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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85200 on: January 30, 2018, 10:36:23 AM »
Some words are just better with a You in them. Feb-YOU-Where-E. Nuke-YOU-lure. 😎

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85201 on: January 30, 2018, 10:46:09 AM »
Some words are just better with a You in them. Feb-YOU-Where-E. Nuke-YOU-lure. 😎



"Thank yeeewww!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85202 on: January 30, 2018, 11:44:01 AM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85203 on: January 30, 2018, 12:13:58 PM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'
Ha!  I wonder what Jorch thinks turkee sammiches are made from.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85204 on: January 30, 2018, 03:55:39 PM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'
On a previous show with Doc Wallet, I recall Noory asked the Doc that he should work on creating a magic pill you could take instead of eating dozens of eggs a day. Noory just wanted credit for that idea...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85205 on: January 31, 2018, 03:34:35 AM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85206 on: January 31, 2018, 04:12:38 AM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.

That's because they were wiped out in the flood. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85207 on: January 31, 2018, 04:15:44 AM »
That's because they were wiped out in the flood.

A flood wiped out any trace of them? Highly unlikely. ::)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85208 on: January 31, 2018, 04:21:20 AM »
A flood wiped out any trace of them? Highly unlikely. ::)

I'm not talking Johnstown Flood but the mother of all floods, The Great Flood.  Grav is a Christian and believes in the Bible as I do so I throw that into the discussion. I'm just saying it is a possibility.  Or maybe there simply wasn't a large enough population to warrant the building of such structures.

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« Reply #85209 on: January 31, 2018, 05:06:18 AM »
I'm not talking Johnstown Flood but the mother of all floods, The Great Flood.  Grav is a Christian and believes in the Bible as I do so I throw that into the discussion. I'm just saying it is a possibility.  Or maybe there simply wasn't a large enough population to warrant the building of such structures.

I'm pretty sure skeletons have been found at the bottom of the ocean with most of the Earth's water on top of them. Face it, you can't explain this one without resorting to magical thinking.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85210 on: January 31, 2018, 05:15:40 AM »
I'm pretty sure skeletons have been found at the bottom of the ocean with most of the Earth's water on top of them. Face it, you can't explain this one without resorting to magical thinking.

Whatever.  Structures have been destroyed completely over the centuries.  Ever hear of the Seven Wonders of the World?  Only one still exists.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85211 on: January 31, 2018, 10:59:20 AM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.
Didn't Rockwall, TX ruin supposedly have huge doors, rooms, etc?  ;)

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« Reply #85212 on: January 31, 2018, 11:10:12 AM »
Didn't Rockwall, TX ruin supposedly have huge doors, rooms, etc?  ;)

I donít remember seeing anything convincing that it wasnít natural.

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« Reply #85213 on: January 31, 2018, 11:21:39 AM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85214 on: January 31, 2018, 01:20:00 PM »
Stan Deyo predicted war in Korea by March (but then added a lot of weaselly disclaimers) Noory the innovator is also incorporating more "radio with pictures" segments into the show

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85215 on: January 31, 2018, 02:00:43 PM »
Jorch will soon be incorporating "paint by numbers" and "finger painting" into C2C.

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« Reply #85216 on: January 31, 2018, 04:50:50 PM »
Jorch will soon be incorporating "paint by numbers" and "finger painting" into C2C.
As long as we don't have to suffer from one of those nights when Norry makes a "contest" in which callers give their singing renditions of a Christmas or New Year's song with some unread books by Norry as the "prize."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85217 on: January 31, 2018, 07:48:08 PM »
Remember everyone, tonite at midnite the clock strikes Feb.  We all celebrate differently, I know.  I'll be treating myself to an extra glass of reconstituted beet juice.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85218 on: January 31, 2018, 08:08:00 PM »
Remember everyone, tonite at midnite the clock strikes Feb.  We all celebrate differently, I know.  I'll be treating myself to an extra glass of reconstituted beet juice.

