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Quote from: Roswells, Art on April 14, 2018, 01:49:06 PM
I would like Seraphim to call in to lay rest her claim that she isn't casio anymore.

I'm not Casio. I wanted MV to kick me off so I could have some Falkie peace. It worked, but I missed my pre-Falkie friends terribly. Stupid thing to do.

And I don't have a cute, sexy voice so I'd be a failure as a call-in guest. I look and sound like a Jim Henson muppet reject.

Damn I'm blue today.

I wonder if he'll start a GoFundMe so he can go to Pahrump and attend the funeral?

Should we take bets?

What will we call this forum now? 

It was always cool when Art popped in. (Even though we kinda went from "vaguely loveable" to just "vaguely.")

Quote from: Darth Vader on April 14, 2018, 12:09:01 PM
Here is an email that Falkie send out about Art Bell

As you know I was a huge fan of Art Bell.

And I have been told of all the supposed senior abuse done by Heather Wade, Aldous Burbank and others fronm Bellgab.
I hope foul play is not involved.
Truly fitting that the #1 paranormal broadcaster would die on Friday the 13th.
Now another April date that will be in my mind forever.
Art is finally free.
Hopefully now Aeryn will kick Heather Wade out of her home.
She was a terrible influence on Art.

The Emperor of Nye & Paranormal Talk is dead.
We shalll not see his like again.

Ahhhhhh. I had to block his emails because I was getting about 20 a day and it was making me insane. I figured he was sleeping through all of this.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 14, 2018, 12:08:38 PM
Sorry to hear about your work situation. Maybe Falkie can do an a GoFundMe for you seeing how much you have done for him.

Lawl. I don't even think he responded to that comment. Bless his heart, I think he just read the part about my layoff and translated it as "no money = dead to me."

Thanks though. It was shocking. At least the severance package was enough to buy a Prius and a container house though. I'll drive by Martinez and honk and wave.

Quote from: aldousburbank on April 14, 2018, 12:12:20 PM
Friday the thirteenth
Do you want to take a ride?
Don't fear the reaper

OMGAWWWW you're right. He died on Friday the 13th!

He would've wanted it that way. Or Halloween.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 14, 2018, 11:55:06 AM
Is this the infamous Erin?

Haha, yeah. (But with 2 N's.) I've been around since this forum was called George Noory Sucks and Falkie was just a dude commenting. My AV has changed, thanks to a long-forgotten brawl I got into on this damn thread. I miss my old login, but that's my fault for blowing it up.

My last one: Art's unscreened and artfully handled OPEN LINES. ALWAYS.

Quote from: ItsTelly on April 14, 2018, 10:09:29 AM
Too many good ones to list.  Christ, today I even listen to the shows he did in the 90s and they still keep me enthralled.

Malachi Martin

Michio Kaiku

Evelyn Paglini (sp?)

Telly

YASSSSSSS Evelyn!

Every Ghost to Ghost show. I lived for them.

I'm getting DRUNK today.

FALKIE DID NOT BREAK THE ART BELL NEWS! HE SLEPT THROUGH IT!

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

I'M SHOOK, as the kids would say. Stunned. Heartbroken. Even though I was irritated with Art, this is horrible. (And hi from Seraphim27. I forgot I asked MV to kick me off after I got in a brawl with the Falkie folks. Had to make a new login.)

OH ART, YOU BASTARD! WHY?

My dad died a couple of months ago. I got laid off last month. 2018 wins for SUCKING.

Art always said he would try to send us a sign though. So there's that at least.

I feel like throwing up or crying.

GOOD MORNING!

Have we talked about the Shiny Hiney yet? "Keeps your rear fresh and clear!" Includes whitening cream!


https://youtu.be/IVlvnCOUqog

I've been gone for a while. The savage gnashing of teeth and ravaging of the iPad package brought me back. What a very wise eBay merchant!

You THINK Falkie's in San Fran to document the heat and groceries and the like, but he's REALLY meeting with his agent to line up his next arthouse gig, kids. Just wait.

