20131015 - Jim Sparks - Alien Encounters

Cynnie · October 15, 2013, 10:14:41 PM

Quote from: Laurakinch on October 15, 2013, 10:12:32 PM
I was thinking the same thing looking at his pic. He looks like a sweaty drug-addled weirdo you'd see yammering in a corner at a house party

Yeah he looks like someone who you would so avoid

aldousburbank · October 15, 2013, 10:14:45 PM

Typical California party chatter.

WhiteCrow · October 15, 2013, 10:14:58 PM

So Jim you really expect us to believe that the the Grey's pick YOU to lead a thousand abductees.

nofAcedAgent · October 15, 2013, 10:15:33 PM

Quote from: Laurakinch on October 15, 2013, 10:12:32 PM
I was thinking the same thing looking at his pic. He looks like a sweaty drug-addled weirdo you'd see yammering in a corner at a house party

He came uninvited, drank all the booze, stood in the corner, dropped his pants and started screaming IT IS BEAUTIFUL. "Classic Sparks man"

onan · October 15, 2013, 10:15:51 PM

Quote from: Ward on October 15, 2013, 10:14:29 PM
you know Onan when you first said

QFT

sometime ago on these forums i thought it meant "Quit F**king Talking" .... until i search for its meaning

ouch

werfold · October 15, 2013, 10:16:05 PM

Quote from: Ward on October 15, 2013, 10:14:29 PM
you know Onan when you first said

QFT

sometime ago on these forums i thought it meant "Quit F**king Talking" .... until i search for its meaning

I always thought it was "Quite Fucking True".

Ward · October 15, 2013, 10:16:16 PM

Quote from: steelbot on October 15, 2013, 10:14:35 PM
hehe - Similar

http://imgur.com/8TLAfQn

that's a cozy looking man cave steelbot

steelbot · October 15, 2013, 10:16:31 PM

Quote from: nofAcedAgent on October 15, 2013, 10:15:33 PM
He came uninvited, drank all the booze, stood in the corner, dropped his pants and started screaming IT IS BEAUTIFUL. "Classic Sparks man, classic"

then he says...Double Rainbow!

coaster · October 15, 2013, 10:16:49 PM

I wonder if Art will go to open lines early.

Lioness · October 15, 2013, 10:16:55 PM

...Art's bullshit detector seems to have been more finely honed during his time on Dark Matter thus far; I'm surprised he hasn't cut this guy off (even if it's using a shoddy connection as a paltry justification).

This guy is almost as bad as Jonathan Reed: laughably contrived/bad/unoriginal and a real yawner.

WhiteCrow · October 15, 2013, 10:17:03 PM

Hummmmmm .... The Greys are too in search of the moody blue's lost chord

coaster · October 15, 2013, 10:17:27 PM

Quote from: nofAcedAgent on October 15, 2013, 10:15:33 PM
He came uninvited, drank all the booze, stood in the corner, dropped his pants and started screaming IT IS BEAUTIFUL. "Classic Sparks man"

haha

eddie dean · October 15, 2013, 10:17:41 PM

Quote from: Nova on October 15, 2013, 10:03:53 PM
"I put my hand on this girl's shoulder and" she then grabbed my rat tail and said, I am calmed by your mullet, thank you so much. Okay, I'm done being naughty. Couldn't resist though.

can you tell us more naughty stories?

And say it slower

Ward · October 15, 2013, 10:18:29 PM

awesome question ART! where were the 1000 people that never came forward with the same experience as Jim. Sigh.... this is just a bad third hand fiction....

WhiteCrow · October 15, 2013, 10:18:34 PM

Yeah you nail him Art where are those 1000 people back up stories

steelbot · October 15, 2013, 10:18:57 PM

Quote from: Ward on October 15, 2013, 10:16:16 PM
that's a cozy looking man cave steelbot

eh it's actually cave 3.0...2.0 was better and 1.0 was the best...
ManCaveTour and yes I'm a dork!

