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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85290 on: February 08, 2018, 01:21:53 PM »
I think the Dave Noory bb card is the rarest one. 

Did you know his mother taught him how to pitch, and in spite of never having played for a HS team, he could have had a free ride at any college but his father wanted him to be a dentist?
I think it was also claimed that the Tigers had interest in him at some point? Must have been that nasty knuckleball Ma Norry taught him.  :D

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« Reply #85291 on: February 08, 2018, 08:17:55 PM »
I heard some guy singing that George Noory 'Falling in Love' song on the radio today. 

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« Reply #85292 on: February 08, 2018, 08:25:18 PM »
I heard some guy singing that George Noory 'Falling in Love' song on the radio today.

And you dare have 2/3 of Elvis as your avatar.  LOL.

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« Reply #85293 on: February 08, 2018, 11:41:18 PM »
I decided to use my psychic powers tonight to delve into the future and predict that I-hurt will be bankrupt within the next two-three months.  What does this mean for Norry?  He will reinvent himself.  Looking into my crystal ball, I see a new cable network middle of the night television show entitled "The Suck." 

The theme for the show will be very similar to "The Price Is Right" with a little "Name That Tune" tossed in.  Norry will be the emcee for the game show and that big guy will be the model for the prices.  Between games, Norry will grasp the mike and break into song, walking or running among the studio audience as he sings "I Have To Go Pee."   Another fave is "Down By The Pee."  At the closing of the show he will sing "Softly as I Pee You."  Of course, it will be sponsored by "Grampers Pampers."

There is life after Coast.

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« Reply #85294 on: February 09, 2018, 01:04:06 AM »
I decided to use my psychic powers tonight to delve into the future and predict that I-hurt will be bankrupt within the next two-three months.  What does this mean for Norry?  He will reinvent himself.  Looking into my crystal ball, I see a new cable network middle of the night television show entitled "The Suck." 

The theme for the show will be very similar to "The Price Is Right" with a little "Name That Tune" tossed in.  Norry will be the emcee for the game show and that big guy will be the model for the prices.  Between games, Norry will grasp the mike and break into song, walking or running among the studio audience as he sings "I Have To Go Pee."   Another fave is "Down By The Pee."  At the closing of the show he will sing "Softly as I Pee You."  Of course, it will be sponsored by "Grampers Pampers."

There is life after Coast.

I'm hearing he's putting out feelers to host a re-booted Deal or No Deal - with Tommee as the banker

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« Reply #85295 on: February 09, 2018, 04:51:10 AM »
And all the witnesses are "credible" or "very credible".

hahahahaha i love when he adds that. i'd like to know how he arrives at the conclusion somebody is 'VERY credible' when they're all just random strangers from the Internet emailing him or filling out a web form. i'm still waiting for Jorch the former big time TV news producer to ask the question 'Peter everybody today has a cellphone in their pocket. Why aren't these people recording video of these sightings?'


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« Reply #85296 on: February 09, 2018, 07:59:55 PM »
Last Fri George skipped out early to the Tell-tale Heart again.  Tonite he's using one of his "tributes" (a.k.a. recycled interview).  He must be trying to beat the 2am rush at the gas station sammich bin.

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« Reply #85297 on: February 09, 2018, 08:05:23 PM »
Last Fri George skipped out early to the Tell-tale Heart again.  Tonite he's using one of his "tributes" (a.k.a. recycled interview).  He must be trying to beat the 2am rush at the gas station sammich bin.
Ha, ha... yeah, I just noticed that, too.
Second half is "opeen lines" with the "tribute."

Hookie time for Jorch and Tommee, once again.

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« Reply #85298 on: February 09, 2018, 08:42:48 PM »
Ha, ha... yeah, I just noticed that, too.
Second half is "opeen lines" with the "tribute."

Hookie time for Jorch and Tommee, once again.
They should play "tributes" by replaying Art, Ian, or Knapp shows with the dead guests, not the Norry versions.

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« Reply #85299 on: February 09, 2018, 09:02:01 PM »
They should play "tributes" by replaying Art, Ian, or Knapp shows with the dead guests, not the Norry versions.
Definitely.  The sad thing is Tommee could slap on a Doc Wallet show replay and Jorch would neither notice or care, as long as he gets out the door ASAP.

It's really despicable to use the dead to be able to skip out of your job early.  I wonder how many times Jorch's grandmother "passed away" so he could skip a day of school.  ::)

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« Reply #85300 on: February 09, 2018, 09:36:58 PM »
Ha, ha... yeah, I just noticed that, too.
Second half is "opeen lines" with the "tribute."

Hookie time for Jorch and Tommee, once again.

