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Quote from: ItsOver on April 10, 2019, 08:07:30 AM
Damn.  To think I missed Jorch asking Fanthorpe for his thousandth recital of Spring-heeled Jack on C2C.

It was brutal. Because of George of course. I love Lionel Fanthorpe, he is indeed a great storyteller with a golden throat - the man should have been a voice over actor on this side of the Atlantic. George gets an hour with him and rather than taking the opportunity  'You're an incredible story teller my friend. Let's hear some stories the Coast audience has never heard you tell before.' George IS 'Lenny' from Mice and Men 'Tell me about the rabbits again Lionel' so we got an hour that Tommy could have pulled out the archives. This is the same for every recurring guest George has on, that's how limited and lazy both George and Tommy are. It's pathetic.

The highlight was George going on and on about Lionel and his classic telling of Twas the Night Before Christmas and it's an annual tradition that George plays it on Christmas Eve. Lionel apparently didn't know this and was flattered. George of course with no other ideas of how to conduct the interview asks Lionel to do some of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Lionel was like 'WTF' but wanted to please his idiotic host so he did the first verse and laughed that's all he could remember. So the interview continued and 15 minutes later George has what to him is a brilliant idea 'Let's listen to your Twas the Night Before Christmas and you can comment over it' So 4 months after Christmas there we were in the middle of the night listening to a very long recital of Twas the Night Before Christmas. Bizarro world.

Not kidding about the dementia. The 4th secret guest is Lionel Fanthorpe the storytelling old gentlemen from England. He tells a couple stories at George's behest, stories we've heard before then the familiar awkward lull as George has no idea what to talk about next. Silence broken by these words from the master of nothing himself ........

'Sooo Lionel what's new in THE British Columbia? uh I mean the British AREA.'

lol wow, obviously the term he needed was either 'Great Britain' or 'England' or 'United Kingdom'. It's either complete disinterest in the show/guest or dementia.

I think he may be in the early stages of dementia or more likely he's even stupider than I thought. He can't even play a simple guessing game correctly. And even when the guest has given him everything but their name and the secret guest tells them he's been on the show a bunch of times George still can't come up with the person's name. He lies and says he usually gets 3 out of 4 right.

What a huge surprise the first Secret Door guest is Billy Mumy one of George's very small group of D-list celebrity acquaintances.  I'm expecting Peter Davenport or the Numbers Lady next. Tommy is one hell of a producer.

George Noory is The Man Without A Spine. Alex Jones is a crank who tells wild lies who told a family court that he's just a 'performance artist'. He's in huge legal trouble over his disgusting conspiracy theory that Sandy Hook was a false flag event that the parents and children were in on. He is gutless and shameless, in a deposition he claimed he was wrong but it was a psychosis that he suffered. He then went back to his Infowars program and continued on with the lies, slightly altered now. So all around shitheel George Noory is giving him 2 more hours tonight to paint himself as a victim and martyr.

George doesn't just give him a platform to spew more nonsense, he rides his dick. He just breathlessly wished Jones 'Good luck on your quest my friend' 'You're a bulldog.' Tongue right up that asshole like a whirling dervish. Jones defending himself using his Coast appearances as evidence 'How many times have I been on your show George? 60 or 70 times. Have I ever brought up Sandy Hook?' George the willing confederate agrees 'No you haven't.'

George Noory had he been born in Germany in the early 20th century absolutely would have been a Nazi party member.

I can't imagine George and Tommy taking Coast any lower. Tonight's guest is a ............. HOLISTIC OPTOMETRIST ...... to of course discuss something the guest dreamed up called holistic optometry. It's a fucking SNL sketch is what it is.

My god is this woman awful. It's a fucking cringe-a-thon.

doh - it's Cornelius right?

The regular callers are so sad. I'd show up to one of George's live shows if he would gather the regular callers and have them do Macbeth or A Streetcar Named Desire.

Who's the black guy from Louisiana? The guns, beans and Bible dude - Luther? Rufus? Anyway Jerome Corsi was the guest and 'Luther' gets on the air and kisses Corsi's ass, then he asks Corsi to call him, tells him he'll give him his phone number but warns him that he has no privacy so I guess when Corsi calls he should be discreet with whatever secrets he tells Luther. If he has no privacy he must be living in some seniors home or institution.

of course Corsi ignored him lol

I will guarantee you he hasn't read a real book in 20 years. Nor bought and listened to a music CD. Nor watched any movie nominated for an Academy Award. Nor watched any acclaimed and popular TV series. Nor played a video game.

He's an empty suit. His life is this shitty radio show, restaurants, I assume some interaction with his kids and grandkids, and the mundane tasks of life.

He is the dumbest 68 year old I've ever heard. It's .... beyond buhleef how limited his intellect and knowledge base is.

