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Explain the Bellgab universe...

Started by The General, June 24, 2015, 05:13:00 PM



zeebo

And Lo there was a cosmic force, known by some as the Jorch Force .. a.k.a. the Cosmic Suck.  Amidst the great collapse of All There Is brought on by its Continued Implosions, a Great Mystic came forth from the Void and conjured a Curious Realm, protected by a powerful Anti-Suckage Shield - which, having been known by various names through the Mists of Time, is today known as The Bellgab.  Its Form and Content is Ever-Changing, and sometimes Hull Breaches do occur - like the mighty Art Bell Quits rift which threatened to crack it's seams, and occasional Falkie meteors too - but throughout these incursions, it has continued to endure, providing a Sanctuary for all.

Nobody

Quote from: The General on June 24, 2015, 05:13:00 PM
How would you explain the Bellgab universe to the uninitiated?

"It's an internet forum where people who probably believe in aliens gang up on a guy from Pittsburgh. There's also a supplemental podcast."

"Its like the huge, poorly decorated waiting room of a clinic that specialises in treating STIs.  Try to avoid eye contact and, should anyone enquire why you are there, you're 'waiting for a friend.'"

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on March 10, 2017, 08:21:13 PM
And Lo there was a cosmic force, known by some as the Jorch Force .. a.k.a. the Cosmic Suck.  Amidst the great collapse of All There Is brought on by its Continued Implosions, a Great Mystic came forth from the Void and conjured a Curious Realm, protected by a powerful Anti-Suckage Shield - which, having been known by various names through the Mists of Time, is today known as The Bellgab.  Its Form and Content is Ever-Changing, and sometimes Hull Breaches do occur - like the mighty Art Bell Quits rift which threatened to crack it's seams, and occasional Falkie meteors too - but throughout these incursions, it has continued to endure, providing a Sanctuary for all.
I think I'm going to cry.  Just beautiful.


CozyRozie

Quote from: The General on June 24, 2015, 05:13:00 PM
How would you explain the Bellgab universe to the uninitiated?

"It's an internet forum where people who probably believe in aliens gang up on a guy from Pittsburgh. There's also a supplemental podcast."

If things go according to plan very soon there will be nothing to explain, HE HE HE :o

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