Quote from: brig on August 23, 2017, 11:24:10 PM
You could always contact Ebay with what you have, and tell them you wanted to let them know just in case, if the repair person is handling this through Ebay.

Yeah, but there's a part of me that wonders if this is just another baffling financial decision of his. Like paying hundreds of dollars of interest on a $150 item in a pawn shop.

What I would hate is if it became a thing and he involved the seller and gave the seller a negative review to fortify his claim, and meanwhile the seller is just some innocent person trying to make an honest living who ultimately became a drive-by victim of the grift.

Quote from: brig on August 23, 2017, 11:29:24 PM
He could try, but he opened the empty box on YouTube.

He reads this thread and will probably delete them. 😐

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 23, 2017, 11:19:38 PM
He's involved you in the planning of a crime and you're not doing anything to counter it.  Technically, you are committing conspiracy.

Though your chances of getting prosecuted are about the same as his. 

Unless I send these screen shots, of course.

Go for it, honey. I don't even know the guy. For all I know, he's a performance artist or the world's most epic troll. Meanwhile, I happen to know you're a chick with issues that are just as embarrassing as as his are. We are all Falkie. So cluck off, hen.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on August 23, 2017, 11:16:52 PM
Did he pay $70 to ship and insure it or does that include what he payed to get it repaired. At shipping plus insurance at $70 is way over insured and he is up to something.

All together for shipping and repair it sounds right.

As for what he said to you, well he never understands what is said to him. Never.

$70 to ship and insure; $45 for the repair.

Meanwhile, a guy 3 blocks away will fix it for $35.

Falkie emailed me about all this iPad stuff last night. Usually I don't respond to his, or anyone's emails for that matter, because I'm a reclusive, antisocial, malfunctioning muppet in human skin.

But last night I felt compelled by my newly eclipse-elevated consciousness to reply with this:

"George, If you're planning for it to get damaged in the mail or something so you can recoup the full cost, please think twice about it. Mail insurance fraud is a federal offense."

His response:

"I don't have $150 to fix it and it is insured."

So buckle up, kids. Enjoy the ride.

I, for one, am washing my hands of him now. I did ask him for the seller's name; he gave it to me (see my earlier post) and I did draft an email to her, but I haven't sent it. Yet.

What he's doing is horrible, as in, next-level, "I can't even believe he's doing this" horrible.  I don't want to be any part of it. And knowing him, he'll pull it off.

And now I expect to get a "You've betrayed my trust" email or voicemail message from him, but whatever. Unlike some of you, I'm not out to destroy his life. But I don't condone this current scheme. Did he ever even HAVE 2 iPads? (Hell, I can't even afford one.)

Or was this all just a long con: "My shiny new iPad Air Pro got unplugged and stolen from my pillow in broad daylight while I slept ... by a fellow resident in my Section 8 apartment complex FOR SENIORS, so now I have to use my broken one, but OH DAMN, I have to fix my broken one, so let me ship it off to a total stranger in Indiana when there's a dude who will fix it for $30 two blocks away from me who's listed three spaces under my chosen repair person on eBay."

Nope. I can't.

Maybe he'll surprise me and it'll all be on the up and up. If so, shame on me.

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on August 23, 2017, 09:40:06 PM
Senda could flu-shit on a orphaned child in the middle of rush hour in downtown Martinez, post it on YouTube and demand handouts and you'd be wringing your hands and crying that we all need to pitch in and buy him some Pepto-Bismol.

Srsly, do you have any idea of how closely you resemble a clown with these posts?

And obviously you're not bright enough to recognize satire, cupcake.

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on August 23, 2017, 01:56:28 PM
I said a page or two ago that the repairer needs tipping off he's likely to pull insurance fraud and should make the packaging bullet proof with photographs. We know that's what he'll try. Thieving, grifting cunt.

