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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85350 on: February 11, 2018, 08:13:20 PM »
Pretty good open lines segment.  Cleopatra-reincarnated called and said she inherited Cleopatra's curse. When asked to elaborate she said her high school demanded she give back her homecoming queen crown(which she assumed she would be able to keep) The horror! Also the guy who advocates people blow pot smoke in their dogs face called.
Norry wastes so much "talent" because he hates open lines and callers. Art could've made a fun show with the Cleopatra-reincarnated caller and also with the claimed daughter of Carmen Miranda and Cesar Romero.

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« Reply #85351 on: February 11, 2018, 08:44:17 PM »
Norry wastes so much "talent" because he hates open lines and callers. Art could've made a fun show with the Cleopatra-reincarnated caller ...

Generally his best contribution to such opportunities is "Hmm .. interesting take".

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85352 on: February 11, 2018, 09:19:08 PM »
Generally his best contribution to such opportunities is "Hmm .. interesting take".
Yep, so lazy he even just cribs responses from insipid sports talk radio: "interesting take." The potential of some callers turning into good radio are still there for good radio but not with Norry as a host.

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« Reply #85353 on: February 11, 2018, 09:19:53 PM »
Generally his best contribution to such opportunities is "Hmm .. interesting take".
Or "Next caller... Annie in Alabama."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85354 on: February 11, 2018, 09:25:39 PM »
Or "Next caller... Annie in Alabama."

Haha or "Hey, we've got Corny on the line!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85355 on: February 11, 2018, 09:36:31 PM »
I don't know if George just lies for the hell of it or is so used to winging it when he doesn't know WTF he's talking about that it's just part of his schtick, but at the end of the show -- around the time of the strange remarks about Natalie Wood's death -- George was talking with a caller about James Dean and told the caller that there's a memorial on the road where he was killed and that he's "been on that road." 

He told the caller it was on Mulholland Drive between Laurel Canyon Blvd and Coldwater Canyon Ave, which runs along the crest above Hollywood to the south and the San Fernando Valley to the north..  Well he's full of shit!  Dean was killed about 175 miles north of LA on a road leading to (or from) Paso Robles near a little crossroads called Cholame. 

What the hell's wrong with this guy anyway?  For years, night after night, he's continued to say the lamest, stupidest things, that are an insult to the intelligence of his listening audience, yet he endures.   It's a shame.

And don't even get me started on that damned "news" segment where it seems that whenever I tune in, some poor little kid gets squashed under a steamroller or falls off a 200 foot cliff or gets brained by meteorite or some awful thing.  He's a dope AND a ghoul if you ask me...
AND from what you say, a mixed up one!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85356 on: February 11, 2018, 09:48:10 PM »
Haha or "Hey, we've got Corny on the line!"
And when he forces Corny on the guest who are forced to laugh along with Norry at his personal Stepin Fetchit saying his lines. Having said that I wish Cornelius the best in the upcoming election.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85357 on: February 11, 2018, 09:54:51 PM »
Yep, so lazy he even just cribs responses from insipid sports talk radio: "interesting take." The potential of some callers turning into good radio are still there for good radio but not with Norry as a host.

Haha!!! I wanna hear Noory do a huge call of the day segment. “Rack him!”

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85358 on: February 11, 2018, 10:03:08 PM »
Haha!!! I wanna hear Noory do a huge call of the day segment. “Rack him!”
Noory going full millennial...


George: “and we go to Mel west of the Rockies”

Mel: “Wassssuuuuuuup, this is Mel from the 509. Yo G money, I got this huge hole in my backyard that I’ve lowered 27,000 feet of fishing line into. Get me a keg of 805 double IPA”

George: “get this guy a keg! Rack him!”


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85359 on: February 11, 2018, 10:18:53 PM »
... George: “get this guy a keg! Rack him!”

George is OG

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« Reply #85360 on: February 11, 2018, 10:48:01 PM »
Noory going full millennial...


