Midnight In The Desert

[Royal_Tenenbaum]

where you that "Rusty" cranky caller?!

No, just asked about ghosts and how they relate to different religions.

[El Chorro]

This caller sounds clearer than the others. Hmmm

[paladin1991]

When aren't you?! (Usually to gay porn)

Are you still pissed because I wouldn't use that heavily calloused throat of yours? 

[WinWinS]

I forgot to Bellgab shoutout.

Thanks for calling in

Mrs.Winnie Approved 

[SredniVashtar]

I have written enough truly awful poetry

We've noticed.

[SciFiAuthor]

I have written enough truly awful poetry under similar circumstances to be wary of blaming it on anyone else, let alone some masterful collective consciousness 

I think it's an illusion caused by pouring disorganized ideas into a structure foreign to them, much like filling out a crossword puzzle -- you can't do it without being aware that somebody else created the puzzle, even if it's you.

Yeah, me too. I think it's a mode of the creative brain rather than anything supernatural. Some tapping of the subconscious that allows a hyper-focus. I think it happens for other people in different ways, such as someone building a ship model and losing track of time, or anyone that's "in the zone" for what they do.

[paladin1991]

I'm not. The only way I can write that shit is to imagine Dr. DM DM as Alex Jones getting pounded by an unwieldy overweight tyrannosaur that looks suspiciously like Cenk Uygur all while Paul Joseph Watson pouts in the corner from being "rejected". Writer's burden man, writer's burden.

Oh wait!  Wait!  Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Somebody give me a smoke.

[Dr. MD MD]

Are you still pissed because I wouldn't use that heavily calloused throat of yours?

No, I figure you have enough of your FBI coworkers to do that kinda stuff with.

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh wait!  Wait!  Oh, oh, oh, oh! 

Somebody give me a smoke.

Faggot! :

[paladin1991]

No, I figure you have enough of your FBI coworkers to do that kinda stuff with.

Not in Federal service anymore.  Troll.

[paladin1991]

Faggot! :

Jealous Fag.    Troll.

[Spookcat]

If ghosts are projections can I haunt myself?

It seems to be along the lines of the question of if you make a clone of yourself and engage in sexual acts with that clone, would that be considered masturbation?
DON'T YOU DARE ASK YOUR GUEST THIS PART, DAVE!

[Doomed]

If I could understand what you just wrote,  I would suggest you call in and ask

Chicken or the egg thing, I guess. Gave me a brain cramp too.

[Dr. MD MD]

Not in Federal service anymore.  Troll.

Hey, once always, right? 

[SredniVashtar]

I don't need to be. I write futuristic gay dinosaur porn where my main character, Dr. DM DM, gets pounded by raptors. Who's not going to like that shit?

I'll take a dozen. In wipe-clean covers.

[Lilith]

No, just asked about ghosts and how they relate to different religions.

Ya done GREAT! 

[paladin1991]

It seems to be along the lines of the question of if you make a clone of yourself and engage in sexual acts with that clone, would that be considered masturbation?
DON'T YOU DARE ASK YOUR GUEST THIS PART, DAVE!

No Dave.  Ask the whole question.

[Dr. MD MD]

Jealous Fag.    Troll.

That really hurts. YAWN!

[Spookcat]

Chicken or the egg thing, I guess. Gave me a brain cramp too.

Sorry, I'm scattered tonight.

[Lilith]

SHOUTOUT!! Thanks Dave! I win your wife.

I heard El Chorro 

[Doomed]

Hey Warren, nice eyes, amigo. I got stuck on second-season Outer Limits.

Yep. One of my addictions when I was a wee lad. Im still a fan of the Outer Limits.
You like the eyes eh? My contact lenses are the size of hubcaps.

[K_Dubb]

We've noticed.

...says the man who can't write a simple limerick    Meter is utterly foreign to you.

[sydtron]

DAVE!

QUESTION:  What's to stop two opposing groups of citizen remote viewers from having an unchecked psychic war of influence?? What would be the outcome?

[Spookcat]

No Dave.  Ask the whole question.

Nonono, he's already had a spookcat question tonight, he doesn't need more.

[El Chorro]

Yep. One of my addictions when I was a wee lad. Im still a fan of the Outer Limits.
You like the eyes eh? My contact lenses are the size of hubcaps.

Same here. I cloned myself and encountered a bird man. Was quite good.

[Doomed]

Sorry, I'm scattered tonight.

Its cool. Be sure to sweep up when your done.

[Doomed]

Same here. I cloned myself and encountered a bird man. Was quite good.

Heh....nice. 

[Belles]

Oh please. The FBI doesn't keep an eye on ppl brought to their attention.

[Spookcat]

Its cool. Be sure to sweep up when your done.

Okay!

[SredniVashtar]

...says the man who can't write a simple limerick    Meter is utterly foreign to you.

That's completely untrue. I've seen some of yours and they were like e.e  cummings on crack. My second will call on you in the morning.