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Srendi Bastard-Welcome to your birthday roast!

Started by Inglorious Bitch, March 23, 2016, 06:37:45 AM

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Northern Nights on March 23, 2016, 11:10:30 AM
Happy Birthday SV! I figure that someone whose posts have had me laughing hard enough to almost crack a rib deserves best wishes. Though you just might put me in traction someday you bloody bastard!

He'll be very bloody once the stripper has finished with his feeble pasty body..he'll be left as a husk.

BellBoy

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 23, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
He'll be very bloody once the stripper has finished with his feeble pasty body..he'll be left as a husk.

While we all sat around, getting plastered
We all told SV he's a bastard
Sweet Kathy performed her 'Donkey Act'
But, you know it's a fact
Boning SV was the deed that she'd mastered

pyewacket

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 23, 2016, 10:13:50 AM
That's wonderful, pye!  The old tosser better appreciate it!

Thank you so much, RoberGG! He had a fit over my first two attempts; threw them on the floor and stomped them in a rage. Let's hope that three's the charm.  ;)

Here, RGG- share this at the party -super sized style from....


pyewacket

Uhmmm- I found this little lady out in the hall- she's looking for "that bastard birthday boy"- apparently she's got business with him.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
Uhmmm- I found this little lady out in the hall- she's looking for "that bastard birthday boy"- apparently she's got business with him.



Art will go to any lengths to foil the "stalker". Including wearing a disguise.

BellBoy

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 11:40:09 AM
Art will go to any lengths to foil the "stalker". Including wearing a disguise.

My bad! I could have sworn that was IB.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: BellBoy on March 23, 2016, 11:46:11 AM
My bad! I could have sworn that was IB.

Art has better legs - he got that way by running away from intruders all the time. He also has a better rack.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 23, 2016, 11:40:09 AM
Art will go to any lengths to foil the "stalker". Including wearing a disguise.

I'm looking forward to sweaty Kath....I mean the stripper eat clam chowder out of your arse crack.

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 11:34:42 AM
Thank you so much, RoberGG! He had a fit over my first two attempts; threw them on the floor and stomped them in a rage. Let's hope that three's the charm.  ;)

That figures, because he's such a poncey ingrate, but it is always fun when he squeals indignantly and stamps his little ballerina feet in impotent rage.  :D

QuoteHere, RGG- share this at the party -super sized style from....



Damn! That's from my last birthday. Who gave you that?

GravitySucks

Happy Birthday to SredniVashtar!!!

Limey bastard that he is.

pyewacket

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 23, 2016, 12:10:31 PM
Damn! That's from my last birthday. Who gave you that?

It was on the cover of Hefty Eaters Magazine. Congratulations.... I think.  :-\ :-*

ItsOver

Quote from: GravitySucks on March 23, 2016, 12:24:49 PM
Happy Birthday to SredniVashtar!!!

Limey bastard that he is.
Was he hatched, like a Noory?




Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 12:30:52 PM
It was on the cover of Hefty Eaters Magazine. Congratulations.... I think.  :-\ :-*

This year I'm gonna eat two of those suckers because one wasn't enough!

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 11:34:42 AM
Thank you so much, RoberGG! He had a fit over my first two attempts; threw them on the floor and stomped them in a rage. Let's hope that three's the charm.  ;)

Here, RGG- share this at the party -super sized style from....




pyewacket

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 23, 2016, 12:42:49 PM
This year I'm gonna eat two of those suckers because one wasn't enough!

An insatiable man you are and I've seen you out dinning. Everything's a contest with you, RobertGG!  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxMYcIZstCk

Quote from: FightTheFuture on March 23, 2016, 12:47:51 PM


That looks like it would be delicious if it were battered, wrapped in bacon, deep fried, and smothered with cheese!

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 12:56:14 PM
An insatiable man you are and I've seen you out dinning. Everything's a contest with you, RobertGG!  ;D



Just don't try to force me to finish it off with a mint.

pyewacket

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on March 23, 2016, 01:16:01 PM
Just don't try to force me to finish it off with a mint.

;D
"Young Man: I hope monsieur was not overdoing it last night.
Creosotish Man: Shut up!
Young Man: D'Accord."

WhiteCrow

Happy Birthday

Love All...   Fuck SV

This is White Crow

JENX

Happy birthday S.V.. Hope it's full of great memories made! (We'll see if your back tomorrow.). Lol Make sure you carry I.D.   ;)

onan

Happy Birthday, my dear Sredni. I would apologize for arriving late, but I really didn't want to visit in the first place. It seems that, no matter how I try to avoid interacting with you, I keep getting pulled into some event, that you are not only party to, but responsible for as well.

Well, happy birthday, can you at least wash next time?

littlechris

Happy Birthday Shreddy!!

Thanks for all the good times!

-Chris



ItsOver

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 23, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
He'll be very bloody once the stripper has finished with his feeble pasty body..he'll be left as a husk.
That was awfully nice of you, pud, to get all dolled up in drag, once again, just for SV.


coaster

I am angry with you people for making me stay up all night and forcing me to drink all that beer. Shame on you. grow up, dickheads.

Quote from: ItsOver on March 23, 2016, 12:41:42 PM
So, initially, he did hatch.



Is that Snoory hatching? He was right, he was born with a forked tongue.

Quote from: coaster on March 23, 2016, 03:42:57 PM
I am angry with you people for making me stay up all night and forcing me to drink all that beer. Shame on you. grow up, dickheads.

So you stayed home and slept today? Who do you think you are, Falkie? Do you have a naked Kathy lying next to you?

Quote from: pyewacket on March 23, 2016, 11:37:12 AM
Uhmmm- I found this little lady out in the hall- she's looking for "that bastard birthday boy"- apparently she's got business with him.


Hey, how did you find my Facebook page? Oh crap, I forgot to wear my bra again.

pyewacket

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 23, 2016, 03:51:45 PM
Hey, how did you find my Facebook page? Oh crap, I forgot to wear my bra again.

Seriously!?!?! Wow you look so different in your old picture. To tell you the truth - you look better with a little meat on your bones. 



PS- You still should wear a bra.

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