He just put out It's A Wonderful Life as an example of something or other for the thousandth time. He's Pavlov's Radio Host, he hears somebody say 'angel' and his simple brain shits out 'like Clarence the angel in the Jimmy Stewart movie' - the same way The Twilight Zone and Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top regularly for no reason get thrown out in conversation because he's working with such a limited inventory of knowledge.

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 01, 2019, 11:29:49 PM
I believe he wrote most of Michael Buble's songs, and a KD Lang tune . . . .

oh lol - you were being facetious.

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on April 01, 2019, 10:15:20 PM
14 . . . that's a lot of speculation and assumption on your part . . .
George Noory is a success by any standard. His name has become a household word. Who doesn't know who he is, or know the tunes he's written for top performers ?
Yes, there are many men who'd trade places with him. He's outlasted and surpassed all other night-time hosts . . . .
Thank you for your response . . .

Not sure if you're serious. A household word? 99% of people under 40 have no idea who George Noory is. And most people over 40 don't know his name. He's on the radio when the vast majority of people are asleep.

He's a NOBODY.

On some station on TalkStreamLive I'm listening to an old Coast show with one of Jorch's experts on trends. The guest is going on and on about economic and social collapse that will happen in 2017 warning listeners to be prepared. LOL has ANY guest on Coast2Coast EVER been right about ANYTHING?

Now they're talking about terrorism and a plane that was headed to Egypt that went down. Jorch tells the guest that those terrorists better watch out because a guy like Donald Trump will nuke them. The guest who isn't quite the idiot Jorch is politely disagrees with Jorch about the nukes. Jorch's reaction to this 'That's just MY opinion.'

He's such a simpleton.

Peter Davenport: I may have evidence whales, dolphins, cetaceans are being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials aliens

George Noory: Interesting

lol poor Georgie shit bricks tonight when his weirdo guest who sells electronic snake oil brought up his age. Weirdo guest for some reason, I wasn't listening closely, brought up that he is a body builder as well as an electronic surveillance and healing expert which gave rise to this interchange

Roger the Guest: I'm 72 years old same as you George
George(gasping): No I'm not
Roger the Guest: well how old are you?
George(uncomfortably chortling): HO HOOO NOT EVEN CLOSE!


Right Jorch, not even close, 68 is verrrrrrrrrrrrry far from 72.

Awww damn 

Losing your partner at any age is devastating, unbearable for some, but in older people it can be the end as well for the surviving half. I hope Richard has the strength to go on, I listen to his show because he's got some charisma, I don't know if he's a con man or just a dreamer caught up in his dreams of heroic deeds of science. I've heard him mention his heart attack many times but never heard him refer to Robin having cancer.

Noory just asked for prayers for Robin Falkov - colon cancer and if she's in a medically induced coma it must be near the end.

My dad died of that and there was no induced coma though the last couple of days I wish and I bet he wished they'd have done that but nobody even asked or suggested. it's a brutal end, people should not have to be conscious through it.

Well if the worst happens I am going to bid on his personal papers. I have 36 dollars in my Paypal account.

Goldmine. Imagine the technology and ideas he's been sitting on.

THE TESLA OF TORSION FIELD PHYSICS PASSES AWAY 

Caller: You've heard that before we're born we can choose who our parents are and where we'll live.

Jorch Noory: That's very true.


From the dark abyss the embryo that would become George Noory floats toward a pulsing orb of brilliant white light.

Orb: May I help you?
Jorch Embryo: I'm soon to be born. I'm here to choose my parents and where I'll live.
Orb: Very well. Now tell me your choices.
Jorch Embryo: I've put quite a bit of thought to this. I want a Lebanese immigrant father and mother please and oh ... in Detroit Michigan.
Orb: You're aware Detroit Michigan is a shithole? The rich white folk have left for the suburbs and what remains is a crime ridden hellscape occupied by black people?
Jorch Embryo: Yup.

He really is a professional moron, can't think of any better way to classify Jorch, professional moron. Tonight he had on a guest, a terrible guest by the way, who is from Hawaii who claimed he has a PhD in Communications though I'm doubtful of it. So Jorch in typical Jorch awkwardness welcomed the guest with a little personal story as a conversation starter which of course never works out for Jorch and creates an awkward lull in a conversation that hasn't even started yet. "I was in the Navy for 9 years and I once flew over Hawaii and we flew over Pearl Harbor. Let me tell you I had the eeriest feeling I've ever had.' That's a story worth telling if you're literally a moron. It's like having Michio Kaku on to discuss astrophysics and opening with 'Michio let me tell you I really enjoyed those Japanese monster movies when I was growing up in Detroit.' I'd love to see an MRI of his brain, it has to be 90% the reptilian brain, very limited intellectuality.

