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Haiku for Art Bell
« on: December 03, 2013, 06:15:07 PM »
Non Compete
Please don't sign one, Art!
It's a trap!

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2013, 06:16:44 PM »
raging through the night
stream issues interrupt me
god damn prostate gland

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 06:23:07 PM »
Premiere Radio
institutional hatred
hoist the black flag, Art!

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2013, 06:27:27 PM »
Vaguely lovable
But now barely readable
Bellgab imploded

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2013, 09:05:37 PM »
I quit once before
I Called it retirement
Then I quit again

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2013, 09:12:51 PM »
Fall brought us much joy
Which lasted as long as a
Hollywood marriage

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2013, 09:16:45 PM »
Art Bell posted here
Asshats chased off Eddie Coyle
Art stopped posting too

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2013, 09:26:08 PM »
I have a website
Used to be on radio
George Noory still is

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2013, 09:52:26 PM »
Where is the Bellman?
Snooremaster is loose again,
Someone please catch him.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2013, 10:32:00 AM »
"How does that strike you?"
"With a dull thud," replied all,
"We want Art Bell back!"

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2013, 10:49:36 AM »
Art Bell may talk shit

but In the end, will just quit

yes, I told you so


Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2013, 04:56:48 PM »
We mark off days
On wall cat calendar 
Two winters

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2013, 10:34:24 PM »
At Bell's non-compete
Includes talking on the phone
And watching TV

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2013, 01:14:02 PM »
On the edge with Art.
We were ready, good to go.
Then the edge crumbled.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2013, 01:20:45 PM »
Wherefore art thou Art?
Thy voice be gone from the night
And you never write

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2013, 01:38:44 PM »
Art's show is no more.
Dark Matter's bereft of life.
It has ceased to be.

Dark Matter's shuffled
Off its mortal coil. We're left
Pining for the fjords.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2013, 02:09:27 PM »
Jazmunda...
the Aussie skype calls
killed the show

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2013, 12:58:12 AM »
Art Bell gone again
Behold Bateman, rising star
Time for fresh talent

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2013, 10:03:28 AM »
Do you remember
New Year's Eve prediction shows?
The Bell Fam'ly Vault

Would hold the guesses
Of list'ners 'round the world, then
Art's toast at midnight.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2013, 10:29:26 AM »
Old bulldogs explode
Diarrhea recipe
George's book have that

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2013, 11:12:27 AM »
Old bulldogs explode
Diarrhea recipe
George's book have that
Could it get better?
A diarrhea haiku?
Grau and Kahlua?

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2013, 11:24:48 AM »
Could it get better?
A diarrhea haiku?
Grau and Kahlua?

Manflu, Yorkie's fault
Paracetamol and hash
Good enough for me

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2013, 02:23:18 PM »
tut fucking spellcheck
the Apocalypse turned out
to be Lol Clips App.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 08:19:01 PM »
Wish we could spend New
Year's on the high desert with
Art and open lines.

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2014, 11:27:57 PM »
Ground control to Art
Your show's dead and Noory's on
Feeling very blue

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2014, 11:32:48 PM »
Ride, ride my see saw
it's difficult with no one
on the other side

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2014, 11:34:08 PM »
"think streaming"
but Sirius thinks
"non-compete"

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2014, 11:37:06 PM »
no prediction show
I just sat here with nothing
worth listening to

Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2014, 02:22:32 PM »
quit quit quit quit quit
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Re: Haiku for Art Bell
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2014, 02:24:19 PM »
pinay vagina
ten thousand volt antenna
e cigs don't cut it