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Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85140 on: January 30, 2018, 12:19:30 AM »
Bravo, Joorch! Two full Februaries in the opening 15 minutes! He must have been in training.

And now, Doc Wallet. Click.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85141 on: January 30, 2018, 12:28:47 AM »
Bravo, Joorch! Two full Februaries in the opening 15 minutes! He must have been in training.

And now, Doc Wallet. Click.

They call it speech therapy.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85142 on: January 30, 2018, 01:32:29 AM »
They call it speech therapy.
The doc moved on to sex therapy!  Evidently eggs help erections...  George tried to rein him in!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85143 on: January 30, 2018, 01:34:51 AM »
If it weren't for Jojo this entire thread would die. Which speaks volumes as to how totally irrelevant Norry and  Coast have become. And this website! I know a LOT of former Coast listeners that have admitted they can no longer listen to the  show.
Aw, shucks!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85144 on: January 30, 2018, 01:36:26 AM »
Howís Noory tonight?

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85145 on: January 30, 2018, 01:36:43 AM »
They call it speech therapy.
Wowsa!  Feb You Wary!  George Noory has improved yet again!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85146 on: January 30, 2018, 01:38:25 AM »
Howís Noory tonight?
His voice has a quality I don't usually notice, can't quite put my finger on it.  Maybe he took an antihistamine, haaaaaaa!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85147 on: January 30, 2018, 01:51:32 AM »
Wowsa!  Feb You Wary!  George Noory has improved yet again!

You do realize that is not how is it pronounced, donít you?

Feb Roux Airy

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85148 on: January 30, 2018, 02:25:42 AM »
The doc moved on to sex therapy!  Evidently eggs help erections...  George tried to rein him in!

Instead of stopping for a turkey sammy tonight, Norry will go in an overnight grocery and buy a few dozen of open range chicken eggs.
Next, he'll look into Tyson chicken farms. 

The next money maker on the Norry list, erections by the dozen.

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« Reply #85149 on: January 30, 2018, 02:26:46 AM »
You do realize that is not how is it pronounced, donít you?

Feb Roux Airy

I thought it was Feb You Fairy!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85150 on: January 30, 2018, 02:29:49 AM »
I thought it was Feb You Fairy!

Are you one of those homophobistanians?

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« Reply #85151 on: January 30, 2018, 02:38:33 AM »
You do realize that is not how is it pronounced, donít you?

Feb Roux Airy
Fine.  FEB-BREW-WARY! Feb-brew-wary!

Actually, either way is accepted:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/February
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/February (scroll down)

Webster's recommends Feb-you-wary because that pronunciation eliminates dissimilation (the diluting of vowels when similar ones are too close).

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« Reply #85152 on: January 30, 2018, 02:39:45 AM »
Instead of stopping for a turkey sammy tonight, Norry will go in an overnight grocery and buy a few dozen of open range chicken eggs.
Next, he'll look into Tyson chicken farms. 

The next money maker on the Norry list, erections by the dozen.
Please relocate this to the cuckolding thread!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85153 on: January 30, 2018, 02:55:32 AM »
I'm not listening to a dissertation on drinking wine.  Perhaps if it were put forward clinically or with less use of the word wine over and over and over...  And sounding so enthused about it, too.  How many audience members are recovering alcoholics?  I would hate for George Noory to have someone relapse just because a guest was indiscreet.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85154 on: January 30, 2018, 02:59:31 AM »
Fine.  FEB-BREW-WARY! Feb-brew-wary!

Actually, either way is accepted:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/February
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/February (scroll down)

Webster's recommends Feb-you-wary because that pronunciation eliminates dissimilation (the diluting of vowels when similar ones are too close).

Remind me Wed Nes Day

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85155 on: January 30, 2018, 03:45:11 AM »
Are you one of those homophobistanians?

Actually if you look in the pronounciation in the dictionary, Feb-you-ary is acceptable and the more modern pronounciation but in older English it is Feb-Roo-Ary.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85156 on: January 30, 2018, 05:21:59 AM »


"Now yeeewww see why I like Feb.  No fuss'n and fight'n!  Feb, Feb, Feb..."

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« Reply #85157 on: January 30, 2018, 05:26:50 AM »
If it weren't for Jojo this entire thread would die...

"I need to dye my hair orange to lure Pud."

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85158 on: January 30, 2018, 05:29:54 AM »


"Now yeeewww see why I like Feb.  No fuss'n and fight'n!  Feb, Feb, Feb..."
Good one!  I've only seen him get argumentative with Hoaglund, and also with a female guest.  I don't know her name, but she has short hay-blond tight curls, is like 52, is white, tall, and wears a lot of Bangles.  Somewhere there is a long ago photo of him scowling at her and one of the shoving their finger at the other!  It is hard to imagine!  One time I found her on the C2C guest roster, but now when I look, I don't see her!

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85159 on: January 30, 2018, 08:41:36 AM »
Remind me Wed Nes Day

The only guy I ever heard pronounce it that way was George Harrison. True story. :)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85160 on: January 30, 2018, 09:55:47 AM »
Good one!  I've only seen him get argumentative with Hoaglund, and also with a female guest...
Jorch doesn't like to upset Ma Noory, who still listens to her gifted son. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85161 on: January 30, 2018, 10:03:35 AM »
George has Steve Quayle on Coast.Ever notice that Steve Quayle is the only one do the talking  8)

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85162 on: January 30, 2018, 10:36:23 AM »
Some words are just better with a You in them. Feb-YOU-Where-E. Nuke-YOU-lure. 😎

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85163 on: January 30, 2018, 10:46:09 AM »
Some words are just better with a You in them. Feb-YOU-Where-E. Nuke-YOU-lure. 😎



"Thank yeeewww!"

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85164 on: January 30, 2018, 11:44:01 AM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'

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« Reply #85165 on: January 30, 2018, 12:13:58 PM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'
Ha!  I wonder what Jorch thinks turkee sammiches are made from.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85166 on: January 30, 2018, 03:55:39 PM »
Joorch invented an email from a listener asking Doc Wallet if there's another way to eat all the eggs he prescribes, because he's not that fond of eggs. 'Put them in a smoothie', says Wally. 'You mean like yogurt?' asks Joorch. 'Yogurt's made from eggs, isn't it? No. Wait. That's custard, right?'
On a previous show with Doc Wallet, I recall Noory asked the Doc that he should work on creating a magic pill you could take instead of eating dozens of eggs a day. Noory just wanted credit for that idea...

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85167 on: January 31, 2018, 03:34:35 AM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85168 on: January 31, 2018, 04:12:38 AM »
These guys that try to weave the existence of giants into history are all over the map, but I donít remember any ancient structures with huge doorways. Their size would be an advantage in building some of the megaliths but they would need tall doors and hallways.

That's because they were wiped out in the flood. 

Re: George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium
« Reply #85169 on: January 31, 2018, 04:15:44 AM »
That's because they were wiped out in the flood.

A flood wiped out any trace of them? Highly unlikely. ::)