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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 01:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

CrabbyOld Bat


The topic now is "halting aging". I believe Snorge just asked the guest if it would be possible to bring the dead back to life and make them look younger.

 

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Morgus on February 12, 2013, 02:24:00 AM
i think the fastblast feature has been ignored for a couple years now, ever since Noory added the text message feature they use on Friday nights so Tommy has some dumb question to ask Noory to interrupt open lines...


Yeah...seriously...whats up with this horseshit on friday nights where we let Tommy talk to us about text questions...Fucking bullshit to the 3rd degree...

CrabbyOld Bat

Alright, here's one more Nooryism, I think. (I'll have to verify it later.)

I think Snorge just offered something along the lines of this profound observation: "I think this is a pretty big planet and I think it can hold a lot of people."

Could be, Snorge. That would be great news for the dozens of us who are living here now in case a few others magically appear.

Mels-hole1984

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 12, 2013, 03:06:59 AM
Alright, here's one more Nooryism, I think. (I'll have to verify it later.)

I think Snorge just offered something along the lines of this profound observation: "I think this is a pretty big planet and I think it can hold a lot of people."

Could be, Snorge. That would be great news for the dozens of us who are living here now in case a few others magically appear.


This might be the alcohol talking but...Are you still listening to "that guy"...Don't waste your time Crabby...

stevesh


Morgus

Noory has mostly been interested in if anti-aging techniques will make you look younger like age 40, when you are over 100 years old.
Thats all he cares about based on his attempts to look younger by darkening his hair color, etc. lately


Mels-hole1984

Quote from: Morgus on February 12, 2013, 03:48:09 AM
Noory has mostly been interested in if anti-aging techniques will make you look younger like age 40, when you are over 100 years old.
Thats all he cares about based on his attempts to look younger by darkening his hair color, etc. lately


Morgus...Are as sick as I am of hearing these infomercials?


WOTR

There should probably be a thread for poetry- but you have all inspired me to make an attempt.


three by five flurry;
silence only, weeping starts
confusion follows


valdez

     Chris Putnam on the resignation of Pope Benedict.  This event seems to be hitting people at a very deep level.  Even the Hindus and Muslims that I've spoken to are shaking their heads.  Perhaps it's that general feeling that nothing can be counted on anymore.  Still it would be cool to have a young pope.  One  that could slide down those airplane stairs and then do cartwheels.  Literally.  The Church needs energy.  Yet it may be that a young pope, with new ideas and acceptances of certain modern thoughts, would end the Roman Church indeed.  George wondered how Catholics were feeling about this.  Eh, George, why don't you ask one?  And when talking about prophesy George said he sometimes wonders "if government leaders read Revelation and conduct themselves according to it" in order to fullfill it's outcome.  When does George wonder these things?  When his head is at the furthest point up his butt?  To say that George's interview with longevity guy, Dr. Aubrey de Grey, sucked isn't saying much, so here are a few stats:  number of times George asked what was behind this push to live longer - 10, number of times George asked if these extra years will be of quality - 17, amount of time it took the good doctor to start dumbing down his answers - 30 minutes.  Welcome to the working week.

Benedict

I know the odds for it are very, very unlikely, but has Nauori ever been Steve'd?

Quote from: Mels-hole1984 on February 12, 2013, 03:56:18 AM

Morgus...Are as sick as I am of hearing these infomercials?
Not an all-purpose lubricant that you can use on your lover or a squeaky door?
Isn't Miracle Salve and Bag Balm is it?
Heh, Noari pushing Bag Balm.
EH, Noari using Bag Balm.
EHHH, Noari's Bag with or without Bag Balm.


NoMoreNoory

Anyone catch this gem:


"Doesn't he know that he's just supposed to die, and stay as the pope?"


