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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85230 on: February 03, 2018, 02:05:28 AM »
Did douche say he was going to play telltale heart tonight?
Yep he did - that means Noory will be skipping out early on a Friday night yet again...

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« Reply #85231 on: February 03, 2018, 02:53:56 AM »
Noory just revealed he drives a Lincoln Navigator.

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« Reply #85232 on: February 03, 2018, 03:12:30 AM »
Hoagland's Michelle in Japan called into Noory for open lines and mentioned Hoagie.

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« Reply #85233 on: February 03, 2018, 04:07:40 AM »
Yep he did - that means Noory will be skipping out early on a Friday night yet again...
Why does he do this!  The last thing people need to hear before sleep is a description of a sadistic, unnecessary murder of a nice man just be his eye doesn't look right.

It sounded like he read it with a head cold, so if it was pre-recorded, it would've been the same day, with a head cold.

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« Reply #85234 on: February 03, 2018, 05:23:42 AM »
Yep he did - that means Noory will be skipping out early on a Friday night yet again...
Ha!  Flapjacks for Tommee!  Did he treat his audience to the most craptastic warbler of all time, once again, too?



Good thing IHeart can afford the luxury of the suckage of Jorch.  Oh, wait...

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« Reply #85235 on: February 03, 2018, 05:59:33 AM »
Noory just revealed he drives a Lincoln Navigator.


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« Reply #85236 on: February 03, 2018, 02:53:37 PM »
Hoagland's Michelle in Japan called into Noory for open lines and mentioned Hoagie.

Too funny.  I faded out midway through Corny's nightly call, so I missed this.  After his kerfuffle with George, Hoagie was not only bumped as 'science advisor', but effectively erased from C2C consciousness - I don't think he's been invited back or even mentioned since.  I wonder if Michelle knows the real story about how her personal hero of truth was unjustly treated in the whole matter.

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« Reply #85237 on: February 03, 2018, 03:15:29 PM »
Too funny.  I faded out midway through Corny's nightly call, so I missed this.  After his kerfuffle with George, Hoagie was not only bumped as 'science advisor', but effectively erased from C2C consciousness - I don't think he's been invited back or even mentioned since.  I wonder if Michelle knows the real story about how her personal hero of truth was unjustly treated in the whole matter.
I like when clueless callers mention Art or RCH and Norry stammers or goes silent. To think RCH was canned all over a small bet that Norry welshed on. Speaking of Michelle sometime back someone mentioned something about Norry having some problem with a tranny? Stalking or something?

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« Reply #85238 on: February 03, 2018, 03:18:15 PM »
I like when clueless callers mention Art or RCH and Norry stammers or goes silent. To think RCH was canned all over a small bet that Norry welshed on. Speaking of Michelle sometime back someone mentioned something about Norry having some problem with a tranny? Stalking or something?

There were rumors on GLP about a tranny lawyer from Kentucky and there are some public records concerning restraining orders in Missouri (among a while bunch more lawsuits Noory was involved in)

I was never registered on GLP so all I know is what is out there now.

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« Reply #85239 on: February 03, 2018, 03:42:31 PM »
Too funny.  I faded out midway through Corny's nightly call, so I missed this.  After his kerfuffle with George, Hoagie was not only bumped as 'science advisor', but effectively erased from C2C consciousness - I don't think he's been invited back or even mentioned since.  I wonder if Michelle knows the real story about how her personal hero of truth was unjustly treated in the whole matter.
Jorch acts like a bumbling Stalin. A little "fuss'n or fight'n" with him and you become a C2C non-person. Jorch would banish them to a gulag, if he could, where they'd have to listen to him doing C2C, 24/7.  :o

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« Reply #85240 on: February 03, 2018, 05:44:54 PM »
There were rumors on GLP about a tranny lawyer from Kentucky and there are some public records concerning restraining orders in Missouri (among a while bunch more lawsuits Noory was involved in)

I was never registered on GLP so all I know is what is out there now.
Bizarre, was the legal restraining orders on the tranny lawyer or on Norry? Maybe a date that went wrong and he didn't notice an Adam's Apple or a stalker? A tranny lawyer in Kentucky itself deserves a comedy film.

