George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Northern Nights]

expat, have you ever written about Gill Broussard in your blog?  A caller mentioned him, I googled the name and he has a number of Youtube videos.

[paladin1991]

I seem to recall there was a time when a desire for liberty was an American virtue.  Anyway the issue is about representation when your state gov't consistently denies your region a voice, while at the same time collecting taxes from you and compelling you to live under their regulations.

I feel the same way about the fed.....

[paladin1991]

I agree with you, zeebo.  That part of California gets very little representation since the Warren ruling in '65.  There should be a balance between urban concerns and rural concerns.  That's what the Founders original intent was when they made the US Constitution. The Southerners didn't want the urban centers controlling the agenda and The Northerners didn't want the agrarian Southerners controlling the agenda either. A healthy balance was struck but has since been whittled away by the rich and powerful who mainly reside in the urban areas these days.  There was nothing anti-American in the guest's rhetoric.

I also might add that we're a Republic not a democracy.

Just not a Constitutional Republic.

[paladin1991]

Murdered by a tree? 

Maybe it was just a mean tree.

[Izintit?]

I seem to recall there was a time when a desire for liberty was an American virtue.  Anyway the issue is about representation when your state gov't consistently denies your region a voice, while at the same time collecting taxes from you and compelling you to live under their regulations.

Yes,kind of like the national government.

[Northern Nights]

Fletcher did an expert tap dance around the facts last night.  He said how the heads of homeland security and the CIA quit they're jobs and gave a warning about electromagnetic forces striking the earth, he had to admit that they said nothing about Planet X in doing so "but that's because these people at that level and at NASA have been told do not talk about planet X".  That's an exact quote, an extraordinary claim which begs the question of who told them that and how would Fletcher know about it.  Of course Noory didn't challenge it or even comment as usual.

Later, Noory mentioned how more people are believing in Planet X.  I laughed at how Fletcher's voice almost quivered with excitement, he pounced on the opportunity like a pit bull on a pork chop to plug his website and DVD's even taking the time to give a mailing address for the people without computers.  Of course you have to target them because anyone without a computer in this day and age must be on the lower half of the IQ scale, right Fletch?  Whatever it takes to make a living I suppose.

[Izintit?]

Maybe it was just a mean tree.

...and the beat goes on. Speaking of which, it`s  time for a Jorch/Tom duet sung to the tune of " I Got You Babe".  Thanks, you guys are great at these!

[expat]

expat, have you ever written about Gill Broussard in your blog?  A caller mentioned him, I googled the name and he has a number of Youtube videos.

No, and he's not in the rational wiki either. Thx for the idea, I'll look into it.

[Jorch Einstein]

Oh God.... My wife just informed me that  Snoory and company are coming to my neighborhood this weekend...

Kent State is hosting a Paranormal weekend.
For $30 I can have lunch with him.....What an opportunity, if I can make it.

So I guess I need some creative questions to ask him. Any Suggestions?


http://www.kentparanormalweekend.com/

I have some suggestions for questions to ask Jorch.

1.Where do you buy your wigs?

2.When are you and Ten-Ton Tommy going to tie the knot?

3.Have you ever read a book?

4.Just who's deformed tongue were you born with?

5.Just how much contempt do you have for your audience?

6.Do you do 8 hours of show prep, or 1 minute?

7.Does Tommy keep an extra set of 3x5 cards, for when you drop yours and they get all shuffled together?

8.Has Linda Moulton Howe ever told you you are a lecherous creep, off the air?

[PaulAtreides]

  I feel the same way about the fed.....

So I'm guessing you don't know much about the Fed's structure or governance.

[lonevoice]

Well if he was murdered then how was he on the show?

[UFQuack]

If anyone wants to hear Jorch go on his latest "people are acting weird" kick. He takes calls on it, and even though it is totally bad radio...er...the worst really, I think you'll enjoy hearing this bit. If not just to preserve it as a prime example of just how bad Jorch is! This open lines segment was a doozie!

Jorch starts off by calling people "nuts", says they're "in a fog", "zombies"...(imagine that? ...like of all people...Jorch should talk about people being in a fog?)

...and Jorch's mushmouth makes the word sound like zawmbies instead of zombies.

Go here and click on the timeline around 1hr 57min in:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH6YJPGRET8

Jorch is asked if "drugs" make people weird. But Jorch gives a definitive NO. Because Jorch doesn't want any normal explanation for why people are acting weird, he also doesn't want nail down how they are acting weird, because that way he can continue to play off the "weirdness" factor just to kill time.

