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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85410 on: February 12, 2018, 01:34:38 PM »
http://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/2018/01/27/alexandria-felon-free-run-city-marshal-position/1062419001/

9 months in prison for threatening people through a fax machine. Why am I not surprised. Perhaps they misunderstood his Bibles bullets beans gold guns get ready schtick letterhead as some coded threat

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85411 on: February 12, 2018, 04:31:14 PM »
Pretty good open lines segment.  Cleopatra-reincarnated called and said she inherited Cleopatra's curse. When asked to elaborate she said her high school demanded she give back her homecoming queen crown(which she assumed she would be able to keep) The horror! Also the guy who advocates people blow pot smoke in their dogs face called.
I may have to start listening again

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85412 on: February 12, 2018, 08:53:35 PM »
Norry is such a dumb ass.Some night last week I woke up so I turned the radio on and the first thing I hear is Noory asking..."Is there any Curses that are good?"  Shit you not!

Yes Dave,The Curses that are on you are the only  Curses that are good!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85413 on: February 12, 2018, 10:27:30 PM »
Dave is his own dude.  In the past, he seemed too edgy but in the last couple years he has mellowed nicely.

What's wrong with Connie?  I like her.

If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85414 on: February 12, 2018, 10:47:33 PM »
If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending.
I think she speaks a little slowly and has a slight accent, maybe Ohio or somewhere over in that part of the U.S.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85415 on: February 12, 2018, 11:09:06 PM »
I think she speaks a little slowly and has a slight accent, maybe Ohio or somewhere over in that part of the U.S.

Kentucky

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85416 on: February 12, 2018, 11:18:11 PM »
Kentucky

It’s not her accent that bothers me. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85417 on: February 12, 2018, 11:27:43 PM »
It’s not her accent that bothers me.

My biggest problem with her is that even for the most whacked out guests, she is all in...

Guest: “and then baby Jesus stood up and motioned to me to come over and hold his hand. Once I did, we flew to Mars and it was so peaceful. There were people that looked like they recognized baby Jesus and some sasquatch lookin critters that look surprised to see him. Or maybe they were just surprised to see me because I was wearing my homer simpson pajamas and might have had snot running from my nose. “

Connie: “I know exactly what you mean!  The other night I was trying to buy two dunkin donuts.... glazed mind you. And a carton of milk. Regular milk, not the 2% kind and the lady at the drive up window took my money, gave me my donuts and milk, and by the time I got to the station I was almost late. I thought they were going to call me and ask ‘Where’s Willis’?  So, back to your story... how many of these Martian sasquatches were there and did they like lemon pie?”

p.s. but I still think she’s kinda hot. I’d go ghost hunting with her at night if you know what I mean.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85418 on: February 12, 2018, 11:50:01 PM »
My biggest problem with her is that even for the most whacked out guests, she is all in...

Guest: “and then baby Jesus stood up and motioned to me to come over and hold his hand. Once I did, we flew to Mars and it was so peaceful. There were people that looked like they recognized baby Jesus and some sasquatch lookin critters that look surprised to see him. Or maybe they were just surprised to see me because I was wearing my homer simpson pajamas and might have had snot running from my nose. “

Connie: “I know exactly what you mean!  The other night I was trying to buy two dunkin donuts.... glazed mind you. And a carton of milk. Regular milk, not the 2% kind and the lady at the drive up window took my money, gave me my donuts and milk, and by the time I got to the station I was almost late. I thought they were going to call me and ask ‘Where’s Willis’?  So, back to your story... how many of these Martian sasquatches were there and did they like lemon pie?”

p.s. but I still think she’s kinda hot. I’d go ghost hunting with her at night if you know what I mean.

Brilliant.  *round of applause*

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85419 on: February 12, 2018, 11:57:32 PM »
If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending.
My guess is you are thinking of Lisa Garr

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85420 on: February 13, 2018, 12:02:57 AM »
My guess is you are thinking of Lisa Garr. You wouldn't like Connie either though

Definition of "mutually exclusive"----Lisa Garr and happy ending.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85421 on: February 13, 2018, 12:20:49 AM »
Brilliant.  *round of applause*

LOL thanks Unc.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85422 on: February 13, 2018, 01:27:35 AM »
...guy isn't offensive at least like Jimmy Church and Connie Willis are.
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'Allo!
With you yet am i.
Defending 'Churchez La Femme' Mz.Willis am i.
She & other ladies deserve credit for an lighter,more pleasant tone.
Face it,these kinds of subjects can be grim and down-ish.
Light hearted banter seems an relief here.
It doesn't seem offensive in the least.
Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?
I feel c2c needs more female hostesses,not less.
Listening rareley am i to most radio topics,now.
Broadening my interests am i.
"B_B"
PS:NO LOGO:
"][ 7VF ]["


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85423 on: February 13, 2018, 02:39:41 AM »
Definition of "mutually exclusive"----Lisa Garr and happy ending.
with that sultry voice? different strokes and all that I guess :-[

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85424 on: February 13, 2018, 03:06:18 AM »
 
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'Allo!
With you yet am i.
Defending 'Churchez La Femme' Mz.Willis am i.
She & other ladies deserve credit for an lighter,more pleasant tone.
Face it,these kinds of subjects can be grim and down-ish.
Light hearted banter seems an relief here.
It doesn't seem offensive in the least.
Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?
I feel c2c needs more female hostesses,not less.
Listening rareley am i to most radio topics,now.
Broadening my interests am i.
"B_B"
PS:NO LOGO:
"][ 7VF ]["
:)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85425 on: February 13, 2018, 03:30:43 AM »
Jorch out of his league flirting with his guest Fiona the Witch. I had a feeling she was hot, has a sexy Australian accent. Quite a life, she's been a rock goddess, affairs with famous musicians including Tom Jones, TV personality, commercial pilot ..... and witch.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85426 on: February 13, 2018, 03:36:51 AM »
Jorch out of his league flirting with his guest Fiona the Witch. I had a feeling she was hot, has a sexy Australian accent. Quite a life, she's been a rock goddess, affairs with famous musicians including Tom Jones, TV personality, commercial pilot ..... and witch.


