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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85410 on: February 13, 2018, 12:51:43 PM »
What are your thoughts on unicorns?
LOL.  Or fairies.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85411 on: February 13, 2018, 12:56:02 PM »
What are your thoughts on unicorns?

I’m for ‘em as long as they don’t sound like a middle aged valley girl.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85412 on: February 13, 2018, 01:01:24 PM »
Kid has probably seen more mermaids than unicorns.

Don’t get me started. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85413 on: February 13, 2018, 01:02:44 PM »
Don’t get me started.

Mermaids give "a piece of tail" a whole different meaning.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85414 on: February 13, 2018, 01:06:30 PM »
You’re right, there’s no accounting for taste.  Some men are intrigued with the cheap vamp thing.  Women with brains who are natural and don’t rely on a manipulative affectation to get by turn me on.

I left out witty and drop dead gorgeous.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85415 on: February 13, 2018, 01:39:09 PM »
Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85416 on: February 13, 2018, 01:50:09 PM »
Mermaids give "a piece of tail" a whole different meaning.

Yeah, and trying to figure out where things are located will make your head hurt.  (Okay, I begged you not to get me started on mermaids. Nothing good can come of it.)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85417 on: February 13, 2018, 01:52:27 PM »
LOL.  Or fairies.



I don’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85418 on: February 13, 2018, 01:55:35 PM »
Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D

Get a grip.  No one wants to see naked pictures of you.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85419 on: February 13, 2018, 02:01:37 PM »
Get a grip.  No one wants to see naked pictures of you.

I don't want to see naked pics of me either but naked women, oh yes. ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85420 on: February 13, 2018, 03:28:49 PM »
Mermaids give "a piece of tail" a whole different meaning.

Chicken of the Sea

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85421 on: February 13, 2018, 05:02:26 PM »
Good to know naked pics won't get you banned from Bellgab.  I'll adjust my posts accordingly in the future.  ;D
MV be busy.  Heh, heh, and it's on Jorch's thread.  He must be apoplectic.  Ma Noory's telling him he'll go blind.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85422 on: February 13, 2018, 08:52:44 PM »
Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85423 on: February 13, 2018, 09:02:35 PM »
Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane

Well shit...found my ACTUAL account...womp womp annnnd now the cat's outta the bag...(the bag's in the river tho...)
KIDDING, I love cats...I have some...in a bag in the river...KIDDING, LoL
=]

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85424 on: February 13, 2018, 09:45:06 PM »
George doubling down on the self-actualization script tonite ... first half: "Maximizing your potential", second half: "Journey of enlightenment".  What the frig is up with the these repeated shows on consciousness woo?  Is C2C about to release its own line of beet-scented aromatherapy candles?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85425 on: February 13, 2018, 10:07:16 PM »
...Is C2C about to release its own line of beet-scented aromatherapy candles?
Heh, heh... well they would help Jorch "set the mood" for Noorybeats.com.  :D



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85426 on: February 13, 2018, 10:42:29 PM »
Heh, heh... well they would help Jorch "set the mood" ..

Maybe a few glasses of tangy tangerine, some fine-dining on freeze-dried survival rations, emerging artist songs hand-picked by George himself .... perfect for a "paranormal date".

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85427 on: February 13, 2018, 11:40:17 PM »
Is Norry celebrating Mardi Gras tonight with Corny in LA? Laissez les bons temps rouler! Where is Connie? Getting some beads in NOLA?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85428 on: February 14, 2018, 01:08:01 AM »
Maybe a few glasses of tangy tangerine, some fine-dining on freeze-dried survival rations, emerging artist songs hand-picked by George himself .... perfect for a "paranormal date".

don't forget a microwaved pizza pocket or two cooked on extra high so you'll have a memory you can tell stories about for years and years.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85429 on: February 14, 2018, 04:27:39 AM »
Luckily talked my HR manager down from an official reprimand to a internet block on my work computer's MAC address. Maybe a heads up on the milf porn next time
Ouch!  Good negotiating.  Maybe you'll get a new station someday soon and they'll forget to block it.
Sizzlegab mancave thread exists for a reason!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85430 on: February 14, 2018, 04:44:46 AM »
Alright folks, been gone a while, got a question: needs me some more Gabcast or Trainwreck or anything...what's up with the ufoship site...nothin's been cast in the new year? Who's not on who's good-sides...fill me in? MV: you make me laugh my balls off (meh, who needs 'em anyway, I don't want mini-me's!) ... Jaz was funny...haven't heard anything in soo long...can we make this happen...?

Tell me...oh wise ones...

Jamal Abanane
Well Heather is soaring, per her Bellgab views and user posts.
Noory and Hoagland's egos clashed for the last time, evidently.
There is a free Coast You Tube channel, but it was a let down because it is only sound, not video.
George still never hooks up the studiocam.
Ralph Nader was on last night.
As you probably know, Senda has a following here.  He needs health prayers right now.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85431 on: February 14, 2018, 04:52:25 AM »

Read it again. 

Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?”
Nothing gets by u.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85432 on: February 14, 2018, 08:19:35 AM »
Jorch was reading a commercial for a pillow, maybe it was recorded, but anyway the pillow told him his Sleep IQ was 82, remarkably the same as his Stanford-Binet IQ score.

How many freaking mediums/intuitives/whatever a month do they have to force on the audience?  Last night's fraudster said before 9/11 he drew a vision that had come to him, 2 towers on an island, he was teaching an anatomy class at the time and asked his students to help and showed them his drawing 'What does this mean to you?'  Suuuuuuure you did buddy.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85433 on: February 14, 2018, 09:03:48 AM »
Is Norry celebrating Mardi Gras tonight with Corny in LA? Laissez les bons temps rouler! Where is Connie? Getting some beads in NOLA?



"Whut is this Mardi Grass?  I jest don't get it!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85434 on: February 14, 2018, 04:19:12 PM »
How insidious is Jorch Noory’s mind numbing blather?  I’ll tell you how insidious.

I have maintained a C2C membership for 10 years.  I was going to drop it after the first two years but by that time my wife had developed the habit of listening to it on her iPad after turning in at night.  She invariably falls asleep within 5 minutes after hitting the pillow and launching the podcast.  We both think the man is a total ass and we joke about him all the time but we also agree that the show’s benefit as a sleep aid cannot be denied and therefore is worth the membership fee.  (I know that there are ways of listening to Jorch’s dulcet tones free but it just wouldn’t be the same.)

So, there you are.  The son of a bitch makes money even from those he puts to sleep . There oughta be a law...


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85435 on: February 14, 2018, 05:11:10 PM »

Read it again. 

Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?”
amazing what people conveniently overlook

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85436 on: February 14, 2018, 05:54:13 PM »
17 dead at a Florida school. How long will sNoory spend on the dead children?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85437 on: February 14, 2018, 06:28:29 PM »
17 dead at a Florida school. How long will sNoory spend on the dead children?
Let's just say Jorch won't need any Noxitril for awhile.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85438 on: February 14, 2018, 08:02:56 PM »
17 dead at a Florida school. How long will sNoory spend on the dead children?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85439 on: February 15, 2018, 12:01:07 AM »
Think I'll tune in to the beginning of the show so I can get Jorch's riveting take on the school shooting.