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Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #60 on: January 19, 2014, 01:57:53 PM »
SO MUCH TALENT HERE
in this Haiku for Art Bell
thread! My mind, reeling.

 ;D 8) ;D 8)

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #61 on: January 19, 2014, 01:59:24 PM »
Myst'ry rock on Mars.
light angle jelly doughnut.
NASA rover took dump.

RCH impressed.
Stock feed till spring.
Mars vulva next.

George scratching head.
Rather be living than dead.
Appreciates greatful said.

"Mars vulva next."

**slowly puts down slice of pizza and closes the laptop**

 :)

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #62 on: January 19, 2014, 02:01:30 PM »
I gave Thunderdrums,
Art played it on Dark Matter.
Made my head explode.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #63 on: January 19, 2014, 02:03:57 PM »
I gave Thunderdrums,
Art played it on Dark Matter.
Made my head explode.
you bad ass.
selecting music
for Art Bell.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #64 on: January 19, 2014, 02:06:59 PM »
Don't Leave Me This Way,
Counting Flowers On The Wall...
What A Fool Believes.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #65 on: January 19, 2014, 02:07:33 PM »
A pipe found on Mars,
Looked like a big bong to me.
Aliens smoke pot?

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2014, 02:11:18 PM »
In The Air Tonight,
Alone Again, Natch'rally.
Nothing But Heartache.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2014, 02:28:33 PM »
Aliens won't make
First contact.  Instead move Mars
Rock just for the lulz.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2014, 02:29:43 PM »
"Am I On The Air?"
"Yes, for fuck sake, it's you now."
This really bugged Art.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2014, 02:48:04 PM »
A pipe found on Mars,
Looked like a big bong to me.
Aliens smoke pot?
Dear Miss Redacted
How do you think they got there?
The ET I mean

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2014, 02:49:54 PM »
Dead Bigfoot.
Bugs gave you the map.
Find the bones.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2014, 03:06:42 PM »
Dear Miss Redacted
How do you think they got there?
The ET I mean

They came in search of
Said, "Take me to your dealer,"
Just like the t-shirt.

Then, a crash on Mars,
Heard Art Bell on air from Earth,
Left the bong behind.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2014, 03:12:17 PM »
His voice on the phone.
"Wild Card Line, you're on the air."
Pure magic, my friends.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2014, 03:15:13 PM »
once wrote a poem
didn't rhyme, but didn't matter
next time, umm, maybe

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2014, 03:17:33 PM »
From a double-wide
Came the greatest radio
Our world ever heard.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #75 on: January 19, 2014, 03:22:59 PM »
Art Bell disappeared
But, radio we still want
Dark Weekend... awesome.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #76 on: January 19, 2014, 03:28:52 PM »
Laptop cooked pizza.
Know not before or behind.
Tomorrow just dwells.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #77 on: January 19, 2014, 03:40:16 PM »
From a double-wide
Came the greatest radio
Our world ever heard.
Ding!

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #78 on: January 19, 2014, 03:43:23 PM »
the only thing that
is raging through the night now
is my shoulder pain
The General scores in the Top Right Corner!

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #79 on: January 19, 2014, 03:43:37 PM »
Call Mad Man Markham,
He will bring the time machine.
Turn back the clock, dude!

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #80 on: January 19, 2014, 03:48:07 PM »
Art and Ramona,
Cool, like Mulder and Scully
Who can fill these shoes?

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #81 on: January 19, 2014, 04:04:01 PM »
First time caller here,
I spoke with Jonathan Reed.
What a freakin' trip.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #82 on: January 19, 2014, 04:08:47 PM »
Bigfoot came and went.
Next to tree where spent.
Better half dug hole first.

Baby Bigfoot discovered.
Delivery beyond belief.
NSA cleanup on aisle 9.

Saw triangle of light.
Bounced to and fro.
Then an ignited fart.

Peace and good will.
Chuckles come and go.
Tomorrow must grow.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #83 on: January 19, 2014, 04:47:53 PM »
Roswells, 51's,
A six-week ride, strange & fun,
Too soon, it was done.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #84 on: January 19, 2014, 04:57:46 PM »
The General scores in the Top Right Corner!
Heh.  Howd'ya like that. 

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #85 on: January 19, 2014, 05:24:06 PM »
Forever Art is
King of late-night radio
His voice will be missed

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #86 on: January 19, 2014, 06:47:30 PM »
Forever Art is
King of late-night radio
His voice will be missed

Missed is pissed here.
Not time to clear throat.
Eisner Pluto moon schitz.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #87 on: January 19, 2014, 07:57:55 PM »
art is back
at least in reruns
http://www.artbellalways.com/

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #88 on: January 19, 2014, 08:12:08 PM »
Art Bell, here, then gone.
Try to listen to old shows,
But, it is torture.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #89 on: January 19, 2014, 08:13:20 PM »