George: “and we go to Mel west of the Rockies”

Mel: “Wassssuuuuuuup, this is Mel from the 509. Yo G money, I got this huge hole in my backyard that I’ve lowered 27,000 feet of fishing line into. Get me a keg of 805 double IPA”

George: “get this guy a keg! Rack him!”
Ha!  I'm sure Jorch loves this Jim Rome story:

The Rome Family "Dog Holocaust"' - While he was in college, Rome came home one summer and noticed that the family's three elderly dogs were not around the house or in his yard. When questioned about the pets, his father answered, "The dogs are gone." Thinking that they were just merely running loose in the neighborhood, Rome continued to ask where they were, and his father continued to reply, "They're gone." Finally, his father disclosed that one of the dogs had become ill and had to be euthanized, and he decided to have the other two put down as well.

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« Reply #85361 on: February 11, 2018, 10:51:12 PM »
And when he forces Corny on the guest who are forced to laugh along with Norry at his personal Stepin Fetchit saying his lines. Having said that I wish Cornelius the best in the upcoming election.

So does he have to offer equal time to the opposition?  Is this considered an “in-kind” contribution?  Corny better brush up on campaign finance law.

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« Reply #85362 on: February 11, 2018, 11:10:00 PM »
So does he have to offer equal time to the opposition?  Is this considered an “in-kind” contribution?  Corny better brush up on campaign finance law.
We are talking about LA here. There are likely bigger corruption issues involved. And you got all that French/Spanish civil law stuff there. Corny is the man to drain that swamp! "Vote for the crook, it's important."- to borrow a slogan used by Edwards against Duke.

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« Reply #85363 on: February 11, 2018, 11:13:00 PM »
So does he have to offer equal time to the opposition?  Is this considered an “in-kind” contribution?  Corny better brush up on campaign finance law.

http://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/2018/01/27/alexandria-felon-free-run-city-marshal-position/1062419001/

Hell, I'd send the guy a $10 campaign donation just to get a "Corny for Marshal" bumper sticker/campaign button.  Who's with me?

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« Reply #85364 on: February 11, 2018, 11:23:04 PM »
http://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/2018/01/27/alexandria-felon-free-run-city-marshal-position/1062419001/
Yep, I didn't want to post his name here before but since he has on radio and is running for public office. He also was pictured in some article mourning killed cops at a service.
Again. We are talking LA. Criminality, questionable backgrounds, wild-eyed theories, and even convictions are presumed, corruption is just a matter of course.

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« Reply #85365 on: February 12, 2018, 12:45:18 AM »

was hoping for some Knapp time. wow, what a great name for a late night radio show, Knapp Time. George deserves his own show.

this Dave Schrader(sp?) guy isn't offensive at least like Jimmy Church and Connie Willis are.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85366 on: February 12, 2018, 03:48:44 AM »
was hoping for some Knapp time. wow, what a great name for a late night radio show, Knapp Time. George deserves his own show.

this Dave Schrader(sp?) guy isn't offensive at least like Jimmy Church and Connie Willis are.
Dave is his own dude.  In the past, he seemed too edgy but in the last couple years he has mellowed nicely.

What's wrong with Connie?  I like her.

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« Reply #85367 on: February 12, 2018, 07:53:27 AM »
was hoping for some Knapp time. wow, what a great name for a late night radio show, Knapp Time. George deserves his own show.

this Dave Schrader(sp?) guy isn't offensive at least like Jimmy Church and Connie Willis are.
Schrader's not bad at all.  Too bad Knapp has his day job keeping him busy.  Church is a slime ball and Willis is a goofy pothead, which doesn't make for good radio.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85368 on: February 12, 2018, 11:51:12 AM »
Noory going full millennial...


George: “and we go to Mel west of the Rockies”

Mel: “Wassssuuuuuuup, this is Mel from the 509. Yo G money, I got this huge hole in my backyard that I’ve lowered 27,000 feet of fishing line into. Get me a keg of 805 double IPA”

George: “get this guy a keg! Rack him!”

Maybe Jorch would benefit from an English as a second language course his first language being Jibberish and all. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85369 on: February 12, 2018, 12:28:21 PM »
Maybe Jorch would benefit from an English as a second language course his first language being Jibberish and all.
Even with the course, I'd bet Jorch wouldn't "get it," like he doesn't get most things.

