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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85230 on: February 01, 2018, 02:02:24 AM »
What a brilliant man. At least Norry kept his comments to just an occasional "Geesh!". Oh and that deep philosophical pondering, "Why can't people just get along?" - GNS - Geesh, Norry Sucks

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85231 on: February 01, 2018, 02:05:28 AM »
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'Allo!
With you yet am i still.
Noteing the past suppressed evidence of these finds in this page:
[http://s8int.com/phile/giants21.html]
Many other pages compiled on this site quote from reputable stories in newspapers from 18th,19th,etc.centuries.
Many more may be on line now,these stories were found decades ago.
Thinking am i that,the evidences like Chas.Fort found;stories of impossibly gigantic objects,tools,structures.
Some,constructed by exotic tech,as scots hill forts showing seams between stones that were fused to-gether rock surfaces useing some kind of super-hot torch or field.
More,Anon.
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
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Even if one can point to some random examples of abnormally large people (living or deceased) there are certain medical conditions that can account for it, such as Marfan's syndrome or genetic gigantism. They are rare. I just don't think there's ever been amy evidence of a race of giants though.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85232 on: February 01, 2018, 02:31:19 AM »
Carbon nanotubes. Are they small?

Frikkin GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85233 on: February 01, 2018, 03:17:04 AM »
Elsburg and Noory are claiming that Hawaii and Japan had false alarms that could have resulted in a nuclear war. WRONG.

The public received false alarms through notification systems. The military detection systems were not involved.
Yes, but nuclear war could have been instigated by a perceived foe.  Like, Korea would know we would suspect then,so they could have reacted in a panic, to prevent us from retaliating.  It's a complicated thought that I think others have kin d tried to express.

Like one time I mistakenly reprimanded the yellow lab harshly because I thought (wrongly) she had hurt one of our cats then and here.  Well, all four of our cats then and then jumped onto the lab like porcupines! Even though I had been mistaken, she actually hadn't done anything wrong.

Similarly, the lab could have sensed her punishment coming, and started to bite the cats. Just like Korea could have sensed swift punishment coming, and gone ballistic to prevent us from retaliating toward them.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85234 on: February 01, 2018, 03:29:41 AM »
They missed a bunch from both US and USSR but here are some real close calls/false alarms.

http://nuclearfiles.org/menu/key-issues/nuclear-weapons/issues/accidents/20-mishaps-maybe-caused-nuclear-war.htm

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85235 on: February 01, 2018, 03:44:58 AM »
This is a new one for me.  According to tonight's guest, the aliens think of as "like cows with machine guns."


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85236 on: February 01, 2018, 05:19:30 AM »
And upon waking this morning, itís Feb.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85237 on: February 01, 2018, 06:09:45 AM »
Elsburg and Noory are claiming that Hawaii and Japan had false alarms that could have resulted in a nuclear war. WRONG.

The public received false alarms through notification systems. The military detection systems were not involved.
Thank you for your well reasoned thought, GS. Of course the possibility of a SNAFU is obvious, but when lay people and charlatans, who clearly do not have any clear-headed insight into situations like this sensationalize them for entertainment or political cashe, it is far from constructive or informative. Misinformation and just straight up fear porn leads to cynicism...but who am I kidding, it's all fake anyway

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85238 on: February 01, 2018, 06:14:01 AM »
Dave is still pretty much Richard Simmons Gay


GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85239 on: February 01, 2018, 08:40:22 AM »
And upon waking this morning, itís Feb.
A very merry Feb. to all! 


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85240 on: February 01, 2018, 09:17:32 AM »
Remember everyone, tonite at midnite the clock strikes Feb.  We all celebrate differently, I know.  I'll be treating myself to an extra glass of reconstituted beet juice.

I had the traditional bakers dozen of fried eggs at midnight.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85241 on: February 01, 2018, 09:23:16 AM »
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'Allo!
With you yet am i still.
Noteing the past suppressed evidence of these finds in this page:
[http://s8int.com/phile/giants21.html]
Many other pages compiled on this site quote from reputable stories in newspapers from 18th,19th,etc.centuries.
Many more may be on line now,these stories were found decades ago.
Thinking am i that,the evidences like Chas.Fort found;stories of impossibly gigantic objects,tools,structures.
Some,constructed by exotic tech,as scots hill forts showing seams between stones that were fused to-gether rock surfaces useing some kind of super-hot torch or field.
More,Anon.
"B_B"
PS:No Logo:
][ 7VF ][
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85242 on: February 01, 2018, 10:11:09 AM »
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.

Cool. 6'3" super soldier reporting in.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85243 on: February 01, 2018, 10:48:32 AM »
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.
It is better nutrition. Why the Dutch and then N.Europeans tending to be taller than S.Europeans was because much of the calories was fish, where as much of Continental Europe most was grain. That's the theory I've heard. (The Dutch are the tallest average still, I think.) That theory alone wouldn't explain it because there are short people, like say in the South Pacific who eat a lot of fish. So I'm guessing something to do with Nephelim and the magnetic pole being up north therefore stronger and "growing" the European people closer-by to be taller in the womb and then even post birth.  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85244 on: February 01, 2018, 10:49:51 AM »
I had the traditional bakers dozen of fried eggs at midnight.
I hope you used no oils, sprays, or teflon plans but only butter or lard and you keep the yolks runny. And 13 eggs is, really, the daily minimum but good for that "late night snack."