Right on Jorch. In just that order.




expat

Quote from: George Drooly on February 12, 2013, 04:33:45 AM
Did Mumbles just say "rejuveRation"?!
Noory's mouth should have recovered from the pizza roll incident by now. UNLESS there was a second pizza roll, on a grassy knoll......

ufogadfly

Quote from: Immy on February 12, 2013, 12:20:51 AM

Gerontologist - it takes literally 10-15 seconds of "prep" to look that up. An aging specialist btw.

Noory sucks!

Screw that. Anyone in his position should already know what it is.

ufogadfly

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 12, 2013, 02:47:09 AM
The topic now is "halting aging". I believe Snorge just asked the guest if it would be possible to bring the dead back to life and make them look younger.



I didn't catch last night's show. Can't believe he really asked that. No, wait. Yes I can.

ziznak

Quote from: expat on February 12, 2013, 11:09:40 AM
Noory's mouth should have recovered from the pizza roll incident by now. UNLESS there was a second pizza roll, on a grassy knoll......
oh shnap expat just gave me a great idea for a photoslop project

Quote from: valdez on February 12, 2013, 06:25:45 AM
    When does George wonder these things?  When his head is at the furthest point up his butt? 

I think that is exactly when he has ANY ideas at all....

ufogadfly

Quote from: stevesh on February 12, 2013, 03:41:44 AM
Noory just brought up Soylent Green. Dolt.

He often makes references to films, apparently as evidence of or support for a theory or claim.
Hey, George! It's a friggin' movie!

ziznak

Quote from: ufogadfly on February 12, 2013, 11:30:04 AM
He often makes references to films, apparently as evidence of or support for a theory or claim.
Hey, George! It's a friggin' movie!
No it's not... movies are actually the gubamints attempts at slowly bringing to light certain operations that us merckans wouldn't accept if they were just brought out in the open.  I believe Hoaxboy is a big purponent of such theories mostly regarding the "d word."

Quote from: ufogadfly on February 12, 2013, 11:13:49 AM
Screw that. Anyone in his position should already know what it is.

It being Gerontologist.  Wouldn't anyone know what it was just by looking at the word in the context of the topic?

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 12, 2013, 02:47:09 AM
The topic now is "halting aging". I believe Snorge just asked the guest if it would be possible to bring the dead back to life and make them look younger.



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ItsOver

Quote from: CrabbyOld Bat on February 12, 2013, 03:06:59 AM
Alright, here's one more Nooryism, I think. (I'll have to verify it later.)

I think Snorge just offered something along the lines of this profound observation: "I think this is a pretty big planet and I think it can hold a lot of people."

Could be, Snorge. That would be great news for the dozens of us who are living here now in case a few others magically appear.


Hey, sounds like good news for the Chinese that Jorge apparently believes are on another planet.  Time to start building that spaceship!

ItsOver

Quote from: expat on February 12, 2013, 11:09:40 AM
Noory's mouth should have recovered from the pizza roll incident by now. UNLESS there was a second pizza roll, on a grassy knoll......


Hahahaha....  it's ALWAYS the second pizza roll you have to watch out for.  ;)

Nebraska888

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 12, 2013, 08:39:23 AM
Anyone catch this gem:


"Doesn't he know that he's just supposed to die, and stay as the pope?"

Right on Jorch. In just that order.
OMG!  Noory is an imbecile.  :P

Morgus

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 12, 2013, 08:39:23 AM
Anyone catch this gem:
"Doesn't he know that he's just supposed to die, and stay as the pope?"
yeah i heard that too.
Noory must expect a pope to die and become an animated undead zombie as pope?  :o

Usagi

Quote from: Morgus on February 12, 2013, 03:38:35 PM
yeah i heard that too.
Noory must expect a pope to die and become an animated undead zombie as pope?  :o


Oh man, awesome!  We've already had one exhumed and put on trial, so this is the logical next step.  Noory's best suggestion yet.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synod



Quote from: NoMoreNoory on February 12, 2013, 08:39:23 AM
Anyone catch this gem:


"Doesn't he know that he's just supposed to die, and stay as the pope?"


Right on Jorch. In just that order.

George is always so very articulate, it must be all those years in broadcasting he brags about.

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