The guest wasn't much better, the entire conversation was about evolution and the guest's only idea is that Darwin's theory isn't correct, he had no real alternative, he wasn't a fundamentalist/creationist, he wasn't pushing extra-terrestrials as the origin of life - just that nobody has done an experiment that conclusively proves evolution. But it did give Jorch another opportunity to offer his 6th grader argument for Intelligent Design 'I've never bought it, that everything is random. The world is too complex, everything fits together. Like there's bread and there's ham, and you have a ham sandwich, without bread we'd just be eating slices of ham and how would your mom put slices of ham in your lunchbox? Somebody or something created the ingredients for bread so we could have sandwiches to survive on.'

If Hoagie dies who will carry on his work in hyperdimensional physics AKA 'the model'? what will happen to the Imaging Team?

Hang in there Dick, the world needs you a while longer.

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and when I googled to find out about his daughter I saw a tweet where she referred to her father - she said paraphrasing 'he believes everything he says and I love him to death'

she has a legit career but the number of views on her few music videos on YouTube are very low so she's no star yet.

Quayle might be rich, inherited land/wealth, which has given him the time to indulge himself in his crackpot 'research'.

Quayle definitely has a giant fetish, last night he claimed there are 20 foot giants living in the Solomon Islands TODAY and it's a fact.

Another word for the Quayle drinking game - ENOCH - he loves that book because of course it includes giants.

One of my favorite crackpot guests Steven Quayle is on, the crazy just flows out of him like shit through a goose. I admire how he can ramble on for hours without stumbling or pausing.

Jorch mentioned his daughter and a music career - damn, he's got a hot and talented daughter who's a rising country music star and apparently hasn't disowned her batshit crazy father. Her bio says she was raised on her family's buffalo ranch in Montana, who knew the guy had a buffalo ranch.

DUE TO A MEDICAL EMERGENCY, THIS SHOW WILL BE RESCHEDULED AT A LATER DATE.

LOL this guest is a beauty and Jorch as usual his fraudulent self with breathless exclamations 'MY GOD MICHAEL!' 'INCREDIBLE WORK MICHAEL!' 'YOU'VE CONFIRMED ZACHARIAH SITCHIN'S WORK!' 'UNBELEEFUBUL!'

This is a man who at one time was the news director of a big city network affiliate TV station and doesn't challenge a thing this nutbag says.

'GEORGE I WAS STANDING ON A ROCK AND REALIZED IT WASN'T A ROCK IT WAS THE FOSSIL OF AN ANUNAKI HEART! THREE TIMES THE SIZE OF A HUMAN HEART!'

and the best our witless host could counter with is

'MICHAEL WOULD YOU SAY IT WAS AS BIG AS A BASKETBALL?'

He's gotta be a put on. Nobody would seriously give such a gormless floorshitter a national radio show heard on 500 stations.

He's taking calls right now and Barry one of the regulars gets on and all I heard was Barry talking about saxophone players, the earlier guest was an author who's written a book about Buddy Holly. Of course George has nothing to say about saxophone players because George has managed to spend almost 70 years on this planet without any real interests in anything. So the best he can come up with in response to Barry before cutting him off is 'TOO BAD BARRY YOU DON'T LIVE NEAR EVERETT WASHINGTON. IF YOU DID YOU COULD HAVE COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW AND HAD SOME FUN.'

LOL WTF what an asshole 'TOO BAD BARRY YOU'RE OLD AND IN POOR HEALTH BARELY GETTING BY ON SOCIAL SECURITY. IF YOU WEREN'T YOU COULD BE ON A CRUISE OR AT SOME RESORT IN THE CARIBBEAN.'

He's always presenting himself as this caring generous soul. How about spending 500 dollars and giving Barry a treat by bringing him to your shitty show you self indulgent cretin?

LOL it's amazing, as I'm typing he's got some very old lady on and of course he has to tell her about how he gives money to street people and how much he enjoys seeing their faces when they take his money.

He's such a loser.  The other night after the guest left so he was going to take calls he comes up with an idea, he asks callers if they have ever given money to a person on the street and what did they say to you and to call in - of course he had an ulterior motive for the stupid question and clumsily gives his own story 'I just gave a guy some money about a week ago, he was out on the street down on his luck and I think we should help people like that if we can so I gave him, TWENTY BUCKS, and boy you'd have thought I gave him a thousand dollars, he couldn't buhleef it'  -  he didn't want to hear similar stories from callers, in fact after he got his self praising story out he never mentioned the idea again and no caller had a similar story. What a sad transparent sleazeball he is.

And tonight, he has a lady on talking about yet another Coast topic already done to death, psychic vampires. So another chance for some self gloss he tells the guest a little story about himself and a psychic vampire 'There was this guy at a bar and every time I went in he was sitting alone, one day he called me over and he asked me 'is there something wrong with me? nobody wants to talk to me'. He's a nice guy but I told him 'You have a negative vibe, you need to be more positive, send out positive energy'. Well the next time I went into the bar about a week later there he was in his usual spot and he was surrounded by people and he sees me and gives me a big thumbs up. Amazing.'