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Haiku for Noory-san

Started by aldousburbank, February 23, 2011, 05:14:27 PM

aldousburbank

grafted branch, brown leaves
the root of all evil grows
mustache stained tree, dead

The General

Ponderous George asks,
"Do you think it was angels?"
No, George, I do not.

MV/Liberace!

autumn winds, ears bleed,
radio dial won't turn,
all that was is lost.

onan

Worker in the light,
from the shadow no talent
repetitive drone.

Silent

LOL this is the best thread i've seen in a while.  I don't mean to break up the theme but I had to comment.

The General

radio crackles,
What hidden truths can be heard?
Buy e-foods and gold.

anagrammy

aura of mystery
send your mp3 to view
worker in the dark


-Anagrammy

aldousburbank

Heh me like this thread plenty

I can't take his voice
turning off the radio
doth quote the Sasquatch

aldousburbank

making love with George
sweet sounds of UFO Phil
Richard C. Hoagland

The General

This is not EXACTLY a haiku, but it is the best one.  And it is for George, no doubt...


aldousburbank

Quote from: The General on February 26, 2011, 12:00:52 AM
This is not EXACTLY a haiku, but it is the best one.  And it is for George, no doubt...

General,

Very perceptive sir.  Something about the message is haunting me now.

MV/Liberace!

Cancer would be fun,
When compared to the George fog,
Give me a shit bag.

onan

Quote from: Michael V. on February 26, 2011, 10:11:59 PM
Cancer would be fun,
When compared to the George fog,
Give me a shit bag.

omg a shit-bag-cancer-fog... we have the new name for noory.

anagrammy

Upping the anti now- my haikus from now on will all be Noory's words (these taken from first post on GN The Definitive Compendium thread)  but the Nooryisms are scattered throughout the universe, like dark matter....


Improve our suffering
This will make you want to think
We'll all be cyborgs

Anagrammy

aldousburbank

My daily Snoory dis-

Spring arrived today
with new grass and morning dew
you suck George Noory

anagrammy

Written in sanskrit
which means written in sand, right?
awkward silence shrieks

Anagrammy

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: anagrammy on February 28, 2011, 09:53:13 PM
Written in sanskrit
which means written in sand, right?
awkward silence shrieks

Anagrammy
;D ;D ;D ;D

aldousburbank

dim voice in the night
while signifying nothing
makes no sense at all

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 01, 2011, 07:49:56 AM
dim voice in the night
while signifying nothing
makes no sense at all
when i was a kid, i thought words like "while" had two syllables.

The General

George Noory
Fraudulent Psychic
Bag 'o Douche

aldousburbank

billions of planets
in George's solar system
lone neuron in brain

MV/Liberace!

'Stache shines in dull sun,
Blinding slow slaves with black beams,
Now the dark toupee.


Sent from my Droid X.

aldousburbank

somewhere deep within
basement, area 51
greys say George sucks too

aldousburbank

In George's skill set
One item not included
Was the gift of gab

Quote from: Sardondi on February 12, 2013, 02:13:05 AM

Monday
Monday come again,
bitterness returns ever.
Despair. Noory sucks.
Quote from: zeebo on February 12, 2013, 02:17:41 AM
Hello how are you?
Could it have been an angel?
Well now that's true too
Quote from: Paper*Boy on February 12, 2013, 02:20:06 AM


Frog sits on lily
Watching sky turn to twilight
Croaks ‘hey George you suck’

 
Summer now arrives
On wing of fleet noble cranes
Crying ‘Tom sucks too’
Quote from: WOTR on February 12, 2013, 04:58:00 AM

three by five flurry;
silence only, weeping starts
confusion follows

Thread merger complete
Haiku for Snorge flow once more
Great is the suckage




onan

Haikus past, now back.
forgotten prose remembered,
george noory still sucks

Two-minute nuking
Molten cheese come forth and scald
Hail the pizza roll

HorrorRetro

Feb is here again
I can say Feb-bu-bare-y
Need speech therapist


HorrorRetro

Children are abused
Would it be a mean baby
Noory is content

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