20131021 - Roger Leir

[HorrorRetro]

Well, I know most women are into fantasy, so yeah, I guess they would probably be into the paranormal. But most girls Ive asked have never heard of art bell or coast to coast.

I introduced my husband to C2C back in the '90s, and I taught him to drive a stick shift. 

[aldousburbank]

DM is better for these live threads IMstupidO.

[SgtRocko]

So wait a minute, this guy is a foot doctor, right?

Yes.  That's why he was operating on Strieber's ear

[Nova]

Yes.  That's why he was operating on Strieber's ear

Makes perfect sense.  Really.

[ziznak]

So wait a minute, this guy is a foot doctor, right?

pedo-iatrist... and alien implant specialist to you buddy!!!
i like leir... he's on the "most likely bunk but very interesting" list... I like to just let the jury be out on even some of the craziest guests... ya never really know.  Hoaxy and his buttboy don't count tho they are in a realm all their own.

[aldousburbank]

Yes.  That's why he was operating on Strieber's ear

Clearly needed a proctologist.

[Étouffée]

man it sounds like he's gunna hack up a lung

I know, I'm thinking of quitting smoking tonight!

[Laurakinch]

i'm worried about Roger Leir's crackling/lung rales when he breathes. As he's up there in age, he needs to watch out for pneumonia. 

[someguy]

Yes.  That's why he was operating on Strieber's ear

hahahahaha fuck

[Falkie2013]

Yes.  That's why he was operating on

Does that mean that Strieber's ear gets athletes foot too ?

[SgtRocko]

Homo Helveticus?  We're being transformed into FONTS? 

[aldousburbank]

i'm worried about Roger Leir's crackling/lung rales when he breathes. As he's up there in age, he needs to watch out for pneumonia. 

This should not be funny but

[steelbot]

I know, I'm thinking of quitting smoking tonight!

D O    I T!

[aldousburbank]

Not making omelets?

[Wintermute]

Scalar Waves... woooo that's a reach back in time as far as bad science.

[SgtRocko]

Does that mean that Strieber's ear gets athletes foot too ?

Yep - and those aren't ear gauges he wears.  They're corn pads

[guildnavigator]

Yes.  That's why he was operating on Strieber's ear

Well since you had to crack wise, I googled him and yes, I was right, he's a podiatrist.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Leir

I have a DVD of him performing extractions of supposed implants. He says that they are "intelligently avoiding the scalpel" but it looks to me like he's bad at extracting foreign bodies to be honest. It's kind of funny actually, he's got a really rough touch...

So yeah, foot doctor is why he's operating on an ear, ya wiseguy

[DelphiDreams]

OH MY...
MAKING OMELETS~! ROCK!

[aldousburbank]

I have champagne for spooky matter and I've changed my avatar.  I've broken out the bat pot holders and the last thing I'll do is hope for a close encounter that night.  Anything will do, a ghost an implant and I hate to just admit here but I'll even settle for an anal probe.  Now, will I be forever changed if it happens?   I don't think so, but it will sure change the way I sometimes listen to Art's guests.

Whoa what?

[SgtRocko]

Well since you had to crack wise, I googled him and yes, I was right, he's a podiatrist.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Leir

I have a DVD of him performing extractions of supposed implants. He says that they are "intelligently avoiding the scalpel" but it looks to me like he's bad at extracting foreign bodies to be honest. It's kind of funny actually, he's got a really rough touch...

So yeah, foot doctor is why he's operating on an ear, ya wiseguy

Hey - wasn't cracking wise at YOU - I was just wondering WHY a PODIATRIST would be operating on an EAR...  too funny

[guildnavigator]

Hey - wasn't cracking wise at YOU - I was just wondering WHY a PODIATRIST would be operating on an EAR...  too funny

Ah, more wisecracks, huh? Wise guy... 

[Spinner]

Is it just me? Or, Did the Sirius stream just drop?

[someguy]

Scalar Waves... woooo that's a reach back in time as far as bad science.

dude no they're HARMONIC scalar waves jeez

[SgtRocko]

Ah, more wisecracks, huh? Wise guy... 

Nyuk nyuk nyuk... hey Moe!

[steelbot]

the last thing I'll do is hope for a close encounter that night.  Anything will do,  hate to just admit here but I'll even settle for an anal probe.  Now, will I be forever changed if it happens? 

LOL...um....send me a private message  LOL! sorry couldn't resist! Nice pot holders!

[The General]

Whoever did this doesn't work for the cooking channel.

[onan]

Is it just me? Or, Did the Sirius stream just drop?

it is random but getting a bunch of us tonight

[DelphiDreams]

Is it just me? Or, Did the Sirius stream just drop?

I'm still good.

[guildnavigator]

And whoever eats that shit is a "nasty mufugga"

[SgtRocko]

So if I'm half listening to Footsy The Ear Doc here, the Annunaki are putting implants in our ears to turn us into Helvetica fonts to use in their evil alien newspaper headlines and captions for cat photos on the Space Internet.... right?