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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85200 on: February 01, 2018, 06:14:01 AM »
Dave is still pretty much Richard Simmons Gay


GNS

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85201 on: February 01, 2018, 08:40:22 AM »
And upon waking this morning, it’s Feb.
A very merry Feb. to all! 


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« Reply #85202 on: February 01, 2018, 09:17:32 AM »
Remember everyone, tonite at midnite the clock strikes Feb.  We all celebrate differently, I know.  I'll be treating myself to an extra glass of reconstituted beet juice.

I had the traditional bakers dozen of fried eggs at midnight.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85203 on: February 01, 2018, 09:23:16 AM »
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'Allo!
With you yet am i still.
Noteing the past suppressed evidence of these finds in this page:
[http://s8int.com/phile/giants21.html]
Many other pages compiled on this site quote from reputable stories in newspapers from 18th,19th,etc.centuries.
Many more may be on line now,these stories were found decades ago.
Thinking am i that,the evidences like Chas.Fort found;stories of impossibly gigantic objects,tools,structures.
Some,constructed by exotic tech,as scots hill forts showing seams between stones that were fused to-gether rock surfaces useing some kind of super-hot torch or field.
More,Anon.
"B_B"
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In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85204 on: February 01, 2018, 10:11:09 AM »
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.

Cool. 6'3" super soldier reporting in.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85205 on: February 01, 2018, 10:48:32 AM »
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.
It is better nutrition. Why the Dutch and then N.Europeans tending to be taller than S.Europeans was because much of the calories was fish, where as much of Continental Europe most was grain. That's the theory I've heard. (The Dutch are the tallest average still, I think.) That theory alone wouldn't explain it because there are short people, like say in the South Pacific who eat a lot of fish. So I'm guessing something to do with Nephelim and the magnetic pole being up north therefore stronger and "growing" the European people closer-by to be taller in the womb and then even post birth.  ;)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85206 on: February 01, 2018, 10:49:51 AM »
I had the traditional bakers dozen of fried eggs at midnight.
I hope you used no oils, sprays, or teflon plans but only butter or lard and you keep the yolks runny. And 13 eggs is, really, the daily minimum but good for that "late night snack."

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« Reply #85207 on: February 01, 2018, 10:55:06 AM »
It is better nutrition. Why the Dutch and then N.Europeans tending to be taller than S.Europeans was because much of the calories was fish, where as much of Continental Europe most was grain...
I guess this little Dutch Boy got "The Kill Shot" in the height department.


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« Reply #85208 on: February 01, 2018, 10:58:12 AM »
I guess this little Dutch Boy got "The Kill Shot" in the height department.


Ha. Clearly his parents got a hold of some bad fish. Or sticking his finger in the dike for so long impeded his growth? Or the lead and volatile fumes in the paint brand he was forced to advertise as a kid retarded his growth?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85209 on: February 01, 2018, 10:59:53 AM »
I hope you used no oils, sprays, or teflon plans but only butter or lard and you keep the yolks runny. And 13 eggs is, really, the daily minimum but good for that "late night snack."
"That's true!"


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85210 on: February 01, 2018, 11:02:46 AM »
...Or the lead and volatile fumes in the paint brand he was forced to advertise as a kid retarded his growth?
Heh, heh.


Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85211 on: February 01, 2018, 11:49:38 AM »
Yes, but nuclear war could have been instigated by a perceived foe.  Like, Korea would know we would suspect then,so they could have reacted in a panic, to prevent us from retaliating.  It's a complicated thought that I think others have kin d tried to express.

Like one time I mistakenly reprimanded the yellow lab harshly because I thought (wrongly) she had hurt one of our cats then and here.  Well, all four of our cats then and then jumped onto the lab like porcupines! Even though I had been mistaken, she actually hadn't done anything wrong.

Similarly, the lab could have sensed her punishment coming, and started to bite the cats. Just like Korea could have sensed swift punishment coming, and gone ballistic to prevent us from retaliating toward them.

Human Sacrifice! Dogs and Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!


Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85212 on: February 01, 2018, 01:14:41 PM »
...So I'm guessing something to do with Nephelim ...

Nailed it.

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« Reply #85213 on: February 01, 2018, 01:27:39 PM »

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85214 on: February 01, 2018, 01:30:40 PM »
"That's true!"