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« Reply #85370 on: February 12, 2018, 12:42:45 PM »
Even with the course, I'd bet Jorch wouldn't "get it," like he doesn't get most things.

Isn't George noted for bringing up ideas in class that the rest of the world won't be aware of for decades?  Mainly in scientific fields, but the other subjects as well. 

If George were to take a conversational English class, no doubt he would introduce words, slang, and pronunciation that wouldn't be in circulation until years later.  Perhaps that's what he's doing on the show now.


George in 2045:  ''I was pronouncing theatre ''thurder'' years ago, when no one else was''

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85371 on: February 12, 2018, 01:02:49 PM »
Isn't George noted for bringing up ideas in class that the rest of the world won't be aware of for decades?  Mainly in scientific fields, but the other subjects as well. 

If George were to take a conversational English class, no doubt he would introduce words, slang, and pronunciation that wouldn't be in circulation until years later.  Perhaps that's what he's doing on the show now.


George in 2045:  ''I was pronouncing theatre ''thurder'' years ago, when no one else was''
Ha!  That's one way of looking at Jorch.  He's such a hot mess, I'm not sure anybody "gets him."


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85372 on: February 12, 2018, 01:34:38 PM »
http://www.thetowntalk.com/story/news/2018/01/27/alexandria-felon-free-run-city-marshal-position/1062419001/

9 months in prison for threatening people through a fax machine. Why am I not surprised. Perhaps they misunderstood his Bibles bullets beans gold guns get ready schtick letterhead as some coded threat

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85373 on: February 12, 2018, 04:31:14 PM »
Pretty good open lines segment.  Cleopatra-reincarnated called and said she inherited Cleopatra's curse. When asked to elaborate she said her high school demanded she give back her homecoming queen crown(which she assumed she would be able to keep) The horror! Also the guy who advocates people blow pot smoke in their dogs face called.
I may have to start listening again

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85374 on: February 12, 2018, 08:53:35 PM »
Norry is such a dumb ass.Some night last week I woke up so I turned the radio on and the first thing I hear is Noory asking..."Is there any Curses that are good?"  Shit you not!

Yes Dave,The Curses that are on you are the only  Curses that are good!

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« Reply #85375 on: February 12, 2018, 10:27:30 PM »
Dave is his own dude.  In the past, he seemed too edgy but in the last couple years he has mellowed nicely.

What's wrong with Connie?  I like her.

If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending. 

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« Reply #85376 on: February 12, 2018, 10:47:33 PM »
If she’s the one I’m thinking about, she has this saccharin syrupy cooing tone that makes my teeth hurt and think that she’s about to offer me a happy ending.
I think she speaks a little slowly and has a slight accent, maybe Ohio or somewhere over in that part of the U.S.

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« Reply #85377 on: February 12, 2018, 11:09:06 PM »
I think she speaks a little slowly and has a slight accent, maybe Ohio or somewhere over in that part of the U.S.

Kentucky

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85378 on: February 12, 2018, 11:18:11 PM »
Kentucky

It’s not her accent that bothers me. 

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« Reply #85379 on: February 12, 2018, 11:27:43 PM »
It’s not her accent that bothers me.

My biggest problem with her is that even for the most whacked out guests, she is all in...

Guest: “and then baby Jesus stood up and motioned to me to come over and hold his hand. Once I did, we flew to Mars and it was so peaceful. There were people that looked like they recognized baby Jesus and some sasquatch lookin critters that look surprised to see him. Or maybe they were just surprised to see me because I was wearing my homer simpson pajamas and might have had snot running from my nose. “

Connie: “I know exactly what you mean!  The other night I was trying to buy two dunkin donuts.... glazed mind you. And a carton of milk. Regular milk, not the 2% kind and the lady at the drive up window took my money, gave me my donuts and milk, and by the time I got to the station I was almost late. I thought they were going to call me and ask ‘Where’s Willis’?  So, back to your story... how many of these Martian sasquatches were there and did they like lemon pie?”

p.s. but I still think she’s kinda hot. I’d go ghost hunting with her at night if you know what I mean.