Apple-iPad-Air-glass-screen-digitizer-replacement-repair-service-white-or-black

missmalibumb (2788 )
99.6% Positive feedback
Quantity:
2 available
Price:
US $43.95
Buy It Now

I'm only posting it because I have everyone's best interests at heart. I would hate for Miss Malibumb to get investigated, should there be a USPS mishap. I support small businesses.

I would also hate for Falkie's iPad to get poorly packed and, consequently, damaged because of it. SO WORRIED! Poor Falkie! Poor Miss Malibumb in Valparaiso, Indiana. That's a lot of distance in which an insured iPad could get tossed around in the mail and ruined!

https://youtu.be/jU0rnrlN4as

Let's do this math:

-- Apparent cost to fix an iPad in Martinez = $150

vs

-- Cost to insure said broken iPad to mail across the country to a random person on eBay: $70
-- Random eBay person's cost to fix broken iPad (yes, I looked her up) - $45, and she'll ship it back for free in early October.

In that same eBay category, I found several freelance iPad repair techs in the Martinez area who will replace a cracked iPad screen for comparable, if not lower costs.

When I heard Falkie's quietly muttered "I wouldn't worry about it" in this video after he talked about the cost to insure his iPad, my alarm bells went off. I left a comment  pleading with him (in so many subtle words) not to mess with the U.S. Postal Service, a Federal institution, if that's what he's got cooking in that entrepreneurial brain of his. I wouldn't want him to go to federal prison. I also sent him a more straightforward email last night.

I just have a bad premonition that the package will return "damaged, with the iPad in it smashed to bits." (Perhaps my consciousness has been elevated by yesterday's eclipse.) I wouldn't want that to happen to poor Falkie. I might contact the eBay seller and give her some pointers -- like lots and lots of bubble wrap. And photo documentation of every step of her packing process. And a signature required on delivery, possibly with a notary present to verify the contents. In short, CYA, you poor lady. Falkie has very high standards when it comes to mail order goods and services.

We need to try to save Falkie from mishaps whenever we can. ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS.

Quote from: chefist on August 14, 2017, 05:15:29 PM
I invite you to all into the next "Martinez Tonight"...everyone would love to hear from you.

When is the next Martinez Tonight?

Mainly I just want to call in and ask what happened here. I was around when we created this thread primarily because Falkie had ... well, so much to say. I've seen its death into the archives and then its rebirth. And I'm constantly baffled by how it turned into a group of people who are mainly obsessed with making his life miserable.

I'm not being an asshole -- this is a sincere, polite question: Did you guys all come over from 4chan or something? And -- another non-confrontational question -- are most of you guys in your 20s or ?

I'm constantly torn between trying to defend the guy and being irritated / frustrated with him. Regardless, I do have to give him props for this: He has an almost-3K-page thread devoted to people talking about him all day, every day. I don't know many mere mortals who could achieve that feat. I'm honestly surprised he's not up there with Markiplier or Jacksepticeye or the like in YT subscribers, what with the constant, devoted fan following he has.

Anyway, shrug. This place either deeply saddens me or fascinates me, depending on the day.

I miss the days when I spent more time defending the honor of John B. Wells on this forum. **sigh**

Quote from: chefist on August 14, 2017, 04:41:52 PM
You bring up a good point, Brig.

Here are just a few names of folks over the years who "befriended" George, that we cannot confirm are different or the same person/people:

Cunandero
Open Lines Gerry
6WeekTenure tm (RS correctly made this suggestion below)
Justin
Area51Drone
Seraph2
Abram (Abe) *this one has been debunked at this point. ;-)

Any others? Correct me if I'm wrong. I'm sure there are.

I'm really Chefist. You can ask White Crow. He sent me a hoodie.

Quote from: damon on August 14, 2017, 12:03:44 AM
Here is the video that Here we go again is talking about.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giHYTlV_LOc

I feel bad for the poor guy in Indiana who has agreed to fix Falkie's iPad, particularly because it'll surely get "lost in the mail" or "damaged" somehow in the process. We all know what high standards Falkie has when it comes to mail-ordered goods and services. If it's not returned in perfect condition, he'll demand a full refund.