Damn. Now I wish I had been paying attention.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85427 on: February 13, 2018, 03:48:27 AM »
Jorch out of his league flirting with his guest Fiona the Witch. I had a feeling she was hot, has a sexy Australian accent. Quite a life, she's been a rock goddess, affairs with famous musicians including Tom Jones, TV personality, commercial pilot ..... and witch.
Can u remove this in favor of putting it in the Mancave thread?

What flirting?  Seemed like normal talk to me.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85428 on: February 13, 2018, 03:53:29 AM »
Can u remove this in favor of putting it in the Mancave thread?

I thought you liked women? ???

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85429 on: February 13, 2018, 03:56:45 AM »
Can u remove this in favor of putting it in the Mancave thread?

What flirting?  Seemed like normal talk to me.

He told her she looks like she's in her 30's. That's flirting. Does Jorch tell his other nutty broad guests that?

She doesn't look like she's in her 30's now, think those Playbody photos are 15 years old. Still attractive but looks her age, 51.

She's a cool chick, had no idea who she was but her voice was nice and for a witch she seemed to be rather intelligent and interesting so I googled her to see what she was about and if there was a photo of her.



Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85430 on: February 13, 2018, 04:34:10 AM »
He told her she looks like she's in her 30's. That's flirting. Does Jorch tell his other nutty broad guests that?

She doesn't look like she's in her 30's now, think those Playbody photos are 15 years old. Still attractive but looks her age, 51.

She's a cool chick, had no idea who she was but her voice was nice and for a witch she seemed to be rather intelligent and interesting so I googled her to see what she was about and if there was a photo of her.
He never talks to male guests about their looks.  What I gather here is that he was attracted to her website image(s).  But yes, it's like he thinks it is rude not to compliment female guests on their allure. Just beggin' for another stalker, if you ask me.  A non-related straight man should not compliment a woman on her sex appeal (compliments, asking her to dance, sending gifts, buying a drink) if he is not serious.  Bec women take it to heart.
And you're right; the conversation degenerated into her love life.  How did that happen - I was doing house work...
I presume Bette Davis eyes was Tom's work.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85431 on: February 13, 2018, 04:56:05 AM »
She told George she is not dating.  How did that come up?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85432 on: February 13, 2018, 05:12:48 AM »
He told her she looks like she's in her 30's. That's flirting. Does Jorch tell his other nutty broad guests that?

She doesn't look like she's in her 30's now, think those Playbody photos are 15 years old. Still attractive but looks her age, 51.

She's a cool chick, had no idea who she was but her voice was nice and for a witch she seemed to be rather intelligent and interesting so I googled her to see what she was about and if there was a photo of her.
And yet another female guest reduced to the perceived value of her looks, and her love life.  How professional of Coast and Bellgab.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85433 on: February 13, 2018, 08:07:19 AM »
My guess is you are thinking of Lisa Garr

You’re right that’s her.  My sincere apologies to Connie. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85434 on: February 13, 2018, 08:13:56 AM »
And yet another female guest reduced to the perceived value of her looks, and her love life.  How professional of Coast and Bellgab.

“Beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clear to the bone.”    Anonymous

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85435 on: February 13, 2018, 08:25:55 AM »
========================================
'Allo!
With you yet am i.
Defending 'Churchez La Femme' Mz.Willis am i.
She & other ladies deserve credit for an lighter,more pleasant tone.
Face it,these kinds of subjects can be grim and down-ish.
Light hearted banter seems an relief here.
It doesn't seem offensive in the least.
Mebbe some of you ranking on femmes are closet cases?
I feel c2c needs more female hostesses,not less.
Listening rareley am i to most radio topics,now.
Broadening my interests am i.
"B_B"
PS:NO LOGO:
"][ 7VF ]["

Spare us your feminist bullshit.  When women can be the subject of legitimate criticism or even have fun polked at them as men are without their automatically attributing it to sexism it will be a great day for “peoplekind.”  Those who demand equality don’t get to opt out of those aspects of equality that they find uncomfortable. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85436 on: February 13, 2018, 08:37:45 AM »
If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending.
She's the dopey one that laughs after every other sentence.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85437 on: February 13, 2018, 08:42:45 AM »
I think she speaks a little slowly and has a slight accent, maybe Ohio or somewhere over in that part of the U.S.
You mean somewhere in that God-forsaken "flyover country," filled with deplorables and toothless rednecks, that makes up most of the U.S.  Thank you, D.C, for letting us unworthy ones live!


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &]George Noory...
« Reply #85438 on: February 13, 2018, 10:26:30 AM »
Spare us your feminist bullshit.  When women can be the subject of legitimate criticism or even have fun polked at them as men are without their automatically attributing it to sexism it will be a great day for “peoplekind.”  Those who demand equality don’t get to opt out of those aspects of equality that they find uncomfortable. 

GEEZ, KID ALL S/HE SAID WAS S/HE FINDS WOMEN REFRESHING!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85439 on: February 13, 2018, 10:27:04 AM »
She's the dopey one that laughs after every other sentence.
Yes, Connie has joy d'vivir!