CRM 114 · October 15, 2013, 10:19:25 PM

hey used the Power of the Mullet to wipe their memories.

Mels-hole1984 · October 15, 2013, 10:19:26 PM

Quote from: steelbot on October 15, 2013, 10:14:35 PM
hehe - Similar

http://imgur.com/8TLAfQn

How do you sit comfortably there?

steelbot · October 15, 2013, 10:20:22 PM

Quote from: Lioness on October 15, 2013, 10:16:55 PM
...Art's bullshit detector seems to have been more finely honed during his time on Dark Matter thus far; I'm surprised he hasn't cut this guy off (even if it's using a shoddy connection as a paltry justification).

This guy is almost as bad as Jonathan Reed: laughably contrived/bad/unoriginal and a real yawner.

I'm sure Open Lines are forth coming!

WhiteCrow · October 15, 2013, 10:21:05 PM

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 15, 2013, 10:18:34 PM
Yeah you nail him Art where are those 1000 people back up stories

Darn the Grey mind wipe thingies....

steelbot · October 15, 2013, 10:21:11 PM

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on October 15, 2013, 10:19:26 PM
How do you sit comfortably there?

how do I not...lol I've got the love seat the bed behind it, and the computer chair...with my spinal issues all 3 get a work out!

Nova · October 15, 2013, 10:21:43 PM

Quote from: eddie dean on October 15, 2013, 10:17:41 PM

can you tell us more naughty stories?
And say it slower

LOL I'll see what I can do but my body is telling me it is sleepy time. Time to go dream of mullets and cheap beer.

Spinner · October 15, 2013, 10:22:05 PM

Quote from: Spinner on October 15, 2013, 09:32:54 PM
I've WH'd Art to see if Sparks can use Skype.
Jazzy's call was clear as a bell last night.

It's good to know that Art reads our Wormhole messages.

WhiteCrow · October 15, 2013, 10:23:04 PM

Quote from: WhiteCrow on October 15, 2013, 10:21:05 PM
Darn the Grey mind wipe thingies....

Smooth .....that's real smooth neighbor

Mels-hole1984 · October 15, 2013, 10:23:14 PM

Quote from: steelbot on October 15, 2013, 10:21:11 PM
how do I not...lol I've got the love seat the bed behind it, and the computer chair...with my spinal issues all 3 get a work out!

I mean, where do you put you legs? It doesn't look like a desk. Maybe I saw it wrong?

The General · October 15, 2013, 10:23:34 PM

why do these aliens always end up giving some kind of greenpeace message?

Ward · October 15, 2013, 10:24:10 PM

Quote from: steelbot on October 15, 2013, 10:18:57 PM
eh it's actually cave 3.0...2.0 was better and 1.0 was the best...
ManCaveTour and yes I'm a dork!

awesome Dog, i love girl dogs,... wait that doesn't sound right

was that computer running on liquid cooling? i couldn't tell.

Total man cave, glad your enjoying yourself

CRM 114 · October 15, 2013, 10:24:31 PM

The fairly obviouos subtext is that tards like Sparks want to be the 'Messiah' between them and us. etc.

Sardondi · October 15, 2013, 10:26:16 PM

What is a "funny antidote"? Laughing gas?

steelbot · October 15, 2013, 10:26:20 PM

Quote from: Ward on October 15, 2013, 10:24:10 PM
awesome Dog, i love girl dogs,... wait that doesn't sound right

was that computer running on liquid cooling? i couldn't tell.

Total man cave, glad your enjoying yourself

yeah that was when I thought my SSDI and all my disabilities shit was going to come through that was my 2000 square foot home I was trying to buy - Now I'm living in 300 sq. foot spare bedroom ...but whatevs..I still have been able to keep most of the possessions in the move vs pawn'ing em off for the coin. Sorry yes watercooled H80 i think on it...here's a closer look at the pc..