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Haiku for Art Bell

Started by The General, December 03, 2013, 06:15:07 PM

The General

Non Compete
Please don't sign one, Art!
It's a trap!

The General

raging through the night
stream issues interrupt me
god damn prostate gland

The General

Premiere Radio
institutional hatred
hoist the black flag, Art!

The General

Vaguely lovable
But now barely readable
Bellgab imploded

I quit once before
I Called it retirement
Then I quit again

aldousburbank

Fall brought us much joy
Which lasted as long as a
Hollywood marriage

Art Bell posted here
Asshats chased off Eddie Coyle
Art stopped posting too

I have a website
Used to be on radio
George Noory still is

Where is the Bellman?
Snooremaster is loose again,
Someone please catch him.

maureen

"How does that strike you?"
"With a dull thud," replied all,
"We want Art Bell back!"

Art Bell may talk shit

but In the end, will just quit

yes, I told you so


We mark off days
On wall cat calendar 
Two winters

At Bell's non-compete
Includes talking on the phone
And watching TV

Elinor

On the edge with Art.
We were ready, good to go.
Then the edge crumbled.

aldousburbank

Wherefore art thou Art?
Thy voice be gone from the night
And you never write

Elinor

Art's show is no more.
Dark Matter's bereft of life.
It has ceased to be.

Dark Matter's shuffled
Off its mortal coil. We're left
Pining for the fjords.

The General

Jazmunda...
the Aussie skype calls
killed the show

Miranda

Art Bell gone again
Behold Bateman, rising star
Time for fresh talent

Elinor

Do you remember
New Year's Eve prediction shows?
The Bell Fam'ly Vault

Would hold the guesses
Of list'ners 'round the world, then
Art's toast at midnight.

BobGrau

Old bulldogs explode
Diarrhea recipe
George's book have that

aldousburbank

Quote from: BobGrau on December 28, 2013, 10:29:26 AM
Old bulldogs explode
Diarrhea recipe
George's book have that
Could it get better?
A diarrhea haiku?
Grau and Kahlua?

BobGrau

Quote from: aldousburbank on December 28, 2013, 11:12:27 AM
Could it get better?
A diarrhea haiku?
Grau and Kahlua?

Manflu, Yorkie's fault
Paracetamol and hash
Good enough for me

BobGrau

tut fucking spellcheck
the Apocalypse turned out
to be Lol Clips App.

Elinor

Wish we could spend New
Year's on the high desert with
Art and open lines.

Ground control to Art
Your show's dead and Noory's on
Feeling very blue

The General

Ride, ride my see saw
it's difficult with no one
on the other side

The General

"think streaming"
but Sirius thinks
"non-compete"

The General

no prediction show
I just sat here with nothing
worth listening to

George Drooly

quit quit quit quit quit
quit quit quit quit quit quit quit
quit quit quit quit quit

George Drooly

pinay vagina
ten thousand volt antenna
e cigs don't cut it

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