Earlier this week, I recall Noory mentioning past guest John Anthony West has passed away and I immediately thought that means I bet Noory will be skipping out early Friday night for playing an old tape of part of a past interview at the end of the show as a "tribute"

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« Reply #85301 on: February 09, 2018, 11:23:57 PM »
Earlier this week, I recall Noory mentioning past guest John Anthony West has passed away and I immediately thought that means I bet Noory will be skipping out early Friday night for playing an old tape of part of a past interview at the end of the show as a "tribute"
If Norry plays it right considering age of various guests and subjects he could start only replay "tribute" shows, with maybe some mean baby or tragic food poisoning etc stories ripped from Drudge etc headlines, done remotely, and never have to show up! That would also save iHateMedia, Inc some costs in real estate and they could sell off studios (including Hawaii studio and mist-tunnels) like their billboards......

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« Reply #85302 on: February 09, 2018, 11:49:54 PM »
The irony of these 'tributes' is that they end up being disrespectful to the memory of the guest. If he and Danheiser weren't so damn lazy, they could easily put together a brief biography and appreciation of their 'dear friend', maybe with clips from interviews. But just slinging on an arbitrary 20 minutes of a past interview, without even a proper tailpiece (You have been listening to...) by way of explanation if you just tuned in is a shabby way to pretend to offer a 'tribute to anyone'.

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« Reply #85303 on: February 10, 2018, 12:28:09 AM »

oh goodie another Roseanne sounding broad home from the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral who communicates with the dead.

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« Reply #85304 on: February 10, 2018, 12:34:10 AM »
Graham Hancock today posted on his twitter, a photo taken of him with John Anthony West in front of the Sphynx from 1999 as his tribute:


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« Reply #85305 on: February 10, 2018, 12:47:31 AM »
Oy, again with the psychic vampires.

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« Reply #85306 on: February 10, 2018, 12:48:22 AM »
Rad!

Wonder if it gets old reruns of artbell from the internets.


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« Reply #85307 on: February 10, 2018, 01:11:48 AM »
Graham Hancock today posted on his twitter, a photo taken of him with John Anthony West in front of the Sphynx from 1999 as his tribute:



Just watched Gallipoli (1981) with Mel Gibson.  Some great shots of the Sphinx and the Pyramids in it.  The Australians trained there on their way to Gallipoli during WWI.

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« Reply #85308 on: February 10, 2018, 01:20:33 AM »
According to the psychic cat lady, a pinch of sea salt in your bath can dissolve negative energies.  I guess my standard dash of Tabasco hasn't been helping.

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« Reply #85309 on: February 10, 2018, 01:29:28 AM »
The irony of these 'tributes' is that they end up being disrespectful to the memory of the guest. If he and Danheiser weren't so damn lazy, they could easily put together a brief biography and appreciation of their 'dear friend', maybe with clips from interviews. But just slinging on an arbitrary 20 minutes of a past interview, without even a proper tailpiece (You have been listening to...) by way of explanation if you just tuned in is a shabby way to pretend to offer a 'tribute to anyone'.
Maybe it will be different this time, lol.

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« Reply #85310 on: February 10, 2018, 01:32:05 AM »
 
Definitely.  The sad thing is Tommee could slap on a Doc Wallet show replay and Jorch would neither notice or care, as long as he gets out the door ASAP.

It's really despicable to use the dead to be able to skip out of your job early.  I wonder how many times Jorch's grandmother "passed away" so he could skip a day of school.  ::)
When he closes the show, he sounds live.

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« Reply #85311 on: February 10, 2018, 01:35:49 AM »
George: "Is Jennifer Love Hewitt" (the woman who publicly talks about gluing crystals to her self-labeled va-jay-jay) "as neat as I think she is?"
Guest:. She's married, George.

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« Reply #85312 on: February 10, 2018, 01:36:22 AM »
Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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« Reply #85313 on: February 10, 2018, 01:48:56 AM »
Cocaine is a hell of a drug
Did you mean to put that in this GNS thread?  Seems more like a random topics thread?

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« Reply #85314 on: February 10, 2018, 02:06:50 AM »
Did you mean to put that in this GNS thread?  Seems more like a random topics thread?

Not when you're talking about psychic cat ladies

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« Reply #85315 on: February 10, 2018, 02:35:10 AM »
Not when you're talking about psychic cat ladies
Oh.

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« Reply #85316 on: February 10, 2018, 02:52:34 AM »
Its the reincarnated Cleopatra caller...

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« Reply #85317 on: February 10, 2018, 02:55:46 AM »

Cleopatra Jefferson, poor girl had her Homecoming Queen crown taken away from her.

she's black right?

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« Reply #85318 on: February 10, 2018, 08:54:01 AM »
Earlier this week, I recall Noory mentioning past guest John Anthony West has passed away and I immediately thought that means I bet Noory will be skipping out early Friday night for playing an old tape of part of a past interview at the end of the show as a "tribute"
Why are they always on Friday nights?  Oh, that's right, Jorch can get an early start on another one of his weekend "speshial assignments."  ::)




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« Reply #85319 on: February 10, 2018, 10:47:44 AM »
Why are they always on Friday nights?  Oh, that's right, Jorch can get an early start on another one of his weekend "speshial assignments."  ::)


As mentioned before....how did they kidnap Art's family? A typical Disneyland visit trick job? Was the ransom another quitting? And he really should not grope the little girl. It is creepy. #metoo.