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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

Jojo

Quote from: Jojo on February 13, 2018, 04:56:05 AM
She told George she is not dating.  How did that come up?
We can thank Joe in Long Island for digging that up!

Quote from: CronkitesGhost on February 13, 2018, 03:30:43 AM
Jorch out of his league flirting with his guest Fiona the Witch.
Luckily talked my HR manager down from an official reprimand to a internet block on my work computer's MAC address. Maybe a heads up on the milf porn next time

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Jojo on February 13, 2018, 10:26:30 AM
GEEZ, KID ALL S/HE SAID WAS S/HE FINDS WOMEN REFRESHING!


Read it again. 

“Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?”

Kidnostad3

Quote from: sumthinz going on on February 13, 2018, 02:39:41 AM
with that sultry voice? different strokes and all that I guess :-[

You’re right, there’s no accounting for taste.  Some men are intrigued with the cheap vamp thing.  Women with brains who are natural and don’t rely on a manipulative affectation to get by turn me on.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on February 13, 2018, 12:03:03 PM
Luckily talked my HR manager down from an official reprimand to a internet block on my work computer's MAC address. Maybe a heads up on the milf porn next time

The dude/dudette must be some sort of religious fanatic.  I see nothing distasteful or remotely pornographic in that photo.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 13, 2018, 12:31:15 PM
...  Women with brains who are natural and don’t rely on a manipulative affectation to get by turn me on.

What are your thoughts on unicorns?

Uncle Duke

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 13, 2018, 12:41:16 PM
What are your thoughts on unicorns?

Kid has probably seen more mermaids than unicorns.


Kidnostad3

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on February 13, 2018, 12:41:16 PM
What are your thoughts on unicorns?

I’m for ‘em as long as they don’t sound like a middle aged valley girl.

Kidnostad3


Uncle Duke

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 13, 2018, 01:01:24 PM
Don’t get me started.

Mermaids give "a piece of tail" a whole different meaning.

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 13, 2018, 12:31:15 PM
You’re right, there’s no accounting for taste.  Some men are intrigued with the cheap vamp thing.  Women with brains who are natural and don’t rely on a manipulative affectation to get by turn me on.

I left out witty and drop dead gorgeous.

Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D

Kidnostad3

Quote from: Uncle Duke on February 13, 2018, 01:02:44 PM
Mermaids give "a piece of tail" a whole different meaning.

Yeah, and trying to figure out where things are located will make your head hurt.  (Okay, I begged you not to get me started on mermaids. Nothing good can come of it.)

Kidnostad3

Quote from: ItsOver on February 13, 2018, 12:51:43 PM
LOL.  Or fairies.



I don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors. 

Kidnostad3

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 13, 2018, 01:39:09 PM
Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D

Get a grip.  No one wants to see naked pictures of you.

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 13, 2018, 01:55:35 PM
Get a grip.  No one wants to see naked pictures of you.

I don't want to see naked pics of me either but naked women, oh yes. ;)


ItsOver

Quote from: 21st Century Man on February 13, 2018, 01:39:09 PM
Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D
MV be busy.  Heh, heh, and it's on Jorch's thread.  He must be apoplectic.  Ma Noory's telling him he'll go blind.

larry.turner

Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane

Jamal Abanane

Quote from: larry.turner on February 13, 2018, 08:52:44 PM
Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane

Well shit...found my ACTUAL account...womp womp annnnd now the cat's outta the bag...(the bag's in the river tho...)
KIDDING, I love cats...I have some...in a bag in the river...KIDDING, LoL
=]

zeebo

George doubling down on the self-actualization script tonite ... first half: "Maximizing your potential", second half: "Journey of enlightenment".  What the frig is up with the these repeated shows on consciousness woo?  Is C2C about to release its own line of beet-scented aromatherapy candles?

ItsOver

Quote from: zeebo on February 13, 2018, 09:45:06 PM
...Is C2C about to release its own line of beet-scented aromatherapy candles?
Heh, heh... well they would help Jorch "set the mood" for Noorybeats.com.  :D



zeebo

Quote from: ItsOver on February 13, 2018, 10:07:16 PM
Heh, heh... well they would help Jorch "set the mood" ..

Maybe a few glasses of tangy tangerine, some fine-dining on freeze-dried survival rations, emerging artist songs hand-picked by George himself .... perfect for a "paranormal date".

albrecht

Is Norry celebrating Mardi Gras tonight with Corny in LA? Laissez les bons temps rouler! Where is Connie? Getting some beads in NOLA?

Quote from: zeebo on February 13, 2018, 10:42:29 PM
Maybe a few glasses of tangy tangerine, some fine-dining on freeze-dried survival rations, emerging artist songs hand-picked by George himself .... perfect for a "paranormal date".

don't forget a microwaved pizza pocket or two cooked on extra high so you'll have a memory you can tell stories about for years and years.

Jojo

Quote from: Chocolate coated jackboot on February 13, 2018, 12:03:03 PM
Luckily talked my HR manager down from an official reprimand to a internet block on my work computer's MAC address. Maybe a heads up on the milf porn next time
Ouch!  Good negotiating.  Maybe you'll get a new station someday soon and they'll forget to block it.
Sizzlegab mancave thread exists for a reason!

Jojo

Quote from: larry.turner on February 13, 2018, 08:52:44 PM
Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane
Well Heather is soaring, per her Bellgab views and user posts.
Noory and Hoagland's egos clashed for the last time, evidently.
There is a free Coast You Tube channel, but it was a let down because it is only sound, not video.
George still never hooks up the studiocam.
Ralph Nader was on last night.
As you probably know, Senda has a following here.  He needs health prayers right now.

Jojo

Quote from: Kidnostad3 on February 13, 2018, 12:16:26 PM

Read it again. 

“Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?”
Nothing gets by u.

Jorch was reading a commercial for a pillow, maybe it was recorded, but anyway the pillow told him his Sleep IQ was 82, remarkably the same as his Stanford-Binet IQ score.

How many freaking mediums/intuitives/whatever a month do they have to force on the audience?  Last night's fraudster said before 9/11 he drew a vision that had come to him, 2 towers on an island, he was teaching an anatomy class at the time and asked his students to help and showed them his drawing 'What does this mean to you?'  Suuuuuuure you did buddy.

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