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85245 on: February 01, 2018, 10:55:06 AM »
It is better nutrition. Why the Dutch and then N.Europeans tending to be taller than S.Europeans was because much of the calories was fish, where as much of Continental Europe most was grain...
I guess this little Dutch Boy got "The Kill Shot" in the height department.


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85246 on: February 01, 2018, 10:58:12 AM »
I guess this little Dutch Boy got "The Kill Shot" in the height department.


Ha. Clearly his parents got a hold of some bad fish. Or sticking his finger in the dike for so long impeded his growth? Or the lead and volatile fumes in the paint brand he was forced to advertise as a kid retarded his growth?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85247 on: February 01, 2018, 10:59:53 AM »
I hope you used no oils, sprays, or teflon plans but only butter or lard and you keep the yolks runny. And 13 eggs is, really, the daily minimum but good for that "late night snack."
"That's true!"


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85248 on: February 01, 2018, 11:02:46 AM »
...Or the lead and volatile fumes in the paint brand he was forced to advertise as a kid retarded his growth?
Heh, heh.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85249 on: February 01, 2018, 11:49:38 AM »
Yes, but nuclear war could have been instigated by a perceived foe.  Like, Korea would know we would suspect then,so they could have reacted in a panic, to prevent us from retaliating.  It's a complicated thought that I think others have kin d tried to express.

Like one time I mistakenly reprimanded the yellow lab harshly because I thought (wrongly) she had hurt one of our cats then and here.  Well, all four of our cats then and then jumped onto the lab like porcupines! Even though I had been mistaken, she actually hadn't done anything wrong.

Similarly, the lab could have sensed her punishment coming, and started to bite the cats. Just like Korea could have sensed swift punishment coming, and gone ballistic to prevent us from retaliating toward them.

Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85250 on: February 01, 2018, 01:14:41 PM »
...So I'm guessing something to do with Nephelim ...

Nailed it.

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« Reply #85251 on: February 01, 2018, 01:27:39 PM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85252 on: February 01, 2018, 01:30:40 PM »
"That's true!"


5 people found this helpful 1.0 out of 5 starsCookbook, yes.  Expectation, well...ByC. P. Hendrixon February 6, 2014I'm a big fan of George Noory, and have even speculated that could be me had I stayed in broadcasting way back when.  I'm also a good food hobbyist and have been cooking since about age ten, when my mom taught me how to fry an egg. 

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85253 on: February 01, 2018, 01:32:35 PM »
Nailed it.
One thing I've learned from C2C guests: if it can't be explained by "quantum," you can't go wrong with "Nephelim" (or "demons.")

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85254 on: February 01, 2018, 02:22:29 PM »
One thing I've learned from C2C guests: if it can't be explained by "quantum," you can't go wrong with "Nephelim" (or "demons.")

Or 19.5 or torsion fields.  Oh, wait.  That was some banned C2C guest.  Of course, with Jorch, it usually comes down to angels or portals.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85255 on: February 01, 2018, 02:50:50 PM »
"That's true!"



That fucking smiling alien. Cracks me up every time.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85256 on: February 01, 2018, 03:28:19 PM »
Cool. 6'3" super soldier reporting in.

Didn't you get the memo? We're decommissioning you for being too partisan.  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85257 on: February 01, 2018, 10:21:12 PM »
That fucking smiling alien. Cracks me up every time.
Im not up on all the creative writing trends, but this book could have been so much nicer by my standards. It's like they didn't even try.  Like they had two hours and it had to be a certain number of pages...  Why even do something if u aren't planning to do a good job!  No matter how much external pressure an author is under, they should have their own standards in place first.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85258 on: February 01, 2018, 10:51:03 PM »
Im not up on all the creative writing trends, but this book could have been so much nicer by my standards. It's like they didn't even try.  Like they had two hours and it had to be a certain number of pages...  Why even do something if u aren't planning to do a good job!  No matter how much external pressure an author is under, they should have their own standards in place first.

Why should the book be any better than the show?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85259 on: February 02, 2018, 12:50:28 AM »
C'mon to Vegas and play craps with Norry.  He'll be ready wearing his Vegas enhanced "Grampers Pamper's"  So when he wants to be a high roller, he will have on the high-waisted style with die on each strategic side.

Each guest interview will feature the Vegas enhanced style.  First there will be the boa covered Grampers, ready when he lays an egg during show.  Secondly, sequin-covered Grampers will glisten when the lights go low and he breaks out in song.   Finally, when the show is over, well it is Vegas, and and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but is is a tease, even for Grampers.

This will be your lucky night, lucky that Norry is wearing his Grampers.  All premium priced tickets included a glossy pic of Norry in Grampers complete with his signature DNA. 

So, roll the die and join Norry in craps doing Vegas.  Tickets are going, going going, dump, fast.