OL was pretty good last night, just listened now while raking. Some funny callers (lots of callers who were on drugs one of whom had "half her mind blown" from the drugs prescribed,) and an educated one in Andy who would've been good when Ian was a host with his knowledge of canon(s) and "problems" with the religious "expert" guests who throw around terms willy-nilly to support their theories. And the Alaskan/Carmel guy with the tales of a church who killed people and stole mining claims from Indians and he knows where the rich claims are but the Discovery Channel is blocking him, somehow, (Norry: "you're a human map") with Art could've been a nice "mini show" but Norry didn't let it get to that point. And, thankfully, the youtuber who posted show deleted the Poe rendering, thankfully.
-GNS

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« Reply #85241 on: February 03, 2018, 08:30:55 PM »
Bizarre, was the legal restraining orders on the tranny lawyer or on Norry? Maybe a date that went wrong and he didn't notice an Adam's Apple or a stalker? A tranny lawyer in Kentucky itself deserves a comedy film.

OL was pretty good last night, just listened now while raking. Some funny callers (lots of callers who were on drugs one of whom had "half her mind blown" from the drugs prescribed,) and an educated one in Andy who would've been good when Ian was a host with his knowledge of canon(s) and "problems" with the religious "expert" guests who throw around terms willy-nilly to support their theories. And the Alaskan/Carmel guy with the tales of a church who killed people and stole mining claims from Indians and he knows where the rich claims are but the Discovery Channel is blocking him, somehow, (Norry: "you're a human map") with Art could've been a nice "mini show" but Norry didn't let it get to that point. And, thankfully, the youtuber who posted show deleted the Poe rendering, thankfully.
-GNS
Don't forget the man who confessed on national airwaves to having once beat a man nearly to death...  I hope one of the producers got the guy's number for the police, as statutes of limitations don't run out on murder.  The victim could have died later as a result of the injuries.  Or suffered severe brain damage.  They didn't even stick around to find out or call for help. The whole call was utterly inappropriate and extremely disturbing.  George seemed more concerned that it was a little off topic rather than a true confession of a heinous crime.

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« Reply #85242 on: February 03, 2018, 08:44:56 PM »
There were rumors on GLP about a tranny lawyer from Kentucky and there are some public records concerning restraining orders in Missouri (among a while bunch more lawsuits Noory was involved in)

I was never registered on GLP so all I know is what is out there now.
Why do they say tranny?  Male to female or female to male?  Just because someone goes into a tranny podcast does not mean they are a tranny?  The surgery is expensive, but she is affected by this economy just like most of us, so how could she afford the surgery?  Trannys are usually counseled about future potential rejection and ways to anticipate and manage it.  But she didn't seem to employ those methods.  So I kind of doubt she is a tranny.

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« Reply #85243 on: February 03, 2018, 08:51:44 PM »
Why do they say tranny?  Male to female or female to male?  Just because someone goes into a tranny podcast does not mean they are a tranny?  The surgery is expensive, but she is affected by this economy just like most of us, so how could she afford the surgery?  Trannys are usually counseled about future potential rejection and ways to anticipate and manage it.  But she didn't seem to employ those methods.  So I kind of doubt she is a tranny.
I have no idea. I was just relaying rumors I had seen discussed here. I assumed it had been someone that had transitioned to a female, but maybe it was a female that was still waiting for an addadicktomy. Or maybe it was a female that just identified as a male or vice versa. I donít even know what years this escapade ocured in.

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« Reply #85244 on: February 03, 2018, 10:56:31 PM »
I have no idea. I was just relaying rumors I had seen discussed here. I assumed it had been someone that had transitioned to a female, but maybe it was a female that was still waiting for an addadicktomy. Or maybe it was a female that just identified as a male or vice versa. I donít even know what years this escapade ocured in.
I can't find them now but her glp posts really sound woman through and through.  Helping people, tough economy, things like that.

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« Reply #85245 on: February 04, 2018, 12:11:50 AM »
Yahhhh!!! Richard Syrett, and he said February over and over.  I am entranced.

