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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85290 on: February 04, 2018, 10:15:33 PM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85291 on: February 04, 2018, 10:48:27 PM »
 
It was funny how Syrette last night kept saying "Feb" in the beginning of the program.
This is insane.  We know he can say it, bec he said it recently at the start of a show.  Why doesn't he just master it?  It's a big part of his job a twelfth of the year.  Every year.  It's not going away.

Didn't he have speech therapy as a child?  He can get the best speech therapists in the country.  Speech therapy is probably free on You Tube.

If it's a psychological block, professionals can help there too.

If the show were low brow or hillbilly, I could understand, but this is a nice show.  An adult is supposed to know when to get the help they need.  Whether it's taking notes, making reminder cards, bringing a bigger brief case, we all need to do the necessary steps to meet our job requirements.  Is anyone so special that they don't have to tend to their challenges? 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85292 on: February 05, 2018, 10:01:08 PM »
Wayne Carson sucked.  His spouse got angry when he called her to say he had to be a roadie for ten days longer than expected.  He told her she was always on his mind, and that he needed to get off the phone right quick to make a song about it.  A song that makes her out to be a doormat, and makes him out to be one of the worst apologizers ever.  Apologies don't start with "If I", like "If I ever made you feel...",   It is no wonder Wikipedia has nothing about his romantic life.  Let alone him presumptuously telling the whole world she was not his first priority.  Some things are just better left unsaid.  Other than write her a loser song, did he ever even become a better husband or did he just keep writing himself wistful ballads of regret.
It's one thing for a man to wonder if he made his girl feel second best but it is another thing entirely to bum rush her off the phone to write a song to the entire world that he basically treated her second best.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85293 on: February 06, 2018, 12:26:41 AM »
ďI donít think Iíve ever been possessed, and I donít know many people that have. ď

Really?

GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85294 on: February 06, 2018, 12:43:21 AM »
ďI donít think Iíve ever been possessed, and I donít know many people that have. ď

Really?

GNS

Oh, he's possessed alright...by the spirit of mediocrity and phoning it in.  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85295 on: February 06, 2018, 02:38:39 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85296 on: February 06, 2018, 03:13:29 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.

ROTFLMAO!!!


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85298 on: February 06, 2018, 05:46:39 AM »
2/5/2018 Show, 1:27AM.  To a female caller, "You sound 48.... you cougar..."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85299 on: February 06, 2018, 05:59:07 AM »
Towards the end a caller suggested George might want to be socializing on his birthday. George replied that it was "safer to be on the air." Safer? What dangerous things does he do when socializing? Pizza rolls, but what else?
Tonight he asked to borrow money to play black jack.  The average person loses $500 in gambling money alone, let alone travel expenses, when they go to Vegas.  So, in the studio he earns money, whereas outside the studio he likes to gamble.  He did once say he goes to Vegas every time a certain bumper song is played.  Anyone remember which one?

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« Reply #85300 on: February 06, 2018, 06:06:21 AM »
Noory's "big announcement" has been revealed today at the c2cam website, its a long term contract extension: :o

 Premiere Networks today announced an exclusive long-term agreement with George Noory to renew and extend his relationship with the company. Under the new agreement, George will continue his current role as host of Coast to Coast AM, the most-listened-to overnight radio program in North America, which reaches nearly three million weekly listeners on more than 600 radio stations across the U.S.

http://www.adweek.com/digital/george-noory-coast-to-coast-am-contract-renewal/
It doesn't give a time frame.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85301 on: February 06, 2018, 08:41:22 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.
I wonder how he feels about "UPS."


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« Reply #85302 on: February 06, 2018, 08:50:07 AM »
Get ready for Jorch to claim this was named after him, especially if it eats a little kid.

https://phys.org/news/2018-02-great-white-shark-george-stalks.html

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85303 on: February 06, 2018, 11:15:50 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.

Also enjoyed him asking the exorcist guest if the entities had appendixes. Though he did manage to fumble a save out of that and stumblingly correct it to appendages.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85304 on: February 06, 2018, 08:20:35 PM »
I wonder how he feels about "UPS."


