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Haiku for Art Bell

Started by The General, December 03, 2013, 06:15:07 PM

FallenSeraph

SO MUCH TALENT HERE
in this Haiku for Art Bell
thread! My mind, reeling.

;D 8) ;D 8)

FallenSeraph

Quote from: eeieeyeoh on January 19, 2014, 01:34:50 PM
Myst'ry rock on Mars.
light angle jelly doughnut.
NASA rover took dump.

RCH impressed.
Stock feed till spring.
Mars vulva next.

George scratching head.
Rather be living than dead.
Appreciates greatful said.

"Mars vulva next."

**slowly puts down slice of pizza and closes the laptop**

:)

Heather Wade

I gave Thunderdrums,
Art played it on Dark Matter.
Made my head explode.

The General

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 19, 2014, 02:01:30 PM
I gave Thunderdrums,
Art played it on Dark Matter.
Made my head explode.
you bad ass.
selecting music
for Art Bell.

The General

Don't Leave Me This Way,
Counting Flowers On The Wall...
What A Fool Believes.

Heather Wade

A pipe found on Mars,
Looked like a big bong to me.
Aliens smoke pot?

The General

In The Air Tonight,
Alone Again, Natch'rally.
Nothing But Heartache.

Elinor

Aliens won't make
First contact.  Instead move Mars
Rock just for the lulz.

Heather Wade

"Am I On The Air?"
"Yes, for fuck sake, it's you now."
This really bugged Art.

aldousburbank

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 19, 2014, 02:07:33 PM
A pipe found on Mars,
Looked like a big bong to me.
Aliens smoke pot?
Dear Miss Redacted
How do you think they got there?
The ET I mean

The General

Dead Bigfoot.
Bugs gave you the map.
Find the bones.

Heather Wade

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 19, 2014, 02:48:04 PM
Dear Miss Redacted
How do you think they got there?
The ET I mean

They came in search of
Said, "Take me to your dealer,"
Just like the t-shirt.

Then, a crash on Mars,
Heard Art Bell on air from Earth,
Left the bong behind.

FallenSeraph

His voice on the phone.
"Wild Card Line, you're on the air."
Pure magic, my friends.

onan

once wrote a poem
didn't rhyme, but didn't matter
next time, umm, maybe

Heather Wade

From a double-wide
Came the greatest radio
Our world ever heard.

Heather Wade

Art Bell disappeared
But, radio we still want
Dark Weekend... awesome.

eeieeyeoh

Laptop cooked pizza.
Know not before or behind.
Tomorrow just dwells.

aldousburbank

Quote from: (Redacted) on January 19, 2014, 03:17:33 PM
From a double-wide
Came the greatest radio
Our world ever heard.
Ding!

aldousburbank

Quote from: The General on January 18, 2014, 11:31:53 PM
the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain
The General scores in the Top Right Corner!

Heather Wade

Call Mad Man Markham,
He will bring the time machine.
Turn back the clock, dude!

Heather Wade

Art and Ramona,
Cool, like Mulder and Scully
Who can fill these shoes?

Heather Wade

First time caller here,
I spoke with Jonathan Reed.
What a freakin' trip.

eeieeyeoh

Bigfoot came and went.
Next to tree where spent.
Better half dug hole first.

Baby Bigfoot discovered.
Delivery beyond belief.
NSA cleanup on aisle 9.

Saw triangle of light.
Bounced to and fro.
Then an ignited fart.

Peace and good will.
Chuckles come and go.
Tomorrow must grow.

Heather Wade

Roswells, 51's,
A six-week ride, strange & fun,
Too soon, it was done.

The General

Quote from: aldousburbank on January 19, 2014, 03:43:23 PM
The General scores in the Top Right Corner!
Heh.  Howd'ya like that. 

slippingaway

Forever Art is
King of late-night radio
His voice will be missed

eeieeyeoh

Quote from: slippingaway on January 19, 2014, 05:24:06 PM
Forever Art is
King of late-night radio
His voice will be missed

Missed is pissed here.
Not time to clear throat.
Eisner Pluto moon schitz.


Heather Wade

Art Bell, here, then gone.
Try to listen to old shows,
But, it is torture.


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