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Quote from: whoozit on February 09, 2021, 05:43:19 PM
Eveytime I think BellGab can’t get weirder I am proven wrong.

Holy Hell you ain't just whistling Dixie!

What in God's name is happening here?

BTW, does anybody know if Michael V is ok? 

Quote from: WOTR on January 30, 2021, 09:45:58 PM
Fine. Thus far, Biden has provided employment to hundreds of elites with conflicts of interest.He has dumped millions of gallons back into the swamp, and has threatened to curtail free speech and freedom of association.

I believe he has done an excellent job fulfilling his mandate.

Almost as hot as the man date McCarthy just had with Donnie Has Been.

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on January 29, 2021, 03:31:15 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFz6egliQes

Jesus he looks like William Shatner in that shot.  Come to think of it, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time...

Quote from: WOTR on January 30, 2021, 07:59:01 PM
Was Heather really just MV in drag? Where is our bellgabber of the year (timebandit) to cheer him on?

Or is MV Heather in butch?

I noticed that Li Li hasn't been on his own site since before the Insurrection.  Do we need to consider that he may need a lawyer?  Should we start a gabfundme page?

If you're out there, Michael, come home!

Quote from: Jackstar on January 18, 2021, 01:22:59 PM
He says he can't tell me, but I can tell that he's lying. Now he's embarrassed. This isn't fun for either of us. Show a little G-ddamned respect, People.

No, it's true.  The explosion of "paranormal" shows has diffused the field into hucksters and hustlers pushing books, videos, memberships, & "experiences".

I am embarrassed that I may one of the few people in the world who still enjoy cryptids, disclosure, and unexplained phenomena.  Maybe I need to grow up.

Quote from: DanTSX on January 19, 2021, 06:55:39 AM
I got sick of his shit.

I can see that.  His last go-round was like a one time Cy Young pitcher who's lost his fastball.  His David Paulides interview was so aloof it was disconcerting.  Nonetheless, Art vs sNoory? I think if you dug Art up now he would do a better show than Jorch.  Even Richard Syrett, who I like as host despite his wingnuttiness, isn't Art.

I used to really enjoy Ian but there's just a weird edge to him these days that makes him hit or miss.

There's only so much Knapp, and he's making noise like he may be "winding down, folks".

I'm becoming the old crank who fondly remembers the "good old days". Having said that, who gets the show when Jorch swallows that final pizza roll?

Waitaminute!!!!

Who took the "Sucks" out of this thread title??!?!?

Sure as Hell know it wasn't Snorge....

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 19, 2020, 10:53:21 PM
I think people who claim to support Biden are just fucking with people. Nobody could be that stupid. I mean c’mon man!

Hold my beer...

Quote from: Juan on December 19, 2020, 05:59:14 AM
Ted was 1.5 years old.

And a nefarious bastard even then!

Even most loyal Mikey P gets it...

https://www.npr.org/2020/12/19/948318197/pompeo-russia-pretty-clearly-behind-massive-solarwinds-cyberattack

Quote from: Innerreach on December 19, 2020, 02:11:51 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">....discussing the possibility that it may be China (it may!). There could also have been a hit on our ridiculous voting machines during the election, which is now obvious that I won big, making it an even more corrupted embarrassment for the USA. @DNI_Ratcliffe @SecPompeo</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 19, 2020

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"It may?"

It don't.  It's Donny's Pal Putie who has been fisting us the last four years while cons cry "hoax".

Quote from: WOTR on December 19, 2020, 03:57:01 PM
Maybe this comes from listening to a CEO dressed in a suit start the meeting by introducing himself. "Hi, my name is Myke, and I identify as a male. I prefer the pronouns of he and him. I want to thank the first nations and acknowledge that this meeting is taking place on unceded land."

No, I'm not joking. That was an actual greeting. So you will excuse me if I decide to make light of this type of absolute BS.

You want to pick a fight with MV that's on you...

Quote from: DanTSX on December 19, 2020, 08:43:27 AM
I’ll hold off on critiquing “Dr” Jill’s community college curriculum level intellectualism until a later, more convenient date.  Tunxis level....

Wow.  You had to go to the Tunxis level right off the bat.

I'd be a bit more offended but my brother taught at Middlesex for nine and a half years; he did teach one semester at Tunxis, but he was not a fan...

