Haiku for Art Bell

[George Drooly]

whore house on the moon
dick hoagland first customer
heinlein was the pimp

[George Drooly]

do you smell onions
let the probing begin now
dance chris walken dance

[MV/Liberace!]

quit quit quit quit quit
quit quit quit quit quit quit quit
quit quit quit quit quit

it sort of looks like a middle finger.  interesting.

[FallenSeraph]

Memories of Art
leave us parched in the desert.
There is no Ding Ding.

[Elinor]

Alone, abandoned
In the night.  Alas, what fools
We Bellgabbers be!

[The General]

Robbing the
Bell Family Vault.
Where's Art's Parts?

[Heather Wade]

Haiku for Art Bell
Into the night he faded,
Better to burn out.

[The General]

the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain

[Heather Wade]

No Art Bell tonight;
Quiet now from 10 to 2.
Bring our old friend back.

[Elinor]

the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain

Prescription meds and
An adult beverage.  Sweet
Dreams are made of these.

[The General]

Prescription meds and
An adult beverage.  Sweet
Dreams are made of these.

Chianti
Laura Brannigan
and Art Bell.

[Heather Wade]

Coffee and a smoke,
Art Bell on the radio,
Good times... in the past.

[The General]

Somebody
please put George Noory
down Mel's Hole

[The General]

Art come back
I'm down to my last
Pizza Punch

[The General]

Y2K
Will never find me
hiding here

[The General]

insane rambling
hubris of the highest kind
Richard C Hoagland

[The General]

Smoking cigarettes
Watching Captain Kangaroo
I've nothing to do.

[The General]

Sardondi
We miss you in the
Haiku threads

[FallenSeraph]

Using my fingers
to count haiku syllables.
Art, this is your fault.

[Heather Wade]

BellGab shared a dream,
We listened to Dark Matter.
Was it ever real?

[Heather Wade]

Art didn't have fun,
Who knows why he really quit.
The Bell is un-rung.

[Heather Wade]

He started it all,
It was a magical time.
Dusty microphone.

[Elinor]

Myst'ry rock on Mars.
Squint eyes, see face . . . OMG!
Alert Richard C.

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[aldousburbank]

Using my fingers
to count haiku syllables.
Art, this is your fault.

Heh

[NefariousBanana]

Somewhere in time
It's midnight in the desert
Non-compete sucks ass

[aldousburbank]

the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain

This some funny shit
The General has spoken
Laughing my ass off

[Elinor]

Art needs an agent.
Someone to whisper in his
Ear:  "Thou art mortal!"

[FallenSeraph]

Myst'ry rock on Mars.
Squint eyes, see face . . . OMG!
Alert Richard C.

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LOL

[eeieeyeoh]

Myst'ry rock on Mars.
light angle jelly doughnut.
NASA rover took dump.

RCH impressed.
Stock feed till spring.
Mars vulva next.

George scratching head.
Rather be living than dead.
Appreciates greatful said.

[Heather Wade]

UFO's and ghosts
Don't get the respect Art gave.
Now, left with suckage.