Very borscht-like. Wink twice if you are still being held by Natasha. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85219 on: January 31, 2018, 08:11:16 PM »
Remember everyone, tonite at midnite the clock strikes Feb.  We all celebrate differently, I know.  I'll be treating myself to an extra glass of reconstituted beet juice.

No scotch?! How austere! ???

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85220 on: January 31, 2018, 09:22:24 PM »
No scotch?! How austere! ???

Puh-leeeze.  The good stuff is saved for certain guest hosts.  For Noory nites I swig generic tequila straight from the plastic bottle.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85221 on: January 31, 2018, 10:10:41 PM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.
Castles?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85222 on: January 31, 2018, 10:12:20 PM »
Castles?

Only the entrances that had to accomodate a rider on a horse. And in the castles if they were for giants the steps would have been 2-3 feet apiece instead of 1 or less.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85223 on: January 31, 2018, 10:16:21 PM »
A flood wiped out any trace of them? Highly unlikely. ::)
Flood water makes huge trees snap like toothpicks.   Everything becomes tinder or moves like it were gravel. The force of movement, with everything bouyant and thrashing, cracking, splitting, crushing...


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85225 on: January 31, 2018, 11:25:45 PM »
Flood water makes huge trees snap like toothpicks.   Everything becomes tinder or moves like it were gravel. The force of movement, with everything bouyant and thrashing, cracking, splitting, crushing...

Yes, Jojo but then some of that stuff usually settles somewhere and eventually becomes part of sedimentary rock formations. Thousands if not millions of years later we can dig some of that stuff up to know some of what was going on back then. They're called fossils. So, why no giant fossils yet?

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« Reply #85226 on: February 01, 2018, 12:08:18 AM »
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Yes, Jojo but then some of that stuff usually settles somewhere and eventually becomes part of sedimentary rock formations. Thousands if not millions of years later we can dig some of that stuff up to know some of what was going on back then. They're called fossils. So, why no giant fossils yet?
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With you yet am i still.
Noteing the past suppressed evidence of these finds in this page:
[http://s8int.com/phile/giants21.html]
Many other pages compiled on this site quote from reputable stories in newspapers from 18th,19th,etc.centuries.
Many more may be on line now,these stories were found decades ago.
Thinking am i that,the evidences like Chas.Fort found;stories of impossibly gigantic objects,tools,structures.
Some,constructed by exotic tech,as scots hill forts showing seams between stones that were fused to-gether rock surfaces useing some kind of super-hot torch or field.
More,Anon.
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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85227 on: February 01, 2018, 12:29:36 AM »
Thanks B_B!

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« Reply #85228 on: February 01, 2018, 01:13:17 AM »
Yes, Jojo but then some of that stuff usually settles somewhere and eventually becomes part of sedimentary rock formations. Thousands if not millions of years later we can dig some of that stuff up to know some of what was going on back then. They're called fossils. So, why no giant fossils yet?
Well rock formations survive floods so whatever is there should be representative, but not necessarily complete.  But, if there was a total wipe out flood before the sediment settled, it would have reduced the odds of much being left. 

But I do know Giants are coming because engineers are installing floor-to-ceiling doors in all the new buildings, like libraries and medical clinics.  I'm sure it costs extra, and even more extra to maintain the handicap button mechanism against all that added weight.  Some of the floor-to-ceiling doors are interior, like restrooms, and they don't have handicap mechanisms to open them, yet they are prohibitively heavy for many children and small people to open! It could be coincidence, but I think there's a covert reason, at least on some level, for all this expensive, irrational design.

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« Reply #85229 on: February 01, 2018, 01:27:04 AM »
Elsburg and Noory are claiming that Hawaii and Japan had false alarms that could have resulted in a nuclear war. WRONG.

The public received false alarms through notification systems. The military detection systems were not involved.