Also, I'm so glad Falkie is insuring it before he ships it to a random person across the country. That way if anything happens to it, he'll get refunded the full value of it, courtesy of the U.S. Postal Service and the taxpayers.

However, It's a good thing he's made so many videos about how broken it is. They can help anyone who processes his upcoming insurance claim determine the real value of it. We wouldn't want him to get accused of insurance fraud on a Federal level.

I was so confused last night about why he's shipping his beloved iPad all the way to a stranger in Indiana for repairs. Then a little cartoon lightbulb went on over my head and I felt ... sad.

Quote from: WhiteCrow on August 11, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Just in ..I'm so proud of George!

This video should go a long way to silence the so called "Haters and Trolls"
     
                  MUST WATCH


https://youtu.be/nwYiyYfRAaQ

Oh man. 🙁 So many feelings.

The county pre-inspection checklist says the counters have to be cleared and nothing can be crammed under the sink so they can inspect the pipes. 😕

I agree with whoever said if he doesn't pass, they'll probably give him a to-do list and a deadline.

He's going to dump water all over that mess of electrical cords one day. ☹️

I wonder who left that end table outside. 😐

I need a Xanax.

Quote from: Roswells, Art on August 11, 2017, 07:41:07 PM
Aren't you Casio, the pedophile?

No. That was "That Time When This Falkie Thread Pushed Me to a Paranoid 'We're All Getting Sued' Mental Break" and I wanted to kill the S27 account. Apparently we can't do that, so I figured I'd get booted if I impersonated Casio. That worked.

(In my defense I was spending a lot of time at St Jude with my terminally ill 7-yr-old niece. Let's "toss her on the prayer list" if you feel so inclined, please.)

But now I'm back. Because this place is a sick drug. And I'm sad that the long BG legacy that was Seraphim27 is now frozen in time as a naked picture of Casio with pizza. It will be one of my life's greatest regrets. **sniff**

Quote from: bateman on August 11, 2017, 07:27:14 PM
THIS IS WHAT SNN NEWS DIRECTOR BATEMAN ADVISED THE MASTER TO DO. SHAME ON YOU, SERAPHONEY FOR LEAKING THESE CLASSIFIED (NOW DECLASSIFIED) INTERNAL SNN MESSAGES

THE MASTER IS BEING TERRORIZED BY A SPINELESS SEWERGABBER HURLING CANARD AFTER CANARD AT HIM. THESE OUTRAGEOUS ACCUSATIONS MUST BE MET WITH A SHOW OF FORCE. FIRE AND FURY.

He might start raging against the [troll] machine and get completely BANNED this time. While I was mildly impressed with his last display of unfettered rage, I DON'T WANT HIS CHANNEL TO GO AWAY.

Damn, Marianne.

Quote from: brig on August 11, 2017, 07:04:09 PM
I dunno Seraph, I have a tendency to think that if Bateman said it, it must be good advice.

I love Bateman. We go way back to the times when BG was pure and Kumbaya-like. He brings me joy.

But we are all suffering the consequences of the way Falkie handled his last troll-mail. There is a Falkie Livestream-shaped hole in my heart and I am patiently waiting out his 90-day ban from that. I don't want him to get another strike from the Disney Channel wannabe that is now YouTube.

Per Falkie, the inspectors didn't show up today. The inspection got bumped to Monday.

BATEMAN, seriously. He forwarded me your "advice" regarding that troll email about his cats. SHAME ON YOU, YOUNG MAN. 😣

Let the man have some peace. Now he has 2 more days to put some extra sparkle on his clean apartment. I'm relieved for him.

LOVE ALL.

- Gentle Seraph

So here's tomorrow's inspection checklist, courtesy of the Contra Costa County Health and Human Services Department.

I've highlighted some items that concern me. Fingers crossed for you, Falkie!

Maybe you should have saved your "date day" with Kathy for AFTER this thing is finished. There's nothing better than celebratory "YASSSS! We passed our SECTION 8 inspection!!" sex.

Or so I've heard.