Around the 2 hrs and 8 min mark, the caller Annie calls to offer Jorch her explanation, Jorch gets even more dopey in his tone of voice and demeanor and what ensues from thereon is an absurd conversational debate that two ordinary thinking people would never have.

But I'm not sure what else happened. I was in and out of sleep with the radio on, but I did not imagine what I heard.

Oh...and I forgot about this...(THIS IS A MUST HEAR) listen to how Jorch addresses a depressed person at the 2hrs 16min mark...what a jerk!

(You might also stay tuned for his splinter story.)

[136 or 142]

Well if he was murdered then how was he on the show?

Clever!

1.The guest claimed Sonny Bono was murdered.  I've heard that show twice.  The first time, he seemed to make a pretty convincing case, the second time, I thought there were a lot of things in his story that didn't make sense. Such as, indeed, why would they go to all the trouble to silence Sonny Bono but not murder the guest, who was the one who actually had the information.

2.I don't believe that being dead would preclude one from being on Coast to Coast with George Noory (or Lisa Garr), indeed dead guests might be superior to many of the allegedly live guests.

[136 or 142]

Oh God.... My wife just informed me that  Snoory and company are coming to my neighborhood this weekend...

Kent State is hosting a Paranormal weekend.
For $30 I can have lunch with him.....What an opportunity, if I can make it.

So I guess I need some creative questions to ask him. Any Suggestions?


http://www.kentparanormalweekend.com/

Noory had regular commercials on CKNW in Vancouver regarding his upcoming appearance hear.  He sounds like he says "...and we're going to have many surprised guests."

[11angeleyes11]

That is just cheezy!  I'm in trouble.   I ordered a double cheeseburger today and I only got a single.

[136 or 142]

  I feel the same way about the fed.....

The Fed doesn't tax you.  The most you can say is that the Fed takes your tax dollars as interest payments on the U.S government bonds they hold. However,  all of the profits from the interest income goes directly back to the government.

[136 or 142]

I have some suggestions for questions to ask Jorch.

1.Where do you buy your wigs?

2.When are you and Ten-Ton Tommy going to tie the knot?

3.Have you ever read a book?

4.Just who's deformed tongue were you born with?

5.Just how much contempt do you have for your audience?

6.Do you do 8 hours of show prep, or 1 minute?

7.Does Tommy keep an extra set of 3x5 cards, for when you drop yours and they get all shuffled together?

8.Has Linda Moulton Howe ever told you you are a lecherous creep, off the air?

9.Will Holiday Magic, Coast Style ever be placed on Grooveshark?

[inuk2600]

Around the 2 hrs and 8 min mark, the caller Annie calls to offer Jorch her explanation, Jorch picks up an even more dopey in the tone of his voice and demeanor and what ensues from thereon is an absurd conversational debate that two ordinary thinking people would never have.

Cool! George did an interactive there.

[136 or 142]

I would suggest to the "Jefferson" guest last night that they would be more productive spending their time seeking an elected State Agriculture Commissioner for California, or even an Agriculture and Natural Resources Commissioner.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

If anyone wants to hear Jorch go on his latest "people are acting weird" kick. He takes calls on it, and even though it is totally bad radio...er...the worst really, I think you'll enjoy hearing this bit. If not just to preserve it as a prime example of just how bad Jorch is! This open lines segment was a doozie!

Jorch starts off by calling people "nuts", says they're "in a fog", "zombies"...(imagine that? ...like of all people...Jorch should talk about people being in a fog?)

...and Jorch's mushmouth makes the word sound like zawmbies instead of zombies.

Go here and click on the timeline around 1hr 57min in:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH6YJPGRET8

Jorch is asked if "drugs" make people weird. But Jorch gives a definitive NO. Because Jorch doesn't want any normal explanation for why people are acting weird, he also doesn't want nail down how they are acting weird, because that way he can continue to play off the "weirdness" factor just to kill time.

Around the 2 hrs and 8 min mark, the caller Annie calls to offer Jorch her explanation, Jorch gets even more dopey in his tone of voice and demeanor and what ensues from thereon is an absurd conversational debate that two ordinary thinking people would never have.

But I'm not sure what else happened. I was in and out of sleep with the radio on, but I did not imagine what I heard.

Oh...and I forgot about this...(THIS IS A MUST HEAR) listen to how Jorch addresses a depressed person at the 2hrs 16min mark...what a jerk!

