecting Pool.”

https://wtop.com/dc/2021/01/dc-mayor-calls-capitol-siege-act-of-domestic-terrorism/

Meanwhile, Asuka stirs up Tokyo.


https://youtu.be/3XF5M2Jn3p0

Quote from: K_Dubb on January 07, 2021, 03:47:32 PM
Haha of course there were agents provocateurs, probably from a half dozen different organizations, and spies from foreign governments.  Hell, you can't get twenty people here without some glowie showing up with a bullhorn.  There was some guy yesterday in a suit on the steps proclaiming a new government, perfect cover to call it an insurrection, and nobody knew who he was, they were all asking his name.  Governments have been using agents provocateurs since at least the revolutions of 1840, probably earlier, basic intelligence work, and the dumb chuckleheads just followed them in

Moose and Squirrel agree.

Quote from: Jackstar on January 07, 2021, 03:20:33 PM... I am just one humble servant to our beautiful experiment in self-governance...

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 07, 2021, 01:37:09 PM
Commie punch. He LOVES it!!

Za vas!

Quote from: pate on January 07, 2021, 07:31:16 AM
Dox,

ewe ark obvijudicious(sp) weaik.  These daze.  Whirled favor, por favor.

Yew Canoe, just US:  spoke you pussy, honor defend.  Ewe;  Not Sew Muck.  That is fine, weaklings need defending...

Just sayin' like eye deed b4:  we meat in mild wilde, ewe OKAY.  Shit faqn, EWE=full retard, DEATH4U.  Noting that Purse. Naw!

Fiends>?

-p

Dayum, Almost-Prez-Elect Pate, what adult beverage are you enjoying today?

Don’t worry, Chris is on it, as long as he can break away from Russian collusion.



https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/fbi-director-vows-accountability-for-those-part-of-capitol-siege/ar-BB1cyLYT

Is Viking Buffalo dude in lockup, yet?

Quote from: whoozit on January 07, 2021, 01:11:07 PM
That’s my story and I am sticking to it.  My excuse seems selfless while yours seems like you only care about yourself.

“That’s true!”