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« Reply #85246 on: February 04, 2018, 08:26:31 AM »
It's Super Bowl...wait...oh, no.  Aaarrrggg...it's ANOTHER Super Suck Sunday with Jorch and The Submerging Artists.  Will Jorch actually dare to say February again?




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« Reply #85247 on: February 04, 2018, 10:38:47 AM »
It's Super Bowl...wait...oh, no.  Aaarrrggg...it's ANOTHER Super Suck Sunday with Jorch and The Submerging Artists.  Will Jorch actually dare to say February again?


Don't worry, Norry "predicted" the other night that soon it will be March. Unbleefable how quickly things are going and you can "mark his words" that March will be here soon.

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« Reply #85248 on: February 04, 2018, 12:18:29 PM »
So if iHeart enters bankruptcy, George's contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.  Creditors may demand that George be paid what he's worth.  Doubt that he could live on that.

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« Reply #85249 on: February 04, 2018, 08:57:15 PM »
It's Super Bowl...wait...oh, no.  Aaarrrggg...it's ANOTHER Super Suck Sunday with Jorch and The Submerging Artists.  Will Jorch actually dare to say February again?



 ;D ;D ;D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85250 on: February 04, 2018, 09:01:41 PM »
;D ;D ;D
It was funny how Syrette last night kept saying "Feb" in the beginning of the program.

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« Reply #85251 on: February 04, 2018, 09:45:27 PM »
It was funny how Syrette last night kept saying "Feb" in the beginning of the program.
Ha!  Did he go "full-on Jorch," with the "How are yeeewww!" routine, too?  ;)

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« Reply #85252 on: February 04, 2018, 10:15:33 PM »

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« Reply #85253 on: February 04, 2018, 10:48:27 PM »
 
It was funny how Syrette last night kept saying "Feb" in the beginning of the program.
This is insane.  We know he can say it, bec he said it recently at the start of a show.  Why doesn't he just master it?  It's a big part of his job a twelfth of the year.  Every year.  It's not going away.

Didn't he have speech therapy as a child?  He can get the best speech therapists in the country.  Speech therapy is probably free on You Tube.

If it's a psychological block, professionals can help there too.

If the show were low brow or hillbilly, I could understand, but this is a nice show.  An adult is supposed to know when to get the help they need.  Whether it's taking notes, making reminder cards, bringing a bigger brief case, we all need to do the necessary steps to meet our job requirements.  Is anyone so special that they don't have to tend to their challenges? 

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« Reply #85254 on: February 05, 2018, 10:01:08 PM »
Wayne Carson sucked.  His spouse got angry when he called her to say he had to be a roadie for ten days longer than expected.  He told her she was always on his mind, and that he needed to get off the phone right quick to make a song about it.  A song that makes her out to be a doormat, and makes him out to be one of the worst apologizers ever.  Apologies don't start with "If I", like "If I ever made you feel...",   It is no wonder Wikipedia has nothing about his romantic life.  Let alone him presumptuously telling the whole world she was not his first priority.  Some things are just better left unsaid.  Other than write her a loser song, did he ever even become a better husband or did he just keep writing himself wistful ballads of regret.
It's one thing for a man to wonder if he made his girl feel second best but it is another thing entirely to bum rush her off the phone to write a song to the entire world that he basically treated her second best.

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« Reply #85255 on: February 06, 2018, 12:26:41 AM »
ďI donít think Iíve ever been possessed, and I donít know many people that have. ď

Really?

GNS

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« Reply #85256 on: February 06, 2018, 12:43:21 AM »
ďI donít think Iíve ever been possessed, and I donít know many people that have. ď

Really?

GNS

Oh, he's possessed alright...by the spirit of mediocrity and phoning it in.  :D

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« Reply #85257 on: February 06, 2018, 02:38:39 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.

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« Reply #85258 on: February 06, 2018, 03:13:29 AM »
Perhaps the best Nooryism in a while-  he informed his guest that when the end is nigh, he doesn't want to be hooked up to a breathalyzer.  I shit you not.

ROTFLMAO!!!