5 people found this helpful 1.0 out of 5 starsCookbook, yes.  Expectation, well...ByC. P. Hendrixon February 6, 2014I'm a big fan of George Noory, and have even speculated that could be me had I stayed in broadcasting way back when.  I'm also a good food hobbyist and have been cooking since about age ten, when my mom taught me how to fry an egg. 

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85215 on: February 01, 2018, 01:32:35 PM »
Nailed it.
One thing I've learned from C2C guests: if it can't be explained by "quantum," you can't go wrong with "Nephelim" (or "demons.")

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« Reply #85216 on: February 01, 2018, 02:22:29 PM »
One thing I've learned from C2C guests: if it can't be explained by "quantum," you can't go wrong with "Nephelim" (or "demons.")

Or 19.5 or torsion fields.  Oh, wait.  That was some banned C2C guest.  Of course, with Jorch, it usually comes down to angels or portals.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85217 on: February 01, 2018, 02:50:50 PM »
"That's true!"



That fucking smiling alien. Cracks me up every time.

Re:[Katzenjammer Typography &] George Noory...
« Reply #85218 on: February 01, 2018, 03:28:19 PM »
Cool. 6'3" super soldier reporting in.

Didn't you get the memo? We're decommissioning you for being too partisan.  :D

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85219 on: February 01, 2018, 10:21:12 PM »
That fucking smiling alien. Cracks me up every time.
Im not up on all the creative writing trends, but this book could have been so much nicer by my standards. It's like they didn't even try.  Like they had two hours and it had to be a certain number of pages...  Why even do something if u aren't planning to do a good job!  No matter how much external pressure an author is under, they should have their own standards in place first.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85220 on: February 01, 2018, 10:51:03 PM »
Im not up on all the creative writing trends, but this book could have been so much nicer by my standards. It's like they didn't even try.  Like they had two hours and it had to be a certain number of pages...  Why even do something if u aren't planning to do a good job!  No matter how much external pressure an author is under, they should have their own standards in place first.

Why should the book be any better than the show?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85221 on: February 02, 2018, 12:50:28 AM »
C'mon to Vegas and play craps with Norry.  He'll be ready wearing his Vegas enhanced "Grampers Pamper's"  So when he wants to be a high roller, he will have on the high-waisted style with die on each strategic side.

Each guest interview will feature the Vegas enhanced style.  First there will be the boa covered Grampers, ready when he lays an egg during show.  Secondly, sequin-covered Grampers will glisten when the lights go low and he breaks out in song.   Finally, when the show is over, well it is Vegas, and and what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but is is a tease, even for Grampers.

This will be your lucky night, lucky that Norry is wearing his Grampers.  All premium priced tickets included a glossy pic of Norry in Grampers complete with his signature DNA. 

So, roll the die and join Norry in craps doing Vegas.  Tickets are going, going going, dump, fast.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85222 on: February 02, 2018, 08:02:39 AM »
Jorch's second guest last night discussed lucid dreaming.  Jorch stated he gets a lot done while he's dreaming.  Now we know when he's doing his eight hours of show prep.


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« Reply #85223 on: February 02, 2018, 12:14:59 PM »
In the last ten years, I have started to see hugely tall young people.  Maybe it was new medicine like growth hormones, but someone is already engineering gobs of very tall people.

And they're all programmed to arrive late at gigs and stand right in front of me.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85224 on: February 02, 2018, 10:52:13 PM »
Tonight’s DB Cooper show could have been interesting with a different host.


GNS

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« Reply #85225 on: February 02, 2018, 11:29:08 PM »
And they're all programmed to arrive late at gigs and stand right in front of me.
Squirt gun!  Be sure to hide the evidence!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85226 on: February 02, 2018, 11:35:30 PM »
Tonight’s DB Cooper show could have been interesting with a different host.


GNS

Tune in for DB Cooper and get DB pooper.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85227 on: February 03, 2018, 12:26:19 AM »
Tune in for DB Cooper and get DB pooper.

Craptastic!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85228 on: February 03, 2018, 01:57:35 AM »
Uh oh, they’re talking fake names and fake mustaches. This is in Jorch’s wheelhouse.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85229 on: February 03, 2018, 02:01:34 AM »
Uh oh, they’re talking fake names and fake mustaches. This is in Jorch’s wheelhouse.

Did douche say he was going to play telltale heart tonight?