(You might also stay tuned for his splinter story.)

After I went to bed last night, I dreamt that Annie from Alabama and George Noory had an argument about whether fast food and pizza restaurants skimping on cheese were fueling homicidal tendencies among the masses.  I knew I shouldn't have started drinking Coke Zero again.

[136 or 142]

The "Jefferson" guest claimed to be "pro constitution" (whatever that means), but neglected to mention that the previous model of state senators being elected by county was knocked down by the U.S Supreme Court because of the principle of 'one person one vote' which is specifically prescribed by...the constitution.

Like most Rethuglic Party supporters he is for the constitution except when he's against it.

The guest laughingly claimed that he was 'neither a Democrat nor a Republican' but I would bet that you can count on one hand the number of Democrats who bring up 'socialism' completely unprompted and for no reason at all.  He could, of course, be a registered independent who merely supports the Rethuglic Party assuming that California allows people to register that way.

[Morgus]

During the final hour with open lines last night, when Noory was bringing up his observation that people around him are all "wacked out" again, Tommy said he only noticed such people when he was out with Noory.
So Noory is apparently the cause - when people see him they just go crazy?

[Nick el Ass]

During the final hour with open lines last night, when Noory was bringing up his observation that people around him are all "wacked out" again, Tommy said he only noticed such people when he was out with Noory.
So Noory is apparently the cause - when people see him they just go crazy?

A clear indication that the sucko virus is spreading.

[coaster]

Hoaxland is on tonight. It will be a good opportunity to find something to do other than listen to coast to coast.

[21st Century Man]

Hoaxland is on tonight. It will be a good opportunity to find something to do other than listen to coast to coast.

He must have had an apoplectic fit when Syrett did not give him another hour.

[136 or 142]

For the most part Hoaxland seems to be highly intelligent. Unfortunately he has too much imagination.

[YNOT]

For the most part Hoaxland seems to be highly intelligent. Unfortunately he has too much imagination.

No. he just fakes it well.

An old boss of mine had a term for people like him: An Articulate-Incompetent

[paladin1991]

So I'm guessing you don't know much about the Fed's structure or governance.

jJst enough to be dangerous!

[paladin1991]

Clever!

1.The guest claimed Sonny Bono was murdered.  I've heard that show twice.  The first time, he seemed to make a pretty convincing case, the second time, I thought there were a lot of things in his story that didn't make sense. Such as, indeed, why would they go to all the trouble to silence Sonny Bono but not murder the guest, who was the one who actually had the information.

2.I don't believe that being dead would preclude one from being on Coast to Coast with George Noory (or Lisa Garr), indeed dead guests might be superior to many of the allegedly live guests.

'They' smoked Bono for two reasons.  First was the long unsettled debt over making us hear 'I Got You Babe' for decades.  The other is because Bono was non-reptilian to this point, he hadn't undergone the whole blood exchange yet, and still had enough humanity left in him to grasp onto the danger to humanity.  He was going to go public and this story was just the tip of the iceberg.

I will ponder point 2.  It has the icy clarity of truth.  (And therefor is suspect in and of itself)

[Zetaspeak]

So I was listening to Wednesday night show.  Couple of things

How many times did Jorch or his callers or his guests say "this isn't a political show..... but" and then go on a major political rant, even worse even after saying that he went on and said he wanted to bring political candidates in, but it's not a political show. WTF.  That quote must have been said half a dozen times during Wednesday show.

Something pretty funny happened. During the last hour, Snoory was hyping the C2C twitter account, hyping it by saying "There's new tweet...... every DAY" My reaction was  Does Noory think doing a tweet a day is somehow some great social media outreach? A tweet a day is actually pretty low number for a major account. But he made it sound like a giant accomplishment or doing something overly impressive.

Thirdly, I am surprised it wasn't mentioned here, right at the end of Wednesday show, Jorch mentioned that Tom gave him a talking GPS for his car as a Chrsitmas gift a couple of years ago. Which is normal, a lot of people have that. One issue, doesn't Noory consistently talk about paranoia thoughts of gummmerment tracking and privacy and how he's really concerned about it. Now he says he's got such an intrusive gadget like a GPS in his car, as a gift for a few years now! It just another example that Noory is so full of crap, everything he claims to be "worried" about on C2C, the other 20 hours of the day he laughs at the idiots who buy into what he's selling. To be honest I think most radio hosts are full of crap and don't really believe what they are saying. What's sad is that there's people at home listening to him who do think he's being "straight up" with his "concerns"