Quote from: Juan on December 11, 2020, 04:38:18 PM
If it needed a computer to unscramble it,  I think it would have been impossible for someone in 1969 to have created. There are a lot of assumptions made.

Yes, but if anyone would know:

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Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 18, 2020, 10:09:30 PM
Ellgab does a weekly podcast too?

Prolly, but not my cup of libtard chardonnay. 

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How soon after January 20th does Melania let the hammer drop?

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Or Ivanka?

 
And now reality begins to reassert itself...

https://www.businessinsider.com/smartmatic-voting-company-demands-retraction-fox-news-oan-newsmax-2020-12

Is there a CuckCast tomorrow?

Quote from: ItsOver on December 17, 2020, 06:27:51 AM
Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) Tweeted:
This is in Columbus, Ohio. Someone posted this on Facebook. Covid has people going crazy 😫😱😢 https://t.co/SmFLo6Z8Ec

Goodness I had wondered whatever became of Paper*Boy (I'm not using the rest of it...)

Quote from: WOTR on December 16, 2020, 11:39:37 PM
Look. At least she has given you all of the information upfront that you need to deal with her. Now you know how she identifies so that you can respectfully use proper pronouns.

Wow.  You guys are realllly deep down the rabbit hole.  For your own sakes, please refuse any Kool Aid offered to you, even in the most gracious of hospitality.

Quote from: Asuka Langley on December 14, 2020, 10:50:08 PM
I'm not voting anymore, i know i said that last time but i didn't expect this shit. I had to hold my nose to vote Drumpf to keep a pedophile out of office and now pedophile incest is fine... #ClownWorld

Right, because it would neeevvvvveeerrrr happen otherwise...

Quote from: DanTSX on December 14, 2020, 10:56:54 PM
I bet his twitter avatar has a mask on...

I gave up on twitter but...

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 14, 2020, 10:39:34 PM
I think this post aged even better. It’s the one I was responding to in the post NIT quoted.

How 'bout that?  I must have been remote viewing.

Quote from: DanTSX on December 14, 2020, 10:07:45 PM

Bart’s site has an odd feel and atmosphere.  The cat lady contingent from here migrated there and flourished.  Bart is better left to himself.

He banned me for smiting the Karens constantly.

Well then I will happily punt on the whole damn thing.

"Karens"   

Quote from: DanTSX on December 14, 2020, 09:58:21 PM

In other words, you spent four years in some other angsty hug-box commiserating to pwn the conservatards over on ball grab... :

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It only took all of the good guys in control of the banks, corporations, universities and media to prevail.

You won't believe this, but I basically just ghost read things here (when there was a "here") but then I saw Bart Ell had a site?  I didn't join it because Bart Ell and I were a little less than friends (not that it would matter, I suppose, but I just felt like I owed MV a wee bit of love, too...).

Quote from: DanTSX on December 14, 2020, 09:58:21 PM

In other words, you spent four years in some other angsty hug-box commiserating to pwn the conservatards over on ball grab... :

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It only took all of the good guys in control of the banks, corporations, universities and media to prevail.

Well, them and 81 million of their friends...

Quote from: DanTSX on December 14, 2020, 09:52:26 PM
Hello nowhere.  Welcome back.  Post often.

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Many thanks!  I have to admit I got waaaay behind the curve when the site seemed to disappear for awhile, only to see MV pop up on Youtube. 

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on December 14, 2020, 09:12:23 PM
So, were you afraid to post here when Trump was president and now feel emboldened by Biden?

No.  Frankly I was bored to tears by the circle jerk of Trumpologists in here forecasting greatness and faking their way through it as he screwed the pooch.

I figured this dungeon of despair would be in panic mode by now and I stopped by to smell the fear.

(If you were curious it's a mix of Paco Rabanne, feet, and a hint of Christmas Pine Wreath. )

Quote from: Dr. MD MD on November 10, 2016, 09:57:30 PM
That's alright with me. The comedic relief is welcome. I'm going to love watching people make mincemeat of you here, you no credibility cuck! 

Looooooove how this post has aged.

Quote from: Innerreach on December 14, 2020, 08:50:07 PM
Thank you for that most riveting insight NIT.... Truly remarkable statement.

https://imgur.com/nEbQ51x

It's my honor.  I was just curious to see how you all were taking the obvious.  Not surprised to see fantasy is still alive and well here in MV's Pleasure Cave.