Poor thing!  I know how she feels!

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« Reply #85305 on: February 06, 2018, 08:34:43 PM »
Tonight he asked to borrow money to play black jack.  The average person loses $500 in gambling money alone, let alone travel expenses, when they go to Vegas.  So, in the studio he earns money, whereas outside the studio he likes to gamble.  He did once say he goes to Vegas every time a certain bumper song is played.  Anyone remember which one?

Red Rubber Ball?

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« Reply #85306 on: February 06, 2018, 08:46:14 PM »
Towards the end a caller suggested George might want to be socializing on his birthday. George replied that it was "safer to be on the air." Safer? What dangerous things does he do when socializing? Pizza rolls, but what else?
1.   Having his mouth attacked by a pizza rolls.
2.   Falling, in mud puddles.
3.   Coping with nervous drivers and interior vehicle door handles that fall off.
4.   Being in Las Vegas during the largest gun massacre on our soil.
5.   Encountering that stalker.
6.   Going to court about a stalker.
7.   Receiving calls from creditors.
8.   Reading our forum.
9.   Being interrogated by the FAA as a Middle Eastern looking traveler.
10.  Losing money at blackjack.
11.  Drink too much.
12.  Drink too much and make decisions he would regret.
13.  Be photographed in an embarrassing position.
14.  Fail to get to bed on time on his hump day of the work week.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85307 on: February 07, 2018, 01:08:36 AM »
You'd never guess Jeff Goodell had a book to sell what with all that exquisite doom and gloom he parrots a la Al Gore. Enjoyed hearing him babble after the caller pointed out the extremely high atmospheric  Co2 levels during the ice age. His answer was something like 'well I'm around (corrupt, misinformed) scientists just all the time so of course I know what I'm talking about'. Another quality guest courtesy coast to coast. Thanks.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85308 on: February 07, 2018, 04:02:12 AM »
Red Rubber Ball?
Didn't find it Mar 19-25 around the time he said it.

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« Reply #85309 on: February 07, 2018, 04:03:47 AM »
Almost closing time and George enthusiastically mentions that a word sounds like a drink.

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« Reply #85310 on: February 07, 2018, 09:06:45 AM »
"The proof is the pudding."  No, George, that's not the right idiom.

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« Reply #85311 on: February 07, 2018, 09:00:09 PM »
"The proof is the pudding."  No, George, that's not the right idiom.
But this is the right idiot.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85312 on: February 07, 2018, 11:58:36 PM »
Robert Zubrin's on tonite, which I usually enjoy, but for George's standard slew of space questions. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85313 on: February 08, 2018, 12:01:52 AM »
Robert Zubrin's on tonite, which I usually enjoy, but for George's standard slew of space questions.

Can you imagine if Einstein had a computer before the big bang?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85314 on: February 08, 2018, 12:32:31 AM »
Can you imagine if Einstein had a computer before the big bang?

Or even just a smartphone!

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« Reply #85315 on: February 08, 2018, 12:43:05 AM »
Or even just a smartphone!
That a lot of "fire-power" I've heard!

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« Reply #85316 on: February 08, 2018, 12:50:09 AM »
That a lot of "fire-power" I've heard!

More than we had to land on the moon!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85317 on: February 08, 2018, 01:06:26 AM »
"The proof is the pudding."  No, George, that's not the right idiom.
It is the right idiom if his conversation continues to be about cougars, sexy demons, bikini girls, attractive actresses, and former panty models.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85318 on: February 08, 2018, 03:16:49 AM »

the guests/topics just keep getting worse. i'd rather listen to 5 hours of Peter whatshisface reading UFO reports from the heartland, at least that's relaxing.


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« Reply #85319 on: February 08, 2018, 03:59:25 AM »
It is the right idiom if his conversation continues to be about cougars, sexy demons, bikini girls, attractive actresses, and former panty models.
And Swedish women, cave women, and female MTV video performers.