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Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #960 on: July 05, 2017, 04:19:37 PM »
C2C's new home
The Hawaii studio
When, Jorch?  Tell us when

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #961 on: July 05, 2017, 10:44:42 PM »
People are whacked out
What can be done about them?
Maybe turmeric

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #962 on: July 05, 2017, 11:20:37 PM »
Art said that I get it.
Why  don't  you  get  it.
   -George Ralph Noory

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #963 on: July 06, 2017, 07:29:49 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .  Oh--that's another thing isn't it?  Never mind.
there once was a man from the navy
thought hosting a show was gravy
but like this haiku he sucks. 

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #964 on: July 06, 2017, 08:19:40 PM »
there once was a man from the navy
thought hosting a show was gravy
but like this haiku he sucks.
Limerick, Haiku
Former seems to be for you
Confusion suits you

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #965 on: July 06, 2017, 08:51:38 PM »
confusion reigns
except one thing
GNS

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #966 on: July 15, 2017, 12:42:14 AM »
Friday nite tactic
Lightweight guest, just sleepwalk through
Then open lines snooze

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #967 on: July 24, 2017, 01:28:56 AM »
Two nights of Knapp
listen one must
Five nights of crap nap sleep dream, pizza rolls

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #968 on: July 24, 2017, 12:15:41 PM »
False M J Twelve doc'
False reading so misleading
False is the night sound

Re: Haikus for George- This Thread Is Obvious
« Reply #969 on: August 12, 2017, 07:13:52 AM »
when i was a kid, i thought words like "while" had two syllables.
They do when George says them.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #970 on: August 23, 2017, 01:09:46 AM »
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They do when George says them
Gorgious Gorge

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #971 on: August 23, 2017, 01:11:51 AM »
Devious Dave
Non eye heart ba'al bah
One syllable less!

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #972 on: September 16, 2017, 05:33:16 PM »
Turmeric tummy
Diarrhea yellow runny
Dave Norrie health plan

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #973 on: January 30, 2018, 09:45:24 PM »
Fub are you hairy?
Fever hurry... Fob worry!
Fab er ah... Uh FEB

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #974 on: January 31, 2018, 12:54:02 PM »
Turn on radio
It's Doc Wallet yet again
Watch TV instead

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #975 on: February 03, 2018, 01:56:05 AM »
No show prep again
Can do during interview
Wikipedia

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #976 on: February 04, 2018, 09:36:08 AM »
DB Cooper
Where must he be
Who played him in the movie, himself?

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #977 on: February 04, 2018, 10:20:10 AM »
No show prep again
Can do during interview
Wikipedia
Prep no-go for interview
Back to prep during dreamtime
Sleepy I am

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #978 on: March 02, 2018, 09:55:47 AM »
quid pro quo
Repetiresome ad nauseum
status quo


GNS

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #979 on: March 02, 2018, 06:23:42 PM »
Now all chats are shared.
He no longer gets his own.
How unfortunate.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #980 on: March 05, 2018, 06:01:17 AM »
the sun rises high
bare is the george noory thread
we must have all slept?

last night was the first sunday
I was callin' ALL the hawgs
who will fill me in?






Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #981 on: March 07, 2018, 02:15:01 AM »
resurgence submergence
spelling error
haiku grammatix, forlorn waste,,,

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #982 on: March 09, 2018, 11:33:36 PM »
time before big bang
thought surrenders to hunger
let's get a sandwich

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #983 on: March 10, 2018, 10:12:44 PM »
Mop'n'glow moustache.
Dave Norree perpetrates show.
Shoe polish hair dye.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #984 on: March 11, 2018, 07:38:28 AM »
Baseball. One, two, three.
Noory approaches the plate.
One, two, three. He's out.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #985 on: March 13, 2018, 02:58:11 AM »
people are whacked out
in times gone by and future
there is nothing new

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #986 on: March 15, 2018, 11:20:56 PM »
When a date says hate,
Like I hate watching football
It's not literal.

But if they hate pets,
They mean it literally.
They stalk, torture, kill.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #987 on: March 16, 2018, 11:17:41 PM »
Chopped Liver

I have one grandchild
At least that is how it sounds
I think there are more

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #988 on: March 16, 2018, 11:19:50 PM »
Punch Drunk

Guilley got married
I'm famous so I can say
I adore her too.

Re: Haiku for Noory-san
« Reply #989 on: March 16, 2018, 11:42:12 PM »
Punch Drunk

Guilley ..

Naught

Shore, Dave Guiliguffawy.

Tomee, tummy pizza role!